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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
Got some great AMA PM ?s. Here are the As 1-Legs 2-DeGuello or Tres Hombres 3-Surprisingly it's Sleeping Bag and not S.D.M. Thanks everyone
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @billyeichner: RT if I should've played Christian Grey
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 4th, 2015, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Is be willing to do a Twitter AMA as long as all the questions are about how much I like ZZ Top.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
They say that the novel 2 KILL:MOCKINGBIRDS was well written, but I think it was done a little harperly. It's probably the harperliest book.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 3rd, 2015, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
Bruce Wayne= BW (has life turned upside down) = Bat Man= BM "M" and "W" both look like little bats. And The Riddler never figured this out.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
This is the kind of aggressive training tip that youngsters like @TimMorrill don't know about yet.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Didn't reach my January training goals so I threw my @fitbit in the drier on cold setting for 2 hours. I just learned I burned 68,000 cals.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
When your QB thinks that god makes him throw interceptions. http://t.co/xDRZ48YIJp
@burnsideulti   Monday February 2nd, 2015, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
You could now make an argument that Tom Brady is one of the top ten qbs to ever play in a Super Bowl.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 1st, 2015, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
.@espn I'm at work and dvring the "big game". Can you not talk about who wins until tomorrow? At least give a "spoiler alert" if you do.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 31st, 2015, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
It really hits home now that @cartalk questions are all about "newer model" 1986 Civics or 1989 Sentras. :(
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
If Bob Barker was still alive he wouldn't be complaining about deflated balls ruining the integrity of the Puppy Bowl.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all American radio stations only play Don McLean's. "American Pie" #TheDirge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans can only wear twilled wool clothing. #TheSerge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans get to drink discontinued fake Mountain Dew. #TheSurge
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 28th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
One day every year all Americans are forced to let other cars ahead of them into traffic. #TheMerge
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 25th, 2015, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
Saw that Tyler Perry movie "Go On Girl!" last night. It wasn't as sassy as I was expecting. Actually kinda somber.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 24th, 2015, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
A sport based around groundtaps. #UltimateIn5Words
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...please call my cell phone immediately, it appears that my wheel chocks are unstable and I should repair them for safety.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...I'm buildin' and accessible wheelchair ramp for Stephen Hawken.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...Come in and help, I'm givin' my shower surround a new caulkin'.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 22nd, 2015, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I'm just arguin' with Christopher Walken.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 21st, 2015, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
Why can't science explain how Bill Murray has a normal haircut in Ghostbusters, but has a mullet in the Ghostbusters music video.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 18th, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: CBS To Feature In-Studio Fan To Provide Partially Correct Explanations Of Refs Calls http://t.co/5p09EctOFw http://t.co/7xRbL…
@burnsideulti   Friday January 16th, 2015, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
.@chetprtr I think I followed you by accident. Are you Tom Hanks' son or not?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
.@SDGrowlers Gibson is solid, but aren't you worried that Ackley will be underwhelming since he never performs well in non-contract years?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
This is my friend Mary Keel. Can you stop playing that game about whether or not you would "F" her? It's rude. http://t.co/jRp9K9t1pl
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 14th, 2015, 6:20 a.m. Retweet
Jay Z's entire career has been a failed attempt at making a single track even half as good as Rakim's "Microphone Fiend."
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 13th, 2015, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
One of these days I'll finally write a good enough tweet that it gets on Ellen, and I can quit starring in this stupid 2 1/2 Men TV Show.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
.@AverageLifeGoal Have you ever gotten an interview where the job description didn't say ABLE TO REPEATEDLY LIFT 50 LBS ABOVE HEAD HEIGHT.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @sam_reginald: You blow your boyfriend a kiss but I jump up like a dog catching a frisbee and totally intercept it
@burnsideulti   Monday January 12th, 2015, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
With the way this Colts game is going, I bet Cleveland is lamenting that Trent Richardson trade right about now!
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
.@PapaJohns has to at least consider putting in Joe Montana for the 2nd half. Manning just isn't getting it done.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 10th, 2015, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
How do you turn caps lock on with an iPhone 5? My tweets aren't yelly enough.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
A college ultimate team has "bros". A club team has "brothers". But only a masters team is lucky enough to have "cronies".
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Just got word of same info re: "Nantucket".
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 8th, 2015, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
Fyi: turns out "Bangkok" is a real place and not just some made up country because of limericks.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I downloaded it from the ios app store for 99 cents. it's got in game purchases, but they don't pop up too often.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 7th, 2015, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
There's open world sandbox game you millenial kids might like. It's called LIFE. Maybe it's "corny", but I'm "hip" to talking to folks IRL.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
When I saw this thumbnail, I immediately thought "Trent!" http://t.co/MrFUN6jtPV http://t.co/p5vA7sh6PS
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @IanH_farmer: cleanin the haunted school x.x
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti This won't be the first social platform I had to quit because of her. Grindr is totally played out now that mom sees my pix.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 5th, 2015, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Time to quit Twitter, my mom is on here now.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @dadakin: There's no use in alphabetizing my recipes because they all begin with Ultimate
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
Can you bcc on a mass text? I have quite a few friends that could use this information.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
The most exciting thing about the new college #Playoffs2015 is the kids on the winning teams get one more game payday. That comes in handy.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 2nd, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti: Happy new year. Don't forget to write '15 on your tweets and set your clocks back tonight at 12.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 1st, 2015, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
Has science solved y2k14 yet? I want to go home for the day and don't know if I can safely switch off my computer.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 31st, 2014, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
#2015Goals Get rich enough to put my couch in the middle of the room like a sitcom family, instead of against the wall like a poor person.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 31st, 2014, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
If I'm not working on Thursday, can I do my casual Friday on Wednesday? I really don't want to wear nice slacks tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 26th, 2014, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Just texted the wife to take down the xmas lights. We are *NOT* lazy trash like the Robinsons who will probably wait until Saturday.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
My present was to group text everyone I know MERRY XMAS. The mass replies from folks w/ 1 person in common is the gift that keeps on giving.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
Christmas miracle! Ginobili drew an off ball foul that wasn't a flop. #Spurs
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 25th, 2014, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
when bae accidentally gets you an innova pulsar for xmas. http://t.co/DvY8KYugvg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 24th, 2014, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
I'm the guy that says "SEE YOU NEXT YEAR" at work. I'm also the guy that plants bamboo in my side yard right next to the neighbor's deck.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
Once again I thought I had a great idea but "Loofah Rigno" already has a net presence. There went my new business venture.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:08 p.m. Retweet
It's illegal for me to post the photo of my coworker who is non ironically dressed like a character from "Newsies" but sporting a Bluetooth.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @averagelifegoal: Started 2014 with a 9 year old Toyota, ended 2014 with a 10 year old Toyota.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
Sources: Despite player's reluctance, 76ers want Andrei Kirilenko to report to barber #Sports http://t.co/WSwqRMoagf http://t.co/u54mmRInIY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 23rd, 2014, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: hell yeah ill do sport. i got award for most team just last week. GO WINS!!
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 21st, 2014, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
Icebergs only use 10% of their brains.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 20th, 2014, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
Back when Aunt Linda gave McDonald gift cards for Xmas I'd always go "I'm not some dumb kid, I don't want Mickey Ds, I want GI Joe figures."
@burnsideulti   Friday December 19th, 2014, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
.@KeeganMKey I'm apologizing in advance for tonight when the crowd just assumes you're a recently retired Blazer.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 19th, 2014, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
If they ever run out of storylines in the Paul Blart Mall Cop universe, can I suggest a whole new oeuvre? prequels.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
The worst part of this scandal is that I find it hard to find joy anymore in Ghost Dad, Leonard P.6, Sanford & Son, Stir Crazy, and Eye Spy.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 18th, 2014, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
In Hawaii, everyone's Instagram is full of spam. And two balls of rice.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 17th, 2014, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Bad news for masters teams. :( http://t.co/oX3fdLuwZ4 tldr; ibuprofen is bad for you before you exercise.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 14th, 2014, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
The Millenial generation's greatest contribution to history will be figuring out that when you are texting, a 3 looks a lot like a capital E
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 14th, 2014, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
Scola's having a good game. C'mon blazers, tighten up on him. http://t.co/78IEieWHR1
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
I bought a book of riddles today. Kind of makes you think.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheRock: I think the key w/ staying positive is never buy into the "sludge" from negative people. Never give em that power. #ROCKTALK @…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
The new Christian Bale movie would be a lot better if they'd based it more accurately off of the original Bob Marley source material.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 12th, 2014, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @sludgebrown: Ever wondered what a joint effort btwn SLUDGE + @burnsideulti would look like? ..... No? Okay, never mind. http://t.co…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
My neighbor has personalized plates that say *PWN LOL*. I think that gives me the legal obligation to throw a rock thru their windshield.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 11th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
.@tacobell Are you going to make @jeffdoucette33 a reoccurring advertisment character? You better. He's awesome. (I'm not his agent.)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
A good way to save money on groceries is to buy from the bulk food section and mark everything as PLU 20235. That's unbleached wheat flour.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
One way the samsung is better than the iPhone6 is the thermometer ap. Try dunking your phone in ice h20 and see which one is more accurate.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 10th, 2014, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
Isn't it time we started a national discourse on our individual fantasy football teams? After that we can talk about last night's dream.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti The boy weakly says; "Thanks for bringing me here, my mom is a surgeon at this hospital."
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 9th, 2014, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
RIDDLE: A boy and father are in an accident, killing the father immediately. The boy is transported to the hospital, and taken into surgery.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Did you see how Obama punished the troops by forcing them to watch @blakeshelton in concert? How long can we let this go on?
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 7th, 2014, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
You never want to root for injuries in sports, but I do hope that the @budlight marketing dept has a career ending accident.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
Spending some QT on my co. website studying staff photos before the holiday party this afternoon. I don't know any of my coworker's names.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 6:28 a.m. Retweet
I won a free slice of pizza with that last tweet. It's all been worth it now.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 5th, 2014, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
I can't think of any more "band" than Foo Fighters. Just five or so guys making loud sounds at people for a few minutes at a time.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 4th, 2014, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @kalidraws: An ode: Georges Lepape, 1887-71 Shapes second to none Compositions classy as shit Just wanna get down with it goddamn http:/…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 4th, 2014, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Go home tonight and throw out your worst pair of socks and worst underwear. It will change your life for the better.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 3rd, 2014, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
"Love like you have never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, and choose email sigs like someone who's not an idiot is reading."
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 3rd, 2014, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
Congrats @SkiingMagazine ! I've been paypalling you guys all week, hit me back if you got it? Looking forward to more Beau in 2015.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 2nd, 2014, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @PositiveCoachUS: Good Morning! TODAY only @JimThompson18 will #donate $1 to @PositiveCoachUS EVERY time this msg is RT! Get involved w/…
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