@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 1st, 2014, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
FOLKS SURE ARE SORE AT THE NEWS OF BIGOT STERLING STOP SEEM TO FORGET ACTIONS OF MISTER PRICE CONCERNING THE MORMONS BACK IN MISSOURA STOP
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 1st, 2014, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
PERSONAL ATTENTION THE TWITTER STOP PLEASE RESUME CHARGES BY WORD INSTEAD OF CHARACTER STOP BREVITY IS THE HORSE WITH NAUGHT A BRAIN STOP
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 1st, 2014, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
I need to be a gimmick acc. to get a real audience. Options: 1-post only as Ambrose Burnside ca 1862? 2-only post quotes from "Get Smart"
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 1st, 2014, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
Congrats @thelnino25 I'm going to pretend you won a game 7 for the Portland NHL team.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 29th, 2014, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
The owner of burnside doesn't walk his dog enough at lunch. Is that enough grounds to have him banned for life? #needmoreplayingtime
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 26th, 2014, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
I bet everyone will feel guilty about the Donald Sterling jokes once they realize he's not just a racist, he's a decrepit senile old racist.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 26th, 2014, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
I'm watching the blazers, and realizing ulti and bball strategy are identical. Force backhand if the other team likes in cuts break side.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 25th, 2014, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
I need to cut down the list of people I follow down to two. @the_ironsheik and @BedBathBeyond Everybody else is just noise right now.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 22nd, 2014, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
Call me crazy, but I think you can judge a lot about a person's politics by looking at the kind of bumper stickers they have on their car.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 22nd, 2014, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
How do you deal with the haters? http://t.co/WhIe5VCrSg My method is to sit on the bench and never play so nobody notices that I'm not good.
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 17th, 2014, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
Worried about security? Please use these safe, original passwords: zztopeliminator butterknight nickleback69 XsexycamarodadX #heartbleed
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 16th, 2014, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Forget what I said before, I've been enlightened! Are you ready to man* up? http://t.co/KnITJQgZgQ *person
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 16th, 2014, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Also Not Played Out: 4 Person Cups, Forcing Middle, The Magnet/Tractor Beam Boss Ship from Galaga.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 16th, 2014, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Played Out: Vampires, Zombies, Always Forcing Forehand, Pirates, Sherlock. Not Played Out: Creature from the Black Lagoon, Selkies, Kobolds.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 15th, 2014, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
You ever catch yourself walking down the street and have to figure out if you're smelling really good pizza or really bad BO?
@burnsideulti   Monday April 14th, 2014, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
Everybody at work is talking about Geoffrey dying and I think that's pretty sad. :( He was always so nice. http://t.co/Rphfe1ZDNx
@burnsideulti   Monday April 14th, 2014, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
I need to check out some of these @PortlandStags players. Never too late to start recruiting for Burnside 2026.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 11th, 2014, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
Does this mean we get to move back to the fall? If so, I'm all for it. http://t.co/npiGH0fJuo
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 9th, 2014, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
[cont.] will be allowing up to 150 characters. Imagine the new worlds of possibility!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 9th, 2014, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
Remember when youtube had a 10 minute limit on all videos? Now they can be hours upon hours long. I think Twitter's next leap in evolution
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 8th, 2014, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
I know I shouldn't feel bad, but I ache for the UK kids. They all just played their last game in college ever and 2 or 3 won't make the NBA
@burnsideulti   Monday April 7th, 2014, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
This Department has worked [12] days without replacing the Administrator. Keep your workplace Safe.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 4th, 2014, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
The lost travesty in the debate over college bids is that in my day we only got 12 bids. We could have gone if they took the top 70 teams.
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 3rd, 2014, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler Does cloning a couple dozen of you and @williambartram count as an answer?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 2nd, 2014, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
What if college ulti was like NCAAs? A 64 team final bracket. Imagine watching a Cinderella like Carelton beat a huge school like Indiana.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 1st, 2014, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine ESPN: Why won't Brodie Tebow Brodie Brodie?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 28th, 2014, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @vcultimate We were just going to use duct tape and sharpies on our leftover 2012 gear, but this will look more professional.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 28th, 2014, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
Burnside is proud to present video of our Callahan nominee: http://t.co/VXcHtBbWar Tommy isn't great on O, but he's a real grinder on D.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 27th, 2014, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine Could you please highlight the players that are 33+? Also need their email address or USAU number by 4PM MST tomorrow. Thx.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 27th, 2014, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Don't Forget: Registration deadline for 2014 GMs and Ws masters is 3/28. @SurlyUltimate, Masters deadline is March 32, so take your time.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 25th, 2014, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
It's official, my time here is done. I'm handing over the Burnside twitter reigns this season. You've been lovely. http://t.co/bWR5MOaO48
@burnsideulti   Friday August 16th, 2013, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
while we have this turned on, good luck to @figjamcalgary including our very own #37 at #cuc2013 thankfully we don't need him till next year
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 31st, 2013, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpetsWine: Hey @burnsideulti this is the next logical step post Burnside, right? @ 9-6-0 http://t.co/jzL9TmVZYd
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 28th, 2013, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
Burnside finishes with a win over borderline 7th place. See you next time.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 28th, 2013, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
Softcap at 5-12 but lose 11-14 to reckon
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 10:58 p.m. Retweet
Starting on d against reckon in 5th place bracket.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 8:31 p.m. Retweet
Lost to kelt on universe. Familiar feeling. Now. Let's. Break. Seed.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
on serve at the half ,7-8 -lots of chances...
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Really glad we dont have to play this team http://t.co/yv9XceSptp
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Greetings from within the bouncy castle: http://t.co/2qQZvc2OJe every bit as good as my dreams #ihavearrived
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @PDXStormborn: f yeah! @_mattjohnson_: @pdxafterburn @burnsideulti @PDXStormborn pdx 3 for 3 on moving to quarter finals. Tough games co…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
Gentlemen from portland move on to quarters 12-10
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Burnside starts on D against black cans.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
Burnside falls to boneyard 9-15 pre-quarters tomorrow at 9 see you there.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
On serve at the half vs boneyard 7-8
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 27th, 2013, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
Burnside loses 10-13 to ny. Next up boneyard
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Burnside down at the half 5-8. Ny likes the long ball.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
We are back. Starting on O against ny
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate did not attempt...yet. would likely be the worst injury story. Tomorrow though...
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
http://t.co/DwIlXXSzc5 bouncy castle update: just saw volunteer s.coming out of there with big smiles. #funforeveryone
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 8:16 p.m. Retweet
Burnside closes out. 15-5 over old stones. Now for a bye. back in a bit...
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
Burnside up at the half 8-3
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
Burnside starting on O against oldstones in 10 #letusgetthispartystarted
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
Stormborn down 4-5 and I'm out to cleat up. Good luck ladies! @PDXStormborn
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
Atlanta ties it at 3s. Vs stormborn. Believe we are on serve
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Stormborn up 1-0 over atlanta
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpetsWine: Day one of Nationals with @burnsideulti Big breakfast since first game is at 1pm. @ Krameria Cafe http://t.co/3DLEaqDNNC
@burnsideulti   Friday July 26th, 2013, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
Penultimate group lands in the mile high city. By my calculations we will be acclimated by monday morning.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 25th, 2013, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
full stop. heckling and taunting are different: http://t.co/fmJCidAIHQ rereading differences just in case...you know...things.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 25th, 2013, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
entertaining preview of the masters division here: http://t.co/dj1aZ87G1i Spoiler alert: Linkfield and Switzer are on the kelt roster.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 24th, 2013, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
thing that we would like to see at nationals: correct use of the contact rule. also anyone from this thread twerking: http://t.co/Pwk6MtTC0l
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 24th, 2013, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
will there be pint glasses this year? or maybe sippy cups? so many questions...
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 24th, 2013, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
there goes our chances: RT @usaultimate: @burnsideulti Just confirmed - there will in fact be *two* inflatable play spaces at the Masters.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 24th, 2013, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
bouncy castle-gate update: no word from @USAUltimate . Officially we would also accept a giant ball pit. #questtounmarginalizethisdivision
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 24th, 2013, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
first wave of burnsiders hit the mile high city today, presumably to be acclimated by friday. We hope there is at least a starting line.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 23rd, 2013, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
masters twittering grinds to halt as sudden realization hits that most jobs require "productivity" unlike, say, the stags #toosoon?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 23rd, 2013, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
nationals prep step one: read 10 things to know about sotg http://t.co/tH3ObJ6ceX step two: fall to ground in fit of laughter.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 23rd, 2013, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
ben wiggins no longer listed on Kelt roster, disappointed that I lost my chance for him to certify my tournament food. #blwapproved
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 23rd, 2013, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
just watched some of the nexgen riseup videos, no tips on how to determine which all-star team you should bail on. #thelessyouknow
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
regarding schedule: we have found a solution to the late round friday game: http://t.co/P1e9qVz4vo bonus, can also be reused for sat rave
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
all of these updates on masters ultimate are great and all but can we get @SockeyeUltimate 's roster? @ulti_world
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
the world rejoices! RT @usaultimate: The event guide for this weekend's 2013 Masters Championships has been posted: http://t.co/QZM7PDHhP9
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
breaking news @USAUltimate backtracks on statement regarding masters, ignites 4 new threads on rsd by 2 angry old men http://t.co/IyJyrlzfOV
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @thebirdflag: @burnsideulti if'n other teams post their addresses and i'll send them a VCR tape COD, sure beats that "live steaming" i k…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @thebirdflag: @burnsideulti DOes anybody on the Burnsides have a tripod, i'm bringing my son's BETAMAX(tm) video cassette recorder to ge…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate we heard rumors of a bouncy castle this year. can you confirm? Our line-calling strategy is dependent on this info. thanks!
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
also, @ra_heat if your feed is buzzing, you should get it checked out, start with the grounding wire.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
despite our shellacking last year, @ra_heat we enjoyed playing boneyard. we firmly believe they are just misunderstood. #needinghugs
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
ok @ra_heat round two, we've successfully run pull plays once in our entire existence. so... yeah we've given up on that.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
just realized we're not playing in florida, emergency strategy meeting is being scheduled
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
let's see, our zone is laughable and our "go to" is to huck it downwind and hope they turn it over. Wait, where are we playing?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
easy there @ra_heat we have all week! let's take these one at a time. you know, like a queue.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
if three guys argue about masters pools on r.s.d. do they make a sound? http://t.co/2n4ea6VVWC
@burnsideulti   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
hold on a second. Masters Championships are this week?! I suppose it's time to start firing up the twitter: http://t.co/UALjlwgkHk
@burnsideulti   Monday June 24th, 2013, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
PDX will represent in all 3 masters divisions at the Masters Championships. Congrats to @pdxstormborn (womens) and @pdxafterburn (grand)
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 23rd, 2013, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
Kelt over Burnside 7-15 @Eugeneultimate
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 23rd, 2013, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Next up. Rematch for first vs Seattle kelt
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 23rd, 2013, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
Book those tickets. Burnside over orca 15-8 @eugeneultimate
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 23rd, 2013, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Burnside up 8-4 at the half on orca
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