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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday June 6th, 2016, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: I got one of those stick rollers for your legs and it has made a big difference in how I feel after working out. Thanks
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 4th, 2016, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
@cincysfb @GooseLee_Ulti @CinCityClassic Save me six way!
@burnsideulti   Friday June 3rd, 2016, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
With the way he's playing, Crazy to think that @matthewdelly didn't even get drafted when he graduated from @dukeblueplanet.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 2nd, 2016, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
this is a great red. i'm drinking right now. https://t.co/dmxuiuGcUy
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 2nd, 2016, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: If you think our beautiful lawn & hedges come cheap you'd better think again, because it's very expensive to maintain them.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 2nd, 2016, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
Ultimate frisbee is on ESPN right now but I can't even get the flippycup pre-quarters scores on my flip phone.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 2nd, 2016, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
It takes away from hours that could be better spent on Guts programming. https://t.co/wEKkHjPK0S
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 31st, 2016, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Have you been up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind." https://t.co/O4GJZySgk6
@burnsideulti   Monday May 30th, 2016, 9:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @keplyq: ducks look like they are flying on accident
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 29th, 2016, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Oh man, recent Google searches really show that I'm at an ultimate tourney this weekend! https://t.co/9dH9pCB256
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 28th, 2016, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
You're owned by Suntory Holdings Co of Japan. https://t.co/JaS0F57WL4
@burnsideulti   Friday May 27th, 2016, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
hockey is the goaltimate of curling
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 26th, 2016, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Quantum physicists have determined that out of the 37 known alternate universes, this is the only one that has a Gathering of the Juggalos.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 26th, 2016, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @PFTCommenter: Breakfest of champions #Skyline #GritWeek2016 https://t.co/xFuoZcThBq
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 25th, 2016, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @ByRosenberg: Most-googled question in each state https://t.co/oxFT5Qezq5 (cc @PFTCommenter for Maryland) https://t.co/BGVlcMTy49
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 25th, 2016, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
Trying to get into quality scotch, does @Laphroaig mix best with @CokeZero or @DietDrPepper ?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 24th, 2016, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
Technology is broken, because i still can't play NHL 95 on my phone. It's 2016 already, c'mon!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 24th, 2016, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
There's a club team from NY that only competes in the usau series to get timely material for their twitter account. https://t.co/AwJZA3RN8q
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 22nd, 2016, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @DPRK_News: Campaign to make aging gorgon Hillary Clinton president of United States compared to squeezing last drop of water from a wel…
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 21st, 2016, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
The REAL reason for #CaptainAmericaCivilWar was states rights.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 19th, 2016, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
If scientists could figure out a way to make gifs stop playing constantly, we could probably save enough electricity to power a sun.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 19th, 2016, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
Your hip hop name could be Flo Gressive. #promoted https://t.co/0NHMiReoWE
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 19th, 2016, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @Ulti_world @BEUlti Only 1 of the 17? That's not too bad then.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 19th, 2016, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
Has anybody tried cocoanut water? It sounds like a fad, but I don't want to totally give up on any PED that might help sustain my youth.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 16th, 2016, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti This country can't afford 4 more years with a Clinton at the helm. BRING BACK HUCK A 'BEE.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 16th, 2016, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
Your vote for pres should come down to "How will this affect goaltimate?"
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 15th, 2016, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @elizabeth_fels: [hot guys throwing frisbee in the park] *loudly to 2-year-old I'm babysitting* "Since dad left us, there's no one to…
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 14th, 2016, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
This is because most new cars have Bluetooth to hook up with your phone instead. https://t.co/i8hz8YMaWa
@burnsideulti   Friday May 13th, 2016, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
unless the master plays for @SurlyUltimate or @BoneyardUlt :( https://t.co/kW3Q9mRRYK
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 11th, 2016, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
The two happiest days in a man's life is the day he buys a boat, and the day he throws two 2 pointers on one goalty shift.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 10th, 2016, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
TFW when you have the disc in the power position and Ron's on defense. https://t.co/B5CtN7f9Hm
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 3rd, 2016, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
Alternate camera angle of @dionwaiters3 and @manuginobili last night. https://t.co/7GVRV97d4u
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 3rd, 2016, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
I'm waiting because goalty players on the weed don't play good defense. https://t.co/OHI9Inwdz0
@burnsideulti   Friday April 29th, 2016, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
FYI they just started making @LawrysSeasoning in travel size for when you need to take it on a plane. #tourneytime https://t.co/VyUEnKjFYd
@burnsideulti   Friday April 29th, 2016, 3:06 a.m. Retweet
If you thought Peyton was great, just wait til you see Paxton! And in ten years, Pyzton will be the best @Broncos QB ever! #NFLDraft2016
@burnsideulti   Friday April 29th, 2016, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
Film your next goalty game and then rewatch it while playing Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. It will sync up perfectly.
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 28th, 2016, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @imskytrash: vape city,, USA here i come https://t.co/UDkeaapufi
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 27th, 2016, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
It's the only way to possibly beat my nephew? https://t.co/yklx5435oJ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 26th, 2016, 5:23 a.m. Retweet
Tfw you accidentally made your son your only backup pg https://t.co/AUtnIndXkS
@burnsideulti   Monday April 25th, 2016, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
I've been looking on eBay for jerseys for my team, did FUBU make any other numbers? I think we need something other than 05.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 22nd, 2016, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @AndrewMichaan: Shopping for a new water bottle is tough bc I don't know the favorite color of the person who's going to find it when I…
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @aprettyhabesha: So all u gotta do is not give up your seat on a bus and you get put on a twenty dollar bill?😂😂
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
One of the small joys in life is eating 3 doughnuts and drinking a 48 oz coffee on my 2 hour morning commute.
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 1:35 p.m. Retweet
How many aliens in boxes do you need on your team? https://t.co/ynJCJW0L6o
@burnsideulti   Monday April 18th, 2016, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
Can't believe @USUAltimate sent us a cease and desist letter about our goalty/ulty slash fanfic tumbler. Read it before it's taken down.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 17th, 2016, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
I illegally downloaded STAR WAR: FORCE AWAKENED, will I understand it if I didn't see the first six STAR WAR's?
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 16th, 2016, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Ron just emailed everyone at 10:00 AM to ask why no one else was at the fields for the noon practice.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 16th, 2016, 4:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: If you could put every country in a big blender you would have the USA, basically.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 15th, 2016, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Now you also gotta address that @laaviators flop tweet like the people demand. https://t.co/nT9QFNGg6p
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 14th, 2016, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
I finished a whole can of @Pringles while on a middle school hike to the local arboretum to see a century plant. https://t.co/6jTjwFkP0z
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @mrdannyglover: You know I'll be watching the #Warriors male history tonight! #godubs https://t.co/46sPIf6O7G
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
So we're all going to miss the Australia versus Japan game? Bogus. https://t.co/w44NOlNDVh
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Add three yards to your flick with this simple warm up. https://t.co/zA0950yrfe
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 5:06 a.m. Retweet
He must know something about their mixed team for @WorldFlyingDisc worlds. https://t.co/SO5rhBWVTx
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 12th, 2016, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
Just think, there are middle school kids who have never lived in a world where goalty wasn't the 17th fastest growing sport in the US.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Quick reminder: The GPA only allows 17 total 2 hour, goaltimate practices before the season starts, teams over the limit are ineligible.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Do they not have chipotle in your town?
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
Ron told me today at practice he's going to "buy a Twitters" so he can read about every time we make fun of him.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
And you still don't recognize goaltimate as a disc sport? https://t.co/z1JXQP7Wig
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to the @MLUltimate for a successful opening weekend to your final season! Lots of fun games last night.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: Baseball was my sport growing up which is such poor preparation for any adult intramural sports
@burnsideulti   Friday April 8th, 2016, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
when you're teaching rookies how to lay out. https://t.co/oNMWPzOr4T
@burnsideulti   Friday April 8th, 2016, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
If I had been born in England, pretty sure I would have been knighted for running the most important goaltimate organization in the world.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 6th, 2016, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
white ladies are the richest race. who woulda thunk it? https://t.co/Du5I4JgyGG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 6th, 2016, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @Rachel__Nichols: I don't even know where to start. https://t.co/GpbFaUOI0a
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
that's a tmf for sailor language. UNC should have received the ball at the top of the arc. https://t.co/7DwkdolAP1
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Pro-wrestling is a tough sport because an athlete only get 45-50 years for their whole careers at the top level. https://t.co/ozF21bDTCc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
"Villanova" is Italian for "city of shitty sedans" #NCAAChampionship
@burnsideulti   Monday April 4th, 2016, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Twitter is running ads from 1992 right now. https://t.co/EAfjFmHyyt
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: I'm actually a huge sport fan. One of my favorite plays is: Defenses
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
.@tedcruz is known to be soft on quidditch. How could he even handle goaltimate if he became president?
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
"Oh no Jimmy, @baseballs not dead, we took it to live on a farm". Now you can play a real sport, like Goaltimate, instead.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
Are there any "Muggsy Bogues" type goalty players? Guys under 6'7 that are still pretty good bc they are so athletic?
@burnsideulti   Friday April 1st, 2016, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
If Goaltimate were a decade, it would probably be the '50s. Lots of good stuff happened from 1051-1060.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 31st, 2016, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
They look like villain jerseys from the Swedish remake of mighty ducks 2. https://t.co/Pkq7OnYcWN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 30th, 2016, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
He looks like Leroy Nieman painted Danny Kaye into an Enya music video. https://t.co/aTZe7d3vbW
@burnsideulti   Monday March 28th, 2016, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Hear me out: Ultimate, but with a football.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 28th, 2016, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
There goes about half my plans for masters natties... https://t.co/RVhb00zPNK
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 24th, 2016, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Can't help but think the NC legislature should have called an injury sub on this one and brought in better voters. https://t.co/kbE6H3aMVD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
Wayne Gretzky was so "Great" that his common nickname was actually "Jetski". https://t.co/49CCACSBBH
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