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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for
Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
2 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
3 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 6:29 a.m.
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RT @SiebeforORD1: 2/3 of the people incarcerated in this country have not been convicted of any crime Legally, they are innocent people wh…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 11:09 p.m.
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the two greatest advances in robotics were both ironically from people named alan. alan turing’s turing machine an…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 11:03 p.m.
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RT @carterforva: This is why the Dems have been trying so hard to start shit with China.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 8:23 p.m.
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was this a good joke? its a riff on cane and abel, but it might not make sense because i dont really know what it m…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 4:34 p.m.
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this license plate said SCOTISH and i think its cool that some dude loves both sean connery and our supreme court
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 3:00 p.m.
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RT @GBBranstetter: Every trans person you know is going to wake up tomorrow and find leaders who've made the elimination of people like us…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 8th, 2022, 2:37 p.m.
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RT @fro_vo: ugh i’m still writing one hour earlier on all my checks
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burnsideulti
Monday November 7th, 2022, 11:30 p.m.
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while driving into work today i couldn’t figure out what kind of twig was on my wiper. My Crows left me a present.…
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burnsideulti
Monday November 7th, 2022, 3:03 p.m.
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i scheduled an 8 o clock today to discuss how to spread out the costs of a new scissor lift :(
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burnsideulti
Monday November 7th, 2022, 3:05 a.m.
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‘The real division is not between conservatives and revolutionaries but between authoritarians and unlabeled parody…
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burnsideulti
Monday November 7th, 2022, 2:56 a.m.
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RT @dril: i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.
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burnsideulti
Monday November 7th, 2022, 12:02 a.m.
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i draw like this: dm me.
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 6th, 2022, 5:45 p.m.
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RT @ULPDX: Measure 26-228 will give Portland voters more voice & more choice in City Council elections, making our government more accounta…
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 6th, 2022, 5:16 p.m.
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Phrases that nobody on sports blogs ever get right: “I might be bias, but…” “He should of…” “They’re a dominate…
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 5th, 2022, 8:12 p.m.
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RT @KITHnocontext:
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 5th, 2022, 3:33 p.m.
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mY gra ndpa always use to say that ‘close only counts in handjobs and handgrenades ‘ so lol i guess
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 5th, 2022, 2:04 p.m.
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RT @Gritty20202: This could be us, but apparently murdering poor people in other countries is more important than infrastructure.
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 5th, 2022, 4:32 a.m.
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RT @murrman5: [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once go…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 10:12 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 9:56 p.m.
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i should screenshot the tweet i havnet deleted before the whole thing goes down
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 6:25 p.m.
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he was so chill and nice to talk to, he made me not care all that much that he was actively planning my genocide. i…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 6:23 p.m.
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i used to work in a copy shop as a youth and once a week a black hebrew dude would come in and have me run off and…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 6:09 p.m.
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thinking about becoming a guy that literally always uses “figuratively” correctly.
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 1:53 p.m.
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RT @byroncclark: I feel like to many people don't recognise fascism because they think fascism will arrive selling oppression and tyranny,…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 4th, 2022, 2:36 a.m.
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RT @JoshLipnik: Shake It Records 🎵 Northside Cincinnati, OH
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 3rd, 2022, 3:31 p.m.
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coloring any food to look blue should be illegal
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 3rd, 2022, 3:27 p.m.
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i haven t gotten any better or any worse, so ive pretty much just gressed.
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 3rd, 2022, 3:30 a.m.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 2nd, 2022, 10:38 p.m.
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its always funny that company’s are working so hard to mine my data to give me adds when all i end up buying in rea…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 2nd, 2022, 10:05 p.m.
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linked in is hilarious. plz connect me to lohres only
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 2nd, 2022, 3:58 p.m.
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i havnet voted yet, but like always. im always looking to support a candidate that i feel like i could hangout and…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 2nd, 2022, 3:20 p.m.
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RT @TupacShakurLC: Today in 1993, Tupac shot 2 off-duty police officers when he saw them harassing a black man. All charges were later drop…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 2nd, 2022, 4:35 a.m.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 11:10 p.m.
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RT @timheidecker: Here's what we know: 1. Trump is dead (died badly) 2. @elonmusk has suppressed this news (or has he?) 3. Donald Trump…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 8:39 p.m.
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if your going to go and kill your older brother because of his sacrifices, then im going to just have to call out your abelism
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 8:34 p.m.
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RT @robdelaney: My police officer cousin Tony had JUST recovered from Havana syndrome when he touched a frisbee that had fentanyl on it and…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 7:48 p.m.
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RT @hello__caitlin: I've discovered an Etsy store that ONLY sells this painting of three women peeing in urinals, customized with every pro…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 6:07 p.m.
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RT @gayhouse90: "When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers str…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 5:37 p.m.
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get a load of what my asshole neighbor did last night! i blocked out the location details just in case he reads twi…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 4:54 p.m.
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lol at people who try to make you call them doctor when its a doctorate in something like “english”. i would never…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 4:18 p.m.
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rip torn and norman mailer have a gay hammer fight and it almost wins a oscar from left wing hollyweird, but if ….i…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 4:18 p.m.
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and now i just remembered oldboy
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 3:30 p.m.
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i dont understand how people think twitter is headed towards right wing facistisism because my whole time line is a…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 1st, 2022, 12:39 a.m.
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spoken like someone who’s never had to watch ron look off an open backhand huck three or four times just to throw a…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 10:26 p.m.
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ive got a high motor, lunch pail kind of guy, deceptive speed, lots of intangibles, and great fundamentals /2
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 10:26 p.m.
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but i refuse to play the game the right way and dont have a high frisbee iq. do you think ive put a cap on my traje…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 7:37 p.m.
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this is my first halloween since i quit eating palm oil
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 6:48 p.m.
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i came to work today in my “sexy janitor” costume from spirit halloween but everyone just thinks its my normal clo…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 3:59 p.m.
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the year is 2022 AD, cancel culturalling is legal and comedy is illegal, only one man is willing to charge 20 dolla…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 12:25 a.m.
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show me one leftist cop ever.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 31st, 2022, 12:24 a.m.
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not all cops!
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 30th, 2022, 10:28 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 30th, 2022, 9:04 p.m.
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please remember if you are leaving twitter but still want to keep in touch you can find me at masters nationals on…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 30th, 2022, 2:51 a.m.
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RT @ThornsFC: LIFT THAT TROPHY 🏆 #NWSLChampionship x #BAONPDX
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 9:44 p.m.
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what if it was pronounced “champlaigne”
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 8:05 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 4:13 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 3:41 p.m.
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RT @WaitingOnBiden: Actually stop and think about how crazy it is that Adidas managed to drop Kanye for saying antisemitic things, but Demo…
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 3:28 p.m.
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aw hell yeah. love to see it
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 29th, 2022, 12:41 a.m.
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RT @GalvinAlmanza: Just spent 40 minutes filming cops in Redwood City CA. Let me tell you what I saw.
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burnsideulti
Friday October 28th, 2022, 8:12 p.m.
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RT @ProtestaBloc: 50 being middle aged is a lie to keep you working longer. Most ppl don’t live to be 100. The average life span is 73. So…
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burnsideulti
Friday October 28th, 2022, 3:48 p.m.
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RT @DannyTenenbaum: 😭
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 27th, 2022, 11:17 p.m.
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it me but i dont get it
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 27th, 2022, 10:03 p.m.
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kanye should be at under armor hq. that shit is all about right wing extremists
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 27th, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
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RT @STANLEY_WS: GUY THAT MIGHT COME OUT OF MOSH RETIREMENT (#4)
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 27th, 2022, 5:28 p.m.
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if you graduate high school while actively playing on the baseball team, you either have to decline a position in t…
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 27th, 2022, 3:14 p.m.
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my current hot sports take is that male matching americans almost always have/had to actively choose to NOT become a D1 baseball player.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 26th, 2022, 11:34 p.m.
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have you ever spent a lot of effort to go do something and then realize everyone whos in charge is giant dork and y…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 26th, 2022, 9:39 p.m.
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i used to hang out with this weird kid when i was younger. he was 35, but i wasnt even 40 yet
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 26th, 2022, 4:10 p.m.
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RT @SAVoltolin: Democrats are NOT pro-choice. 🧵 (Read the whole thread before commenting please)
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 26th, 2022, 3:56 p.m.
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RT @InternetHippo: As an economist, I know the best system is where precisely 12 people have all the money and let it sit idle in offshore…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 26th, 2022, 3:52 p.m.
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i was trying to dig through the lies and falsehoods about modern jet airliners and eventually found the research i…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 25th, 2022, 7:37 p.m.
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some folks are cyclops lions who drink martinis, yet some folks are nuclear power plant cooling towers who draw wit…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 25th, 2022, 3:20 p.m.
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i either can’t believe i get paid to do this, or that i have to do this to get paid. 20/20 hindsight a real catch 2…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 24th, 2022, 6:26 p.m.
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#icymm i took some time off twitter before i started working again. dandy gonna get some new shoes*! *groceries
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burnsideulti
Friday October 21st, 2022, 5:37 p.m.
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#1 lohre fan
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burnsideulti
Friday October 21st, 2022, 3:59 a.m.
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@clxbttp
i know it smell crazy in there
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 20th, 2022, 3:06 a.m.
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this is a dumb look btw
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 19th, 2022, 9:11 p.m.
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There's a place I go but You're not there and I'm supposed to know How to get to Where you're gonna be but you don'…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 19th, 2022, 12:04 a.m.
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any birders in the crew? i dont reconize these eggs
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 18th, 2022, 4:52 p.m.
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RT @BrentToderian: How often do you hear “speed was not a factor” in a crash? They mean the driver wasn’t exceeding the (probably too high)…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 18th, 2022, 2:02 p.m.
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RT @BillYE2411: Less than 24 hours away @nbaleave
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 5:59 p.m.
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i wanted to order some cotton medical dressing, but got it from the drug store instead because i didnt want to perpetuate the mail gauze
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 4:54 p.m.
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RT @WaitingOnBiden: Biden hasn't just continued the US' legacy of violent disdain for the Haitian people, he's expanded it astronomically.…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 3:42 p.m.
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This is a world worth fighting for, and the ache of the nostalgia we feel for this time is the call home.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 2:07 a.m.
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RT @fasc1nate: All of these are insects.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 2:07 a.m.
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look at that little assailant. so small, such tiny weapons. yet i am large with different weapons that destroy 90%…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 17th, 2022, 12:55 a.m.
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RT @Unpop_Science: WHAT KILLED THE CRABS? The official story is something like “a billion snow crabs disappeared.” If that sounds fishy t…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 11:21 p.m.
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RT @pawelwargan: Canadian warplanes are landing in Haiti ahead of what could be an imminent foreign invasion, following weeks of protests a…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 11:21 p.m.
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RT @Louis_Allday: People who will wilfully ignore or even support this latest US invasion of Haiti while simultaneously condemning Russia a…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 11:20 p.m.
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RT @fembrute: Everyone else is just going to ignore that the US is invading Haiti huh?
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 4:13 p.m.
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i stepped away from twitter for a few minutes. whose the main character right now?
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 3:07 p.m.
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RT @owenslindsay1: 🧵Want to know why rents have been skyrocketing? This jaw dropping @propublica investigation has one answer--collusion. @…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 2:41 a.m.
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RT @BrentToderian: The Dutch invest €595 million annually on urban biking, resulting in €19 BILLION saved in public health care costs alone…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 16th, 2022, 1:25 a.m.
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as steve winwood once sayid, im back on the highlifes again
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 15th, 2022, 9:53 p.m.
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RT @GriffinMalone6: Alex stopped to help save a gunshot victim from bleeding out, he was then given Saint Paul Police Chiefs Award for Valo…
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burnsideulti
Friday October 14th, 2022, 7:25 p.m.
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on one of my highly successful viral tweets, a company tried to get me to help promote the lake silt they wanted to…
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burnsideulti
Friday October 14th, 2022, 5:02 p.m.
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most sensuos art
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burnsideulti
Friday October 14th, 2022, 5:01 p.m.
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if you could hookup with any piece of art what art would you choose.
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burnsideulti
Friday October 14th, 2022, 3:48 p.m.
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wet wet mud
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