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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for
Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
2 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
3 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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burnsideulti
Sunday December 18th, 2022, 10:57 p.m.
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false advertising
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burnsideulti
Sunday December 18th, 2022, 10:54 p.m.
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its kind of ironic that back in the 80s, MARADONNA and MADONNA were very famous but now MESSI is famous and Madonna…
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burnsideulti
Sunday December 18th, 2022, 3:45 a.m.
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RT @elliott_downing: I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them…
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burnsideulti
Sunday December 18th, 2022, 1:01 a.m.
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boat xmas is the last uncommercialized part of american society
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burnsideulti
Saturday December 17th, 2022, 9:51 p.m.
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RT @dusttodigital: Pipa player Jiaju Shen using a slap technique to perform the song “Dummy Eyeballs.”
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Saturday December 17th, 2022, 6:30 p.m.
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threat level burnside
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Saturday December 17th, 2022, 5:36 p.m.
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the mechanic at my first maintenance job could drive the hi-lo dumps without even using the clutch because he “had…
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Saturday December 17th, 2022, 6:28 a.m.
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Saturday December 17th, 2022, 6:22 a.m.
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burnsideulti
Saturday December 17th, 2022, 6:19 a.m.
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hollywood is willingly making s second avatar movie yet the cowards refuse to make a first music video for the replacements I WIIL DARE
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burnsideulti
Saturday December 17th, 2022, 2:59 a.m.
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RT @mrwolfcomics: Happy winter break, teachers! You made it!
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 10:18 p.m.
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this dude has never heard of zz top!
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 4:13 p.m.
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any time i see a business sign that says “est 1971” or “since 1974”, i get all agitated at them and think theyre bu…
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 3:07 p.m.
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RT @LeftFlankVets: War is a Racket
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 2:48 p.m.
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They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twit…
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 4:10 a.m.
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“Lone Skum” is an anagram of “U.K. Melons”
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burnsideulti
Friday December 16th, 2022, 2:13 a.m.
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RT @StorySlug: I think there's a nuance to the "First they came for the-" poem that I think a lot of conservatives miss, unsurprisingly.
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 10:17 p.m.
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RT @deenafaywinter: When Amara Strande was just 16, a 15-pound tumor was found embedded in her liver. Nearly the size of a volleyball. She…
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 8:40 p.m.
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People like to comment on the abuse of oversized American work vehicles used as personal transportation, but rememb…
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 8:00 p.m.
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RT @HelloCullen: My child found treasure in the woods and I mailed it to the zoo to teach him a lesson about socialism
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 6:46 p.m.
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why hasn’t this been rectified?
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 2:14 a.m.
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RT @thrasherxy: There is enough for everyone - enough houses, enough food, enough resources for everyone to enjoy dignified work, rest, car…
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Thursday December 15th, 2022, 2:02 a.m.
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horse cows. mean jeans oberlin.
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 15th, 2022, 12:02 a.m.
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“holy shit, its like this whole planet was taken ovah by avatahs!” -mark whalberg in AVATAR 2
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burnsideulti
Wednesday December 14th, 2022, 5:39 p.m.
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i’m getting slammed on here. :(
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Wednesday December 14th, 2022, 12:11 a.m.
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Now get this, we feed the rats to the cats And the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing We feed the r…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 11:25 p.m.
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RT @hilaryagro: Girls should bring up communism on a first date. Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it sel…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 8:33 p.m.
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RT @MikePrysner: This is really a story about our system’s worship of the military. A known legacy of rightwing political work & a lifetime…
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Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 5:54 p.m.
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getting antsy at the world news when i wasnt able to turn 27 dollars from my chase savings account into 27 dollars…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 5:22 p.m.
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what would abolishing the ground tap mean for your family?
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Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 4:48 p.m.
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RT @thanatosinfurs: yet another sentiment that makes me think about kurt vonnegut telling his wife he's going out to buy envelopes https://…
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Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 5:28 a.m.
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wtf?
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Tuesday December 13th, 2022, 3:57 a.m.
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RT @mollycrabapple: Two things to remember when an AI pusher calls you a Luddite 1-The Luddites were a movement by skilled textile workers…
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Monday December 12th, 2022, 8:37 p.m.
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RT @mfpseth: I’ve tried to impress upon people for ~15 years that the bipartisan policy response to Katrina was as inadequate and racist as…
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burnsideulti
Monday December 12th, 2022, 4:53 p.m.
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does acab also include maintenance guys who can’t figure out why the pd’s roof top unit only seems to pull in a red…
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Monday December 12th, 2022, 4:36 p.m.
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RT @JuliusGoat: Say your name is Joe. You believe your name is Joe because that’s your name. I insist your name is Jean because I believe…
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Monday December 12th, 2022, 3:30 a.m.
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RT @kaicomedy: there should be a way to see exactly which tweet made someone unfollow you so you can do more just like it
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Saturday December 10th, 2022, 3:46 a.m.
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michael rappaport was on the local sportstalk show on the drive home and instead of coming across as a psychopath,…
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burnsideulti
Saturday December 10th, 2022, 2:10 a.m.
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you wouldn’t see tom brady, dirk nowitski, and wayne “great one” gretzky et al do this kind of thing to each other.…
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Saturday December 10th, 2022, 1:40 a.m.
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RT @Melaninelevatin: As someone who has researched and studied AI pretty extensively, I am here with my soapbox to ruin your day by talking…
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burnsideulti
Friday December 9th, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
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i bet somebody said “what a cheeky little set piece” out loud and thats why soccer will never catch on
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Friday December 9th, 2022, 9:06 p.m.
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on one hand the dutch were one of the top four worst imperialists of the past 200 years, but juan perone also really sucked.
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Friday December 9th, 2022, 8:54 p.m.
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RT @KeetPotato: accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his…
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Friday December 9th, 2022, 8:44 p.m.
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from 1991-1993 the most famous brand from ohio was CINCINNATI MICROWAVE because of the near ubiquitous ESCORT RADAR…
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burnsideulti
Friday December 9th, 2022, 8:38 p.m.
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Me, erudite intellectual: herpa derp, this current event is just like a sinmpsons joke from season 4 You, degenera…
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burnsideulti
Friday December 9th, 2022, 8:14 p.m.
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help settle a bet between me and the wife: “parted the moist folds” or “lingering essence of banana laffy taffy”
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Friday December 9th, 2022, 7:39 p.m.
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RT @JohnFugelsang: Today is the 100th birthday of Redd Foxx.
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 8th, 2022, 8:41 p.m.
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RT @ochocinco: 🦅
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Thursday December 8th, 2022, 4:58 p.m.
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i dont know why they cant make a convincing vegan pizza cheese because mozzarella tastes like shit anyway so just d…
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burnsideulti
Thursday December 8th, 2022, 3:03 p.m.
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RT @KITHnocontext: kith vs. cops greatest hits
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burnsideulti
Wednesday December 7th, 2022, 5:46 p.m.
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was not constantly talking about communism at work all the time so i don’t get fired again
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burnsideulti
Wednesday December 7th, 2022, 3:12 p.m.
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RT @kennedytcooper: If the rail workers don't deserve sick days then the rest of us don't deserve christmas
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burnsideulti
Wednesday December 7th, 2022, 3:38 a.m.
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really hope warnock gets the chance to get us the rest of that 2000 dollar check he promised
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 10:45 p.m.
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RT @alicegoldfuss: Dear artists: in the war against AI theft you have fought valiantly...but the time has come to invoke an old foe, one wh…
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Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 7:36 p.m.
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they told him to stop but he said no way im gonna keep beading this dead horse
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Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 7:09 p.m.
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the original saying was because some guy wouldn’t stop making little artistic tributes to secretariat after he pass…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 6:44 p.m.
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i had to think over a couple times if the right word was EXTRACT or ENACT or EXACT pretty sure that technically any of them would work
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 6:42 p.m.
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morrocco laid in wait for 530 years to extract revenge upon spain. #coldblooded
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Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 6:10 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 6:09 p.m.
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(this use to be a thing considered a problem back in the 2000s)
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Tuesday December 6th, 2022, 6:07 p.m.
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i think they’re should be a law that bans any magazine from holding more than ten subscription postcards inside, am…
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burnsideulti
Monday December 5th, 2022, 8:30 p.m.
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@No_Look_Scoober
It was a ColecoVision. I was the rare kid in my age group that didn’t get an Atari, then had the C…
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Monday December 5th, 2022, 8:12 p.m.
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@No_Look_Scoober
not joking.
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Monday December 5th, 2022, 6:11 p.m.
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Monday December 5th, 2022, 6:10 p.m.
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just looked at the calendar and it’s not even next year yet
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Monday December 5th, 2022, 5:59 p.m.
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RT @existentialcoms: If the railways are too crucial to allow workers to strike, then they are too crucial to be owned by private companies…
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Monday December 5th, 2022, 4:25 a.m.
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RT @dellcam: weird how turning the net into basically a handful of apps run by a few white guys in the same zip code transformed humanity’s…
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Sunday December 4th, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
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why do phonecameras make a psshclick sound like Nicéphore Niépce’s taking a landscape because when im in the buildi…
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Sunday December 4th, 2022, 1:52 a.m.
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breakside brewing bought this chode courtside tickets to blazers playoff games.
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Saturday December 3rd, 2022, 10:30 p.m.
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RT @TheMcKenziest: @TomWhee50376032 @nohomelikeplace
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Saturday December 3rd, 2022, 10:30 p.m.
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RT @BootsRiley: .@mtaibbi anything in there about suppression of talk on twitter about the strike wave? How no matter how many 10s of thous…
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Saturday December 3rd, 2022, 3:32 a.m.
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RT @AtlantaJustice: Bigots created a 'report a drag show' website so they can send people to harass drag events and/or pressure politicians…
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Saturday December 3rd, 2022, 2:01 a.m.
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imagine how much theyd be pushing this if it was a lapbottom
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Saturday December 3rd, 2022, 12:22 a.m.
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RT @DanMentos:
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 11:19 p.m.
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RT @ComradeHeather:
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 10:21 p.m.
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ive been unfollowed every account that posts AI images
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 8:20 p.m.
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my nephew got this joke , but he’s taking a history of photography class in college
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 5:03 p.m.
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“its pronounced con-YAY so the diminutive is YAY but the shoes were’nt pronounced YAYzeez, they were pronounced yee…
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 4:59 p.m.
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RT @haymarketbooks: Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 4:49 p.m.
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product idea: yakima roof box that looks like xmas tree
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 4:49 p.m.
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retro product idea: yakima roof box that looks like teenwolf
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Friday December 2nd, 2022, 1:35 a.m.
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RT @Joshua4Congress: We live in a country where it's normalized that you either work while sick, or take unpaid sick leave & have a short p…
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Thursday December 1st, 2022, 6:18 p.m.
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RT @dereckapurnell: Police are killing people more, *even* with all of the diversity, body cameras, consent decrees, prosecutions, convicti…
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Thursday December 1st, 2022, 4:16 p.m.
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my son getting a nice score this am
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Thursday December 1st, 2022, 1:35 a.m.
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fuck spotify
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Wednesday November 30th, 2022, 9:14 p.m.
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RT @fleetwoodmac:
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Wednesday November 30th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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i can say the word “worth” correctly, but i pronounce the longer version “worfthless”
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Wednesday November 30th, 2022, 3:20 p.m.
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RT @LEAVINGRECORDS:
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 11:24 p.m.
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i dont know what sport this guy’s watching, but no way the Neds are gonna score 111 goals on us. The US D is too ti…
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 9:06 p.m.
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RT @TerribleMaps:
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 8:10 p.m.
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RT @helpmeskeletor: Funny how centrists never threaten to go left if fascists aren’t civil.
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 7:26 p.m.
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the #ustmnt would be winning by now
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 7:21 p.m.
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the portland masters ultimate hot stove talk has been popping this week. who wants in? who wants out? we getting a…
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 7:11 p.m.
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RT @PaintNames: The Ting
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 5:27 p.m.
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i dont just believe in numbers; i believe in FACTS
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Tuesday November 29th, 2022, 3:29 a.m.
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RT @AvaKofman: It might seem counterintuitive to run a business whose clients are not long for this world. But hospices solve this obsta…
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Monday November 28th, 2022, 9:01 p.m.
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pokémon scarlet and violet pokémon Sword and shield pokémon Bone and steel Rictus grin Deaf forever to the battle's…
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Monday November 28th, 2022, 7:51 p.m.
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RT @RiderToast: A man and his son are in a car accident. The man is killed instantly. His son is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon says “…
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Monday November 28th, 2022, 5:20 p.m.
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RT @VILenin_Quotes: Freedom does not consist in any dreamt-of independence from natural laws, but in the knowledge of these laws, and in th…
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Monday November 28th, 2022, 5:15 p.m.
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my bedside table
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