@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 9th, 2022, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
‘member on family get togethers when youd have some racist piece of shit uncle who would always say some shit to yo… https://t.co/HUP61AxQPj
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
I watched #PreyHulu this morning and don’t find it anymore unrealistic than #Predator, for example when jesse the b… https://t.co/N4jIyA5cWM
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: The Democrats' excuse for killing all of Bernie's amendments to help people is "we told you in advance we couldn't amend t…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
i had to hide the chat. @torre_errot @Flower_Butch
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @JeffAndDonkeys: Insulin should be free. Free. There is no potential for abuse. The market is utterly inflexible. The market for insuli…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
my old position got reposted again for the 2nd (3rd?) time. guess nobody wants to work anymore except for me. :(
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
If anyone got cut after their tryout tourneys this weekend at Kleinman, US Open, WJUC, or other, we might have a ro… https://t.co/7WnFaViLkx
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
RT @MariahforAthens: i am begging *begging* people to understand that housing for all would do more to combat domestic violence than the po…
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
you can pinpoint the exact date that Ricky quit playing ultimate. https://t.co/ldz1zUsHmC
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
i hate to always make this about me, but i saw a racoon in broad daylight on the way to pickup so… https://t.co/C1OHNJPZme
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
its taking too long to befriend these crows. i expected corvid soulmates by now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
this is still a ben lohre stan account.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @RottenInDenmark: We lost more than a decade of public transit investment due to the misplaced hype around these VC enrichment schemes.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @ForeverWILlN_: Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @whitney_hu: sometimes when i’m mad, i just do math & compare it to police budgets. ~600,000 homeless people in america. if we gave ever…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
my wifes playing in a mixed tourney this weekend and im just thinking :( https://t.co/vEVgNVjPb8
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
second most famous person from my neighborhood, ahead of the dude who invented pringles and behind henry heimlich. https://t.co/gOBc9UkWYw
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
what the heck did people do to describe how proportionately strong everything was before the 13th century BC Indian… https://t.co/Ivye5Zj3iB
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
T shirt idea: Single and ready to get shingles
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
hey, ultimate score updates on a ftiday… take a breather its not always all about you.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 2:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @AliAbunimah: Just like in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Ukraine and elsewhere, the US gives false hope to its puppets and clients in Taiwan tha…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @MKupperman: Sometimes I want to see what my followers (evolved thinkers, advanced analysis) think, not everybody else (unevolved simple…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @AlecStapp: This really is insane when you think about it: https://t.co/XAy2JfV48U
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
also i never get more than three likes on any post.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
i can't do that "like for a movie of the year" dealio because from 1977 to 1986 my movie of the year was star wars,… https://t.co/yQ7JkjTJms
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
also i haven't seen a new movie since black panther.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: Oh that's easy, it's because Biden is a right winger who said whatever he thought people wanted to hear during the campaig…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @ErinInTheMorn: Hey everyone! If you have ever asked "what can I do to help trans rights," I have something for you. Biden's title IX c…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
Allot of american media has to be edited for foreign audiences, for example in England the Beatles song is called “… https://t.co/GynQyAS53I
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 4:27 a.m. Retweet
this may be the only thing that finally stops the NC domination of ultimate frisbee https://t.co/pGZcwfNmhH
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 4:24 a.m. Retweet
my parents old place in KY had about 16 graves in the way back corner, all from before 1890. I always felt like jus… https://t.co/VSaFREdoxH
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2022, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
i know nobody wants to feel this old, but bud cort is now the same age ruth gordon was when they filmed harold and maude.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @alex_sammon: Epic week for Henry Cuellar, who began by introducing a nationwide Prop 22 bill will Elise Stefanik and ended it by voting…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
some dude just hit on me in the park and asked if i was gonna buy some power ball tix. so i guess I still got it. https://t.co/Shag3vcbvm
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
thinking about those guys who say “patagucci” more than three times in one conversation.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @direlog: ah, you’re back from foraging for supplies! while you were out, we admitted an outsider to the group: gary, who is evil
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
please dont get all jingoistic with the @PonyUltimate versus @ClaphamUltiMeme score. NY is a full grown city of lik… https://t.co/QgCvVPgVl2
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
just filled up the birdbath for my local crows, and buddy do I have a hypothetical question for you: How the fuck do birds drink?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @CaseyKulla: It is amazing how much joy a $10 frisbee can bring.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2022, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
saved my one allotted can of bubble water for nighty time today, and boy it hit the spot right before bed.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 28th, 2022, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
ngl. had to look up finland on a map to see if it was a real country and not a fake one like carrier islands, holla… https://t.co/gfSaC0oYJt
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 28th, 2022, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
RT @ManuclearBomb: Think about this Matt Groening comic a lot https://t.co/IwGMaY4Sok
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
The burnside d line are suggesting they need a larger say in how the sausage gets made for next year. This request… https://t.co/zqq5bBDDrt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @roun_sa_ville: Operation Big Stick saw Eisenhower send 20 nuclear-armed B-36 “Peacemakers” to Kadena AFB in Okinawa to intimidate all p…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
The subject matter drastically changed about ten discs deep… https://t.co/84lnnzBr9O
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
Bought two spindles of pirated movies at goodwill. what the heck, catch a couple classic movies, no harm no foul. https://t.co/XkfDpes0JG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pil… https://t.co/4JHU3OTW7d
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @DrinkingQuest: Thank goodness, I found my pad of Dinosaur Comics post-it notes I got from @ryanqnorth https://t.co/uWy0WcT5IB
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @JoshuaPotash: This gets more relevant daily https://t.co/a8HsHHff7Z
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @mrdannyglover: We will never win the fight against climate change unless we leave the boreal be. We know what a forest should and shoul…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2022, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @PPFAUnionNYC: For over a year of bargaining, @PPFA has rejected our proposed $65k wage floor. They claim that $43k is somehow a livable…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @safeboulder: Boulder is a shining example of how neoliberalism mirrors fascism. The city is able maintain a 1% Black population throug…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
im disappointed but not surprised by how many people on Twitter seem to think that mayonnaise is made from dairy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 1:33 p.m. Retweet
Travel first and lean towards this time Oh, I'll break them all, no mercy shown https://t.co/o8IxlpzvXC
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @IdahoBones: im on my way to your house on The National bike and im bringing a four pack of the worst beers anyone has ever brewed https…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2022, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
Hey everyone follow me when I’m on Patrón. https://t.co/WkMtumiujM
@burnsideulti   Monday July 25th, 2022, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
personaly i think its cool that there are international competitions where teams from different countries get to pl… https://t.co/1mlw4lXep0
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 24th, 2022, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
im normally the level headed kind of guy who always moves to deescalate, but if your zoo puts penguins and puffins… https://t.co/XDsogpwmv8
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 24th, 2022, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @Ultiworldlive put that gif behind a paywall
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 24th, 2022, 4:58 a.m. Retweet
crashing my scion tc at 100 miles an hour >>>>cellar door
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
holy shit, when you sit down and think about it, there have been several famous rocknroll bands to come out of Engl… https://t.co/y4mMmtSh62
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
im full of gorm. no lack of gorm on my end baby.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @murrman5: ever have to google a word you don’t know but it’s sounds dirty so you switch to incognito mode? clicking on the guy with the…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 23rd, 2022, 2:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @Br00TaLDaN: Y’all?? I’m laugh I’m cry I’m yell https://t.co/GpaqhgBRyZ
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @hbeckpdx: I'm looking for work, ideally somewhere helping to make our planet better. My particular interests are housing and accessibil…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Gaylussite: What are your favourite anti-landlord memes? Drop them below. I’ll start. https://t.co/3Dd08o1hwF
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
tfw youve yeated away your entire literary career on towers. https://t.co/j64xbEb7NU
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @PunKandStuff: Released on this day in 1977 'My Aim Is True' the debut studio album by #ElvisCostello https://t.co/mAAXSK7CUI
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
which will wreak more havoc on wucc teams this week? covid or skyline chili
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2022, 1:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @paulisci: A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2022, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
got some good scouting footage of rh*no last night. https://t.co/wfGdch7npR
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2022, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
havent played frisbee in five days (coach decided im not good enough to play in the bracket games) but now ~offseas… https://t.co/VfQv9g7qy0
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2022, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
this was about 75 feet away from where our team stayed last weekend. I was asleep when it happened, but there were… https://t.co/qbJ3HLSpwK
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2022, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
the hex offense certainly was tricky. they hung a nine-burger on us. https://t.co/MM85S6BqZO
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 20th, 2022, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
spending thisweek installing screened doors in every interior room of hte house because i hate my wife's cats.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 20th, 2022, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
lol, rat-atouille bc its a mouse. i get it now
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 20th, 2022, 1:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @dusttodigital: Remembering John Coltrane, gone 55 years this week. Here he is performing "Alabama" in 1963 with McCoy Tyner on piano, J…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @Carnage4Life: Why don’t we have flying cars? Why indeed. https://t.co/jn5O6qZsIg
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
muting this because nobody cares that I don't find them humorous.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
One of my most popular acting opinions is that Rob Riggle, Martin Short, and Maya Rudolph have ruined everything they have ever appeared in.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @jonburkeUK: 1/ I talk a lot about the cooling effects of street trees and green infrastructure during heatwaves, but one of the best wa…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @DebsEbooks: Socialism and prison are antagonistic terms
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2022, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @LlNZH0E: Damn this blew up 😳 if you’re reading this ✋ STOP 🛑 what you’re doing and have a good day. You’re looking so damn fine. I hope…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2022, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @drewweing: Ok, this is how it's going to go: 1. It's a hoax 2. Ok, it's real but not man-made 3. Ok, it's man-made but doing anything a…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2022, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
now that the games are all over, the team slack is now just back to which is the best ketamine / psylocibin treatment center in town.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2022, 7:44 a.m. Retweet
How soon after a Colorado tourney do you pee for the first time? I usually make it until Tuesday.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 17th, 2022, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
fell all the way to 3rd #Disaster good game sunset https://t.co/YCYLiecz2P
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 17th, 2022, 1:11 p.m. Retweet
Anyone still here want to trade jerseys? I have both a M&L https://t.co/s25KvLVBBk
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