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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
In the days before the Civil War, Southern women were known to have "the vapors" frequently, & they would become dizzy & faint as a result.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @theonetruebix: Portland should be more efficient and just open vape nail salons.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @theco2company: Can't wait for the Portland airport to have a vape lounge! Instead of a beer before a flight you enjoy a toke of Blue Dr…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @vapemerch: RT vapeurfou: Formaldéhyde : les chercheurs de Portland continuent leurs travaux http://t.co/s9UO6ZwqTl #vape #ecig
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jim_Anchower: Vape me. I'm not the only one...getting hiiiigh...
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @JamesAnchower: Hola, amigos. I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but it's been hectic here at case de Anchower.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC @SAVAGEultimate @breakmarkulti @vcultimate Do you carry Frisbee specific clothes like this? http://t.co/r2TnXROpWz
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @senderblock23: .@NRA looking for a gun i can vape from. also id like to be less angry can you help
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I should really do an AMA about this so people can ask me how I'm so effective at keeping lip balm around without losing it.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
If you ask me, the release of 'To the 5 Burroughs' is when they finally became Beastie Men.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @jazmasta: Bought a sick new #vape tank to cheer myself up after missing @robdelaney's stand up gig last night http://t.co/VYHwWXsIXL
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
I have successfully finished 5 tubes of chapstick before losing them, or putting them in the washing machine. It's my greatest achievement.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @Disco__Biscuits: Fk I wish I could just go pro playing ultimate frizbee.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @bohemianshawn: shawns face was hilarious when that frizbee came at him lmao and it's not going to kill him hes a 16 yr old not an ancie…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @1000PoundPig: Competitive Frizbee looks great to watch. http://t.co/ENCw56puV1 Wonder if there is a version with tackling and marks lik…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @_BENJAMIN_3: As if Ultimate Frizbee is a real sport
@burnsideulti   Monday June 1st, 2015, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
This might be controversial, but I strongly support breed bands. Little kids of musicians are adorable.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 31st, 2015, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Rare shot of Burnside in the background. https://t.co/BGtq2mk5aC
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 31st, 2015, 10:46 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes when you stare into the Arby's, the Arby's stares back into you. At least the night staff does while he's mopping.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 31st, 2015, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Becoming the primary #vapelife positive ultimate team hadn't been the financial coup we thought it would. Still lacking monetary sponsors.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 30th, 2015, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
3 of my 4 financial mgrs advised me to quit tossing any bill smaller than a 20 when getting change. Anyone tried this trick? Does it work?
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 30th, 2015, 11:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @daemonic3: [undercover] Hey, fellow teens, got any of the 420 drugs? "yeah man, you vape?" I vape hard as heck! [takes hit of asthma…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
No matter where you live in the world, String Cheese Incident is playing in your town next week.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
.@AXE When are you going to get into vape flavors? I want my mouth to taste like my crotch smells.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
If I had a million dollars, I'd probably just blow it on cgi effects to put vapes into all the James Dean movies instead of boring cigs.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
.@StephenCurry30 Is it weird for you that your dad's name is Spanish for "of the curry"? PS he was awesome on tecmo basketball.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
.@twitter When are you finally going to activate signatures? There are some Depeche Mode lyrics that everyone should know I like.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 29th, 2015, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
Truth in advertising laws getting stricter for American mega breweries. http://t.co/TfeOPNbe6H
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
Trying to be the first ulty team sponsored by a vape shack. #vapelife
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @RandyOrton: If you're vaping you have got to pick up some e-liquid from Republic Vape Company @republicvapecom http://t.co/2urSuEiRXM
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @air_adair38: #AskPOTUS do you vape?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @DadsFilmReviews: #Dads who #Vape together, die together
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: [Nasa scientist puts helmet on me]: you'll have to wear this while you're in space Me: But... How will I vape?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @senderblock23: Darth Vaper
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @eyeswidebutt: me: ive watched all the p90x dvds twice & still havent gained any muscle priest: idk how u think- me: tell ur god im rd…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 8:31 a.m. Retweet
Specializing in ironic mullets, ironic mustaches, ironic white guy dreads, and girls in no frill ponytails. http://t.co/sTUhXfmbQP
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
When ultimate is on @espnu but a man with five chins is mean about it. http://t.co/GhefWpfiSr
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @sexbiscuit: The only thing ultimate about ESPNU's Ultimate Frisbee Championship is the ultimate feeling of loneliness each competitor m…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 28th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @ESPNU @PDX_ZFG Here's the ZFG watch party at our house. http://t.co/FC66SjcpLU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 27th, 2015, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
I fave all vape jokes in my feed.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 27th, 2015, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
opinions are like parachutes, everybody has one in, and regarding, the new Point Break movie.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 27th, 2015, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
I think all those kids in their early twenties right now should be given hunting birds.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 27th, 2015, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
It's 2015 and the middle class in America are hurting, shouldn't Hollywood be making an *Encourage* movie instead?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 27th, 2015, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @stephenasmith: TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 26th, 2015, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @CJulianS @SFFlameThrowers @theAUDL Boucher looks like the long lost kid cousin that sitcoms bring on when they hit 9 seasons.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 26th, 2015, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
Burnside is happy to announce that Meatlocker will not be returning for a fifth year. He stinks. Good riddance.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 26th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
.@budlight how many fields will your ultimate town have? Will they be lined? http://t.co/Tf3ZrDWqqK
@burnsideulti   Monday May 25th, 2015, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
Rip Ann Meara. There's another star in heaven. http://t.co/yGhf52FTF7
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 23rd, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Burnside pulls out the come from behind victory with the four pointer at the buzzer. 7-3 good guys! Surly next.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 23rd, 2015, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
Pork chop w the D. Then Longhorn to Tinderbox for the break 2-0. #mfas
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 23rd, 2015, 7:21 a.m. Retweet
The greatest trick the 90s ever pulled was convincing people that "champagne" was a good color for a car paint job.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
Where can I find the mixed scores? #d1natties
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti This is about the best thing I ever created, and I'm including 2 of my 3 kids in that thought. Can't believe there's no love.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
If james harden moved to the NW he'd have to grow his beard out a little. http://t.co/gdLvZwCPZ3
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
when you're streaming #milnats games at work. http://t.co/iwr8htprXa
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Don't worry if you're under 33, we got some guy from Nawlins to handle our roster.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
Burnside is offering a free, no tryout needed, roster spot to the oldest player @ #milnats.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
Want to feel old? Less than 30% of the players still alive in the #NBAPlayoffs list MARTIN as their favorite tv show in their team program
@burnsideulti   Friday May 22nd, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @dwayne846: Nothing better than a nice cold beer... except maybe accomplishing something that you've worked really hard on and being rec…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 21st, 2015, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
The EU is only trying to kick out Greece bc they pronounce "Euro" and "Gyro" too much alike.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 21st, 2015, 5:50 a.m. Retweet
It's a shame that it took #Letterman tragically passing away for the Nation to finally forgive him for that Uma-Oprah joke.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 20th, 2015, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
A downside of increasing minimum wage is the asshole small business owners who can only exist by exploiting workers will lose their business
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 19th, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
Thanks to everyone who came to tryouts. Burnside is proud to announce our 2015 team roster: http://t.co/BMsprexQmi
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 19th, 2015, 9:47 a.m. Retweet
In S2 of @Daredevil, Foggy gets a DUI and has to volunteer coach a hockey team from New Jersey for his community service. #full circle
@burnsideulti   Monday May 18th, 2015, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
Spoiler alert for west coasters: Don Draper is really @RealDBSweeney #MadMen
@burnsideulti   Monday May 18th, 2015, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
What if the @MadMen_AMC finale is that they are really in the @MadMaxMovie universe? Because of the same word in the title, you see.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 16th, 2015, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
I hate to say it, but the Rap portions of Blondie's "Rapture" sound a little dated when you listen to it in modern times.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 16th, 2015, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Lol my apologies, totally forgot Sajak!
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 16th, 2015, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
All the best talk show hosts from my generation are now gone; Leno, Thicke, Rivers, Hall, and Chase. #EndOfAnEra
@burnsideulti   Friday May 15th, 2015, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
I tried to write a Twitter joke about Hawkwind, but instead just kept listening to Hawkwind.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 13th, 2015, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
Isn't there a third dimension? We've tried Horizontal and Vertical, and neither of those have really worked for us. #burnsidetryouttips
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 13th, 2015, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
all i'm saying is that maybe we shouldn't have ultimate in the Olympics if it all goes down like that again.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 13th, 2015, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
remember when @reebok tried to get the tiger woods look alike to beat bruce jenner at the decathlon, but then they both lost the Olympics?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 12th, 2015, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
.@MrJonCryer @McDonalds Can you explain this? http://t.co/VaFR9rSv5e
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 12th, 2015, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
⊂_ヽ ＼＼ Λ＿Λ ＼( ˇωˇ) / ⌒ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / I ( (ヽ can't | |、 \ pull | 丿 ＼ inbounds | | ) /
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 12th, 2015, 5:58 a.m. Retweet
My dad is GM eligible but he's not on a team bc he throws a picnic backhand and always gives up the under.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 12th, 2015, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
If somebody doesn't just up and heroball all next practice, we're canceling the team. #burnsidetryouttips
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 10th, 2015, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
Happy Mother's Day to all those weird dudes who collect moths. http://t.co/v67WHUyMz2
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 10th, 2015, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @REI: Aw c Minnie juzj.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 10th, 2015, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
Why do we have a single holiday for moms, but an entire month celebrating my cousin April?
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 10th, 2015, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @dannyquarrell: @burnsideulti Did I make the team? I drank nearly the whole bottle. http://t.co/EmmYAJNQOP
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 9th, 2015, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Everyone look to your Left and then to your Right. Don't bother with introductions bc odds are you're all gonna be cut. #burnsidetryouttips
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 6th, 2015, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
No, we won't reschedule tryouts just because you got invited to brunch. #burnsidetryouttips
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 6th, 2015, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
May "Day" May the "Fourth Be With You" "Cinco" de Mayo Usau College "Nat"ionals "Memorial" Day. This month is jacked up with weird holidays.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 5th, 2015, 2:00 p.m. Retweet
I'm not up on my internet holidays. Evidently today is the anniversary of when Star Wars was first released in Mexico? Congrats I guess.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 3rd, 2015, 9:42 p.m. Retweet
Reading these #callahan2015 campaigns reminds me that I voted for Monohan via snail mail because he sounded like a pretty good player.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 2nd, 2015, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
This is literally the most important boxing game since the 5th match in Diggstown.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 2nd, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
I think it's cute that people still pretend that boxing matters.
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