@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
‘left”wing critics are gonna feel pretty stupid if they reveal that part of this money might go towards equity trai… https://t.co/oS1Jp90nq4
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
me tiktok dancing at regionals on the retired jersey of some big sky d line cutter. https://t.co/Y9pI5Bl8PS
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
i think i lost a follower for retweeting this earlier today. https://t.co/ktJMwe5LAS
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @FugaziTruther: Moby-Dick was published on this date in 1851 https://t.co/ZMXVVqWTQi
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
what’s the best type of eagle?
@burnsideulti   Monday October 18th, 2021, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
look, it’s not “edgy or cool” to celebrate the death of a prominent political figure you know who’s definitely not… https://t.co/pJYJ9H71sX
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 17th, 2021, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
look, don’t even try to inform me about some extinct beast unless you also give me that sweet sweet 1.8m reference… https://t.co/7Hi7YKXdTN
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 17th, 2021, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
i have’nt bought a godamn @JohnDeere tractor in over three days. almost caved yesterday and bought two, but came to my senses #Solidarity
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 16th, 2021, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
they’lld scab the shit outta me because i just bought a bunch of @PghParcha and @nightlockult replica jerseys and m… https://t.co/F59xpmMJT2
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 16th, 2021, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
id probably be fucked if i worked in my same middle management position at john deere hq because im always telling… https://t.co/c6fzxzXgcZ
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 16th, 2021, 3:06 a.m. Retweet
i guess im just glad i grew up in a massey-ferguson house.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 16th, 2021, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
i bought a ton of bannanas with the ulterior motive of getting some one to make bannana bread once they started goi… https://t.co/1DraTD7Ywl
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @vijayprashad: My leader, Thomas Sankara, murdered today in 1987 at the tender age of 33. He was the future of the Third World. We conti…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @ukpuppetboy: Happy 96th Birthday to this absolute legend of a human being. 96 years of being a fab star of stage/screen, spokesperson,…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
this is all my brain can focus on when i see her https://t.co/tRiYJPyAP1
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
just thought it was cool that his name is stankonia
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 2:23 p.m. Retweet
also the dude tried to kill his wife while on meth a few years later so all the stories dried up for everyone. no m… https://t.co/YjjB3w3ZgY
@burnsideulti   Friday October 15th, 2021, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
my folks had a country neighbor that lost a dog to a falcon. just swooped down and took it up. then that family bor… https://t.co/3KbfczxydV
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 14th, 2021, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
if it were me and mgmt tried to force me to be a scab and get on the assembly line, id break up and send them a joh… https://t.co/N0fx9yizLm
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 14th, 2021, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
captain america should technically have been some guy named something like “dave america” who just became a captain
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 14th, 2021, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
for the @seattlekrakens second game, they plan on wearing throwbacks from the first game of their inaugural season #historical
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
im petty blocking this guy for humble brag comparing himself to flannery oconner https://t.co/AFVAYDnVMv
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
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@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
my 74 year old mom calls every video game system an “Intendo”. my 6 year old roommate calls every video game system an “Intendo”.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @vineyille: Wow just got off the phone with The Punisher and he said vaccines were good. I talked to the skull on his shirt and it said…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
i was just humming “bob” to myself this morning, and wondered why i hadn’t heard it on my ipod shuffle in a while.… https://t.co/lFrolBcGcn
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @taralazar: Clever librarians. You don’t have to ask. https://t.co/xtifMiwJIf
@burnsideulti   Monday October 11th, 2021, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @morgan_sung: the BYU virginity club weighed in on soaking https://t.co/lrWVVOGhQJ
@burnsideulti   Monday October 11th, 2021, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
if we’re really being critical, the woman at the club should have paid better attention when her boyfriend was givi… https://t.co/soYLjNXDTu
@burnsideulti   Monday October 11th, 2021, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
it’s technically not “mansplaining” because the guy in the ⁦@astros⁩ shirt was doing a great job of helping his gir… https://t.co/1jOK9hLxsT
@burnsideulti   Monday October 11th, 2021, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
you all make me feel like a persona au gratin sometimes
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 10th, 2021, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
im considered something of a “-ply guy”. i post, and then create zero interaction.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 10th, 2021, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
watching game footage of us instead of the contententent recap? dumb. https://t.co/6TdAUmfnMT
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 9th, 2021, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
it’s the burnside end’o year party tonight. that always combines my two favorite things: -pickled carrots en escabiche -ghosting around 7
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 9th, 2021, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
unfortunately my roommate found this more exciting :( https://t.co/cI8ngKFMB9
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 9th, 2021, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
they’re’s almost more twitter folks here then players. #schwa https://t.co/KlZBQJ0Ub8
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 9th, 2021, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: The question is, what and where is the skin of the whale?
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 9th, 2021, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
Did you remember when i joined Twitter? I dont #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/Sjf6t7eLeq
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
i honestly think urban meyer should stay in his lane, and focus on the jags and his marriage right now. https://t.co/wZVEHqA6KQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
please please please @weatherchannel can you help people like me out and quit showing the 14 day americanized forec… https://t.co/Jp4NTYZAtW
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
im somewhat of a scientist myself, so i almost exclusively use the metrics system. that’s why its so difficult for… https://t.co/pbVebCSVdJ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @dennisispeasant: Stop changing your pfps I literally have no idea who you are
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
@ozoneultimate ozone smells great, ancient greeks were dumb.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
If you’re a mechanic and a car won’t start, then first thing you do is check the battery. If you’re a film critic a… https://t.co/UCJKMRDxSy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 9:52 p.m. Retweet
we’re all trying to find the guy that drew this https://t.co/btjcheo7nc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
i lost three followers on that last draft dump. now i know what doves sound like :(
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
if you like to read about Spurts, this is worth the subscription. but realize just like your 60% of your taxes fund… https://t.co/UwazSL8TE8
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
DAD JOKES: did you hear about the guy from slip knot? yeah, me neither.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
note of republic safety posit box fragrant foul
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
hey jack, i shouldn’t have left the shovel in the driveway. that’s on me. https://t.co/rtPUFgu1QG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
gotta unload some drafts. feel free to unfollow for five minutes.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
hey lady, its a kidney. not a kind-ney
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
i miss the old punk bands that had strong social messages: the clash: fascism is still here minutemen: communism… https://t.co/Vo1WxoFc1a
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @simonan: The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters https://t.co/JOzU2ntp9k
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: as a young nfl fan you tend to reflexively hate a lot of teams. i’m a chiefs fan so i grew up hating the raiders and chargers…
@burnsideulti   Monday October 4th, 2021, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @mindflakes: Somehow managed to throw a frisbee into the back of my own head
@burnsideulti   Monday October 4th, 2021, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @hilaryagro: Imagine getting more defensive of a powerful politician being inconvenienced in the bathroom than hundreds of thousands of…
@burnsideulti   Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
perhaps a more important question would be did she become a prison guard with her new boyfriend and did they operat… https://t.co/uDAtFSbejM
@burnsideulti   Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
did they get divorced the very second he had brought the rest of his family over, and he could legally stay to oper… https://t.co/lIz797Gk7Z
@burnsideulti   Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
i know everyone is chasing clout, but can anyone else here say their cousin married a dutch dude off https://t.co/ug9JCaOMS1?
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
i have these same convos now about loggias versus porticos
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @wildvishwa: Did I say you could take my picture?, Ruby-crowned Kinglet,😅 #wildlife #birds #biodiversity Photo:Patrick https://t.co/Eo…
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
kind of worried for my future because im not sure there will still be janitors under communism
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
funniest work convo was when me and the structural engineer were talking with a client and one of us kept saying “p… https://t.co/mp6LXJHc0i
@burnsideulti   Friday October 1st, 2021, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
who else has chrome blocking all their shit today? and i'm not talking porn, not EVEN talking porn. i can't read n… https://t.co/78ZZqKKtgs
@burnsideulti   Friday October 1st, 2021, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
bullshit ass damn grow watermelons for five months and they only get to be baseballs. this vegan risotto, chard chi… https://t.co/D5USzhFWZ0
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
mess-messi-messier-messiest *i delete my jokes so i can repost them.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: There's hogsheads of sperm ahead
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
*prawns sorry, i forget the real name’s
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
when the beginner soldier dudes get to move double fast, or gain revenge upon their opressors and become royalty th… https://t.co/kSCM6F5jje
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
id be allot better at Chess if i could come up with a equation to get the relative value of the horsies versus the… https://t.co/Vz3pE6fPiU
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