Leaguevine's logo

@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 8th, 2023, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Looking for advice on best new wedding shorts. Brenda from Accounting says I can’t have a plus one for hers if I p… https://t.co/RxHE1uNEow
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 8th, 2023, 1:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @deadmetaldad: Pat Robertson & Billy Graham bumping into each other in hell like https://t.co/O4VRC1mtdH
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 8th, 2023, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: Can’t stop thinking about how Congress just had to prevent a fake and manufactured “debt ceiling crisis” by fast-trackin…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 7th, 2023, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @candaceforpdx: NEWS: Portland City Employees Form New Workers Union https://t.co/bwUZE7jMt4
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 6th, 2023, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
How can you not ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ “tolerate” these guys? https://t.co/D1bvUzQhBX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 6th, 2023, 1:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @micahinATL: One important point: this was us using the “right” channels that the powerful always tell us to use. And doing so in a hist…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 5th, 2023, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
They seeded AUT at 11? What a mickey mouse tournament these jokers are running. https://t.co/h4infmqlHr
@burnsideulti   Monday June 5th, 2023, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @Bootsy_Collins: This can be true change, where the whole world will have to up it's game.🥳I am so funked up by this incredible news!🤯 H…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 5th, 2023, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
I lost six pounds this weekend. My wife says it’s water weight, but if I never weigh myself again, it was a permanent fitness boost.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 5th, 2023, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @unclelukereal1: How in the hell we get put out of the regionals two years in a row. Unbelievable.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2023, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
BS v KK not supposed to be semis.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2023, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
15-1 Some but not all frustrations have been resolved.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2023, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
“B”obby has Brown hair. “J”ustin has black hair. Easy peasey nemonic.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2023, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
Public Confession: I still don’t know which teammate is Bobby and which is Justin.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2023, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
Two grocery store hard boiled eggs for breakfast. Only hiccuped twice. #BlessedAndGrateful
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 3rd, 2023, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
First game coming up. #reggies
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2023, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
The only benefit of the new twitter is now I know exactly how many people don’t put up with my shit.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2023, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
I asked a AI to predict some scores from masters regionals and this is what it came up with: 14-12 15-9 15-13 15-1… https://t.co/64qrrZQwk9
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2023, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
Looking up some game footage to get ready for tomorrow https://t.co/OOuAA6RSzf
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2023, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
Zip Tips: 8/27/2004 Every ultimate player has a finite number of good throws in their life. Don’t waste them by pra… https://t.co/hlhWeffTWC
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2023, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
Kind of ironic that after coming into the league together, Jeff Green will get a non-asterisk title before Kevin Durant. #NBAFinals
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 1st, 2023, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Me at every social gathering for the next 6 months after I read a wikipedia summary about cvt transmissions: “Well,… https://t.co/8SziRVLdGI
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 1st, 2023, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @666hardcoreband: greatest 45 seconds in cinematic history https://t.co/hmDp1GbwWf
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 1st, 2023, 1:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @pakseifu: パキスタンではスイカのシーズンが近づくにつれて、スイカの販売業者が「Laal Hai... Laal Hai」というキャンペーンを展開しています。これは「私のスイカはあなたのよりも赤い」という意味です。このビデオでは、2人のトレーダーがスイカの赤さを…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 31st, 2023, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
For anyone who hasn’t listened to Gordo, he’s in that singer/songwriter vein who could rip out sone bangers. Kind o… https://t.co/Dun1sxz6Np
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 31st, 2023, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
We have a couple Canadians on the roster this year so I’m trying to put a bunch of Gordon Lightfoot on the warmup p… https://t.co/GRBoy8sqDa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 31st, 2023, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl Jump all round like a flying squirrel Now don't you cuss and don't you swear Just com… https://t.co/SCFJPkfYER
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2023, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
The AM sports talk radio in my work van today had a commercial where Flea said that improvisational jazz has been a… https://t.co/idyppXujDu
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2023, 9:52 p.m. Retweet
Nicest celeb you’ve ever met (L) Rudest celeb you’ve ever met (R) https://t.co/8lAk2Vd4kC
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Burnside 40 and Burnside 33 coming in to reggies with a targets on our backs. They called 2022 Nationals a fluke. C… https://t.co/srS2UqnN4O
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2023, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @CrantGohn: @hornets Bad move, Charlotte. Bad move.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2023, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
More bounce MORE BOUNCE More bounce Much more bow uh wow uh ounce More bounce to the ounce https://t.co/FVdv6xDYoC
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2023, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reds: Wishing a very happy birthday to 1990 World Series champion Eric Davis❗ https://t.co/x1EZNvommS
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 27th, 2023, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
Just to be clear, as I was telling my HR department, it doesn’t truly count as porn if I don’t really think anyone… https://t.co/Y6krnvoypZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2023, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Keir Starmer is a star wars ass name.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2023, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @MorePerfectUS: An overwhelmingly majority of American voters think the minimum wage should be at least $20 an hour, according to new po…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @CoachBalto: School pick up lines are policy failure pt. 7 https://t.co/2afgV5owYG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Subscribe to this patreon because I love thrizzle. If you’re on the fence, I’ll let you borrow one of my copies so… https://t.co/tKNPZyLYPP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @MKupperman: I need your support! If I can get 1000 people on the Patreon I’ll start self-publishing Thrizzle.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
I’d make him 7 feet tall and have him solve crimes with his robot butler. https://t.co/3IwQbyhoCj
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Saw this ad for a game on reddit. You’ll never guess who you play in the game. I’ll give a little hint. The fucking… https://t.co/YHGBZ2Cv4W
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
I think I know how the d3 players feel about nit measuring up to d1, because it’s probably the same gap in respect… https://t.co/Ew97DFfw8g
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2023, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
This ad poses the hardest fucking question of my life. It’s like if solomon asked me about goddamn sophies choice https://t.co/Op23LfX4NL
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2023, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Went to the Thorns game yesterday with the family, and being back in the friendly confines reminded me how I starte… https://t.co/8VE9easTvN
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 21st, 2023, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @ericbobo: GM twitterpeeps!!! I hope everyone enjoys their weekend!!!
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2023, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @davidminpdx: For 28 years, Calvin Duncan was incarcerated at the Louisiana State Penitentiary. While there, he taught himself the law.…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2023, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @bandcampunited: We at Bandcamp United are happy to announce that we’ve won our union, 31 to 7! We’re excited to work with leadership to…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2023, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
I think my office printer at work can shut the fuck up about what kind if paper it recommends. https://t.co/2gMEf96QOr
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
I’m blocking the people who post a 2 hour callahan vid next year.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
I’ve already started thinking about how attractive I might find these people if they were in a movie.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
In celebration of the writers strike I cane up with some roller derby names. Or James Bond secretary names. Same Di… https://t.co/r0gB6gR1Gn
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
I’m an nba player hater for the worst reasons: Jayson Tatum - the weird bangs. Michael Porter Jr - looks like my co… https://t.co/kTUOhNkLa2
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @jzux: i personally think everyone should strike until everything changes
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @robdelaney: My police officer cousin Tony had JUST recovered from Havana syndrome when he touched a frisbee that had fentanyl on it and…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @Buddyhead: I’m not great at math but I’m starting to connect the dots here https://t.co/LMZ1iaU3iF
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @dril: really cool that youre down voting a guy who has been medically determined to be a "Moron" . Really woke of you
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
She was 83. Could put down G&Ts and Milwaukee’s Best Light better than me, but still had to leave the workforce. A… https://t.co/kJMIFS8WF9
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
She was on probation for a bit because she didn’t get along with the new part time receptionist, and then the foot… https://t.co/PPZj918NPT
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
My gramma worked for a podiatrist’s office. Not a podiatrist, the building itself. The practice got sold three time… https://t.co/kbZkdBpGKG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
I’m not ever sure if my good looks are the result of a faustian bargain or more of a monkey’s paw situation.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 5:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @h4apdx: The Portland Mercury found that most shelters in PDX are inaccessible to people with physical disabilities. #H4A #hygiene4all…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
Pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards to talk to the teens: “You know who else was persecuted for serving cunt…”
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
Imagine this if you will, one long take following a gangster driving from a deadly hit then seamlessly transitionin… https://t.co/kJRAoht1cL
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
The Joanns fabrics didnt have enough cricut vinyl to make a new wall quote above the guest bedroom to say VOTE LIKE… https://t.co/QKsmXBzH5h
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
You can tell Scorsese is a true visionary genius because at age eighty he has brilliant ideas for gangster movies h… https://t.co/04qW2Q0w6w
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
Has anyone ever done a derp dive into how the only famous socialists have been: Tupac Kurt Cobain The Eve6 guy The… https://t.co/ne1dbkZ6VY
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
I’m not gonna join it because I pronounce it “BLOOSKIE” in my head.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
One thing nobody talks about in Star Wars is that going between planets and solar systems would make days and weeks… https://t.co/LMKYjvoj3O
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Humans should have domesticated seals instead of dogs.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
You’ll never guess what fucking moron he’s talking about. https://t.co/WVPe1FLYfv
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @thrasherxy: There is such an aesthetic, right? Of white men broadcasters talking AT us as if to say, “You fucking morons, I can’t belie…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2023, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @70Ceeks: 911: What's your emergency ME: My dog think he slick
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2023, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
They haven’t wanted my juice for years because of mad cow disease. Wonder if my prions can go free again now? https://t.co/kPUMtpnO1G
<< 1 2 3 4 ... 96 97 98 >>
Other Tweeters