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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
Want to feel old? We have at least 10 years before we can see the @usaultimateu23o players compete at the sports highest level. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
Seems like every time a celebrity pulls a boner, Twitter is there to josh at them. I wait till all the facts are in before I give malarkey.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @se4realhinton: I started off the day in a very good mood. To stay in it, I will not answer ANY questions about The Outsiders today. Goo…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
As long as nobody suggests playing boot, I'm always in for smaller games. https://t.co/5yf1Fus1qP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people. Things are going to start happening to me now! https://t.co/pAqVDMMXuc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
.@budweiser You have got to be shitting me. http://t.co/Cv88RMzTZc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 9:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @businessman_exe: Ross Boom, Corporate Paradigm Clerk at Global Metals LLC http://t.co/WDs4GO8zhK
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 7th, 2015, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
I don't think Burnside can go to #masternats now bc all 23 guys on the team requested jersey number 69.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 6th, 2015, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
I'm no comediologist, but if your joke solely relies on a switcheroo in the hashtag, you're doing it wrong.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 6th, 2015, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @EndhooS: Me: Remember when you said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Well I taught Rex how to vape Son: NO WAY?! Where is he? Me:…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 6th, 2015, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @avocadofact: who would you rather have in office? rt for an avocado. fav for donald trump. http://t.co/aZBQ8uZWG0
@burnsideulti   Monday July 6th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @PeachCoffin: HIGH SCHOOL: avoid the hacky sack guys COLLEGE: avoid the frisbee golf guys ADULTHOOD: avoid all the guys
@burnsideulti   Monday July 6th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
Turns out there's a World Cup for men too, called Men's World Cup. Nobody watches it bc normal countries like US & Japan aren't good at it.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
@furyultimate @revolverult @Ulti_world I bet if you guys formed a Bay Area mixed team together you might beat Australia
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
There's finally a tourney that we won't have to watch, but can only follow on scorereporter. https://t.co/p62KgvykIe
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
If america loses 2 out of 3 finals to foreign teams at the #usopenoh we're just gonna have to burn this whole thing down and start over.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti it's like when the Bluejays won two world series , so MLB cancelled an entire season.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
I still feel young at heart even though I listen to old school punk like Hey Charlotte, The Green Day, and No Doubts.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @AndyRichter: My wife & I have been married for 21 yrs, & without a doubt the hardest times we've faced were those times when we hated e…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 5th, 2015, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Yesterday the #Blazers had the best PF in the #nba. Today the Spurs picked up one of the top ten PFs in the league. Crazy how that works.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
There's gonna be some sweet blazers jerseys available at buffalo exchange tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
Just think, If America hadn't kicked South America's ass in the Rev War on this date 239 years ago, we'd all be saying "y'all" unironically.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @ericallenhatch: Enjoy your BBQs everyone, but remember to honor the Founding Fathers & Mothers who liberated us from foreign control ht…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
.@CVS_Extra Are you still open tonight? I forgot to get America something for its birthday.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 4th, 2015, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
A lot of the #NBAFreeAgency moves have just come down to who wants it more, and the intangibles.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 3rd, 2015, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @portlandmercury: #Cannabis has been legal in #Oregon for over 48 hours, time to buy some gear. #vapereviews http://t.co/2jMAXAi5Fg http…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 3rd, 2015, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
Seeing Lohre in a Bravo jersey is preparing me for Wes in a Maverick jersey.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 3rd, 2015, 1:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @Caseyandwhatnot: Got my dad a vape pen for fathers day now he won't stop watching videos titled "cool vape tricks" on youtube
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: would anyone like to play a game of Twitter Meal Planner Simulator
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
You should be ashamed of your son for being so rude. https://t.co/EfQQFI9qt1
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
Kleinman is actually in Corvallis this year. https://t.co/zI8CtezBFP
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
The Lil Caesers sign spinner on Foster has a 2nd job spinning signs for a vape shop out on Glisan. He's seriously the best spinner in town.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Out of respect for the #usopenoh, I won't post about masters until the first Canadian team loses a game.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @aristokratisk: mon wifi c lpire flop jvais balancer la livebox par la fenetre elle va voler comme un frizbee
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 2nd, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: KID: Aw my frisbee is on the roof ME: [atop giraffe] need help? KID: No.. & ur giraffe's mouth is foaming ME: [noddin…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @Brampersandon_: *presses stop* That was a mix CD of your favorite songs? -Yeah But all 21 tracks were 'Electric Avenue' -Yeah That was …
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
This is coming from a dude who hasn't had a good album since Uplift Mofo Party Plan. https://t.co/mYTLzLtOaj
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Meatlocker just had a 2 hour meeting with Boneyard. Next up he's meeting with Encore. Word is that Dar will attend to pitch.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
we're on pins and needles here today to find out if our best player is going to switch to Surly for nationals in free agency. wish us luck.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
canada having a bday right near ours is dumb. it should be like a kid born near xmas, "shut up kid, this present counts for bday and xmas."
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @businessman_exe: Dewitt Sparkler, Internal Distribution Manager at Unitedsoft http://t.co/OYGFBrcsxr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: TIP: Bear in mind that cramps are a signal you are about to die http://t.co/oRjEFbi8re http://t.co/49kqQHmXb5
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 1st, 2015, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
Internal squabbles are tearing apart Burnside. Anyone know of a ropes course, lazertag warehouse, or drum circle with an opening this week?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
I'll give you Yo La Tengo, no argument there, but you gotta give me The Feelies.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @chrismurphyusa: Ultimate fantasy: to have a long, intense conversation with the wind
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Words that can be written, but should never be spoken: Lol Candy man Whilst Moist Cubbyhole Paradigm Gif
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
We have an inside source that only portions of that we're shot with the Future. https://t.co/MU4Xpjybx6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 30th, 2015, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
In baseball, they call it "playing catch" in ultimate they call it "working on throws". Kinda makes you think.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Grandmasters players stopping over to watch during their bye. http://t.co/mEKxmXGURZ
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
Q: Where does the innovative BURNSIDE zone D come from? A: Countless hours of experimentation using dioramas. http://t.co/j6zoOI0dgr
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @Justin_Hancock: If you get pulled over drinking Michelob Ultra technically the cop has to beat you in a game of frisbee golf before the…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
Busy day here just drawing up pull plays and thinking about Georgia OKeeffe.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 2:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @eyeswidebutt: *knocks a vape out of my son's mouth* no son of mine will suck on space chodes *I toss him a pack of cigs* u will not em…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
I just noticed the craziest thing hidden feminist thing. In every Georgia O'Keeffe painting she spelled her name with two Fs.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 29th, 2015, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
Another perfect mix is "SLOW JAMZ II" a cassette tape I made for this girl Brenda back in college. https://t.co/3Yxuaay0yu
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 27th, 2015, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
Grilled Cheese: requires lots of butter or is gross <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<. Quesadilla: is best prepared with no extra lube
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 27th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
Whatever happened to truth and advertising http://t.co/Zfpa1ciSdO
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 27th, 2015, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @itsCrab: I'd rather be kicked in the penis than have hiccups.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 10:37 p.m. Retweet
#ff @PaulLynde @CNReilly @JimJBullock
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @senderblock23: First the confederate flag gets taken down in SC and now gay people can marry. What a terrible time to be alive for bigo…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
This historic scotus ruling never would have happened until Hollywood had the guts to make a film like #Chappie.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Saying "DUCT tape" out loud is like saying "ATM machine"
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 2:01 p.m. Retweet
When I have a simple machine w point to point metal contacts, I use wd40 to maintain ease of use. #WD40Uses please retweet.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 26th, 2015, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
INXS KICK is the best album of the 80s, not Thriller.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: [skywriting]: VAPE IS LIFE *camera zooms in on the cockpit, the window is down and I'm blowing vape smoke out of it to fo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
Burnside Fun Fact: "Big Mike" is the only guy on the team who has a nickname, "Steak" is a maiden name, & "3" legally changed his.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same!
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @TimHowardGK: Great to see @ScottsLawnCare #keepitreal by refurbishing 6 fields in US! Everyone should play on real grass. http://t.co/4…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
Construction starts on Burnside's private indoor field! Engraved vape pens will be sent ASAP to all gofundme donors. http://t.co/L8cQVcY64a
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 25th, 2015, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
If reebok rebrands, they should go with RE-BOCK. They should also sponsor us and our Vape partners. https://t.co/P57qlAaUmG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 24th, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
But did he pick up the option on continuing to foster parent Webster? https://t.co/kkXIerlevu
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 24th, 2015, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @JerieShaw: "Lowlier than thou" #Portland #BurnsideBridge http://t.co/64v3PvndKT
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 24th, 2015, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @chillsitch: if we get 6 more people and an air mattress we can afford that place with the pool table on the deck ;)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 24th, 2015, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
I just blocked @pizzahut because they tweeted at me that they now make hot dog pizza.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
Does anyone know sock regulations for Usau masters natties? I have tasteful nude pix 3/4s, & calf high smart wools w/ vape adverts sewn in.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
Franzia in a bag stains all down the front of my white jersey. https://t.co/3IC9NLaZMI
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
.@Reebok Our ulti team wears your jerseys & we're literally the 2nd best 33+ mens team within 200 miles. Can we count on your sponsorship?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 23rd, 2015, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Ultimate hasn't been ruled out of the 2023 Pan Am games yet has it? I want to know if I should still go to practice this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world what's your email addy? We're willing to give you exclusive press rights to our roster unveiling.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny The wife of one of the guys from Age Against the Machine hooked up with Henry Rollins on the roof of the Jockey Club in 1982.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Forehand Catch Forehand Catch Forehand Catch Forehand Catch Backhand Catch Forehand Catch Backhand Catch Forehand Catch Backhand *drop*
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Gonna live tweet a throwing session during my break.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 4:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @RipCityUltimate: Happy to say, many of our cheers today were in appreciation of dads.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti I just had to say "awesome D buddy" "sick break throw there guy" a lot.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 22nd, 2015, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
The best thing about masters is regionals is over but I still didn't learn all of my teammate's names yet.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
Vape shop next door to Ultimate nutrition. Burnside should be based out of Centralia. http://t.co/5XYs5LW1yy
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
First Place Loser still feels pretty good.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
Twitter is stuck with burnside for one more tourney. 15-12 for 2nd place. Thanks for a great game Boise. http://t.co/ytwFP2tyPG
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
They came to their senses and put in Barney and Idaho. Voltron wins 34-7.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Seattle is disrespecting us by not putting out a top line on the first point.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
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