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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 16th, 2016, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
Memes should be called menes, because they often hurt someone's feelings.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 15th, 2016, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
Any other teams planning on camping in the Corral Western Wear parking lot for #mastersnats? We rented a team 5th wheel for Ron's F150.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 15th, 2016, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
In Victorian England, a #TrumpPence was the same value as a 1/3 of a shilling.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 15th, 2016, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Can't wait until we get into the Olympics! https://t.co/fqDbl5PkwB
@burnsideulti   Friday July 15th, 2016, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
I think it's cool that there's finally a division to play in between u23 and masters. https://t.co/R88TNZf7Jx
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 14th, 2016, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
The great thing about the ultimate community is that after yesterday, I think we've all agreed to never foul a cutter again.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 13th, 2016, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
Burnside is proud to announce our official #mastersnats roster. https://t.co/oBsjM3cFsA
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 13th, 2016, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @MillerYoho: @bamasecs best I could do... https://t.co/AQtzhnXCvZ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 13th, 2016, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
I'm just glad I'm the kind of defensive player that is usually 15+ feet away from my man when he makes the catch. No dirty bids on my part.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 12th, 2016, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
I thought the @JaxCannons players were the ones on a collision course? https://t.co/crAjUzyYS4
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
DONT LINK TO OTHER WEBSITES....DISCUSS IT ALL RIGHT HERE...NOBODY HAS TIME....FOR LINKS https://t.co/V2G7uy512l
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
@txshowdown I bet the white team destroys the red team.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
From now on an 18' bank shot will always be known as a "Dunc" https://t.co/ip41xwDtWq
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
The @NBA should honor Tim Duncan by naming a type of shot after him.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
#PokemonGO is just a fad, like pogs, flip phones, and playing FM defense. Won't have the staying power of JNCO jeans or 331 trap zones.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @mrdannyglover: Good resource to find and support local black farmers in major US cities https://t.co/JTYtsieVWc
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @70Ceeks: vape😤 vaping gf 🌬 thinkin bout vaping💭 good vape weather🌤 better vape weather⛅️ best vape weather🌪 vaping abroad 🌁 overvape 🌫…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 11th, 2016, 12:36 a.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where Steve Bartman only dropped the pull on DGP in the game to go to natties.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 10th, 2016, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Ron filled out our jersey order asking for size M shorts. I edited the Google sheet to change it to XL to punish him for his hubris.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 10th, 2016, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @Fred_Delicious: holy crap I just won all the sports at once
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 10th, 2016, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
Btw Ron's going to miss most of Friday pool play bc of his flight plans, so that should be factored into the seeding.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 10th, 2016, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
Burnside is headed back to the big show, so get ready for disasters.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 9th, 2016, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
It's super windy here and Ron chose Offense when we won the flip. https://t.co/YZBzFOFheq
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 9th, 2016, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Gonna rock this jam in the windstar DVD player on the way to regionals. https://t.co/ltNoIZyFmz
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 9th, 2016, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
coach said i should livetweet our scores today because they're saving my legs for sectionals.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 9th, 2016, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
First game in two hours. Never too late to carbo load!
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 9th, 2016, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
Regionals are tomorrow but I'm on Ron's team. https://t.co/vMQlA4qvA9
@burnsideulti   Friday July 8th, 2016, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @AustinRivers25: Wearing number 0 next year! My nick name is going to be subzero! Cause of number and because my moves freeze people, go…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 8th, 2016, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
tfw your captain forget to remind you more than once that the first round actually STARTS at 9 AM. https://t.co/0V1RwmErDd
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 7th, 2016, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
"I need to listen to tunes pregame to get pumped up, trust me, I play better this way"
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 7th, 2016, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Who's the worst player on your team that thinks they're the best? It's the guy wearing headphones while you run drills.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 7th, 2016, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
I have a mountain hardware shirt this color. Very comfortable. https://t.co/kbvA1KwTYA
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 6th, 2016, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
When a "DONUT" sign is spelled with an extra "-UGH", you know it's gonna be a hella-classy delicious donuught that's totally worth 3 dollars
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 5th, 2016, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
Only 70s kids know this: The left paddle in pong was based on Ilie Nastase.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 4th, 2016, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
I dint know why I'm the 1st to address elephant in the room, but @KDTrey5 leaving OKC probably hurts their chances for the title next year.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 4th, 2016, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
Hard to believe this is the last day of the club season. After masters is over in August it's going to be a long wait until 2017.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 2nd, 2016, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
I bet Durant would sign with the Dallas Mavs for the minimum if they would give him a side job as Online Content QC for an auto detailer.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 2nd, 2016, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
@mollybrowntown Such a good play both teams got points out of it.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 1st, 2016, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @Ultiworldlive @SeattleSockeye I blame the @NCAA and their ridiculous rules on max # pad workouts and coach time per semester
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
Every day that I don't have time to throw, I just close my eyes and visualize throwing ten perfect forehands. https://t.co/ZeAxDy6mHa
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
She's the 2.0 version of your Kardashian/Ray Jay joke. https://t.co/i9evmIFCvk
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
dear field and stream, how many pulsars fit in here? thinking about wearing it on the field during my next mlu game. https://t.co/d3ZcwyOxa1
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
The biggest problem with worlds is that the crowds weren't into it. Its embarrassing when you can hear the sneakers squeaking on the court.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
Kiss is the juggalo version of a Cheap Trick cover band. https://t.co/s1o3DATVBY
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 30th, 2016, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
"BassMasters, it's a fishing show."
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 28th, 2016, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
@UG_Seattle @FullFieldHammer @franknamstyle @ScooberFTW My flip-phone doesn't do emojis so I can't read any of this.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 27th, 2016, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
Indy is lame and sexist. Support @allstarulti instead. https://t.co/7a1fJJ1CUZ
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @Skyd_LiamRosen Is he too busy lifting?
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
When your worst thrower chases down a blade huck but lands right outside the end zone. https://t.co/o6WPJj2Gt5
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: inventor of soccer: u can only touch the ball with ur feet everyone: what why inventor (licking his lips): because i s…
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
You just want @prideofny to keep getting relegated to lower and lower tiers each year. https://t.co/sRfcwNtblE
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
I can't stream the finals, how many fans have streaked the fields to protest #brexit so far?
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
Are owls the new version of garbanzo bean liquid for millennials? https://t.co/M9ParQ3Obk
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 25th, 2016, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
If you could be any kind of animal in the world, what kind of owl would you be?
@burnsideulti   Friday June 24th, 2016, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
Can we host in my daughter's backyard? I've been getting mighty sick of sass from my son in law Cory lately... https://t.co/6oWoef9cse
@burnsideulti   Friday June 24th, 2016, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
It does grow the sport! Look at @detroitmechanix 16 guys on their team had never thrown a frisbee before this May. https://t.co/s35LnUDvLl
@burnsideulti   Friday June 24th, 2016, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
Is this a thinly veiled commentary of brexit? https://t.co/nSttJvUFjV
@burnsideulti   Friday June 24th, 2016, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @DVSblast: whys everybody voting to see if theres England?? theres totally England, they did it a long time ago. read a book
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 23rd, 2016, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
Call me old fashioned, but we should abolish the pick rule, and ro-bot men shouldn't be allowed to vote.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 23rd, 2016, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
I can't post about ultimate stuff because I'm at work and can't watch live streams.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 21st, 2016, 4:53 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I feel I've damaged my brand.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 20th, 2016, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @recordsANDradio: when you invite the uber driver to the party https://t.co/R77sMhPMGs
@burnsideulti   Monday June 20th, 2016, 4:29 a.m. Retweet
Out of all the #NBAFinals players, dellavadova would make the best ultimate player. Because he's the only one who might ever try the sport.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 20th, 2016, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
Congrats to @JamesPosey for asst coaching your team to a world championship
@burnsideulti   Monday June 20th, 2016, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
I think we can all agree that no matter who wins this, the losing team is the greatest collection of chokers of all time. #NBAFinals
@burnsideulti   Monday June 20th, 2016, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
If #Game7 is gonna be this good, I can't wait for games 8 and 9.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 17th, 2016, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
[67/73] personally lost over $350,000 dollars, much like Nationwide Auto Body. So my financial advisor was pushing for me to delete the
@burnsideulti   Friday June 17th, 2016, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
[35/73] purchase Twitter account with a lot of followers as a way to increase brand recognition. The @TheEconomist wouldn't steer me wrong?
@burnsideulti   Friday June 17th, 2016, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
[4/73] I had never heard of, much less played goaltimate but my daughter's niece loved it in gym class, so they wanted me to invest in the
@burnsideulti   Friday June 17th, 2016, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
this old heathcliff comic from 1981 kinda shows why he was never as popular as @Garfield https://t.co/tUtg7FSpwe
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 16th, 2016, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
There need to be harsher penalties for people who say things like "This Go-Bots movie reboot is raping my childhood"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 15th, 2016, 10:43 p.m. Retweet
Boneyard wins their warm up open tournament, we're seeded last in ours :( https://t.co/vTBo6v5AxS
@burnsideulti   Friday June 10th, 2016, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
If you're being face guarded as a dump, make eye contact before initiating your cut. https://t.co/iR830LPzji
@burnsideulti   Friday June 10th, 2016, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
You're going to need three of those just to keep track of Leaf's turnovers. https://t.co/RKQjp3O7aV
@burnsideulti   Friday June 10th, 2016, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
In honor of Mr Hockey I'm going to get a Gordie hat trick at goalty tonight. 1 G, 1 A, and I'm going to punch Ron right in his dumb face.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 10th, 2016, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
If Facebook existed in the 18th century, Mark Twain woulda been kicked off for using a fake name.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 10th, 2016, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Just updated to iPhone se, and realized how boring and disjointed the supposed concept album "Tommy" is. New phone; Who diss.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 7th, 2016, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
How come you "DRIVE" on a highway, but you get "HIGH" in the woods behind your parents house?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 7th, 2016, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @kthorjensen: This is the work of a true hero https://t.co/W9KxcBYeqj
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 7th, 2016, 12:56 p.m. Retweet
Ultimate's now making it on @SportsCenter, but people still say "GOALTY? U mean the sport with the squirrels?" We've got a ways to go still.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 7th, 2016, 12:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @JoseCanseco: how can you haters being so ignorant it's amazing
@burnsideulti   Monday June 6th, 2016, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
if everybody spent a little more time blocking scubers instead of blocking twitter users we'd get more done around here.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 6th, 2016, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
Basketball players who leave the ground to shoot should be called for a travel. Set shots 4 dayz. https://t.co/kAxXObNm6s
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