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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 1st, 2016, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
Pretty sweet, an entire building that vapes. https://t.co/Oz7WWNhQMB
@burnsideulti   Friday September 30th, 2016, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
Folks, looks like there's a quadrant for masters, but none for mixed or mens. ought to tell you something right th… https://t.co/FGu0b3Zm0N
@burnsideulti   Friday September 30th, 2016, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
need to recruit these two just for disc flips on windy days.... https://t.co/DPA6GNFlE8
@burnsideulti   Friday September 30th, 2016, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
Actually $199,7875 since most of Machine will now be driving home to sleep tonight and only the rookies will play t… https://t.co/4DVMAkddkQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 29th, 2016, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
looks like @SeattleMIXtape's title hopes are still... (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) UNDER CONSTRUCTION #NationalsIL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 28th, 2016, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
[Knuckle Tat Idea] (B)(I)(G)(H) (U)(C)(K)(S)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 28th, 2016, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
please get registered, we need more observers bc Ron gets away with a ton of crap every game. https://t.co/hyebCrwInQ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 27th, 2016, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @GroverNorquist: Trump failed to speak to the Vaping community tonight. Missed opportunity. next debate?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 27th, 2016, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
Don't have a TV, Have the moderators sussed out #trump or #HillaryClinton's position on making #rockford the new permanent natties site?
@burnsideulti   Monday September 26th, 2016, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
i'm on the hiring committee, so dm me a 5 step plan to abolish the ground tap and i'll get you an interview. https://t.co/LwEINbtuGa
@burnsideulti   Monday September 26th, 2016, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
Folks, when everyone keeps making fun of Rockford, they neglect to mention that Wayne's World was set in Aurora, not many people know that.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 26th, 2016, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @Amusitr0n: Every pic of Macho Man Randy Savage looks like he's being forced to hold a dead seagull but he's terrified of birds https://…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 26th, 2016, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: me:[throws frisbee and my dog jumps up and grabs it] what the FUCK that was brand new you jumping son of a
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 24th, 2016, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
#kg21 is bullying rookie point guards in heaven now. RIP
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 24th, 2016, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
We like to call our D-line the #magnificent6 because coach keeps playing Ron there.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 23rd, 2016, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @Cpin42: I just ate three bottles of Flintstone’s vitamins and threw my car like a frisbee
@burnsideulti   Friday September 23rd, 2016, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM BEAUTIFUL ROCKDALE ILLINOIS. https://t.co/2MU4L5U0ID
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 22nd, 2016, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: a goddamn hippie: [just tossing a stupid Frisbee around with his bullshit friends] hey man, duh doy doy, hey me: oh fuck…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 21st, 2016, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
MATCH DIESEL ANAKIN and WAGENWHEEL just miss the cut.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 21st, 2016, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
describe yourself in #3fictionalcharacters: KARL DOEGE BILLY BERROU REGGIE FANELLI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 21st, 2016, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Uh, if you want to be taken seriously, it should be DUAL DOUBLE GAME POINT. https://t.co/otPKk7pRWv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2016, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
tfw you need to stay hydrated under pressure. https://t.co/0TZqTH4G8U
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2016, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
These are my new indoor turfs. Superior grip and handling. Super comfy for the bedroom too. https://t.co/ZXL54iiz7Y
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2016, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
Any interest in having the board member position just be a twitter handle that gets passed around like @being_ulti? https://t.co/PO3NZ9xoVa
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2016, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
do they make this with 3/4" soft ground cleats? that would be so fresh. https://t.co/D7j0ITvi5z
@burnsideulti   Monday September 19th, 2016, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
my coworker is lame, this isn't a "pro flying disc" at all. it's not made by innova. https://t.co/O9CxebwcUo
@burnsideulti   Friday September 16th, 2016, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: cincinnati is famous for its college football and pickled bread. in 1947, a local boy set a record by drinking two bottles of…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2016, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @jakeandamir: "Bury...me... in Yeezy Cleats." (Dies.)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2016, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
I'm a bad player, well below average, how can I expect pressure to affect me? https://t.co/jqDJ2wGcP9
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2016, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @dasharez0ne: SO GET IN DA MF Z0NE,,, WHILE YOU STILL CAN https://t.co/vko1ZWLB6a
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2016, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
What's the saddest 6 word story? "For sale: masters cleats. Never worn." https://t.co/Vz5viOK6sj
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
that's why they play the games on the field, and not on paper! https://t.co/2g3Ww4ouI3
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
I'm very important. You can tell by my twitter notifications. #VerifiedRequest https://t.co/lHe0gxdcOP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
today's the 20th anniversary of #TupacShakur still not being dead. #GuessWhosBack
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
MY HOT TAKE ON RHINO V DARKSTAR ¯\(ツ)/¯
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @mitchpizza: Do you have trouble getting in touch with Mike Mitchell? We do. That's why we created https://t.co/y6iOaMU7j6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2016, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
This goat had a better weekend than the other GOAT. https://t.co/fIikFrNIyw
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2016, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
Why "taking 6 months off from ultimate" might be harder than I thought Day after Regionals. Planning next season. https://t.co/lOiY0TOZF1
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2016, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
Thanks "guys" for letting me pickup. Game to go, not too shabby! Sorry I dropped the pull on DGP. Whoops! Butterfingers! @@ ;p
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2016, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
Ok. Made it to the regionals fields. Brought a red, black, white and blue. Who needs a pickup. I'm primarily a d-line handler. Fm me.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2016, 12:49 p.m. Retweet
Lots of teams going to get introduced to goaltimate season today! Today's my Christmas.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 10th, 2016, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
Ron told me (incorrectly) that we had a first round bye. Anybody willing to drive me to Burlington? Will chip in for gas.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2016, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
Just imagine how the plots of old movies would totally change if they would have had @appleearpods back then.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2016, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Guessing I'll still be in bed back in Portland while everyone's playing, but you can be sure my cat will know what I think.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2016, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
I'm still undecided if I'm going to stand or take knee when they play the anthem at usau NW mixed regionals tomorrow.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2016, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
I forgot how much I hate fanduel commercials. #NFLKickoff
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2016, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @JhonRules: [commercial for frisbees] too many friends?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 7th, 2016, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @ladybroseph: If you need more evidence that you're slowly dying just take a look at the skin on your heel.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2016, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti The FDA's in the pocket of @BedBathBeyond !
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2016, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
The FDA banned antibac additives in soap, but didn't ban exfoliating microbeads in my nana's "melon morning" hand soap? Lame
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2016, 4:30 a.m. Retweet
I think it's awesome you named your whole high school after Equanimious Tristan Imhotep J St Brown. https://t.co/HmkX2vCklf
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2016, 10:18 p.m. Retweet
All these problems could be avoided if usau adjusted the algorithm to account for inter-region games. https://t.co/olKfmOmbAl
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2016, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
I might not be *politically correct* but the four branches of the government are the legislative, observative, executive and judicial.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2016, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
Portofield rules: Line is out. No matter what. https://t.co/p1ORLyxXwS
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2016, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC i've been watching this for 3 minutes and you think the guy would learn a lesson after the 400th time he falls on his face
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2016, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
The best part of ultimate is the after game spirit circle. https://t.co/HMqgvrQOXF
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2016, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @ragusauce When did you guys cut the funny Twitter guy?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 30th, 2016, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
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@burnsideulti   Saturday August 27th, 2016, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @UrplePingo: When are the Olympics start
@burnsideulti   Friday August 26th, 2016, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
my uncle always told me, "guys don't throw passes to guys that wear glasses" https://t.co/fpUnWvZ7LA
@burnsideulti   Friday August 26th, 2016, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
u might have thought my tunnell tweet was cribbing my karlinsky/age joke, but it was really a leila is more famous than dylan joke. #levels
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 25th, 2016, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Just looked at the local rosters, and it turns out everybody is playing mixed. So boo to you guys, hope you lose.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 25th, 2016, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to all the former and current Burnside players competing at club sectionals this weekend!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 23rd, 2016, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
How can I pull off all these hot taeks? I use this computer. https://t.co/wUa77c6SSi
@burnsideulti   Monday August 22nd, 2016, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Any teams that are locks for Natties need to fill out their roster b4 Wed? I'm available. Add me SPARLING-BECKLEY USAU #84563 Dues are paid.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2016, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to all the hometown Vancouver teams playing at #TCTPFF this weekend.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2016, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
If you extrapolate the 100 degree temp tomorrow into how it feels for a portlander, that's like 130. Don't think I'll make it out to tctpff
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2016, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @washingtonpost: Justice Department says it's ending the use of private prisons https://t.co/e3BzVyJySS
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2016, 2:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @FDATobacco: Do you manufacture cigars? Don't forget to report your user fee information by August 20. Learn how: https://t.co/l4VlHBYHui
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2016, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
when four of your games over the weekend were on artificial turf. https://t.co/2DcfFgoIqI
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2016, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
still need to get this poll accurately filled out so i can send it in to nate silvers.... https://t.co/JYKnaD9xVS
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2016, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
MINDTRAP 3: A man drives to work eating a breakfast burrito, but does not get any salsa on his hands, or his car. How does this happen?
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2016, 2:27 a.m. Retweet
Right before the pull when Ron starts calling a sequence on O, but then doesn't say his name as one of the string. https://t.co/xWVvvO6W6z
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 14th, 2016, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Hyped out entrance music is what's finally going to get us over the hump and into the #Olympics https://t.co/C0zUxyUeZK
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 13th, 2016, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @Fred_Delicious: [olympic sports final] Me - [does a sports] Commentator - "HOLY COW WHAT A SPORTS THAT WAS. A PERFECT SPORTS!!" Crowd -…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2016, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
#HopeSolo shouldn't have said what she said, a true professional doesn't blame anyone else when things go wrong. Unless it's Ron's fault.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2016, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
Somehow adblock still can't block my aunt peggy and her nonstop attempts at slut shaming me. https://t.co/gaXOo33iKn
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2016, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
I almost had to play a mixed tourney this weekend, but I got out of it by pretending to be dead. https://t.co/JYKnaD9xVS
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2016, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
*crosses fingers for 25th year of eligibility * Damn it. https://t.co/kHXJXgrny8
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 11th, 2016, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
Sad that the losers and haters won't leave Furious George alone for not even qualifying for #cuc2016 Hearing it's not their fault. Too Bad!
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