Leaguevine's logo

@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2016, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
What's next for you as a player now that Masters is over for 2016?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 9th, 2016, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
We came in last place, aren't we supposed to get 1st place spirit automatically? https://t.co/ViRAerJq0Y
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 9th, 2016, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
The best part about grandmasters is no one was named Chad.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2016, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Took the bus home from the airport because my car was stolen while we were in Denver.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2016, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Puked out the window of the rental minivan while driving on the highway so the wind blew off my glasses and I lost them.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2016, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
A couple things I did before getting home after #mastersnats.....
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2016, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Puked in a gas station stall next to a peeing cop.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2016, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
Mastersnats is officially over so we'll never tweet again. :( #EndOfAnEra
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2016, 1:36 p.m. Retweet
When you have 4 players in one hotel room, it's common courtesy for everyone to go morning number two in the lobby restroom.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2016, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
I feel like I started out strong with the tweets this weekend, and then pretty much fell apart. Sorry if you followed us late.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2016, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
Regional rematch next with our B team, since we both couldn't pull out the W. Good luck NorthWest, you'll need it.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2016, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
First round bye better work in our favor. Fresh legs are better than warm arms, right?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2016, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
Gotta give it up to @Chi_Pacemaker Most masters & grandmasters teams pay tribute to the good open team in their town, not the 3rd tier one.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2016, 1:09 p.m. Retweet
Accidentally got up early before I realized we have that sweet sweet first round bye. It pays to be the king.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Ron's tried to convince our co-captain to go get @PFChangs takeout during our bye.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Ron said he's DTF. "Down to friz" I hate him with the heat of a thousand suns.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
Starting game 2 D line: Ron Natedogg Three Kimball Knoxdogg Steakhouse Dogdogg
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Sorry for the lack of updates but Ron had borrowed my phone to watch Brodie vids.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
Our dreams of going undefeated didn't last long.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 12:55 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti No more "humorous" tweets. It's go time. Get ready for throw by throw recaps of every point.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 12:52 p.m. Retweet
Alright alright. Game day. Cleats on No hats Game faces.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
Yeah I just landed so I'm catching up
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti We'll just steal @SurlyUltimate's pint glasses tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 1:11 a.m. Retweet
When you're rich, you buy the aisle and window seat too. https://t.co/D72gkU65tv
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
Cleats in the carry on is for amateurs. #BusinessTrip https://t.co/4Ie6cFExkM
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2016, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
There's a lot of good teams coming to CO but I can't be the only one who thinks @detroitmechanix could make some noise if they played GMs.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti @Chi_Pacemaker @JohnnyEncore @beyondors I like how we're pretending that some rando dude is the Denver team.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
We're not stuck in Pool A w @Chi_Pacemaker @johnnyencore, & @beyondors They're stuck in Pool A with us. #mastersnats https://t.co/2wMxay9fCJ
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti Nice crowd, was this taken during a Nickleback concert?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti (I'm sick of people saying masters players are old and don't get it. I'm posting a meme to show I can keep it 100 too)
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
Use the hashtag #ImWithBur (nside) to make sure you stay in touch with us for #mastersnats this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti why would you wanna eat one of them little lizards
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 4th, 2016, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti We have a 3rd round bye, so we're skipping our first two games & just flying in Friday afternoon to not miss breakfast
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 3rd, 2016, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
kind of amazing that someone was able to run an entire semi pro sports team at only 1/7 the cost of my yearly salary https://t.co/TEdbYx3IE6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 3rd, 2016, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
when every single player only cuts in on the open side https://t.co/luRe74Pv35
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 3rd, 2016, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
If burnside were a band, #mastersnats2016 would either be our Graceland by Paul Simon, or our Tres Locos by ZZ TOP.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 3rd, 2016, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
Pity that @theAUDL made the rookie mistake of holding their championship the same weekend as #mastersnats. Who's going to be the refs now?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 2nd, 2016, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
Am I referencing this right? @bigmuffnuts #pulsarpics https://t.co/bZDTV3yNTm
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 2nd, 2016, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Over the past 5 years, @BoneyardUlt has won fewer world championships than we have won games at nationals. #masternats
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 2nd, 2016, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
Burnside has now made nationals 5 years in a row, which is probably a usau record. We did not qualify 3 years ago, that's the only blemish.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 2nd, 2016, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Sucks that TARD1-TARD14 were already taken. https://t.co/vUNPVoxk07
@burnsideulti   Monday August 1st, 2016, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
When you're wide open for a score, but you got to read a leading lefty hammer... https://t.co/qi8FO8z5AF
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 31st, 2016, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Coming to the realization that I'm the Kevin minderhout of my masters team. :(
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2016, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
We aren't even at #TCTPEC right now, but @SurlyUltimate is mentally up 2-11 on us at the half.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2016, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
I haven't been following this season, is Mickle as a chauffeur canon? https://t.co/ai9Oi1S5JE
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2016, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
I've met Bob, and he's twice the man you'll ever be. Your wife is much better off now. https://t.co/w9mrnkLcL5
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 30th, 2016, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
At practice today, Ron said get ready to huck because he was going to pokemon GO deep. So we cut him on the spot.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2016, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
Scratch that, too hard. I'm now acclimatizing myself by breathing a little shallower while on the elevator. https://t.co/lAFLAYmw1o
@burnsideulti   Friday July 29th, 2016, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
In exactly one week we'll be in CO for the first pull. I'm acclimatizing myself by holding my breath while I walk up stairs. #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 28th, 2016, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @arealliveghost: I love being called by my last name, it makes me feel like I'm good at sports
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 28th, 2016, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
https://t.co/UDmzBg1bOW Can't believe we got stuck in a pool w/3 teams that we have played against at least once over the past 4 years.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2016, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @theSPIKEZILLA @beckedm @oapayne I'm one voice, but I've still never seen the Joe Theisman injury. Pain doesn't entertain me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 27th, 2016, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Needs a teacup poodle to complete the FSU D coming down off the pull. https://t.co/WzsaCmAhEa
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 26th, 2016, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley We'll only regret it once we invade North Korea in 2017. And Canada in 2019.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2016, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
"Haha. No, I'm not a bandwagon fan. I rooted for the @DRoughnecks BEFORE they signed Ben Lohre"
@burnsideulti   Friday July 22nd, 2016, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
When your sl captain says we're gonna go 4-3 to take advantage. https://t.co/L99iRRJRSC
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
clap catch with your hands, clap catch with your teeth. only way to be sure. https://t.co/RXqzM5xTSq
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
Looks like we found out where the @JaxCannons social media intern ended up.... https://t.co/8aMcOqWPpm
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
Without them I don't think there would even be real metal bands like Staind, Korn, or even Incubus! https://t.co/DAQrJ2LCC6
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 10:45 p.m. Retweet
SO true! Right @sheadyguy ? Linkin Park’s Chester Bennington: ‘In My Opinion, We Actually Kept Metal Alive’ https://t.co/p0yxvW2hIK
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Top scientists have modeled the composite body shape of every Oberlin Horsecow from the mid 90s. https://t.co/jpReeoU35s
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Trump is just KISS condensed into one person.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 21st, 2016, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
pretty much every time i go to the observer :( https://t.co/L4yVWkehLg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 20th, 2016, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
Fastpitch Softball Hoops Team Boxing Ultimate Foosball back spinner Gymnastics Hockey eSports Soccer Football https://t.co/DoeSqUNBKF
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2016, 9:43 p.m. Retweet
can i become an llc? I don't want to take full responsibility for anything i'm going to eventually end up doing wrong.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2016, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC @SeattleRiot @being_ulti @margotmaru Nice post Sheila ,my auntmakes 84000$ and boght cabriolet last wekk work from homes
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2016, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
This guy is a man of action, he's not even waiting for Baio! https://t.co/xSV7Ti3TYR
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2016, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
I love this because it's not a joke account. https://t.co/ztZEHtUP8O
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 19th, 2016, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @JeffLoveness: The Republican National Convention is Comic Con for uncles you have to block on Facebook.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2016, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Confused at 1st, so I thought "there's no way we could even score a point against those ladies", but now I get it. https://t.co/hTHmGEg260
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2016, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Everybody be quiet, he's finding out the demands for the return of bunny lebowski. https://t.co/ZHpmL3W0Z5
@burnsideulti   Monday July 18th, 2016, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
Hey @FuriousUltimate what temp is this in American? I think it's a funny joke but I can't tell yet. https://t.co/BJoLjUIP7b
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 17th, 2016, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
This is the best Jack White costume ever. https://t.co/4kgrSvw9QY
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 17th, 2016, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @boring_as_heck: [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 17th, 2016, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
I'm ashamed that I drank this a lot as a kid. https://t.co/ItLeOFSFMK
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 16th, 2016, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Just imagine having to talk to your kids once they get old enough about how you used to be really good at slow pitch softball.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 16th, 2016, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
Looks like frogs watch @theAUDL games. Setting a poor example :( https://t.co/j3dLIedxZj
<< 1 2 3 ... 76 77 78 79 80 ... 96 97 98 >>
Other Tweeters