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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for
Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
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October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
3 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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burnsideulti
Monday November 28th, 2022, 4:09 a.m.
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reminds me a liitle bit of me when im the three in a vert stack
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burnsideulti
Monday November 28th, 2022, 4:07 a.m.
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watson doesn’t look that fast. but …wow that was effortless
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burnsideulti
Monday November 28th, 2022, 3:21 a.m.
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bring back shame. and love tractor
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 27th, 2022, 11:37 p.m.
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as a libertarian socialist i think its a great idea to run right past robert capa and im willing to die on this hill
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 27th, 2022, 4:48 p.m.
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i was looking up #WorldcupQatar2022 scores on here earlier, but can’t find them anymore. these dishonest actors are moving the goal posts.
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Sunday November 27th, 2022, 3:46 a.m.
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 26th, 2022, 9:58 p.m.
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and then your uncle says “ i knew that liberal teacher batard was a nazi the whole time, i never liked jeff bridges…
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 26th, 2022, 9:56 p.m.
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the protagonist answers the phone, but sees the caller id in the mirror and realizes the professor is A NAZI the tr…
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 26th, 2022, 9:54 p.m.
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later the protagonist is In Deep and in a real Tight Spot, but the prof calls him up in the nick o’time to stop him…
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 26th, 2022, 9:53 p.m.
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every family thanksgiving is like a thriller movie where the protagonist has a elderly mentor figure named somethin…
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 26th, 2022, 5:58 a.m.
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my brain is fucked up because i have very vivid memories of remembering how i was listening to new order's "fine ti…
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 24th, 2022, 8:32 p.m.
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once i get off this train im gonna enter gobblin’ mode
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Thursday November 24th, 2022, 4:34 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 23rd, 2022, 6:47 p.m.
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Things that actually killed my friends: epilepsy car accidents cancer a tree diabetes
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 23rd, 2022, 6:44 p.m.
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Things I was deathly afraid of while growing up: quicksand absinthe cobra venom arsenic bermuda triangle
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 23rd, 2022, 6:34 p.m.
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RT @FINALLEVEL: When you see two Players in conversation.. Never disturb em… They’re ALWAYS talkin about Money… 👊🏽 Choppin it up with @Dave…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 23rd, 2022, 6:03 a.m.
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RT @DannyDeraney: Chuck Jones nine rules for how the coyote and roadrunner functioned. So cool.
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Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 11:12 p.m.
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RT @fuckyouiquit: Median home prices are slowly starting to drop as interest rates skyrocket however the median qualifying income required…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 11:08 p.m.
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the BURNSIDE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE also counts gremlins 2, die hard, most pixars, and all scorcese movies except mean…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 10:21 p.m.
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I bleed black canonically exists in the BCU.
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Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 9:57 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 7:16 p.m.
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i will-not be joining hive because of all that hexagon crap no thank you very much
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Tuesday November 22nd, 2022, 5:57 p.m.
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today is numerically 11-22-22. this date won’t happen again for another 1000 years! enjoy the special math today,…
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burnsideulti
Monday November 21st, 2022, 11:25 p.m.
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RT @davidminpdx: Big clemency news: Oregon governor Kate Brown pardons 47,000+ people convicted of marijuana possession and remits $14 mill…
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Monday November 21st, 2022, 7:41 p.m.
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meet the new bossk same as the old bossk
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Monday November 21st, 2022, 7:19 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Monday November 21st, 2022, 6:35 p.m.
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i think we can all agree that its #cymru time baby!
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Monday November 21st, 2022, 5:28 p.m.
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usau should give screw city another shot to host imho
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Monday November 21st, 2022, 3:27 a.m.
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RT @dril: i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website dele…
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Monday November 21st, 2022, 1:16 a.m.
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RT @KITHnocontext:
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 20th, 2022, 5:53 p.m.
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beau kittredge is 40+ years old but has not yet played gm ultimate. burnside is currently monitoring the situation.
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Sunday November 20th, 2022, 6:10 a.m.
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I am the only person in the world who is listening to the MAIDS OF SQUARE demo album today.
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Sunday November 20th, 2022, 12:41 a.m.
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RT @leyawn:
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Sunday November 20th, 2022, 12:28 a.m.
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don’t do the voice
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Saturday November 19th, 2022, 5:05 p.m.
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RT @KITHnocontext:
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 10:56 p.m.
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millenials are killing the twitter industry
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 10:39 p.m.
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my new job has a boot stipend.
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Friday November 18th, 2022, 9:54 p.m.
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since i have a horrible memory, i dont accidentally deadname people and call them by the name they were originally…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 8:02 p.m.
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RT @limitlessjest: i killed my friend kyle in 2004. Hit him with a rock by accident very hard on his brain 10 times. Put his body in a res…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 7:50 p.m.
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RT @DebsEbooks: It is simply a question as to how long you can, or rather how long you will, stand it.
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Friday November 18th, 2022, 5:29 p.m.
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RT @kylekinane: if we don’t have the olympics do most of the sports just go away?
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Friday November 18th, 2022, 4:57 p.m.
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RT @LingTolls: In any serious analysis of homelessness there is only one variable that consistently reigns supreme. Housing costs. Not gdp.…
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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RT @JuMosq: If Twitter vanishes, please remember that referees are the enemy of the people
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Friday November 18th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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twitters over. request a cat in peace
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Friday November 18th, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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RT @ElvishCartoons:
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burnsideulti
Friday November 18th, 2022, 2:28 a.m.
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if this is all some brewsters millions bullshit im gonna be pissed
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:52 p.m.
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just clearing out some drafts in case we only have minutes left together
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:51 p.m.
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a christmas story is a diehard movie
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:51 p.m.
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just like a local friend who owns a pickup, the spine should be considered the backbone of your community/body. its…
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:51 p.m.
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still perfect
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:51 p.m.
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wild to think that they’re are players on rhino who only know making semis. they have literally no knowledge of wh…
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:50 p.m.
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why exactly do they keep trotting out beto?
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:50 p.m.
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i think ive said my wifes name out loud fewer than a dozen times since we got married
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:50 p.m.
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if you make a love letter to movies they give you a oscar but if you make a love letter to jody foster they put you in prison?
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 11:50 p.m.
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who are the up and coming great grandmasters players for 2023? anybody gonna turn some heads?
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 9:08 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 17th, 2022, 5:29 p.m.
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things are bonkers
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 9:45 p.m.
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RT @KITHnocontext:
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 5:57 p.m.
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even though zuckuss and 4lom only combine for 2.78 seconds of total screen time, george lucas was able to pad out t…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 5:30 p.m.
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RT @prodbytimmy513: rip buddy gray, 26 years ago today. over the rhine legend fr, nobody fought harder to save the neighborhood from what e…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 5:05 p.m.
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we could solve a lot of societal problems if anyone who amassed 1billion in assets was automatically logans runned.
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Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 4:25 p.m.
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RT @RailroadUnderg1: I was forced to plead guilty to crimes I didn't commit. So do 90% of people incarcerated. It's called Trial Tax. And i…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 16th, 2022, 4:49 a.m.
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RT @amaditalks: The state of Washington murdered this man. Abolish prisons.
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Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 11:36 p.m.
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if you need to get in touch later im “DREAmREAPER_*6**9*” on the pornhub message board’s
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 9:57 p.m.
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RT @TizzyEnt: He gave his legs for this country and police did this to him on his own property, @jollygoodginger has more on how you can he…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 4:35 p.m.
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SO MUCH FOR FREEZE PEACH I GUESS
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Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 4:17 p.m.
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i thought i could celebrate a big win since i found some awesome mushrooms today, but my boss just slapped em out o…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 6:04 a.m.
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RT @kylekinane: hi im @ericalper which is the best song to totally rip your little dick off to?
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Tuesday November 15th, 2022, 2:18 a.m.
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i just realized i kinda like The Grotto and i need to stop thinking about it before i start figuring out how problematic it probably is.
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Monday November 14th, 2022, 10:34 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Monday November 14th, 2022, 7:04 p.m.
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im kinda hoping the sol end up SOL on this one if you know what i mean
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Monday November 14th, 2022, 5:55 p.m.
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My "goaltimate world championships portland 2016" reversible pinnie has people asking a lot of questions already an…
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burnsideulti
Monday November 14th, 2022, 2:42 p.m.
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…gotta NOT catch your ds?
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Monday November 14th, 2022, 1:09 a.m.
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went to the ZOO today and one thing you can definitely learn thru graphs and pictograms is how many continents there are. #autodidact
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 13th, 2022, 6:01 p.m.
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i gotta get my shit together snd save me from himself
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burnsideulti
Sunday November 13th, 2022, 4:14 a.m.
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there were two burnside players on the field during that mixed showcase game. #dynasty
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Sunday November 13th, 2022, 2:34 a.m.
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RT @dustinbpalmer: I still can't get over this, one of the most important "natural experiments" to come from COVID:
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Sunday November 13th, 2022, 12:25 a.m.
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i havnet even heard of like three of these guys
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Sunday November 13th, 2022, 12:23 a.m.
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the fact that i was not chosen for the audl all star game roster just goes to show how much of a dystopian meritocracy we live in today.
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burnsideulti
Saturday November 12th, 2022, 12:03 a.m.
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my buddy texted me to pick him up late last night from the nearby college campus but i left him on reed
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burnsideulti
Friday November 11th, 2022, 8:49 p.m.
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There’s nobody named Eric older than 70 or younger 30. absolute poverty franchise of a given name.
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Friday November 11th, 2022, 7:51 p.m.
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one of my best friends from high school is a senior financial analyst at eli lilly and i’m dying laughing thinking…
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Friday November 11th, 2022, 5:42 p.m.
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always used to try and see this through the trees when crossing the river
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Friday November 11th, 2022, 3:46 p.m.
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RT @AdaMcVean: 47 years ago today the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior. In this thread I'm going to discuss a few things: - The a…
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Friday November 11th, 2022, 3:18 p.m.
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i survived the death of friendster, i can handle this too
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Friday November 11th, 2022, 3:58 a.m.
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RT @InternetHippo: I love this website, I earnestly believe it has enormous value, and I wouldn't pay 10 cents for it
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 10th, 2022, 11:48 p.m.
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if this place goes down, dont worry i’ll stay late and lock up. you can go home.
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Thursday November 10th, 2022, 9:20 p.m.
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wtf we pay the 8 bucks? its a much better deal to get paid for the hassle of getting a checked mark i change my mind
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 10th, 2022, 9:19 p.m.
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i dont know what people are bit*hing about. id gladly get verified for 8 bucks a month.
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burnsideulti
Thursday November 10th, 2022, 2:18 a.m.
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RT @dril: absolutely block on sight
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 11:24 p.m.
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🎶 cant find a fetterman 🎶
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 11:17 p.m.
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FYI eddie vedder would have accidentally not voted for him due to ballot oversight
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 10:16 p.m.
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marques brownlee being very famous for stuff i dont care about is funny to me.
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 6:19 p.m.
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there’s a dude named carlos pacheco in portland whos one of the best commercial carpet installers youll ever find.…
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 5:18 p.m.
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pa elected the first us senator to have the judgement night soundtrack on cassette
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 5:11 p.m.
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dont forget to vote
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 5:00 p.m.
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even tho he was rockin the old school slacks he had a couple carbon fibre twigs because the blade would always fall out of one of them
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burnsideulti
Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 4:57 p.m.
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back in beer league when an opponent showed up with a dude wearing these you knew you were screwed.
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 4:32 p.m.
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RT @AuschwitzMuseum: The tragedy of #Auschwitz shows only the painful end of a long process. It's essential to remember that it did not sta…
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Wednesday November 9th, 2022, 4:09 p.m.
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RT @LettersOfNote: On this day in 1970, Charles Schulz replied to a 10-year-old kid who had asked “What makes a good citizen?"
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