@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
Here’s a weird hypothetical: What if someone audibly said “rizz” anywhere near you?
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @no_goblins: If you don't have anything nice to say, just say 'interesting' or 'looking into it'
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2023, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
has there ever been a #scorigami at yccs?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 19th, 2023, 10:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @shenanigansen: making the moon fucked up is the first step of any good worldbuilding. the moon is normal in your story? just a normal m…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 19th, 2023, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
What if George Santos is fuckin with all of us and is ALSO lying about a right wing fuckhead? He’s gone undercover… https://t.co/WGYttsd8GQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 19th, 2023, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @jasonhickel: This week in 1961, US, British and Belgian forces couped and assassinated Patrice Lumumba, the first democratically electe…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 17th, 2023, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
You know how when you’re at a party having a fun talk with friends about whether or not honey is bee poop or bee pu… https://t.co/4DDxby5Lc3
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 15th, 2023, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
When they finally make that biopic of my life and I’m dead, don’t let them skim over the pills. That’s a part of my Journey.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 14th, 2023, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
The stock market should have a HARD salary cap like in Football and Hockey not a soft penal fee based one like in the NBA or Baseball’s.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 13th, 2023, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
Why do the dumbest people always take pix of themselves in their cars?
@burnsideulti   Friday January 13th, 2023, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
i feel like i consistently find out without even fucking around beforehand
@burnsideulti   Friday January 13th, 2023, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
Ever since the @TrailBlazersPR got rid of the apartheid supporting murder sniper company, suddenly the hometown heroes aren’t chuds anymore.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 12th, 2023, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
I’m sick of the marvel cinematic universe and think it should be boycotted, follow me here at my new twitter @mcuban
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 12th, 2023, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Hey everybody, hate to craigslist this thing into your feeds, but long story short I bought some baby shoes that ar… https://t.co/xFHmqq8YrD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 11th, 2023, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
Someone should make a super cut of each training montage I’ve had to do in my life that ended up with me eventually… https://t.co/eg86vbrjh6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 11th, 2023, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
At least I can like posts again without navigating the magnet carta for two hours.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 10th, 2023, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @Whatapityonyou: I didn’t sign up to be a test subject for Tesla fsd, so why are these cars allowed on the road with everyone else when…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 10th, 2023, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
This map makes me think the first question is “what state did you grow up in?”
@burnsideulti   Monday January 9th, 2023, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
What you got for best of the year picks? Got some extra paycheck money lying around.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 9th, 2023, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Every post on the shithole once they remove the character limits: https://t.co/KLRnUVhxX1
@burnsideulti   Monday January 9th, 2023, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
The shingles commercial during this football game is promoting the old fifa eurobasket key shape.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 8th, 2023, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @LulaOficial: E vamos descobrir quem são os financiadores de quem foi a Brasília hoje, e todos eles pagarão com a força da lei.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 8th, 2023, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
I’m not shadowbanned, I just put out shitty content.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 8th, 2023, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
On the way home today there were about a dozen first responders doing full weight chest compressions on an ODed yo… https://t.co/ETowNrFYuP
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 7th, 2023, 6:31 a.m. Retweet
You’re on your own You’re all alone.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 6th, 2023, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
tired: researching #warhammer40k lore wired: researching ultimate lohre
@burnsideulti   Friday January 6th, 2023, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @davenewworld_2: I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 5th, 2023, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
I liked the acoustic guitar tune sung by mark zuckerburg in that Squid and the Whale movie. https://t.co/uYKC5XjmSU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 4th, 2023, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @BostonJerry: The price of groceries and rent will never go back down. In one year, they made cost of living go up so much that any rai…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 4th, 2023, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
too many weird sublimated jersey designs for masters nats. https://t.co/guEtg1Zk4a
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 4th, 2023, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @TaoTeChinggg: If you want to learn how to govern, avoid being clever or rich.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 3rd, 2023, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
I hate the word “ whilst “
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 3rd, 2023, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
Wtf is a “bloor group”? I’m a little sick of the weird bots. https://t.co/pYe8haDkIs
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 3rd, 2023, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @UR_Ninja: “Mayor Frey, what you just did was the most heartless shit ever." The Quarry encampment in Northeast Minneapolis was evicted…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2023, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Had some bad drafts i needed to cleanse before i got down to business in 2023
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2023, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
there should be a world cup for things other than soccer. like for ultimate or football or pizza
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2023, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Let's peel, who want to talk rap skills? I spit like a semi-automatic to the grill Elbow grease an' elbow room Baby… https://t.co/EvMRoXeGLl
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2023, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
if the first season of itysl was filmed in early 2019, then it stands to reason some asshole kid in college in 2037… https://t.co/rKWdPlxv7U
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2023, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
even though village green preservation society is their best album, i won’t give anyone a hard tome for trying to a… https://t.co/6dsY9yRIw7
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 1st, 2023, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
lol at amari rodgers starting for like 9 weeks
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 1st, 2023, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
last day of the year, time to post the top 2022 memes https://t.co/ZAEk4iIgFr
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 31st, 2022, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
technically, 200 cigarettes is a new years eve movie.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 31st, 2022, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
just because he was the first nazi pope doesn’t mean he won’t be the last. #blessed
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 31st, 2022, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheRealNews: The Western narrative about Chinese “debt trap diplomacy” is designed to distract from the IMF and World Bank’s own practi…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 30th, 2022, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
your “new years eve” is equivalent to saint patty’s day from my culture. https://t.co/ATmt2Yz3YH
@burnsideulti   Friday December 30th, 2022, 4:50 a.m. Retweet
my parents are so terminly off line their lost. dont even know about the andre tate thing lol https://t.co/pF1GUuWRkd
@burnsideulti   Friday December 30th, 2022, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: Retweet if the only “human traffickers” you support are bus drivers!!! 🚌 💪
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 29th, 2022, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
“uncrustables suggests that they are physically unable to have a crust, changing the marketing to incrustables more… https://t.co/UQkg24Zpwp
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 29th, 2022, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @RadishHarmers: You guys fall for it every time. Football players are notorious for faking injury.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 29th, 2022, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @PulpLibrarian: There are basically two schools of modern architecture... https://t.co/B8OMw9PQlb
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 28th, 2022, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ultiworld: We Can't Let This Happen To Us, by @arubes14: https://t.co/wtRCbry8AX [Photo: @UltiPhotos] https://t.co/Ph8UZ8ZirT
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 28th, 2022, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
i’ve blocked so many ads on here all i get anymore are the ones for weird junk where the person pretends they don’t… https://t.co/KuEvJS7u9U
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 28th, 2022, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @unclelukereal1: I’m in a @Uber_Support the lady driver say she saw out of space people in her backyard pray for me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 28th, 2022, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
Well, I’d like to see old Capitalism wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Capitalism wriggles his way out of the jam e… https://t.co/St4Fz9QUfJ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 28th, 2022, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @GretaThunberg: yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 27th, 2022, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
FOMAFAFO fear of missing a fuck around and find out
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 27th, 2022, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @BrentToderian: Portland mandates a parking U-turn: “The city's parking policy has taken many turns, and now small buildings and those w…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 27th, 2022, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @mfpseth: I love it when only Baby Boomers get good things, to me that is the best possible outcome of US politics
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 24th, 2022, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
my ** year old s** wears coogi in the super splat bros game https://t.co/mCuNusGtM0
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2022, 10:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @ConnollyEbooks: All bourgeois movements end in compromise, and the bourgeois revolutionists of today become the conservatives of tomorr…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2022, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
im one of the only trucks on the road, going around verifying my buildings are ok and this aquaman looking motherfu… https://t.co/qsQwM1EHIt
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2022, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @SkinnyTuna: Can you guys just look at this tweet really hard without faving it. Maybe quote tweet or reply. I would like to get the mos…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2022, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @jamiekmccallum: Been seeing lotsa takes on the concept of meaningful work. How did work become something we do for more than money? Wha…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2022, 6:18 a.m. Retweet
thats all sub zero!?!? wow, ponys going to be even better in 2023. https://t.co/qHU38zm9eA
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 22nd, 2022, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
this new twitter button layout fucking sucks.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 21st, 2022, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @mateosfo: It’s the most predictable thing in urban land use but electric car advocacy is very rapidly going to become a powerful oppone…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 20th, 2022, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
Whether you’re a professional athlete in sports, like watching sports streamed live on-line, drive a sports car, or… https://t.co/ZihzXe1CnY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 20th, 2022, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
yeah im a nepo baby, my pops worked construction on that jackson pike waste water treatment plant on the southside… https://t.co/n7WDXlJJon
@burnsideulti   Monday December 19th, 2022, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @ConnollyEbooks: Our cities can never be made really habitable or worthy of an enlightened people while the habitations of its citizens…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 19th, 2022, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
Ron is trying to invoke some sort of “WFH” clause about why he does’nt have to come to tryouts next month.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 19th, 2022, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
im a little late for everyone but hawaii, but chappy chanukah!
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