@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
fuckin lol, "twitlerforgaze" is not constant hate speech. nice job dipshits. https://t.co/A2VcoH76gh
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @leahfrombklyn: I’ve been a tenants’ rights attorney for over a decade and I want to shed some light on what happens to people when they…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
I don’t see what’s so “grand” about it, this is the end of democracy as we know it. First they came for hyper achie… https://t.co/HFbL5d99LL
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Gonna pronounce it “inDICKted” to everyone whenever I say it out loud. https://t.co/zY2YcBRunD
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
FYI this is not me even though the dude is my doppler-radar.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
The “IM A GIANT FRAUD” vibes are overwhelming atm.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
I enjoy both Roger and Dylan from this story. https://t.co/eVNWpTJ1On
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
Every one talks about The Banks failing, but nobody talks about how I can’t tell Elizabeth Banks and Rachel McAdams apart.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 29th, 2023, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @dusttodigital: Happy birthday to Astrud Gilberto, born on this day in 1940 in Salvador, Brazil. Here she is singing "The Girl from Ipan…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 29th, 2023, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: My goal is to be the first person found dead inside one of these
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
My all time winner in one of these was when my mom asked out of nowhere: “Who’s that one guy….?” I replied “Aiden… https://t.co/c4E2a1uZXf
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
Me when Ron tries to convince us to get a new jersey design. https://t.co/pdBR3nozCE
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
Hot Quiz Pop shot. You have a great poll you need everyone to see, but you haven’t ponied up your 8 dollars this mo… https://t.co/Z6sQfGeJMY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @allahliker: 2021: im shadowbanned im calling the police 🥺 2023: im paying 7 bucks a month to a moron to not be shadowbanned 🤣
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @NemoAugustus: For those who are unaware what space did to Shatner, he wrote about it: https://t.co/ESNUWSSRwI
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Always growing, never settling. I can pull big numbers for my block list even easier now. https://t.co/QyWHKWCb0b
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
Remember if you’re a good 40+ year old please wait until next year to sign up so I don’t have to guard you. https://t.co/TCAqvbUcfb
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @candaceforpdx: This is very troubling to hear 😐 body cameras with pre review is MUCH worse than the status quo of no cameras at all. We…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 5:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @mfpseth: That tire hated that car so much it went back for seconds
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2023, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TaoTeChinggg: Thoughts weaken the mind.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2023, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: This is why we say "abolish" https://t.co/hqZuyoNWaK
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 2:17 p.m. Retweet
I just wish there was an appropriate gif of Jonah Hill telling Kanye to cut it out.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
When I first moved to Portland we rented Hands on a Hardbody from @MovieMadnessPDX and watched it roughly five time… https://t.co/dPSbQzwDJX
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
I went to college with this kid 30 years when he was this kid instead: Gordo cried and trashed his dorm room becaus… https://t.co/918xVlLohW
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @davenewworld_2: When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, bu…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @chasestrangio: It is possible that soon 20 states will ban gender-affirming care for trans adolescents. People are rightfully panicked.…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Is this window sticker supposed to be the mountain/surf/sun or someone laying down in pain because they absolutely… https://t.co/wv89MFQXEG
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Two of my friends performed at Darcelles and I never heard anything but positive shit, so rip to the queen.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @billybinion: This is James King. In 2014, two law enforcement officers beat him to a pulp after they mistook him for the wrong person.…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
I don’t think you understand how good this song is.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
Never mind what they’re selling. It’s what you’re buying.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
I’m lying naked at your feet Don’t crush the heart that beats
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
The wall around the graveyard Says that SATIN LIVES IN HELL Though they may love the devil His disciples sure can't… https://t.co/F4FhCz4XCS
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
and anger takes the place of what’s removed
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes I think it's a shame When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
When you come calling me down I put on my disease.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
take off your bandaid because i dont believe in touchdowns
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
When I am reminded of a song lyric I really like, I type it into drafts to remind me I like it for some reason. Gon… https://t.co/NHW2NZx7bh
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
This is not to say, we were not the worst we’ve ever been.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 23rd, 2023, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Dammit Jeff. You don’t need to rattle any sabers. It’s always one step forward and two steps back with him and Ron. https://t.co/LYG9R5mFXw
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
I’ve only been half following the news lately. Did they arrest Aaron Rodgers yet? Wasn’t that supposed to happen yesterday?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
name your favourite movies that came out the same year you were born! 🎬 https://t.co/cIVbdajwOL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Getting visibly older, but just as a cute prank.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
I don’t really ever use the term “cringe”, and definitely don’t ever say it out loud, but I constantly use the term… https://t.co/A70jvbfsm6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @RonWyden: Happy anniversary to @TheSportsBraPDX. It’s a great stop in NE Portland to watch women’s sports over a beer and/or a burger -…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @JuliusGoat: Imagine you watched me gather the following ingredients: 1½ cups all-purpose flour; 1½ teaspoons baking powder; 1⁄4 teaspoo…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
Some of those that have sources, are the same that point out horses. https://t.co/VhZBZLUM6m
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @Imposter_Edits: This a good video speaking about the reality of the quickly growing homeless crisis in this country. https://t.co/pr4eE…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
You small town rube, only a REAL new yorker understands good logo design. Why don’t you go back to your tiny little… https://t.co/XtcJez2kBz
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
I have an old post it note on my work desk with a phone number on it and the world MILF circled. I just noticed it… https://t.co/WJD8iJFgAJ
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
I’m weaponizing our team slack against the ggm groupme. Turning this shit into a psyop.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: Night of your birth. Thirty-three. The Leonids they were called. God how the stars did fall. I looked for blackness, h…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Nowadays every usau college player has a name like either GAVRILO PRINCIP or DENISE TERWILLIGER-EQUESTRIAN
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
Here’s something you haven’t been considering lately: blonde dudes with big ol bushy red beards.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
Me whenever some basketball team beats another basketball team. https://t.co/pjWkgvv6fW
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 18th, 2023, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Tired: ripping on strangers for being good at ultimate only because they are all 2 years older than the kids they p… https://t.co/Rnk8i867yc
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
I’m not totally finished with my research into the saint pattys stuff but i guess we should all have a pint tonight… https://t.co/1kYofStWnM
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
This is gonna come back to bite me in the tits when I eventually try to apply for Irish citizenship innit?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
Kind if ironical that a guy named sinn fein got elected to build cars on st patty’s day?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @KhanhPhamForOR: 18 people killed last month in just the Portland region. 😢 We should be doing this review once a month in our state Joi…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
Just an FYI they hate it when you call it “saint patty’s” with a hard T. Do it in person so you can watch their rud… https://t.co/R9Ws7S2fPO
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
Let me tell you whose NOT upset, the fans and alumni of the lower seeded teams, frankly they’re excited about these results! #NCAAbasketball
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
I like that boots guy, but I think its a shame they decided to use special “efx” to make the main character look th… https://t.co/rvaVkzpayV
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @modernistwitch: good morning! we’re unionizing https://t.co/RFoclJDU5t
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Would you rather be forced to fight 20 five year olds, or a senator?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 15th, 2023, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
What’s the best three day run of the year? Xmas eve-Xmas-Boxing day Or Pie day-The eyes of March-Stone Cold Steve Austin Day
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
What opinion about Ron would have you like this? https://t.co/OfgzHFtnMt
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
Nasa landed a man on mars doing all their calculations by rounding it down to 3, so don’t fall for this pi day bullshit.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Aaron Rodgers is treating the nfl offseason like mixed ultimate. “Yeah man, I dunno if I want to be super focused t… https://t.co/HlxSUciZNA
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
A second factor of authentication has been monetized. https://t.co/9am7CfXtp2
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
My addition to todays white stripes discourse is I liked him back when he was the drummer for Goober and the Peas.… https://t.co/qTtX3d68AO
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
Somebody I know should sign up for this Patreon so I don’t have to sign up for it again and pay twice, which as far… https://t.co/UsBu9XCsnZ
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
If you hear it out of context, INFLUENCER sounds even more insidious than it actually is.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @electricalWSOP: You risk-averse sheep want the government to do everything for you. We intend to disrupt everything. Money, banking, te…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: Mark Cuban: Bailout Silicon Valley Bank TONIGHT Feds: Approved Lloyd Blankfein: Goldman Sachs needs $824 billion Feds:…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: The vulture capitalists who call canceling student debt a dangerous socialist experiment are now begging for a bailout f…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
He said he couldn't play at this level, it was too swilly. I was like, you can't play at that other level so stfu.… https://t.co/ugOvkI2dVH
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
The "coach" from the portland nitro came out to masters pickup today and was complaining that the game was garbage,… https://t.co/TLBzZsa1DG
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 7:35 p.m. Retweet
First they came for the venture capitalists who did not want to federally insure their money until they REALLY need… https://t.co/JpqICfFYfh
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
The game is totally redeemed, Chelsea is out there.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
Not gonna lie, this first point aint it chief.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
If somebody ever writes down a oral history of @detroit , I bet they do a whole chapter on either the white stripes or detroit mechanix.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: The police murdered that man, shot one of their own, blamed it on him, and started a brutal campaign of false arrests for…
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