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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Hard to believe it's been 25 years since @EASPORTS "GOALTIMATE '92" first hit the shelfs. I played the heck out of that in grad school.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @PatrickClaybon: When you go to google the lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star" and the link is already purple. https://t.co/bpbL27IdhJ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 22nd, 2016, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Are you having tryouts for your twitter feed? I have written jokes before.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti He's trying to tell me he has no clue how to spell. What a waste.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
I think my grandson is trying to tell me something.... https://t.co/gk8eV2NjbA
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
When the Dubs play D like this, you get the feeling they could beat almost any team in the nba! #WARRIORSVSPURS
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
Just like a cicada that pupates into a bigger cicada, our boys are growing up! https://t.co/waiVV2PPG4
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
I often think that if I wasn't running the national governing body for Goaltimate, I'd probably be a voice over actor for commercials.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
A #15 GOALTY team could never hope to beat the #2 GOALTY team. No wonder nobody cares about the #NCAATOURNAMENT anymore.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes goaltimate is just goaltimate; it's not always a metaphor for man's inhumanity towards man.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @HumanPog: when they stopped playing @smashmouth on the radio is precisely when this country started going to shit
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
America's #scotus doesn't rebuild, they RELOAD. #promoted
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
The mechanix give us all hope in these dark times. https://t.co/Jxk6GEaLIh
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
Want to feel old? All the players from the original tecmo bowl are dead.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2016, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
Tuesday is the only day of the week that it is illegal to play goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
that guy looks just like Dave Shiel except less hairy. https://t.co/oSYIqCp10T
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Pie gets 2 holidays a year, pi day and thanksgiving, and our vets don't get a single holiday. shameful.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Does this mean you guys are finally doing HEAT 2 !?!?!?!? https://t.co/HH1xi7oDmk
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Are you kidding me? The camera cuts off his head the whole time, and his chin half the time. Horrible framing. https://t.co/fJCREhqR8q
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Apple bees are the official bees of the goaltimate player's association. #promoted https://t.co/CfOIbK4btH
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2016, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Hard to tell exactly what I'm "saving" around here right now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2016, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
Hate to say it, but ROYGBIV is bull. Why does purple get TWO colors in the rainbow when it's obviously the worst color? Answer me that.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
If people ask me to describe GOALTY, I tell them it's basically half court frisbee lacrosse with better haircuts & fewer guys named Jaxxon.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
That's an awesome tribute! Doesn't Peyton represent @Allstate, nice of you to still show support. https://t.co/dLnnCJmCZG
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2016, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
An optimist sees the glass is clearly half full, a pessimist sees the glass is clearly half empty, an optometrist can clearly see the glass.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2016, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
Absolutely shameless how you pretend to have Norman Lear's endorsement on your product. tsk tsk https://t.co/yEdi5ttH2Y
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 6th, 2016, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to Peyton Manning on your retirement! Sorry that health issues held you to being only the 3rd best QB in your family.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2016, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Maybe you guys should "discover" how to not break your nerf bullets instead. https://t.co/SEegx3bE2i
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2016, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
911: What's your emergency ME: My Goaltimate kit think he slick
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
Is GOALTIMATE a better sport than ultimate? My mind says no, but my brain says yes.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
It just occurred to me that goaltimate and hockey are the only sports that don't use a perfect sphere as the primary object. Rare company!
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
The real GOP debate is: B team or Separate College Club Team.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
day 1-earthquake day 2-society collapses day 3-fires still burn day 4-mad max is real day 5-goalty pickup resumes https://t.co/iVjvGxxAOr
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @rveljohnson: Just because I haven't tweeted in 8 months doesn't mean I stopped keeping my eye on all y'all. Now I'm back to keep everyo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
Rare footage of how Feldman stays in shape. https://t.co/8V8nxKHjrX
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
"Today's players are soft, my 96-97 Spurs would destroy this year's Spurs."-Jamie Feick https://t.co/GMCEIJx003
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 2nd, 2016, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: You can also take a pledge of respect to help the @EndTheWord movement at https://t.co/fCU0bp82Nm. @SpecialOlympics http…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
The jumping dude touched the ball first, so there's no foul. https://t.co/ugGbia6858
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
best video i've ever seen showing the difference between goatimate and bultimate https://t.co/O4MgM10iXu
@burnsideulti   Monday February 29th, 2016, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
...Or we could just stop being beholden to the whims of the sun. https://t.co/5CoBTEa5wf
@burnsideulti   Monday February 29th, 2016, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
"Scientists" tell us we need 1 more day every 4 years bc of the Sun, but the government makes us waste it on a Monday. Not quite fair, is it
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 28th, 2016, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
Someone already took the good bourbon, so unfortunately you had to do the photo shoot with Jim Beam. https://t.co/iKLzScTkhn
@burnsideulti   Friday February 26th, 2016, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
The only massively unpopular GPA executive decision over the last 3 years has been to not let me kick Ron off of my winter league team.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 25th, 2016, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOALTY! Goaltimate was first played on this date in the Mayan year 217. The winner's heart was eaten. https://t.co/1xeeqN8ax9
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 25th, 2016, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
It's actually 311 days, & if you're going to show that kind of mental game, I think you're only cut out for Boneyard https://t.co/wHGN6nd4jL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 24th, 2016, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
this is actually a photoshop, you can tell by looking at the pixels. https://t.co/j6LDLQ6efV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 23rd, 2016, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
If I ever get good enough to catch a score in goalty you can bet for sure that I'll show some class and act like I've been there before.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 22nd, 2016, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
This is exactly what my GOALTY team needs. We worked on give & go, but should have been focused on nitrogen loss. https://t.co/b9cmkSqBuH
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 21st, 2016, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
Let me tell you, no love lost between pod 11 and pod 5 here at GOALTY league.
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2016, 2:35 p.m. Retweet
If it's a glove for cutters, it should have better wrist guards. :( https://t.co/oHAFKKVAi6
@burnsideulti   Friday February 19th, 2016, 2:27 a.m. Retweet
Good thing the @MLUltimate will be bankrupt by then or this rule would make the stags bankrupt. https://t.co/nnl2ZQUPC2
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2016, 5:09 a.m. Retweet
Way to completely fucking steal my tag skip. You're a douche. https://t.co/X7ReKIIcuC
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2016, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
.@WorldFlyingDisc , hey just thinking about #wugc2020 and how nobody even plays guts, and there's another disc sport that starts with "g"...
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 16th, 2016, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
We should all realize that 30 years from now, a 2016 teenager who loves dubstep will be lamenting his son's awful tastes in music.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2016, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
GOALTY should have a trade deadline so we could trade Ron to another planet and never have to see him again ever.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2016, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
What if the nba allstar game was like goalty? Too many guys on the East, so Millsap switches his jersey inside out & gets in West sub line.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2016, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @JagermeisterUSA: We've carved ourselves a place in history. #Jagermeister #PresidentsDay https://t.co/fyfsVSKVEa
@burnsideulti   Monday February 15th, 2016, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Hate to break it to you, but Lincoln's not 207. He actually died in 1865, assassinated. It was pretty big news. https://t.co/GoNBgs5Jid
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
It's #NBAAllStarTO today. What if usa ultimate players had an all star team? Who would make it? I'd like to hear thoughts on Ms, Ws, & XYs.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @Goaltimate: Show your Valentine's love today....for Goaltimate. #goaltimate
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @WheelTod: "I remember when all of this was Fields" -- cyborg Sally Fields
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Sorry for the political tweet. Our intern Ron used the company Twitter while we were away from the desk. He has been relieved of his duties.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day" was written man to man. It's true, ask your husband. https://t.co/xXtZw2gXSe
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
This looks exactly like my mom and dad except for one small detail. https://t.co/iWu1HMEzN8
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 14th, 2016, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
I got bamboozled. This ain't what I thought it were. I wanted a backpack with 300 pairs of hydro shorts. https://t.co/ekDuRE2deB
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 13th, 2016, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
"If you can huck a wrench, you can huck a frisbee."
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 11th, 2016, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
Who's the weird looking kid on the Buermeyer card? https://t.co/U5Qk0P1xSe
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 9th, 2016, 12:30 a.m. Retweet
I quantify my cell phone coverage numbers based on how many former @boostultimate players are now on Revolver. https://t.co/zaqZ9vZpeK
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2016, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
I don't know why everyone's crowned the Broncos as champs. Once the Panthers get back home I think they can still take 4 of the next 6 games
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2016, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti @snakestakes Mr Plummer, would you like to play masters ultimate this year? DM if you can take time off from handball.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2016, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
If the retirement announcement comes true, I'm going to ask a certain former Bronco QB if he wants to play masters in Colorado this year.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2016, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
tfw when you hear skip is bringing his organizational skills to goaltimate. https://t.co/shTu8Giehd
@burnsideulti   Monday February 8th, 2016, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
Trent Dilfer is so relieved that pundits can now stop bringing his name up as the worst qb to win a #SuperBowl
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 7th, 2016, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
Carolina and Denver are going to treat this game with playofff like intensity. For them, it's their team's World Series.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 7th, 2016, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
Kind of stupid the NFL put the #SuperBowl on the same day as pick up. Their viewership is really gonna suffer. https://t.co/yoAngDEZ1J
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 6th, 2016, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @talkhoops: 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 https://t.co/lwLoHoMjKW
@burnsideulti   Friday February 5th, 2016, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @dustweetr @kdubsultimate Nice try, but GMs was actually on hiatus that year because of "Circumstances".
@burnsideulti   Friday February 5th, 2016, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
kinda makes you think, like when you hear somebody from @SockeyeUltimate is dating somebody from @SeattleRiot https://t.co/TDIPesxnly
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2016, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
I would totally apply, but my only strategy idea is HUCK IT TO HANSEN https://t.co/2iJFf3IE9r
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2016, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
Beau and Freechild and Mickle should be counting their lucky stars that they are rich and free bc of Curtis Flood. https://t.co/Ig03c79ujg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 3rd, 2016, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Early press photo of the Ted Cruz/Raul Ryan 2016 ticket. https://t.co/ITPWipsVPq
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 2nd, 2016, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
Just bc WA legalized edibles but OR didn't, doesn't mean you get to call them "Potland" https://t.co/qNd4BDnqVe
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