@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2023, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
Anytime I hear about so called Hollywood “movie magic” I always calmly correct the person and remind them that a lo… https://t.co/rQdpbzKLpp
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2023, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕚𝕢𝕦𝕖
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2023, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
Fine Stein by New Order Hey You know I've met a lot of cool chicks But I've never met a girl with all her own tee… https://t.co/P7ViSW0AXp
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2023, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
Natalie Merchant with the Oregon Symphony BuBuKlan https://t.co/T0xQmRe14B
@burnsideulti   Monday May 8th, 2023, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
“Fr*shmen” is a pretty sexist way of talking about schooling, going back to the days of when it was normal to talk… https://t.co/8tXk1wZnFK
@burnsideulti   Monday May 8th, 2023, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @BernieSanders: It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and a…
@burnsideulti   Monday May 8th, 2023, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @doctorow: The Writers Guild is on strike. Hollywood is closed for business. The union's bargaining documents reveal a cartel of studios…
@burnsideulti   Monday May 8th, 2023, 1:39 p.m. Retweet
Doing a little research on this brittish “king” business, and its looking less and less like a meritocracy if you ask me.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 7th, 2023, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
I’m turning off your callahan video the second time I have to guess “wait, was I supposed to focus on that thrower or that cutter?”
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 6th, 2023, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @clipsthatgohard: when one sport just isn't enough https://t.co/ZdrgSbJCjW
@burnsideulti   Friday May 5th, 2023, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
@d_ipper Hey man what do fish ponder?
@burnsideulti   Friday May 5th, 2023, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
I know it’s some sort of biology thing about why fish jump out of the water but what if like 50% of the time they d… https://t.co/afmY0iLS73
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2023, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @thiiirdperson: the reason some people think its ok to smash bud light cans in a store without getting hurt for it but that it’s also ok…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2023, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
The media turning a big dial that says “total net worth” until we all agree that it was cool to murder somebody. https://t.co/qVwBY2ZSwY
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Goldfrapp almost convinced me that a buncha dog head robot dudes are kinda fuckable
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2023, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
Once you get to second round of #nba playoffs, the coaching turns into a chess game. Right now Doc is thinking of w… https://t.co/9AMZMx4KTK
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 3rd, 2023, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @ToddRadom: Heartbroken to hear of the passing of Peter Good, whose beloved Hartford Whalers logo will endure forever, the GOAT. I’m so…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 3rd, 2023, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
This ticktock guy looks like if I was Leandro’s dad. https://t.co/xp4bw5Ycnt
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @followtheh: LSU Library LSU FB locker room https://t.co/Z017L5bjA3
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: do flat earthers think basketballs are really frisbees?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @HydrationChimp: You rockin with time theft tuesday⁉️
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I think it's a shame When I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
I think I’ve made it clear in the past how much I like Gordon Lightfoot.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2023, 12:41 a.m. Retweet
Met gala bullshit on #InternationalWorkersDay is some serious marie antoinette kinda bullshit
@burnsideulti   Monday May 1st, 2023, 10:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @michael_deforge: Reposting on this special day https://t.co/snFGrtdtMC
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 29th, 2023, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @JuMosq: Kyle is out of control
@burnsideulti   Friday April 28th, 2023, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
Someone from Dublin putting butter on their potatoes is a Irish Carb Balm
@burnsideulti   Friday April 28th, 2023, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
America’s got Washington and Washington DC on each coast, but we could really even it out if we added like Vermont… https://t.co/fpTMUPoHpz
@burnsideulti   Friday April 28th, 2023, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
The first date my brother went on was to see Kevin Kline in the January Man, and the first date I went on was one o… https://t.co/MEoZsyAlMq
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 27th, 2023, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
I don’t know about you guys but I’m only thinking about that little bug on my bathroom wall and how he’s doing now.… https://t.co/iF9lYHD6JU
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 27th, 2023, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Jerry’s idol was Phil Donahue, and his original talk show in Cincinnati was very personal and subdued. He was sched… https://t.co/mHPpie2Heg
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 27th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @womensart1: Peter (A Young English Girl), 1924 by painter Romaine Brooks, portrait of fellow artist known as Gluck #WomensArt https://t…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 25th, 2023, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @ZahinKohestani: Harry Belafonte - Banana Boat Come Mr Taleban here is a banana...you like come and me wango home... https://t.co/Vwzmf…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 25th, 2023, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
i got triples of the pulsar. triples are safest. triples are best. https://t.co/NQr91PRDVG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 25th, 2023, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @LPNH: Socialism is when the government does stuff.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2023, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
This was only funny to me. If Mags was still around, they’d get it.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2023, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
I was doing plumbing work, and just opened my phone for the first time today. What is going on? https://t.co/ubxdirJGHU
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2023, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @KT_So_It_Goes: I have blocked every ad on here for five years so if they think blocking a finite and diminishing number of blue checks…
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2023, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @iwrite4jacobin: Nice 400lb squat bro she let me hit because Leaked Hillary Clinton Emails Revealed NATO Killed Gaddafi To Stop The Form…
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 23rd, 2023, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @punished_cait: me in the replies of every shitty tweet on here blocking blue checks bc he forced all their replies to the top and now i…
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 22nd, 2023, 2:42 a.m. Retweet
This @nyknicks game is exciting, but can’t help but think of who’s missing :( #rippeterscolari
@burnsideulti   Friday April 21st, 2023, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheHyyyype: [i get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "i'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] ME: *unplugs fridge from p…
@burnsideulti   Friday April 21st, 2023, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
I asked Ron if I could play a couple points with the o line next practice and he just yelled LEARN TO CODE in my face really loudly.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 21st, 2023, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
Or like an electric car catching on fire, can’t happen, it has no gas in it! https://t.co/U5xdAxfKPp
@burnsideulti   Friday April 21st, 2023, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
If Samuel Taylor Coleridge was on twitter: https://t.co/7qg002EqrT
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 20th, 2023, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
I’m making a hit @MLB meme here. Pretend the one guy is asking “hey what is @Ohtani_MLB good at?” And the other guy… https://t.co/SNQ4iiRBjZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 20th, 2023, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @driverminnie: @doulbedoink After we shot the movie ‘Gross Pointe Blank’ we all went on vacation together because we didn’t want it to b…
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 20th, 2023, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @restaurantwrkrs: Breaking: Workers at Glo’s, a celebrated Seattle diner, have won voluntary recognition of their union with Restaurant…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 19th, 2023, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
This realtor name is absolutely 100% shitting me. https://t.co/ojR2guEyiA
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 18th, 2023, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @WilliamHazen7: This is the biggest challenge Indianapolis will face if we are to be serious about tackling climate change and infrastru…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 18th, 2023, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Going to have dinner tonight at the house of the guy who fired me. Fired from the second unpaid gig, not the lady… https://t.co/TeRimCBPhM
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 18th, 2023, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @jzux: america: kids can work in factories now america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big met…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 18th, 2023, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @IHateNYT: It's so funny that the government was like "we have to narrow the tax gap, by cracking down on people who made $600 from side…
@burnsideulti   Monday April 17th, 2023, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
I asked an AI to write a response to the importance of practice, and this is what it came up with. https://t.co/NH4FqjyRyf
@burnsideulti   Monday April 17th, 2023, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @shane_burley1: Benjamin Smith, who shot five people in a park and killed one, will be sentenced tomorrow. According to organizers suppo…
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 16th, 2023, 5:01 a.m. Retweet
Wife and I are having a fight because she refuses to google “how dumb are horses?” to prove that I’m right about how dumb horses are.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 14th, 2023, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheBonkQueen: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 13th, 2023, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
Folks,, Major League Baseball is making up rules to speed up the end of the game, and League of their Own is making… https://t.co/1qKcq2MN46
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 13th, 2023, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
One thing left out of millennial discourse is that prior to 2004, less than 17% of American food products were avai… https://t.co/uGaIZM6eMr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2023, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @herbiehancock: Happy 83rd, Herbie! Here's to many more musical adventures ahead. https://t.co/ivEP12rpRv
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2023, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL_memes: happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate https://t.co/YBSuK262BG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 11th, 2023, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
That stone temple’s pilot guy shoulda seen it coming, real lou gherig situation there. https://t.co/AgUuE8oHTV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 11th, 2023, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
NBA slang terminology refers to someone getting a new contract as “getting that bag” but also showing highly techni… https://t.co/DdvvCKYLEG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 11th, 2023, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: do I have any of my best friends in every single country in the world
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 11th, 2023, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
Me trying to figure exactly what state the d3 schools are even located in. https://t.co/nhG7jtPOCa https://t.co/i2aRr2PRVx
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