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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday July 25th, 2014, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine NED v FRA ? Now I know how the Russians felt in '80.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 24th, 2014, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
Our Ulty media is totally failing us right now, we haven't heard a peep about a single player's upside, length, or motor yet. #wjuc2014
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 24th, 2014, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
@figjamcalgary Post the team picture from USAU NW regionals 2012.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 23rd, 2014, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
I want to carry around farm animals in a plaid bag. #totesmcgoats
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 23rd, 2014, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
Did anyone say about the LeBron tragedy: "It's not the Heat, it's the Humility."? That would have been a good joke #twittermovestoofastforme
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 22nd, 2014, 5:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @IanKarmel: "So many Frisbees." #WorseMoonLandingQuotes @midnight
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 19th, 2014, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @WoollyUltimate: Observing some great observing at this tournament. Thanks for all the hard work in orange! @USAUltimate #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 19th, 2014, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @HotFlashUlti: Pre-game warmup in the bouncehouse #mastersnats #jumpjump http://t.co/sK2kZLXaLa
@burnsideulti   Friday July 18th, 2014, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @nc_ripe @HotFlashUlti @ohiold @Reckonultimate @WoollyUltimate @SlowCountryBoil I'm following you all now. Don't let me down.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 18th, 2014, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
After day 1, who have been the biggest winners and losers in this years #usaunmht free agency signings?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 18th, 2014, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
Surly's last masters loss occurred when there were still living @WoollyUltimate s on earth. @Ulti_world should cover this astounding upset.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 18th, 2014, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
Good luck to all the teams at #usaumnht Try and text me some pix from your flip phones and I'll post them as ASCII so we can follow along.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 17th, 2014, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
If I learned anything from fantasy novels, the good news is that Edgar Winter is now 2x as powerful as before.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
I bet people wouldn't be so high on the Cavs if they had Irving Berlin, Ralph Wiggums and Kevin James on the team instead.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Where were you when they euthanized #JeterMVP ?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
How long until "heat index" isn't the number two blog on espn? http://t.co/GQUuF3H79m
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 15th, 2014, 2:52 p.m. Retweet
Have we decided on USAU masters nationals hashtag yet? reply with your best idea. lets be the vanguards.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 11th, 2014, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @WFDF_Rules You should see the MLU ref exam. They ask blatantly incorrect questions just so you have to read their mind.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 11th, 2014, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
What is it about Miami teams that they like to totally implode after periods of success? 98/06Marlins, 06/14 Heat, 05 USAU Refugees...
@burnsideulti   Friday July 11th, 2014, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @Warrior They're used to this. http://t.co/ktzBGdLq2U Sexism and racism and ignorance are usually closely tied together.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 8th, 2014, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
Germany is wearing a bald patch right into the middle of the Brazilian crease...
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 8th, 2014, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
I'm at work so I can't watch. Did Brazil decide to replace neymar with two field players and skip fielding an actual goalie?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 8th, 2014, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
my 3 favorite american writers: cormac mcarthy raymond carver carson mccullers tempted to read a colin kaepernick bio now #alliteration
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 6th, 2014, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
I know he's not aiming for my demographic, but damn, @Drake is horrible. Your faux sincerity is so grating. #usopenmn
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 6th, 2014, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
Seriously, Observer of the weekend is Sam. Number one allstar. #usopenmn
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 6th, 2014, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
This open final is sweet so far. Can't wait for @SurlyUltimate v @boneyard in the masters prime time finale. #usopenmn (great job samwood!)
@burnsideulti   Friday July 4th, 2014, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
Why do I have Spandau Ballet on my ipod?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 4th, 2014, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Fourth of July is just America's version of Cinco de Mayo but with less neighborhood fireworks and worse food.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 4th, 2014, 5:24 a.m. Retweet
25% of @RedFang and 127% of @IanKarmel tonight at @HeliumComedyPdx Awesome.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 2nd, 2014, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
RT Ignore the tackling part, and this was my first game of ulti: Report: End Zones Are The 2 Big Trees http://t.co/zJMpnL616o
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 1st, 2014, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
@SockeyeUltimate You're now our last chance to represent America and win a worldwide sporting event. Don't you dare lose to @CU_Ultimate
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 1st, 2014, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
It's win or go home for America. #USAvsBEL And by home, I mean Germany. Where all the players were born.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 30th, 2014, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
GOLSDON'TGOINZEN The German word for "why can't we beat these guys who are kind of Frenchie but also not really". #GERALG
@burnsideulti   Monday June 30th, 2014, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
This #WorldCup so far has been a pitch perfect allegory for WW1/Game of Thrones/my attempt to find a sweetheart dance date in 7th grade.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 29th, 2014, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
Midlife crisis options: make the position switch from O line handler into a D line cutter, or get *really* into mid 90s emo bands.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 27th, 2014, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
I know you're not supposed to cross reference players this way, but @22wiggins is really just the next @MrJonCryer http://t.co/t2llXUsUg9
@burnsideulti   Friday June 27th, 2014, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
the worst thing about the next round of the cup is that we won't have pirlo around anymore. @OnePerfectShot http://t.co/gICquKJeif
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 24th, 2014, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Everyone in the crowd for @NotoriousROD looks like @IanKarmel if he gave up
@burnsideulti   Monday June 23rd, 2014, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
Oh man, we can't really stay away. We'll just transition to Open instead. THIS will be the year that we steal Furious' bid.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 23rd, 2014, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
Masters nationals just wouldn't be Masters nationals without Boneyard around to blow out Burnside. So we're on hiatus until they come back
@burnsideulti   Friday June 20th, 2014, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Soccer journalism is more interesting than the actual games. Every verb gets an adjective: POWERFUL AMBITIOUS BRILLIANT CONCERNED UNSAVOURY
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 19th, 2014, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @skydmagazine Your new brand manager needs to sue the Netherlands soccer team for stealing your logo.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 19th, 2014, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Found some old rough drafts of original zip tips. Real glad he found an editor before he published them back then. http://t.co/RBXlqhfA2e
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 18th, 2014, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
2014 Burnside Roster -> 23 guys you've never heard of. 5 guys who probably won't show up. Begin the discussions below!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 17th, 2014, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
Is the joke that you cloned the tweet 3 times? @TheOnion POLL: Should We Allow Human Cloning? http://t.co/C35C5NVIy1 http://t.co/qb8MJ1XCcD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 17th, 2014, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
where is Ghana going to send all its "GROUP G 2014 CHAMPS" t-shirts? #WorldCup
@burnsideulti   Monday June 16th, 2014, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @mattufford: Kyle Beckerman making history today, becoming the first dreadlocked white person whose parents are proud of him.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 15th, 2014, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
Are any of you guys catching this British Rules Football tournament they have going on? It's crazy.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 13th, 2014, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
Get ready for Sunday full coverage! Does this come in bright red? http://t.co/nvMfc3Sh2D @VCNightHawks @PortlandStags
@burnsideulti   Friday June 13th, 2014, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
Across all 11 movies, Jason kills 87 of his 117 victims after midnight. We should really be scared of Saturday the 14th instead.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 13th, 2014, 2:55 a.m. Retweet
"CARMELLO ISN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR, FANS" -Spoelstra #NBAFinals
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 10:10 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Why did they hold this during the world's biggest sporting event? MA Masters regionals is this weekend! #WindmillX
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
@UltiPhotos will you guys be shooting on actual film and printing in sepia to capture the gravitas of masters ultimate?
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
here's a cool optical illusion: which are capital Is and which are lowercase ls? lllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
Americans won't follow the #WorldCup2014 football until they use a real ball that can hold onto our attention spans. http://t.co/4futBq3N7d
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
0-0 0-0 0-0 1-0 0-0 1-1 0-0 1-2 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-1 0-0 0-0 0-1 0-0 Don't mind me, I'm just practicing live tweeting #WorldCup2014 scores
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 12th, 2014, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @hannibalburess: To anyone that said I wouldn't make it, I say this to you. http://t.co/JRx3KPsW7K
@burnsideulti   Monday June 9th, 2014, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
Best Force? Or Only Force? RT: ELECTION (1999) Director of Photography: James Glennon | Director: Alexander Payne http://t.co/tcmzGZHB8z
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 8th, 2014, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
@figjamcalgary McGhee saves his bad days for burnside. But we make all our players look bad.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 5th, 2014, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
THINGS THAT SHOULD MAKE NOISE BUT DON'T 1-Priuses 2-Basenjis 3-Lasers 4-Rooiboses 5-Your sideline help when you play zone
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 4th, 2014, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Team Burnside's sole reason for playing ultimate this year is so we can make a highlight video set to Axel's Theme. http://t.co/jS1A79aNGc
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 4th, 2014, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
Taking notes? @pdxultimate RT @OnionSports Report: Slow Motion High Fiving Still Best Way To Round Out Pre-Commercial Highlight Montage
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 1st, 2014, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
Masters player, on the sideline where they belong. http://t.co/ECNwzu2wSX
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 28th, 2014, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Former Pro-ulti star turns into middle school teacher. Hijinks ensue. Please don't steal my intellectual property after I told you about it.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 28th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Who wants to monetarily back my web-sitcom based on an ultimate version of "Hanging' with Mr Cooper"? @MLUltimate @theAUDL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 28th, 2014, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
What some miss in this clip http://t.co/T8MYZPvwWn is that without a Burnside masters player throwing an awful huck, no great catch happens.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 27th, 2014, 9:24 p.m. Retweet
If the US Constitution had only been written in the 1300s we could all be having giant hissy fit arguments about halberds and pole arms.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 27th, 2014, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
#picklemania and #micklemania took college ultimate by storm, now it's time for NY to start pushing #bicklemania
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 27th, 2014, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to CU and THEosu for your great seasons, but now that college is over, can we start the hype machine for masters ultimate?
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 25th, 2014, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
Masters division mentioned on tv. We've now made it big time. (Unfortunately "Madeira, OH" pronounced wrong 1/2 hour ago) #cincinatties
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 24th, 2014, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
Gms in the NW are heating up. Thirty more degrees and they'll be ready for Florida http://t.co/lNO4QQlzoB
@burnsideulti   Friday May 23rd, 2014, 4:29 a.m. Retweet
@OregonFugue but are you the beast, the vortex, or the Viking fury?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 22nd, 2014, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
huge breaking news from sports world, didn't get time to fact check this first. donatello left out of USTMNT. i blame raphael.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 22nd, 2014, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
@hodaglove = tommy bartletts robot world @WhitmanSweets = epcot center @UVictimUltimate = surf Cincinnati @CUMamabird = knotts berry farm
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 22nd, 2014, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
Which amusement park are the #cincinatties teams most like? @egotime = oaks park @OregonFugue =enchanted forest @FeverUltimate = cedar point
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 21st, 2014, 10:18 p.m. Retweet
Is there a reason that everyone is spelling the Cincinnati part wrong in #cincinatties ?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 21st, 2014, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @IanKarmel: EVERYONE PLEASE RETWEET THIS.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 19th, 2014, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to all the #d3natties players this weekend who have relatives that actually know what state they attend college in.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 18th, 2014, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
My husband wrote that joke to try and win candy.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 15th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
At @Portlandwings on burnside for lunch. Why can't we work out some sponsorship? Think of us like a less athletic like league team.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 15th, 2014, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
Revealing secrets of how to be a pick-up artist. #edemberly http://t.co/MNjbxRHF4P
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 13th, 2014, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
In less that three years, Robot Division will probably push master's season into early winter. http://t.co/tQHjAejH4L
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 13th, 2014, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
I wore my phone clipped onto my belt today. I'm either getting old or turning into a libertarian.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 10th, 2014, 10:26 p.m. Retweet
If Michael Sam ends up getting drafted #mrirrelevantpick, that's going to make some serious Hot Takes. #NFLDraft
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 10th, 2014, 12:38 a.m. Retweet
Blake Bortles is an anagram for Break Botlles. It's like one of those old sports vidjagames that couldn't buy the naming rights @BBortles5
@burnsideulti   Friday May 9th, 2014, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC why are you wearing your brother's regular clothes?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 8th, 2014, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
Do you think Tebow would still be in the NFL if he wore @FrictionGloves #NFLDraft
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 8th, 2014, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
Should I live tweet the #NFLDraft or my reactions to part 2 of Faulkner's #soundandthefury? What will the Compson's get up to next!
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 8th, 2014, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @FinishLine: The adidas Mutombo II drops this Saturday. RT if you dig them. http://t.co/e4JNhxaA1z
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 8th, 2014, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @OnePerfectShot: Perfect shot from ALIENS (1986) DoP: Adrian Biddle | Dir: @JimCameron http://t.co/3nEk5HePHW
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 7th, 2014, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @JasonHervey: Lead me, follow me or get out of my way: Translation: B a boss or a solider as the swimming shark rarely gets eaten- Alway…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 6th, 2014, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
@figjamcalgary Have you ever seen Chris Artibello and Ram from Tron in the same room together? http://t.co/D67rWmhYtK
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 6th, 2014, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @sludgebrown incidental contact. Or travel. Need to see other angle.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 6th, 2014, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
I need more Wonder Years reminiscing in my feed. Does anybody know which @ Jason Hervey is the one who was Wayne? I need to follow him.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 5th, 2014, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Well, it's new to me at least. Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos - Episode 1: http://t.co/5u1Zzrtumr via @YouTube
@burnsideulti   Friday May 2nd, 2014, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
I walked 17 feet with @mapmyfitness. Check out my route in Portland, OR! http://t.co/6hAUOTFfMJ #runfor
@burnsideulti   Friday May 2nd, 2014, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
@figjamcalgary @vul that's one way to avoid losing to the burnside.
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