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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday November 14th, 2016, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: Pancakes? Oh you mean breakfast frisbees? Sure I love them.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 11th, 2016, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
Good luck in your boxing match versus Ivan Drago. https://t.co/5U0YFQF7AW
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 10th, 2016, 6:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @neiltyson: Sometimes you need a Cosmic Perspective... https://t.co/XQO6I1tLjr
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 10th, 2016, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
I'm going to call travel on every single throw against the next person I play that wears warrior cleats.… https://t.co/cYNMf5nwhi
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 9th, 2016, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
CLINTON/KAINE or CLINTON/WARNER were basically the only ways she could lose.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 9th, 2016, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
Hindsight is 20/20 but tell me which one of these wouldn't have won last night: CLINTON/BOOKER CLINTON/VILSACK CLINTON/WARREN CLINTON/PEREZ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 9th, 2016, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
His divisiveness means he's not really going to represent the *United* states, so maybe we should change it from POTUS to POS for 4 years.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 9th, 2016, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
That picture of the little cartoon dog in a hat sitting in fire saying that things are fine? Don't think he's gonna cheer me up right now.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 8th, 2016, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
you versus the election she told you not to worry about https://t.co/KgoH73V4TN
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 8th, 2016, 4:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @joeyalison: I think Nate Silver is officially burned out on this whole election thing. https://t.co/hXxBqtjdun
@burnsideulti   Monday November 7th, 2016, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
It's 2:43, but I keep writing 3:43 on all my checks! lol #daylitesavingproblemz
@burnsideulti   Monday November 7th, 2016, 2:26 a.m. Retweet
Why is the nice dressed like an @NFL coach? https://t.co/EhsTnM0TH3
@burnsideulti   Monday November 7th, 2016, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @Saahil_Desai: 4,000 people are waiting in line to vote in Cincinnati right now. This is how long the line is. https://t.co/bilpnGsrzl
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 6th, 2016, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
I cast my Heisman ballot for Ty Detmer! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! https://t.co/e3wYWgWeIB
@burnsideulti   Friday November 4th, 2016, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
I know somebody who once got friend zoned by Kama. https://t.co/lypKxPvZt2
@burnsideulti   Friday November 4th, 2016, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
mold? you should use a 10% bleach solution for that. don't want to send out dirty frisbees! https://t.co/Y18i8naArE
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 3rd, 2016, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: Is office morale low? Easy, trust fall. Are you out of copy paper? Boom, trust fall next question. boss died? trus
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 3rd, 2016, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
Last time the @cubs won the #WorldSeries, like ten years later Franz Ferdinand invaded Poland to start ww1, so be careful what you wish for.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 3rd, 2016, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
This was going to be the tweet that catapulted me to fame, but the @Indians blew it. https://t.co/EyQUOlvVMt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 2nd, 2016, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
my Halloween costume was "unsexy goaltimate kit" https://t.co/IyDBJ5g7R3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 2nd, 2016, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
Everyone keeps harping on how bad 2016 has been, but I just learned that don rickles and bob newhart are actually s… https://t.co/p9HJAkeQ23
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 1st, 2016, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
this is the best instructional video of the flexagon/mexican i have ever seen. felix27 is a genius. https://t.co/GuNz3P0xc1
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 1st, 2016, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Sorry, but those shorts look super uncomfortable. Bring back the tritons!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 1st, 2016, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
Left this on the porch for the trick&treaters, and the third group of kids stole the freaking spoon. I'm not made o… https://t.co/PvudJjZUUu
@burnsideulti   Monday October 31st, 2016, 10:45 p.m. Retweet
Our biggest loss now that @bamasecs became part of the establishment, is we've silenced that independent voice with nothing to lose.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 31st, 2016, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
hope errybody had a nice flight back from sarasota. https://t.co/maoIS3sAUy
@burnsideulti   Monday October 31st, 2016, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @KDTrey5: I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody…
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 27th, 2016, 9:27 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC who's your target audience? sell any for normal headed people? https://t.co/vx1x2Ft7kN
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 27th, 2016, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
I hope @Yahoo spends 300 billion to revive #vine and makes it 7 seconds long.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 25th, 2016, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheRealJRSmith: sleep is for died people
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 25th, 2016, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
I want to diversify my portfolio by throwing some of my money in the toilet. #irespondtoadvertisements https://t.co/XeHPBOHtQD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 25th, 2016, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @KDTrey5: Jimmer Fredette is the best scorer in the world!!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 25th, 2016, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
How much we get paid. $€£¥$€£¥$€£¥!!! https://t.co/rfZkG4Qxie
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 25th, 2016, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @realpolicechief: The Buick Lesabre is illegal
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 23rd, 2016, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
Hackers just need to take down the internet forever next time. https://t.co/bYC556Xym6
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 23rd, 2016, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
Probably still in shock over @MeanMachineDFA's finish at Rockford. https://t.co/73DrJA1xsO
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 22nd, 2016, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
Baldwin imitates Trump, Trump imitates Donaghey. Full Circle. https://t.co/Xnt6to7zFQ
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 22nd, 2016, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Nate Silver's methods are flawed! Here's the real scoop. https://t.co/hOWG3w6JJu
@burnsideulti   Friday October 21st, 2016, 10:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @tombrodude: Your mom knew your dad was cheating on her because she found my vape juice on his collar one night
@burnsideulti   Friday October 21st, 2016, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @davehill77: We have over 40 bats in our attic. We paid a company $800 to get rid of them. The guy is up there now swatting them out wit…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 21st, 2016, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
This design is timeless. Could possibly still be super hilarious while it's in the mail to whoever buys it. https://t.co/RvHXEFILdI
@burnsideulti   Friday October 21st, 2016, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @pbump: Google Street View assiduously protects this young man's privacy. https://t.co/kb21TaRF5q
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 19th, 2016, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
RT @shutupmikeginn: The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good https://t.co/NC2DWjGR4g
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 16th, 2016, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @KirkCousins8: Today the @Creed Greatest Hits album was played during the team lift. Today was a good day.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 14th, 2016, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
ev 👏 er👏 y 👏 one👏 should throw👏 more👏 scu👋bers
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 13th, 2016, 2:52 a.m. Retweet
Here's what the electrical map would look like if you only drew it for two hotel rooms. https://t.co/lqbVd78gXO
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 13th, 2016, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Huck goes in the end zone , you go in the end zone. Shark's in the end zone. Our shark.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 13th, 2016, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley I love Robert Shaw enough that he almost convinced me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 12th, 2016, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
"Jolly Rancher" is English for "Merry Livestock Farmer" https://t.co/ZYZByrwv53
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 12th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
I hate to get political around here, but some of these politicians are real pieces of work if you ask me.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 11th, 2016, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
I never liked him until this year, but now I'm a fan. https://t.co/zrx8LSKSVX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 11th, 2016, 4:26 a.m. Retweet
There are no locker rooms in goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 10th, 2016, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
Or, trying to grab the attention of fury's coach. (Just found this old tweet draft, sorry it's not timely anymore) https://t.co/VC4kwBU7W8
@burnsideulti   Monday October 10th, 2016, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
what was christopher columbus' biggest crime against humanity, the genocide against native americans, or directing adam sandler in "pixels"
@burnsideulti   Monday October 10th, 2016, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
Nobody really wins or loses a debate, but #kenbone was the winner. #debate2106 https://t.co/tgRthZbNyf
@burnsideulti   Monday October 10th, 2016, 12:47 a.m. Retweet
RT @FrankieThe4th: @janedotjpg frisbee that shit to the stage
@burnsideulti   Monday October 10th, 2016, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: Welcome to sports sign up! table 1 is baseball, football & hoops. for the goths, here is a kickball & some cigarettes jus…
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 8th, 2016, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
The bright side of @realDonaldTrump being a constant dumbass is that his gaffs are saving us from all the horrible pumpkin pie spice jokes.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 8th, 2016, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @hippieswordfish: hey dudes, let's not sit there like a clueless idiot like Billy Bush and let other guys get away with saying shitty th…
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 8th, 2016, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
Happy birthday @CwoodsonF You're the greatest DB of all time! Will you play on my masters ultimate team? Dm me for info.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 7th, 2016, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
@SeattleRiot @USAUltimate I formally rescind my application, just hire Charlie.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 7th, 2016, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @MelKassel: [at the lake] ME: first you get a flat stone. watch, it's all in the wrist *whips stone at niece* wow you're not good at roc…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 7th, 2016, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
can we get him to complain about the usau website? https://t.co/1tbsO3PtFD
@burnsideulti   Friday October 7th, 2016, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
(°□°)╯`•.¸¸.•´´¯`•• .¸¸.•´¯`•.• ┬─┬ ノ( ^_^)╯ THIS. IS. GOALTIMATE.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 7th, 2016, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
Gratuitous. Could have caught it if she kept sprinting. https://t.co/myHgmbPv0D
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 6th, 2016, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
Is it the kind he uses? His is always runny and streaked down his face like he's been crying. ,'{ https://t.co/gcBR7JToG7
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 6th, 2016, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: The Cincinnati accent is the most fucked up bc it's vanilla until they pronounce certain words like "home" like Canadians
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 5th, 2016, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate Is Kurt gonna play? I don't wanna throw my hat in the ring to lead a bunch of scrubs.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 5th, 2016, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
This is a for real ATM in Portland. It's only used by really really really drunk people after 3 AM. People who hav… https://t.co/l1bOVXCPWt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 5th, 2016, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
folks, wally, mitch and sam are getting old and won't be with us forever. https://t.co/t6oT8XgN6A
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 4th, 2016, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
I was surprised that reason number 4 had nothing to do with powering up on mushrooms. https://t.co/WR73h3fzxN
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 4th, 2016, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
Thanks to all the folks who followed me after #nationalsil. I now finally have more living followers than vape shop bot accounts.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 3rd, 2016, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
pickle juice, yes. never really ate a pickle itself per se. https://t.co/PlttmRTqAR
@burnsideulti   Monday October 3rd, 2016, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
If you gave Bill Belichik 3 months to learn the rules, could he lead @detroitmechanix to the playoffs?
@burnsideulti   Monday October 3rd, 2016, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
@detroitmechanix And would Andy Lovseth finally no longer be the worst dressed coach in ultimate?
@burnsideulti   Monday October 3rd, 2016, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
Beer choice was easy tonight. @KeeganMKey @JordanPeele https://t.co/gDd8w0Baw6
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 2nd, 2016, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
Folks, how about Seattle? Always a groomsman, never a Kami Groom. #genderequityjoke
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 2nd, 2016, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
@SeattleSockeye @gwenambler Too bad you couldn't go see it in person instead.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 2nd, 2016, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
Now ultimate knows what Archie Manning felt like when Eli played Payton in the #SuperBowl https://t.co/Qsb14ODMFT
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 1st, 2016, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @lordbeef: sports have done a lot for society, but i think metaphors are their best contribution. they really knocked it out of the park…
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