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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Not many know that Ryan Fitzpatrick is an #IvyLeague grad. Very rare for nfl player. Went to @Vassar I think.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 24th, 2015, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
For the big pickup GOALTY game on Saturday, all the chatter has been about the white team, but I think dark has a chance to make some noise.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
I'm guessing neither of you guys were at Frisco ISD Memorial Stadium when @dragNthrust played @SeattleMIXtape! https://t.co/Oyjix3hlXA
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Consider the series of life choices a person has to make to be 23 in an ironed shirt & satin tie standing at counter of @Enterprise rentacar
@burnsideulti   Friday October 23rd, 2015, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @Chris__Richards: F U G A Z I
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 22nd, 2015, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
Lol I wish. with my team not a chance #Goaltimate https://t.co/akPMWoFYWD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 21st, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @StuLuxLisbon: "Why isn't there cool stuff like hoverboards!?" types stupid man on handheld device capable of accessing the sum total of…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 21st, 2015, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
I bet Leia is sad because she just found out that Greedo shot first. #starwarstrailer
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Fine, I guess folks won't give away secrets. But just know that I've been filming your practices while hiding in the woods.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @CY30_CY30B: Don't read this.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
*At DARE assembly* Hey kids, I know it's "cool" to let the beat drop, but you know what's not cool? Dropping the disc in goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 20th, 2015, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
Favorite goaltimate O? Scrimp stack Itchy scratchy Terminator 4 porners Belgian
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Today's the 30th anniversary of the date that Biff from BACK2THEFUTURE travelled in time to become a high school gym teacher on Freaks&Geeks
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @Tommytoughstuff: In the Canadian Football League they lineup and shake hands after ever play.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 1:51 p.m. Retweet
Kind of amazing that Goaltimate is the 1st major American sport invented, played, funded, and watched solely by #Millennials.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
RT @GaryPayton_20: Whomever is running my Facebook hmu.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 19th, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: TOP 5 TECHNOLOGIES BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 PREDICTED THAT WE DON'T HAVE YET 1. Thomas F. Wilson http://t.co/2nxpPKIVZT
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti So I played grandmasters pickup instead and caught a score against some dumb old pickup player. BOOYAH!
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
I'm like the james jones of goalty. Showed up today in a dark & they asked me to go white. After 4 points the white team asked me to go home
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
LeonardoDC drew this image of PDX goalty player, JDC, playing zone inside the hoop over 300 yrs b4 he was even born! http://t.co/XBXK3EDwbA
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
[Sees bee on my wife's arm] Uh oh [I roll up a newspaper] Babe.. stay still.. (using newspaper as a megaphone) INVITE THE BEE TO GOALTY
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheWoodenslurpy: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is also called practice.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @kjmeow: Holy shit my whole life is fitness
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 18th, 2015, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley Punters are like bass players, they only exist to be noticed when they screw up.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 17th, 2015, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Finally found where Lydia from accounting keeps hiding my kit every time we leave it set up. http://t.co/zHtZpedsYU
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
I guess I'm calling in sick to work all next week, finally down to my last can of Jolt from the back stock... :( http://t.co/UXoNqIm8YB
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti It's not even like it has her name on it! All it says is RES CFO.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Game over. This is bogus, the boss lady of the payroll lady told us stall 24 is her "assigned" parking space.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 16th, 2015, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
Matty Ice is looking a little harried out there against the Saints. http://t.co/1qxUVLyxry
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Note: This is America and Mexico only. Canada still celebrates BYGKTWD in late December for some reason.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
October 16th is BRING YOUR GOALTIMATE KIT TO WORK DAY. I'm setting mine up in spaces 23 and 24 in the upper parking garage tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
one more voice of sanity trying to make pro sports more like ultimate. https://t.co/oLOJtpL6bi
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Lincoln Chafee is getting a little presumptuous in his latest photo op. http://t.co/NyV4lK0Hg5
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 14th, 2015, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
If you're going to be Republican, follow the 3 Rs and be either: Rich Religious or Racist. Otherwise you're wasting your vote.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
this is how a typical ultimate player looks when they try to play goaltimate. https://t.co/uxfYJCkqjv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
I'm the 1st at the gym, and the last to leave. Mainly because I got practice times wrong, and mom can't pick me up until after her shift.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
It takes 37 muscles to frown, and 22 muscles to smile! But it only takes 9 muscles to throw a scuber.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti 11 people signed up since Boehner stepped down.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
Only 258 people have joined the Pdx GOALTY facebook group since Obama got into office. And THIS is considered "hope" and "change"?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
It's just nice to hear back when someone asks for help, and you respond, but they don't acknowledge. (2/2) https://t.co/1GCK6rQNoB
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 13th, 2015, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
TDs and SC/RCs have a hard job. It's hard to fit observers into tight budgets when teams complain about fees. (1/2) https://t.co/1GCK6rQNoB
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
@FuriousUltimate @jeffbellphoto one captain for each win this year!
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
Why do we celebrate Columbus Day, his last great movie was Only The Lonely, and Pixels totally sucked. He's still just riding on Goonies.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 12th, 2015, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I feel like this is the guy that puts up the goalty kit if I don't show up on time. https://t.co/JWUGpNFdHN
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
"Kentucky-y" is the adjective for how full your dip spit bottle is. https://t.co/QJ4mSc0gth
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 1:03 a.m. Retweet
And the good news is, he's always willing to relocate cities for that special someone... https://t.co/bl4QaZx2Mb
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheTimmyToes: my team got a sideline warning, but my naked butt cheek was JUST BARELY over the line onto the field ridiculous
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 10th, 2015, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
Actually, Oktoberfest was originally a pagan holiday before it got coopted by hallmark.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
As a kid I called movie swords "lightsavers", and refused to eat "coldslaw" at picnics. I still do, but at least now I know I'm wrong.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @NateSilver538: We project @kobebryant to be the 236th-best player in the NBA this season. http://t.co/DTpSCuvlXC http://t.co/gPh8s6gKg3
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
I accidentally almost considered maybe thinking about buying Birkenstocks.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 9th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
Some people from #Leiout1989 are still waiting in line to get into the party. https://t.co/7D58T1HDKV
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
I would sell my house and totally move everything one block away to an identical house just to get a better garbage pickup day of the week.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
We'll miss you jeets! Best captain ever #Yankees http://t.co/Vn0K9ck5yC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
That's a pretty sad way for Jeter to end his career :.(
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 7th, 2015, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy that @MLB moved their #MLBPostseason later in the year to miss @USAUltimate nationals.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 6th, 2015, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
Everyones awarded the 2016 title to @revolverult but I'm waiting until I hear what teams Boucher, Matzuka, & Hibbert eventually end up on
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 6th, 2015, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Confession: I'm even worse at goaltimate than I am at ultimate. Now that that's off my chest, I will delete this tweet in 5 minutes.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
when is seattle going to start taking mixed seriously and stop sending a last place team? @DohAbides @Bird_Fruit https://t.co/3NDuMelNN3
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
Chip Kelly as a GM is like when back in hi school Ron tried to make an all white team for tecmo bowl but had to pretend ron woodson counted.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler There was this call from NW masters regionals 2011 http://t.co/Vy6RmrW40w
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
Kind of sad that @stephenasmith felt threatened by my 15 seconds of fame, and had to go and upstage my twitter fight with @kgoblue42
@burnsideulti   Monday October 5th, 2015, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
They might be the only team that could challenge revolver in 2016 https://t.co/IvWSBlM8Hs
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
CONGRATS EVERYONE, IT'S GOALTY SEASON.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
what a weird shaped rim, it looks like a math equation. https://t.co/20bywejuKD
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
Looks like the Seahawks superbowl failure got into the heads of all the Seattle teams down in Frisco.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
@dragNthrust needs their men to get into the end zone, not the friend zone
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
I was going to post GOALTY SEASON on every team's Twitter feed immediately after they got eliminated but that seemed gauche. #NationalsTX
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
You forgot to mention that it's still a "game" not a sport. https://t.co/ELO0N1su2G
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Looks like sockeye had to pick up a mixed player to get back to finals smh
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Looks like mixtape had to kick off a men's player to get back to finals smh
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
"..just like that.." is one of the laziest calls in sports broadcasting. but then again, I have to listen to mike barrett call the Blazers
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
If jay drescher keeps this up he'll be more famous than his mom! https://t.co/kH7gEVBOis
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
@mollybrowntown Why didn't Usau make you change your name? "Molly" is a type of drug, and "brown" is the color of dirty things.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
@furyultimate @SkratchLabs that's some shade thrown with that sticker!
@burnsideulti   Friday October 2nd, 2015, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
4) Offer him a tryout to your team during your game? https://t.co/2H2xrnFPMZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
@traffic_ulti is my favorite team, but @mollybrowntown has my favorite player. This is like that meryl streets movie, "folger's choice."
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
sorry to bring up goalty during #NationalsTX, but do you guys prefer to start on O or D when playing goalty pickup?
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 1:19 p.m. Retweet
.@The_UPA keep your heads on a swivel while warming up this morning. Byron might get a little reckless on his golf cart near your team.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 1:14 p.m. Retweet
Traditionally the first team eliminated at #NationalsTX has a team pizza party to drown their sorrows in carbs. Who will it be this year?
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 1st, 2015, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
#Nationalstx is the exciting 1st leg of @USAUltimate 's 2016 fiscal tournament year, culminating in #mastersnats in late July.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @ItsAndyRyan: I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
In respect of @USAUltimate nationals, I'm going to tone down the rhetoric on the goalty posts so I don't steal too much thunder this weekend
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
Male mixed players only account for 47% of the male athletes at @USAUltimate nationals, but they account for 93% of the goatees.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 30th, 2015, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @robertjbennett: THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER READ http://t.co/xvwXohGxFQ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 29th, 2015, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
Whatta buncha dolts, don't even wear cleats when they play goalty. smh http://t.co/vug0o26PZx
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