@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 21st, 2023, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @unclelukereal1: If you already know the answer why in the fuck, are you asking me ?
@burnsideulti   Monday February 20th, 2023, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
“Wait’ll they put the load right on me.” https://t.co/tFJ6I5QXNF
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 18th, 2023, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
@FrictionGloves Let’s see if you can do better!
@burnsideulti   Friday February 17th, 2023, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://t.co/e8aZ5CSrhi https://t.co…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 17th, 2023, 3:43 a.m. Retweet
lol, I wasn’t the only one thinking about this. https://t.co/UR9IzAYsO7
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: Thread: As Democrats push for huge budget increases for cops, I'm thinking about my client Cindy Rodriguez. She was a 51-…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Versailles Lima Toledo East Palestine Cairo Hebron Just remember the next time you read about an Ohio town in the… https://t.co/R0bG6OPnbB
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @sleepisocialist: it’s so funny to see the right cooking up conspiracies about Norfolk Southern and other recent disasters like it’s som…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
Have you heard about this Bing chatbot? Could it “BE” anymore controversial?
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @FrogandToadbot: Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @ScreenSlate: This man could have been a sex symbol. Instead he chose to devote himself to saving Christmas, Halloween, summer camp, the…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 16th, 2023, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @Muna_Mire: A massive coalition of NYT contributors (180 and counting!) have signed an open letter calling out anti-trans editorial bias…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2023, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @kenklippenstein: Weird how all the money problems never seem to be caused by the people who have most of it
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2023, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @KhanhPhamForOR: People often ask why I care so much about transportation and for me, it's simple. I care about transportation bc I car…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2023, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
Our team is super shorthanded tonight, only have young single dudes and married dudes with kids available for some reason.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2023, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
I’m supposed to give one of the young cutters a ride to winter league tonight, so should I just cue the ipod up to… https://t.co/VFDPPSk3qD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 14th, 2023, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @SchulzMuseum: Today marks 23 years since the final Peanuts Sunday strip ran in newspapers on February 13, 2000, the day after Charles M…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 14th, 2023, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
Gonna start a g*f*ndme to get enough money to quit my job so i can spend enough time making changedotorgs about mak… https://t.co/mR0d7FbZgB
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2023, 10:13 p.m. Retweet
There’s a lady here with a @MKupperman tote bag but I’m not allowed to take a picture to prove it.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2023, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
It’s not illegal to only listen to Kyuss and QOTSA when you’re in jury duty. https://t.co/KsnHuGU41u
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2023, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
Jerry Doody is boring as hell. Missing work. Sitting around. And our cat peed all over my rain pants about 20 minut… https://t.co/oYAHemccTY
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 11th, 2023, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
Want to feel old? No matter your current age, this asshole is going to outlive you. https://t.co/1RHycSwZoD
@burnsideulti   Friday February 10th, 2023, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
No greatgrandgods, no greatgrandmasters.
@burnsideulti   Friday February 10th, 2023, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Couch? Yes, don’t be silly. And pronounce it correctly please. Fifth? Naito? Yes. SE 35th? Avenue or Place. https://t.co/4CAwQGzduK
@burnsideulti   Friday February 10th, 2023, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Don’t want to brag, but I bet I’ve heard of every street in Portland if not outright seen the street sign once in p… https://t.co/lc9vuwurxR
@burnsideulti   Friday February 10th, 2023, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @tomflood1: We build vehicles that weigh 9000 pounds with 1000HP, can go 0-60mph in 3.3 seconds and market them recklessly. We then ask…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 10th, 2023, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @WaitingOnBiden: Environmental activist Jessica Reznicek stalled construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline under Trump & Biden’s DOJ se…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
I vacillate wildly between: -idiot failson. or -saudis just paid him to ruin a free info sharing site.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Three team trade, Ron to S’corn ( @RoyalStagUlti ) One of the part time Surly guys to @Gravemaker_ulti And we ge… https://t.co/g8WRgHAhw1
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
I can’t really wrap my head around the folks who support the turfed magician video game. I based my entire person… https://t.co/jFloNTWTcJ
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Fiction truly is just as strange as Truth these days. https://t.co/OQevT1IrJq
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @MansoorAdayfi: Thread 🧵 1 21 years ago today, I was sent to #Guantanamo gagged, hooded & shackled to the floor of a military plane. I r…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
My "google jury nullification/ass ponys reunion 2024" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions not really answered by my shirt.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2023, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @VodkaSlyme: Always knew it was a copaganda lie that Tortugita fired at an officer. They knew it was friendly fire, executed him and lie…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
It’s become kafkaesque how orwellian modern society has turned out to be.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @RufusTSuperfly: Ahh, there’s nothing quite like a Harrison Ford interview https://t.co/FWIudS1Zzi https://t.co/xFDk1XQlAH
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of movies featuring the deactivation of nuclear weapons and then asked it… https://t.co/I8Xat73uzL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
In case anybody wants to know what it looks like when a grown man no longer has any ligaments in his ankle so the r… https://t.co/fvZAUniDpE
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 6:39 a.m. Retweet
We shart the bed and lost 30-31 to Burnside Ms. Time to look in the mirror and do some real soul searching to figur… https://t.co/Zcate5rXGJ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 8th, 2023, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
Lose one game at winter league and nobody wants to play anymore. 13 guys down to 5 now. Guess what chumps, the othe… https://t.co/is0D26Xjw9
@burnsideulti   Monday February 6th, 2023, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Movies about movies always win oscars, why don’t songs about songs ever win grammys? #monstermash
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 5th, 2023, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
I don’t remember the exact songs, but I remember giving the architect intern I was supervising lists of songs I onl… https://t.co/YtKRkYcw34
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 4th, 2023, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @rustycohl: wild how smoothly we transitioned from, "no one wants to work," to record layoffs
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
I was friends with a guy in undergrad architecture who only realized he was a 5 after he graduated. If you asked hi… https://t.co/u3BXETZaQr
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @JoshLipnik: Jungle Jim’s International Market Fairfield, OH https://t.co/REsw6h6CqM
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @JwJpdx: Laborers Local 483 members at PBOT, BES, and Parks are officially ON STRIKE! 🪧✊🏽 Labor and community are united at the wastewa…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @wrkclasshistory: #OtD 3 Feb 2006 Al Lewis, lifelong socialist and actor who portrayed grandpa Munster in the popular TV show, The Munst…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
For context, what would you think about a 6’4 evangelical who graduated as a high school valedictorian but chose to… https://t.co/kSOjFYwiXL
@burnsideulti   Friday February 3rd, 2023, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
I’m texting with my old friend who works for Lilly, should I finally ask him if his brother is a CIA spook? https://t.co/8WlERBQZIt
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 2nd, 2023, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
Item 1: When I was out of official reportable work, I was an on call maintenance worker for a cop’s rental property… https://t.co/oST136JXYZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 2nd, 2023, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
I don’t have imposter syndrome because I know 100% I’m a damn fraud.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 2nd, 2023, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
I got an add for these fuckers. The algorithm is a mess. https://t.co/5podlpYtDv
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 2nd, 2023, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @mhdksafa: We can't have clean energy because it will destroy the oil industry. We can't have healthcare because it will destroy the hea…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 1st, 2023, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
Nvm I passed. Go ahead and palpitate anywhere near me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 1st, 2023, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @kylekinane: why thank you, cracked!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 31st, 2023, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
fucking failing this online cpr training today https://t.co/rcsXgXpfYt
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 31st, 2023, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
I hate my brain because out of nowhere it dredged up a memory of two arguing hayseeds I used to work construction w… https://t.co/oPpKS2c9ah
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 31st, 2023, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @JeffreyStClair3: Since the fatal beating of Tyre Nichols on January 7th, police have killed at least 51 people across the US.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 31st, 2023, 4:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @MrGeorgeWallace: If you enjoy my nonsense on here, just know I get so much happiness from knowing you enjoy it. So blessed to bring fol…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 29th, 2023, 5:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @AnarkYouTube: We need organizers to move away from cyclic protests and lists of demands and to move towards identifying and targeting k…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 29th, 2023, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @LibyaLiberty: Defund militias. Abolish militias. See how much more you agree with that?
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 29th, 2023, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
you don’t know what you got til it’s gone https://t.co/v4mJ7zU2ci
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 29th, 2023, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
Zoomaster at the zoo today went on and in about how the stork wasn’t on display because the bird flew, and i was li… https://t.co/UIyJy5Laua
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 28th, 2023, 10:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @electricalWSOP: Beautifully lyrical guitarist, underrated vocalist. Television made a new kind of music and inspired new kinds of music…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 28th, 2023, 4:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @socialistdogmom: i think what is most striking about the body cam videos is how much of the footage is not of the overt acts of physica…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 26th, 2023, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @dearjhonletter: stop 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 bandanas 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 dog 👏🏼 unless 👏🏼 they 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 robbing 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 train 👏🏼
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 26th, 2023, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Not even fired per se, just ghosted. Maybe playing 6 on 7 was a bad choice. https://t.co/PrKYw2G4Xv
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 25th, 2023, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
If you were to ask me personally, I wouldn’t think this was necessarily a friable offense. https://t.co/AWDVHbK8sC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 25th, 2023, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
floppy mushroom hair, cut off jorts, tofu jerk burritos, black leather couch with chrome arms. https://t.co/7XqPWPBDc8
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 25th, 2023, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @realrobdurden: The Democrats are gutsy. They killed the $15 wage & the Child Tax Credit, immediately reneged on the $2k checks once ele…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 24th, 2023, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @islandgoth: Thank you @atlanta_press for shining a light on the hypocrisy of our state officials. The only "outside agitators" are the…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 23rd, 2023, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
Morbius Mortal Combat Mortdecai Mortal Engines Movies that begin with MOR always suck.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 22nd, 2023, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
Am I supposed to know thelady who sits on the verizon letters?
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 22nd, 2023, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @hannahcrileyy: people in atlanta did literally everything in their power to stop cop city the "right" way. countless hours spent canvas…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 22nd, 2023, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: He woke sometime in the night with the hut in almost total darkness and the hermit bent over him and all but in his be…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 22nd, 2023, 6:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @MexAnarcho: I used to tell people in the US, “the moment activists can just straight up get murdered and you just let it slide is hard…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 22nd, 2023, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @BrainsNGrenades: Cop City would be a full scale domestic urban warfare training center. It will impact the entire country. It wouldn't…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 21st, 2023, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @BitcoinBasecamp: Let me get this straight. If communism fails, it’s communism’s fault, but if capitalism fails, it’s communism’s fault?
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 21st, 2023, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
John c Reilly-Ted McGinley-John c McGinley My Holy Trinity.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
“haha, weve leveled up. this aint your grampa’s hitler!”
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 10:22 p.m. Retweet
In one of the bat man movies the joker says “why so serious?” Thats the joke.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
more like toxic MANscutility, amiright!?!??!
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