@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Hey, since I’m just doing yard work and listening to jawbreaker and crying in the backyard, do I need to treat this… https://t.co/6N2zA2hdeV
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
It’s more of an itch instead of a numb now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
One of my favorite things is when you grab something that’s a couple hundred degrees, and it doesn’t hurt at all. Y… https://t.co/cBYAuFY2e5
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @teamraccoonpdx: Hey, if you're able, try and go help somebody today. A lot of folx are at their breaking points. I'm not even talking…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
James Franco trying to get back into civilized society by calling himself Jim French
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Huff post please delete this! It makes you seem like your insinuating that Keanu murdered them! https://t.co/lhpdcQ9TPt
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
Is the spread offense part of the public domain yet.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
this was for my red neck thread, but I had deleted it already.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @JasonAdamK: Good morning it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
Well in reality I just can’t prove any was stolen and the truck started today so that to me is a win https://t.co/Ysn64MFir4
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
Hey, just realized I left you all in the lurch, and never gave you the denouement on the rapscallions stealing my g… https://t.co/5vkxSRPiTy
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @davidsirota: A sign of societal collapse is when all civic life hinges on a handful of unaccountable kleptocrats with absolutely no pub…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Bored Apes, ye Mighty, an… https://t.co/gBdw2mYYCt
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
This is a worse answer than the beauty pageant “maps” monologue. https://t.co/U5zFLccgdk
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @decafdana: the cruelty of the US prison system is beyond belief https://t.co/tc5crXfoEc
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
I looked over my notes, and it looks like we all share a birthday year together! #hbd
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @nickwestes: Joe Biden said he ended "forever wars" but there's no end in sight for closing Guantanamo Bay. Imagine the arrogance of cal…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
I saw this take a dozen times on the thread, and need to mention 2 things. There are nhl limits on pad size I was a… https://t.co/xpS33vCOzU
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
Almost refollowed that frisbee showrunner account again but saw it was flexy mcfauxhawk this week
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
My 75 year old dad texts me his wordle scores every day in case you idiots think you’re being cool.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Shitty Music Has Helped Moron Through Hardest Times In His Pointless Life https://t.co/ZGvWEqh1Id https://t.co/lcSJRetBgC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @CharoShane: Fellow girlbosses, this is the energy for 2022 https://t.co/qIPSbHrEJZ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
I guess I mostly only follow shitty ultimate players who were roughly nine years old back then. But look at these… https://t.co/7STw4uSuC3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @feistyredhair: Gotta admit, I've never been a fan of the Olympics. Writing about #Beijing2022's dependence on fake snow makes me even m…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
Deciding weather to buy a kitana is a single edged sword. You’re damned if you don’t and damned if you don’t.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
even maria condo would admit these would spark me some joy https://t.co/OjF2D2kHil
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
Anyone have dhgate experience? I want a van exel. https://t.co/HA6B3fATFZ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
I’m going to self medicate my utter dread at the future by buying the weirdest adidas cleats and long retired trail… https://t.co/SCYH9yCzTD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @kemimarie: people being homeless should make you angry, not judgmental. people being homeless is a failed government and a failed commu…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @cafedujord: This NIMBY ad is unintentionally very based https://t.co/Rn7gPtSBwM
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
The real winner tonight is the security and exchange commission.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
No body would even consider Michael Jordan the GOAT if he wasn’t so fucking handsome. LeBron is 200% clearly bette… https://t.co/CbdqHR7tEr
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
The cool thing I’m finding out is everyone has a bob saget story. My personal story is i once saw him on a tv show… https://t.co/UegEjGyp8o
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: do these announcers think anyone likes Ben Roethlisberger and if so why
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:16 a.m. Retweet
Staley is dumb as absolute fuck.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
That should be an immediate firing. Vegas was giving you the playoffs.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:06 a.m. Retweet
I don’t ask for much, so please please please let this scores hold and end roethlisberger’s career.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Brenda didn’t follow OAR protocols and refused to visually inspect the fire extinguishers on a monthly basis. I had… https://t.co/AsVBuRyFkQ
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @benigma2017: Can confirm that the last time @ossoff promised us something it was that $2000 checks would be going out the door “immedia…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Flatten the curve Straighten the hill Someday the mountain might get em 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕨 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
I blocked it out because of cancel cultures
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
FYI somebody came to pickup in one of these and it looked fantastic! doesn’t really show in the pixels on your com… https://t.co/ICegpKWpUR
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
My 1995 Goggin Ice Arena High C league hockey squad. https://t.co/R5ZQUm6hWx
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
.@usau the team captains locked me out of the online roster page, can you ad Ron to the transfer portal for me?
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 5:14 a.m. Retweet
Back in my arc days I renovated gill coliseum. They better not have fucked up my epoxy sealant or my window replace… https://t.co/q1oH9tzEtw
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
Im not mad. I’m laughing actually.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
A ne’erdowell siphoned up and stole the gas out of my truck last night. Now I know how the global south feels.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @murderxbryan: The Democratic party’s new “eat shit teachers” and “Google it, Bitch” platform is gonna clean up in the midterms
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
It would be extremely liberating to have the total lack of self awareness that every single person not directly rel… https://t.co/OalnbfVYXg
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
The big problem I see with zillenials or the “zoom generation” is sure, they know the joules needed to raise a 1 ki… https://t.co/T4tO31bZWM
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
I said mini me like from the dr evil movie, not a mini version of me. Shut up ron
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
Many people might be willing to retweet this, but how many are brave enough to copy, paste, and repost? https://t.co/nx4LJfRKYR
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Congrats, you’ll fit right in at your new gig. :( https://t.co/HqzsTWEF3v
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Four years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Who do I have… https://t.co/UmDotqrgzh
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: me, an insufferable, miserable jerk: people hate me because i’m a courageous truth teller
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
My marketing campaign to create a kid friendly alternative to @BIKETOWNpdx called “pedoville” isn’t going well.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
why does the new bobafet look like a giant mini me?
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @soy_person: you, an imbecile: gas prices are up me, smart: car sauce gettin EXPONSIVE
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
You, a buffoon, a child: Worried about 1/6 Me, a brain geniuos: Absolutely terrified of .083 repeating.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
You, a buffoon, a child: Worried about 1/6 Me, a brain geniuos: Absolutely terrified of .83 repeating.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
All the new shit keeps happening really makes me wish that there was a new set of gifs that we could use from that… https://t.co/SzDea8F4ns
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
Gotta reset my specs. Missing out on that interaction option.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
All these people that like dumb stuff are gonna feel pretty stupid once they realize that the stupid dumb stuff tha… https://t.co/C1ZQznPxXm
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
I distinctly remember building a pebble game in cub scouts, but my best friend from back then says I’m living in so… https://t.co/vf9TbClWpz
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
Whomstever he is, He’s still better than Kelvin “Jimmy” Blevins.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
Tough game so far for the @trailblazers, they were expecting to get more contributions tonight from…checks statshee… https://t.co/F6Rvs3d6dI
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
Out of my neighbor’s cousins: Ronnie, Russell, Reggie and Rhonda, two didn’t make it to 25. Ronnie drove a motorcyc… https://t.co/gT77MLGm10
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @OmanReagan: The Biden White House has been concerned with keeping approval ratings up. While at the same time insists on continuing the…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
“Burley” is the shittiest tobacco possible. It’s pretty much only used to wrap the worst cigars sold in gas station… https://t.co/c4Mla33XI8
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
Sure, my parents owned a tobacco farm for a few years, but it’s not like I ever got drunk and decapitated myself by… https://t.co/6DDyfdMTsL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
On a 10 point redneck scale with 1 being a suburban shitlib, and 10 being my old neighbor Scott, I’m probably only… https://t.co/tokitDmtbN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. What’s happening at the New York Times is disturbing. Many people pointed out the headline about a mysterious bul…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @_elvishpresley_: [first day as a pilot] control tower: what are your coordinates me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion control…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @hawtyg13: anyone in p town have an open room?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @bazlyons: Why hasn’t anyone stopped him? https://t.co/eTpML17ejK
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