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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
San Francisco doesn't have any decent fields lol you're fessin https://t.co/nCgb35ETdK
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
Just landed in Tampa. Picking up the rental car and will be in Sarasota in less than 2 hours!!!!! #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
I RT ultimate your content just in case I have different bots that follow me. https://t.co/9jZG3i4Cx8
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
Thanks for your quick response. Guess we can just go with spray painted cotton Ts instead. #mastersnats https://t.co/XKDC3BAuGF
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
.@BoneyardUlt Why do all the airplanes have the ring of fire guy on them? Was he a famous pilot? http://t.co/pgUR0TgYjd
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 23rd, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
The chilis on Augusta has happy hour until 6 https://t.co/IeJIWmTXnI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
The Monstars gotta steal Delladova's "skills" just like they stole Shawn Bradley's in the first one. https://t.co/cLuylYbJZF
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 8:19 p.m. Retweet
.@EastsideDistill We're still willing to be a street team for you. Just tell us where to pick up some bottles and we'll distribute them.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
You guys come from a NC background. It's in your destiny to have internal strife no matter what you run. https://t.co/Egi3xL5sjg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
Teams should adjust line calling strategy based on their talent level, just like they adjust o and d strategy. https://t.co/bSVEyYIpg7
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @Arr: Fav for Tommy Lee Jones, RT for Powers Boothe
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Alien/Aliens Fast&Furious/2fast2furious Diehard/Dieharder Dumb&Dumber/Dumb&DumberToo Pretty in Pink/Pretty in Pinks
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 3:07 a.m. Retweet
And the other 14 are too young to know you? https://t.co/PZ6xQqrLx1
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 22nd, 2015, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
Is it going to be all masters coverage this week? #mastersnats https://t.co/sH0eg1g9T2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
I have no idea how I'm going to break it to Mark and Joey they didn't make team. Maybe once we land in Denver? https://t.co/Ir2LsjvgCd
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
.@realDonaldTrump who do you think will win grandmasters this weekend? #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 21st, 2015, 1:41 p.m. Retweet
We're proud to announce that BURNSIDE is sponsored by a grant from national public radio and American broadcast system.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
"LOOKS LIKE YOUR SCUBER SHOULDA CALLED FOR AN UBER" Does this heckle work? Want to know before I say it out loud. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
.@drewmagary will this be posted anywhere off the gawker network so I don't feel shitty reading it?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
#mastersnats Everyone's coming to Denver bc this is where we separate the weed from the shaft. The grand finale of the Usau season.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
.@EpcotCentre I'm going to Denver this weekend, do you have an Epcot there? I'd like to learn more about science, the future, & culture.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
Guess 140 characters is too few to get a lil BSIDE mention... https://t.co/vfRbTpHXln
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
Pony->Horse Condors->Beyondors Sprawl->Crawl Haymaker->Pacemaker Encore->Bravo Innitech Thursday Pickup->Burnside #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 10:53 a.m. Retweet
Maybe if I had these I woulda seen that poacher in the lane before I threw the turn. https://t.co/94UpTHnj9X
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
.@land_snark My feet are too pretty, so I don't ruin them by cutting. Stay dump, stay safe. #tweetyourtoes http://t.co/1kyBQPyiLn
@burnsideulti   Monday July 20th, 2015, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
.@land_snark @USAUltimate don't go dissin @FloodUltimate !
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 19th, 2015, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
Punctuation is important: Khlûl′-hloo is the harbinger of death & pain wrought incarnate. But Khlûl-h'loo is the darkness of destruction.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 19th, 2015, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @eyeswidebutt: Newsman: and now to Chris with sports Chris: Ya it looks like the team could either win or even lose, folks. Back to you…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 19th, 2015, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
@SchwaUltimate Did you know about this? You guys are screwed, this is a highly detailed scouting report. http://t.co/5iTftj8kLk
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 19th, 2015, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
Grandmaster pools A B C and D are all groups of death! Because they are all old. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @PortlandMercado: Thanks to you, Portland, in our first 3 months, the 19 businesses here have created a total of 76 reported new... http…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Buttery backhand Tasty knife Treadin the neatle Cheeky hammer Bangin a lorry Dishin it out Skippin my flossin Firin me dentist
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Whoever got butthurt about "the states" should shove it you big baby.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 3:54 p.m. Retweet
Why does it seem like English sports announcers don't speak English? If I never hear "cheeky" or "tasty" again it will be too soon.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
When I was a kid, you could get shot and robbed for your bball shoes, nowadays kids run a four person sideline trap zone. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
World players just have better fundaMENTals. U.S. youth are mired in that AAU all star system & more worried about their next cleat deal.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 18th, 2015, 8:34 a.m. Retweet
The Beastie Boys confessed to double homicide in the autobiographical song PAUL REVERE, yet avoided prosecution. White privilege in action?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Exactly one week from now Burnside will have been eliminated from nationals and relegated to round robin brackets. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @drinkmemag: Lompoc Beer, Because There’s A Reason Portland’s Beer Scene Is So Kick-Ass - @lompocbeer http://t.co/sgqjZgJFnR http://t.co…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
We're taking .25 points off spirit scores for every goatteed player you have on your roster. This is ultimate, not softball. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
The @Ultimate_Canada logo looks like it should be on a bottle of vodka.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 1:27 p.m. Retweet
We only have 5 good players so on dgps we usually just play two men down and don't send in the scrubs to muck it up. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
@doublewidetx @Ultiworldlive @will_tullos He just drew 2 freebies off the space shuttle. Already fouled out the moon.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
Why is everyone on Burnside 5'10"?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 17th, 2015, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Partygoer Rolls A Couple Of Fat Burritos To Pass Around http://t.co/GSbsLD0guj http://t.co/v2jJ953BVM
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 16th, 2015, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @kashanacauley: 2025: "Mom? Why's my name Atticus?" "There was this kerfluffle 10 years ago & I wanted to prove that it was still a good…
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 16th, 2015, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
Had a burrito for lunch yesterday, then turned down a FREE burrito for dinner bc I'm in training for #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 16th, 2015, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
If you wanted to move to PDX bc of the movie THE HUNTED, be aware that the Willamette river runs the exact opposite direction in real life.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
.@theAUDL Are you also considering putting a team in Detroit?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
.@theAUDL Did you see the newyorker earthquake article? Will you expand to Boise & Missoula once OR & WA get wiped out? Asking for a friend
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
I think my cleats are up there. #mastersnats http://t.co/AYYcSjWJVG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
I played cutter on my hi school team, but then in my 30s hit a big growth spurt around my waist and now I play breakside dump handler.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 15th, 2015, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
My cousin married a Dutch farmer off a website so he could farm in the USA. Not a joke tweet, or ulty tweet. Just thought you should know.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
OR beer has a deposit & I do this on camping trips. I leave behind cash for someone to find. Sorry if that upsets u https://t.co/0nXnzGNPbn
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
Strategically, a forehand is a good throw to use if the defense has taken away your threehand. #burnsidetryouttips
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
TJ HOOKER was a stupid name for a tv show character. 80s tv execs sure loved their cocaine! I mean, what adult willingly goes by "TJ"?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
They should be up more than that, I played against a guy named Ned once, he wasn't that good. https://t.co/1PHqIP2u41
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
I like to explain to strangers in the park that being able to throw a push pass up line is the Ultimate version of being able to dunk.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @onedumbshark: I hate the player, I hate the game, I hate the ref, I hate the fans, I hate my skills, I hate my hair, I hate my outfit, …
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 14th, 2015, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Photos taken two days apart. IT'S GETTING CLOSER. https://t.co/i6mwGc2bcK
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
WHATS THE HARDEST PART ABOUT ROLLERBLADING? Keeping up your speed while pulling a reverse crossover. Especially against your dominant leg.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
Seems like an easy choice. One is an important tourney, the other is a simple game. https://t.co/ZaNHVoDcdm
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
"It's like X on steroids" and "it's like X on crack" are 2 of the worst phrases in English right behind "I'm not racist, but..."
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
The horizontal is just the spread "on steroids".
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
At least we can all agree that horizontal is a dumb offense that should only be used to teach beginners the rules.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 13th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @RandallBugg: @land_snark More inside info: Nerds. Observers play savage. Rules are still hard. I am old, but can still keep up. Be an o…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 11:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @arieelrosee: i hate when people take Pics like this ,we get it you vape http://t.co/YW67jx1TDb
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @duck_in_pants: i care too much...about pants
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Tweeting game scores paints such a vivid picture. They make me feel like I'm there! Technology can make everyone a modern day Vin Scully.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
Looks like this was Shart Week for the Stags.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 4:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @AmberTozer: Will you please vape right in front of me so I can emerge from the smoke like a lead singer in a music video from the 80's
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
It's always important in a playoff game to let freshy k play a sympathy point.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
Make sure this @PortlandStags game ends on time bc all the refs need their rest before masters pickup tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 12th, 2015, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
ZZ TOP GORDON LIGHTFOOT LADYTRON The holy trinity of pop music.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
His mustard is already in Kitchens everywhere. https://t.co/W4QOprVS9F
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
A man & son become ghosts. The Ghostbuster called to bust them refuses; "I can't bust that ghost for he is my child" How is this possible?
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @BoneYarD10: @burnsideulti Saw this place in ATL after regionals. You should reach out to them for sponsorship http://t.co/PVd4dNAlRK
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 11th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @endhits: Elvis Costello and the Attractions played the Schnitz on Wednesday night. Our live review: http://t.co/90JhHifqJR
@burnsideulti   Friday July 10th, 2015, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
BURNSIDE ULTIMATE: celebrating five years of no player having a goatee.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 10th, 2015, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: Me and my guy @CJMcCollum https://t.co/AMgjr9sjkH
@burnsideulti   Friday July 10th, 2015, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
A baby raised by wolves is considered "cool". A baby left home alone with your cats while you get a burrito is considered a misdemeanor.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 10th, 2015, 3:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: *dips vape pen in vape inkwell*
@burnsideulti   Friday July 10th, 2015, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @Sierratp: What's your favorite watersport? Why?
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 9th, 2015, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
What are the round times @ #mastersnats? We've edited our Hakka down to ~17 mins but want to leave time for other team to return a cheer.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 9th, 2015, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
.@Support: Reading a Tweet and feel like you couldn't have said it any better? Retweet it! https://t.co/JmmA1bEEQ0
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 9th, 2015, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
I might lose some follows on this one, but I feel you should always make your bed after you get up in the morning.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Burnside lost some Vape sponsors when we refused to remove the Cascadia flag from our jerseys. Proud of our heritage! http://t.co/ofQhX8WVos
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 8th, 2015, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @Nick_Offerman: I'm in CRISIS, please meet me in Hampstead Heath. @MeganOMullally @robdelaney @POTUS http://t.co/oDDlJZFy8L
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