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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
I bet a lot of the good teams are already warming up right now. #TCTPEC
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 2nd, 2015, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
Tough day today, but we'll regroup tonight and come out energized for tomorrow. Probably have a few new strategies up our sleeves.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 1st, 2015, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
Any team that beats PF should be able to poach 1 player until end of season, same in reverse. Keep it interesting https://t.co/1Es6GfO4Q7
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 1st, 2015, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
.@cincysfb steamboat is my jam. Easily in the top three of my favorite boat themed ultimate teams. Good luck today in the the #TCTPEC
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 1st, 2015, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
When the pools get published and you have a last round bye. http://t.co/Bv4hqkKJ2h
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 1st, 2015, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @IraParks: Made-up British sports news: -Altonn out at United -Milliker takes Rivera Prize -Gowntonsbury in midnight fracas
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 8:16 p.m. Retweet
Ever have one of those days where your shoes fit really well and feel comfortable?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
_LTIMATE F_ISBEE What's missing? UR! Go play this weekend!
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @PDX_ZFG: Good luck to the #pdx teams representing at #cocup this weekend @RhinoUltimate @SchwaUltimate here's the schedule: http://t.c…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
Hypothetical?: If you gave any random 7 people off the street 3 hours to learn ultimate, how much would they beat @detroitmechanix by?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
Hypothetical?: IF YOU GAVE HULK HOGAN 3 MONTHS TO PRACTICE COULD HE BEAT REVOLVER BY HIMSELF BROTHER!?!?! TAKE YOUR VITAMINS
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
Corporate policy for KFC is that if you retweet one of their ads, they won't serve you rat feces on your next visit. https://t.co/BGcqcgdhQR
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
whatever handler Gehret was covering sure seemed to go deep in the Voltron game. https://t.co/tdV1NObGh0
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
The Matrix is a timeless classic that will live forever. https://t.co/nADI2ujHkx
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
If a dump holds the disc for two stall counts he either stinks or had to lay out to catch the disc. https://t.co/S4sFtcj0VW
@burnsideulti   Friday July 31st, 2015, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
They'd be from Vancouver. They'd be called Furious George. https://t.co/mPOpZmcEcS
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
It's not a joke, if they do that, throw it back to them. Even if it's not Thursday https://t.co/QUKKfZwv2E
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
#ThrowbackThursday When the center handler dumps to you on the open side and cuts up line
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @fanofhell: shorts are a type of pant. they are the shortest of the pant family
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 30th, 2015, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
God never shuts a door before letting you try to throw a double helix hammer thru that 3rd floor window from here. -B. Smith
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @AndyRichter: Could never be serious sports fan b/c whenever guys insult each other's fave team, I know I would just fall the fuck apart…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Tfw you find out there's a thing called a wobble. #mastersnats http://t.co/KiNjxLSX0r
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
Every team should have someone nicknamed "butters". https://t.co/HjSnIz3pTy
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Byron accused our team of switching the @DiscraftULT w an aerobee & I've been suspended for the first 4 games of sectionals. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @kylekinane: I know too many people who are real loud about how accepting they are of gay marriage but then freak the fuck out about pin…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
While we were in CO, my house switched to a UNSWEETENED VANILLA COCONUT BEV market from a UNSWEETENED PLAIN ALMOND BEV market. I'm at a loss
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
It's almost time to rebrand again.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 1:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @bader_diedrich: Thanks but Kevin Conroy is my favorite https://t.co/DIoD7mh90V
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @trailblazers: Thank you, #NBAOffseason. http://t.co/h9W1nZ7jTf
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 28th, 2015, 8:43 a.m. Retweet
Reggie wussed out by getting it on his arm instead of his neck like the rest of us. https://t.co/qAxZAT3Qyp
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Funny question we got this weekend: "Why doesn't Aaron Bell play with you guys?" Maybe because he's still good?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Hypothetical ?: If you gave an @MLB team 3 months to practice for the @USAUltimate triple crown, would 75% of them still have dumb goatees?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @itsCrab: Your snoring was a little excessive. https://t.co/9h75R3kyCb
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Tfw as least you don't have to play with Ron anymore http://t.co/oNqwmInHTB
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
Tfw it's Monday & the tourney is over so you realize you will never hang with that exact team ever again. http://t.co/qDyKfolPdE
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
I should have said this earlier, but those fields were fantastic. The real players are going to enjoy them next weekend. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Monday July 27th, 2015, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
Is it illegal to read erotic slash fanfic on my phone in the SLC airport? Yknow bc of the AU tablets & whatnot. Asking for a friend.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
Are the D stats going to be put online? Don't put the turnovers up tho. My teammates don't need to know how many of those I had #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
A tradition unlike any other: Bowling after natties while waiting for late flights. http://t.co/Wc3q9lIUSn
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
Excuse our technical difficulties as we undergo our rebranding. Thanks for your patience.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
Last game over, the dream is dead, I'll never tweet again.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
You would expect that Ron parked the van when it's this bad. http://t.co/1tY6YfzGFs
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Keep your sandwiches under wraps when you're watching finals games today. Thanks. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
We exist in the fields of your hearts. Or maybe field 7 or 10. https://t.co/EHgMLCaHqj
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 6:01 a.m. Retweet
I think someone in this hotel has a pet skunk. Smells a little weird in the hallway.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Baysinger is one of three males on the dancefloor. Get in line ladies
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
Headed to the party, but waiting for the Smiths sing to end at the bar. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
Rob is handsome as hell and is a good guy to have on your side. Eligibility unknown. https://t.co/5hV9AlxcLE
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 12:38 a.m. Retweet
FYI for the ladies tonight. Burnside players # 00, 3, 4, kinda 12, 15, 44 and 55 are single or have hall passes this weekend #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
It wouldn't be booze Bc we wouldn't have that on site. https://t.co/uecbG3oEEy
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 26th, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
We cut that sandwich guy, so come find me tomorrow if you want to swap jerseys. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Everyone on the team except one guy is willing to use "sandwiches" as a code word for contraband. He's dead to me. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 10:22 p.m. Retweet
I don't know the score of the boneyard v voltron game, but Frito and Rob are the observers
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
Fyi there's a car alarm going off near field 16 in case it's yours #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
I don't want to seem boastful, but we could probably beat 4 of the GM teams, and maybe 3 of the women. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Except the good teams are legally allowed to take food off your plate. Bacon is for closers.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
The good thing about going ofer is the first round bye and shorter line at the breakfast bar. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
An abandoned walker in a drainage ditch. A pretty accurate summary of our Friday. #mastersnats http://t.co/EWM2qUzb5W
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 12:42 p.m. Retweet
In the future we're going to separate O&D lines even more by getting separate hotels. No one wants to listen to Jesse snore #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
The team questioned my refusal to not get rice at a buffet restaurant. What kind of morons do I play with? #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 25th, 2015, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Team dinner at chilis. We got the unlimited jalapeño poppers and have been sneaking them into the toilet to flush em https://t.co/FVCTXWJZWn
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Colfax has 13 Popeyes and 17 liquor stores between the fields and the hotel. #mastersnats We visited 5 of each.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti It turns out you can also get the Twitter program loaded onto a phone. Looking forward to trying that out
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 10:27 p.m. Retweet
The wife thought I was crazy to bring my pc, but I knew I could find some wifi to get some tweets in. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
Games with four observers tho Am I right? #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
If lessons learned is a stat, we finished the day 3-0 #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
Shouldn't it be called halfway not halftime? #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
There are no funny tweets to describe turning a 14-8 lead into a 14-16 loss. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
Oh by the way, encore beat us, but had a really fun cheer game that had some raunchy parts A+! #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
My goal of leading the tournament in throwaways is on pace, and I'm only playing d line. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
.@BoneyardUlt is up 6 on us already, and we're in different pools #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
Our player getting a traffic ticket right now still has to do warm up sprints, that's not an excuse. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 12:28 p.m. Retweet
The best reason to play ultimate is the opportunity to share a twin bed w/ another man in another city. When else would I get to do that?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 12:20 p.m. Retweet
Taking the hotel stairs instead of the elevator. Classic Burnside tip so you don't have warm up at the fields.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 24th, 2015, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
Is it safe to drink the tap water here? I've never left Oregon before. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: "Dame don't have a life... AT ALL... Play basketball 24 hrs a day and win the finals in 7 on July 23rd" ok 👍 https://t.co…
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