@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
$15 dollar minimum wage? Congrats, you just made things almost acceptable for 1998. Try $24
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @AngelaNWalker: I am Antifa.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
fuck phil spector, but end of the century is the best ramones album. https://t.co/MhKYJdrf7G
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: The greater idiot ever scolds the lesser
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
@No_Look_Scoober north central players learn how to throw in the wind.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 17th, 2021, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
@No_Look_Scoober counterpoint: all the throwers that played there were from the metro east
@burnsideulti   Friday January 15th, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
Without saying your age, post four games that were released when you were 14. https://t.co/XdbQLNDsbY
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 14th, 2021, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @hellohappy_time: I don’t think you should be able to name a kid Sebastian until they have proven themselves to be a Sebastian
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 14th, 2021, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
unpopular opinion: my handwriting just *feels* like it looks better on the blue post it notes instead of the yellow ones.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 14th, 2021, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @papasuncle: Feeling kinda meh who can relate
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 13th, 2021, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
this will end up looking as dated as bob cousy dribbling the ball neck high five feet away from his body.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 13th, 2021, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
if the world exists 30 years from now, our grandkids will laugh at us for trying to pass these guys off as Elite At… https://t.co/DYzcEJNHrX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
one more expression of the corrupt duopoly is every good player from subzero going to sockeye. no, i don’t understa… https://t.co/J6ptv3FDZ9
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
if you ask me it looks like bruce went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS but was more concerned about RED2, than being a real MO… https://t.co/cuWFqUpndh
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 7:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @murderxbryan: There is a house bill in Ohio to make 24 hour alcohol sales legal and change our last call to 4 AM, once the pandemic end…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
see shanty’s? folks i don’t even want to here them!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
this sea shanty shit sucks because it’s reminding me of some shit 90s movie where daniel stern kept yapping about s… https://t.co/MDV1KnREp4
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 5:07 a.m. Retweet
burn after reading is positively oh,well-ian. https://t.co/1yYr0ZEKmx
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 12th, 2021, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
*anytime i see anything that i don’t like* https://t.co/pYjDLpC92G
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
lol, u know who gets it? the first person that responded to this, they know what’s up! https://t.co/iFLnW3xECJ
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
*anytime a idiot see something happen that they like* https://t.co/h6qEZI6wAw
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
*anytime i see something happen that i like* https://t.co/FMQABDYXhH
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
1-kept job all year 2-almost taught roommate to read 3-won masters mationals https://t.co/UbSqVh4xar
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 4:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @NFL_Scorigami: CLE 48 - 37 PIT Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1066th unique final score in NFL history.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
i figured none of you would know weeb eubanks, wayne embry, john harbaugh or the guy who created gumby
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 4:40 a.m. Retweet
-one hundred billion-paul ryan
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 4:37 a.m. Retweet
most famous alumni from my college 1-roethlisberger 2-wally sczcerbiak 3-benji harrison 4-bo schembechler best alu… https://t.co/7j4wvTFHoU
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
if mathematicians acted like modern pundits, journalists and authors, they'd probably be like "JUST TOOK A LOOK AT… https://t.co/zpNnmmoXqS
@burnsideulti   Monday January 11th, 2021, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
half the people i follow on here are from pittsburgh. https://t.co/lazWwMY1ha
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 10th, 2021, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ugarles: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: this is divisive and it's time to heal
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 10th, 2021, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
did this guy ever read about the first 44 presidents? https://t.co/jqxKuETIod
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 10th, 2021, 5:04 a.m. Retweet
carmelo anthony smacked hassan whiteside in the face as hard he could, so the blazers color announcer just describe… https://t.co/9NXgayFMHY
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 10th, 2021, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
the way everything on social media is getting so Orwellian; is really Kafkaesque.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 9th, 2021, 5:52 a.m. Retweet
watching Blown Away (1994), and totally stoked that forrest whittaker has the same socks as me. Thorlo Running Max… https://t.co/S5oR3CFHeH
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2021, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @realHirondelle: .@RepSchrader all of your voicemail is full, so I am here to tell you that an impeachment is the exact opposite of a ly…
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2021, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
normalize presenting your most liked tweet to determine your vaccination placement schedule
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2021, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
id lance an appropriate amount. i wouldn’t lancealittle or lancelot.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2021, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
if i was a knight id probably be into lancing, but not too much. i wouldn’t go overboard with the lancing at all.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 8th, 2021, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
seriously can't take this dude seriously because he looks like all the guys i ended up drafting in the 5th round of… https://t.co/bF248BUsfh
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2021, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
yesterday magachuds wanted to destroy The Capitol, but i want to destroy Capitolism.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2021, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
i-14? i defiantly didnt have that one on my #2021bingocard https://t.co/iYyRtjMc13
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2021, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
when is @carhartt going to denounce everyone who wears their jackets? (i only wear their pants)
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 7th, 2021, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
i missed alot of news today bc i was on a long meeting revolving around the potential janitorial care, maintenance,… https://t.co/UrXpgoTT18
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2021, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
now that i see it in print, it's spelled "coup" because of the germans. i always heard it like "coo" and thought it… https://t.co/3C197panpr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2021, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
why do only some things have essential oils, shouldn’t everything be made out of essential oils if they’re so essen… https://t.co/rn0c8LzaUD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2021, 5:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @ruthlessreviews: I think Dems are gonna get the Senate! That means: Ending the war on drugs. Cheap universal healthcare. Living wages…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2021, 5:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: on to the next battle. please donate to amy mcgrath’s senate campaign. i know it ended months ago but i promise it will make…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 6th, 2021, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @shawngude: The Socialist Party’s platform in 1920, the year Eugene Debs ran a fifth and final time, was very good. https://t.co/gejAnX5…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 5th, 2021, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @burnsideulti: It's already January third and I'm still writing checks with my mouth that my ass can't cash.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 5th, 2021, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @YzermanSZN: @mrs_socialista My least favorite thing about Ronald Reagan is that he’ll be president again in 15 days.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 5th, 2021, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
look, we’ve now heard about the dangers of cancel culture from mr bean and the monty python guys, but why don’t we… https://t.co/jDUY0vQjR6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 5th, 2021, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
the final person to wear assless chaps into the slaughterhouse was an abattoir last bare ender.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 5th, 2021, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @ayanaBnuby: The absurdity of Kamala Harris is complete. Now she's stealing stories from Martin Luther King https://t.co/TWRPC5LLYU
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 11:59 p.m. Retweet
“time to take yourself out with the other trash, forever!” https://t.co/MCar9I1E8q
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @glidemag: Happy birthday to @Wilco’s @nelscline! Watch Cline perform with the Nels Cline Singers in 2010 from NPR’s 2010 Tiny Desk Conc…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
this is now my garbage thread. i’m gonna shove garbage posts all in one spot.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
there’s never been a good rock song that mentions “wine” anywhere in the lyrics.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 6:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @DebsEbooks: All the votes of the people would do us no good if our party ceased to be a revolutionary party, or only incidentally so, w…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 5:57 a.m. Retweet
and the beastie boys "sabotage" on letterman even though i've never watched it before.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 5:56 a.m. Retweet
i keep reading about how the youtube algorithm shoves fascism down your throat, but my suggested vids are just 3000… https://t.co/eako9ceC6O
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
i muted the phrase “disc course” back in may, maybe it’s time to mute “discourse”
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @djarinculture: *me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it* https://t.co/Q764BDICa9
@burnsideulti   Monday January 4th, 2021, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @ProudSocialist: BREAKING: After initially abstaining @AOC and @CoriBush just joined the rest of the squad in voting for Pelosi. It’s a…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2021, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @tristan__isaac: the question should be, "how does teargassing crowds of people, enhancing police surveillance capabilities & advocating…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 3rd, 2021, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @tristan__isaac: the question should not be, "how does breaking windows solve racial injustice?" it can't, it doesn't & it was never me…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2021, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
i think i see the problem, dumb carpenters built the soffit too long! https://t.co/SK5VH9W5te
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2021, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @Logan_ofthecorn: Ask a socialist why they hate capitalism, and they'll give you a myriad of reasons. Ask a capitalist why they hate soc…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2021, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
it's hard to believe this gif is from all the way back when dj khaled interviewed the actors from being john malkov… https://t.co/O9jFP6Ricu
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 2nd, 2021, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
all my online opinions are like beautiful fancy mushrooms.
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