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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 26th, 2017, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @OnePerfectShot: "A man can only be judged by his actions, and not by his good intentions or his beliefs." Paul Newman was born on this…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 23rd, 2017, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @usopenultimate @InsideRakete @CU_Ultimate CUS-A would have a hard time winning the tourney, don't thi… https://t.co/zChUTIxWlM
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 21st, 2017, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
The two happiest days in a man's life is when he buys his 1st goaltimate kit & when he leaves it at the field for Steve to keep track of.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 21st, 2017, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
We are not affiliated with Geoff, but we support him anyway. https://t.co/BGuH11mfov
@burnsideulti   Friday January 20th, 2017, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @keithellison: Who's ready to get to work?
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 19th, 2017, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
@mn_windchill @SHEADYguy @Leioutultimate alternate title: TFW you've been in line for the leiout party for 2 hours & they close it instead.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 18th, 2017, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @DannyPage: RT if you went to public school and didn't end up in a dead end https://t.co/hzih2Y8FVr
@burnsideulti   Monday January 16th, 2017, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
only 17% of american owned kia souls do not have a @lyft sticker on the back window.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 16th, 2017, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
opening day of the mlu will also be APRIL FIRST. lol https://t.co/PuErEbuBuI
@burnsideulti   Monday January 16th, 2017, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Whoops sorry. Thought I was logged into my R.E.M. Twitter, not my goaltimate one.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 16th, 2017, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
The bridge part in the rem "shiny happy" video was improvised, that dude was just thirsty and needed a glass of water. Stipe hooked him up.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 14th, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @LILBTHEBASEDGOD: trump towers eating breakfast. I'm the only young guy. all 60+ seniors speaking russian. I'm realxed as well as gol…
@burnsideulti   Friday January 13th, 2017, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
los angeles has two nfl franchises and not even a single usau club team in any division. priorities?
@burnsideulti   Friday January 13th, 2017, 4:14 a.m. Retweet
He also needs to come clean on his REAL position on goaltimate. https://t.co/18VImyt2BK
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 12th, 2017, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @africabytotobot: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 12th, 2017, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
"Oyster crackers" are spelled that way bc the @US_FDA makes them change it since they don't contain real oisters.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 11th, 2017, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @Lil_Eazy_Ana_42: #PSA Please DO NOT drink any pepsi soda, a worker from that company has put blood contaminated with AIDs inside the bo…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 10th, 2017, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
@detroitmechanix huge if true. wow, what bad luck, crazy to think both those franchises no longer field teams.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 10th, 2017, 5:36 a.m. Retweet
you gotta feel bad for the alabama coaches once in a lifetime shot to win a national championship, and those college kids ruin it for them
@burnsideulti   Monday January 9th, 2017, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
"ultra short throw"? hey casio, call me when you actually learn how to huck. https://t.co/DzxLcfJ8lm
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 7th, 2017, 3:08 a.m. Retweet
It might be too soon for a Best of 2017 list, but I'll try. Best movie: 2 early to tell Best album: 2 early to tell Best president: Obama
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 5th, 2017, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
what's the big deal with #youngpope? he's still Grandmasters eligible pending a review by byron and will
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 5th, 2017, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
usau should announce they plan to hold all sectionals in mexico, then they will be offered a huge tax break & nobody will have to pay dues.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2017, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Sorry, didn't credit this correctly. I didn't draw or write this joke, it's from the New Yorker.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 2nd, 2017, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
"How many other people here are flying to SECTIONALS because their RC is a scam artist?" https://t.co/rOMCRLMRK0
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 1st, 2017, 4:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @JC_Esq: @TylerIAm More like Turban Meyer, cuz only people in the midwest are afraid of this team
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 29th, 2016, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
Tfw ur playing goalty, but realize u should have chosen scrimshaw as your hobby so u could listen to more sea shant… https://t.co/8uZllBltAH
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 27th, 2016, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
My favorite position in bed is 6 1 It's where my wife curls up & steals the covers but still makes me sleep all the way over on the edge
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 27th, 2016, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
look at this guy disrespecting the game. i'd never let him on my ultimate team. kids are the absolute worst. i'm s… https://t.co/pqEOFei1lD
@burnsideulti   Monday December 26th, 2016, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
this is a backpack* book. *unavailable in japan. https://t.co/jZAJQU52rX
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 24th, 2016, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
I've been searching for old Matt Damon dvds at the Salvation Army, but not having much luck. Maybe I should try Goodwill hunting?
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2016, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
Bittersweet now. Took this pic last week of a @PortlandStags parent's car that I was stuck behind during snow storm. https://t.co/hXyNMkvEXB
@burnsideulti   Friday December 23rd, 2016, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @PearlsFromMyrna: Butter is in the newspapers again.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 21st, 2016, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
sorry man. you were fun to watch while it lasted! https://t.co/ow6EbaHBIq
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 21st, 2016, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
pretty excited about my new venture next year. MASTERS LEVEL ULTIMATE. more to come.... https://t.co/tinMao6JaC
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 20th, 2016, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
I've got a lot of dumb stuff in my draft folder. https://t.co/cHTCEFnep2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 20th, 2016, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
This was left in my draft folder for months. https://t.co/WKwWhZR7jf
@burnsideulti   Monday December 19th, 2016, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
We were saying goodbye to Masa. Who either got deported, or got a new job. I forget which bc I drank a lot of whisk… https://t.co/9NAqOn3yGl
@burnsideulti   Monday December 19th, 2016, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
At pickup yesterday, my colored @DiscraftULT only made it to four catches before thumbs went through the top. It wa… https://t.co/WMWr7nt51C
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Sorry Ron, those are Uggs, not "He-Man style boots for men." Quit fronting.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 15th, 2016, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
20 years from now we'll be like Germany, and US video game developers won't be allowed to use Trump/Pence iconography in their games.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 15th, 2016, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
Virgin-Alaska merger? Folks, don't think they'll be calling Bristol Palin to be spokesperson am I right?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 14th, 2016, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
my work has a secret santana program every holiday season, and i think gary is going to win this year. https://t.co/4vhybJXP7s
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 14th, 2016, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
Me at the beginning of 2016 and at the end of 2016. https://t.co/hJ74g2Y4pz
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 13th, 2016, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
this is pretty much exactly how i react when i try to footblock a break throw. https://t.co/HBClLJ9nKr
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 13th, 2016, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
I've been using a glove for ultimate for near 30 years. It's pretty much why I own. https://t.co/Sf7lt1Wdqa
@burnsideulti   Friday December 9th, 2016, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
@SchwaUltimate she might not have said it, but she thought it.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 9th, 2016, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: When Mona is givin you shit https://t.co/nJkXSmCxyg
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 8th, 2016, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
So dangerous to drive bike in snow, luckily I'm able to tweet this while driving a much safer vehicle to alert othe… https://t.co/V9qBimWS2n
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 8th, 2016, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
does usau have contingency plans for college natties 2k17 since Ohio is always precariously close to doing even dumber stuff than NC does?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 6th, 2016, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
I think I made this, might have stolen it. I forget:( https://t.co/Q5yfetStVk
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 4th, 2016, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Anyone film our master's pickup game today that happened at halfway between the Irvington SAY soccer game and Reed college quidditch match?
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 4th, 2016, 3:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @KingRainhead: some sports make players wear hats with big fences on the front to keep them from seeing each others' pretty faces & kiss…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 2nd, 2016, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Can't believe there's only 8 days left until the war on xmas.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 2nd, 2016, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
sorry about the commercialization of my tweets.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 1st, 2016, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
@SeattleRiot @MerriamWebster Mail!!!! Hah, that makes more sense. I thought it was "Male Carrier".
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 1st, 2016, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @PearlsFromMyrna: In the BINGO arena, my heart rate never exceeds 65 beats per minute. My focus is laser-sharp. This is how a true athle…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 1st, 2016, 4:59 a.m. Retweet
i'd like to rent this out for winter goalty. https://t.co/dDXkh4fmLW
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 30th, 2016, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation https://t.co/IC3t7deTzH
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 30th, 2016, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
Tfw u show up to goalty pickup and u forgot a white, but Ron's already on the dark team. :( https://t.co/BV4aX9gVun
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 29th, 2016, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
In goalty the team with the loudest fifth man has the advantage. Be loud, get active. Make your next pickup game feel like a home game.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 29th, 2016, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
sorry i was gone for a while, spent the last week catching up on the gilmer girls and westernworld on the T.V. what did i miss?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 29th, 2016, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC ercjan haler was the last decent player to play ulty at uk
@burnsideulti   Monday November 28th, 2016, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
LOVE LOVE LOVE those jerseys that aren't whites or darks. Keep 'em guessing! https://t.co/ek9WK2NgMq
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 27th, 2016, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
The Orange One screamed at @nbc for using this pic of him. He hates it. Don't spread it around the internet anymore. https://t.co/yOdXcujJyz
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 24th, 2016, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
Today I'm thankful for Ron's goaltimate kit. It's one of the good ones with a tent pole arch.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 22nd, 2016, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
usau should get rid of age based competition levels and instead change it to vertical jump groups to make it more fair.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 21st, 2016, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @MikeDrucker: I really think Trump will go down in history books as haha no just kidding there will be no books in the future come on yo…
@burnsideulti   Monday November 21st, 2016, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Just kidding, the important thing was really the fraud case that we've already forgotten about.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 21st, 2016, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
THE HOMOPHOBE GOT TICKETS TO THE PLAY? HOW'D HE GET TICKETS!? https://t.co/WibAS7Blnt
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 20th, 2016, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @iLikeCatShirts: Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim.
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 19th, 2016, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Me(with disc): looks like a handler is open for a dump. Also me: hammer huck to the open side. https://t.co/GSizHFADJr
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 17th, 2016, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
Happy Bday Gordon. Your jams continue to pump us all up, no matter if we're from Canada, OR the US. https://t.co/Tzk2hjMREA
@burnsideulti   Monday November 14th, 2016, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
@MadisonRadicals could you guys kidnap #mcmoron while you're at it so the Pack might have a chance in the second half?
@burnsideulti   Monday November 14th, 2016, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
I'm just glad Lemmy isn't alive now, he'd prolly be forced to sell his nazi paraphernalia to pay medical coverage after losing Obamacare.
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