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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2017, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
be careful what you wish for, because you might get it... https://t.co/ZfHiIdzrt7
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2017, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
not a famous Steve, just every Steve. the universal Steve. the Steve within us all. https://t.co/oMPTt9fO9N
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2017, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
if you don't get the joke, just imagine he said "disc" and it will make sense. https://t.co/1iHmfAuu1I
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2017, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
It should be illegal to own this stuff if u weren't on the team. Just like when the principal confiscated my member… https://t.co/9rOQ7gYXaI
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
I did a text search in the online 11th edition for "can I ride a Segway while on defense " and didn't find anything. Any thoughts @mgdmitch
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2017, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @50cent: I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 18th, 2017, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @Munkeycop: @elzorro90163962 @MKupperman Here you go. Couldn't fit the title in so had to improvise. https://t.co/6qr5stAmZL
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2017, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
@traffic_ulti @Sports_HQ We always make our worst player the captain. Then everyone feels better about themselves.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2017, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
i'd like to see trump try and de-fund wheels on meals. https://t.co/vDr6pXqmvS
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2017, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
Okay, this is bullshit, and now these bastards have gone too far. I'm voting democrat from now on. https://t.co/FYfkpoHUVk
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2017, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
holy shit, that's a giant pan! how you gonna finish all those lobsters? https://t.co/0LtfHHlPDc
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 15th, 2017, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
If these means more of you LA assholes are going to come to Pdx, imma throw hands. https://t.co/GYUh2EcqPL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 15th, 2017, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
R u guys named after that Pearl Jam cover band? https://t.co/4wmmcZO0Db
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2017, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley Usmnt soccer is a kinda pickup team, usually only 40% were born in America. #wevemadeitbigleague
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2017, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
i'd sell my house immediately if number one ever happened to me. https://t.co/fg7C4rqdB4
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2017, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
NASA evidently has never been to the Oregon coast in June. https://t.co/uJ1LNEr0XL
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2017, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
Whose the best husband/wife in ultimate?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 10th, 2017, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
there's some room in the upper left for a new face bubble..... https://t.co/D2sys5eGRF
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 9th, 2017, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @AndyRichter: It's like a porno cast list https://t.co/M3hRRa8AWj
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 8th, 2017, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
I imagine I'd rather eat the burlap sack, than eat your fries. https://t.co/cJ0JOOS54c
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2017, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
This at least partially explains the pres day results. https://t.co/VTsdR5QQPn
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2017, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
i was gonna buy whatever the hell this is, but i need to spend that money on healthcare now. https://t.co/F49LphH7Wr
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2017, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
[at tournament; discussing defensive strategy] YOU, naive: "they don't have throwers, let's play zone" ME, extremely woke: "Let's play FM"
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2017, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @jonsandwichshop: obamacare vs gop obamacare https://t.co/yCoQtrw7dq
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2017, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
all my latest follows are from scam psychicbots. not a single follow back from a top d3 player. so sad :( https://t.co/b6tO0191MF
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2017, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
just because D3 players pay 10x more for their education, doesn't mean they are only 10% as good a player! (sometim… https://t.co/aZherAZ4E1
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2017, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
I think Parinellas been looking for this. Left it at the fields during his second trip to natties. https://t.co/xr39LnLX10
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2017, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
If LeBron was on the 90s @chicagobulls, they woulda won 8 in a row bc he wouldn't have been forced to take that 2 y… https://t.co/ta7NCr73i9
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 5th, 2017, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
I posted this too late at night. Gotta save my good stuff for mondays at 8. https://t.co/i7BndmhvTF
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 4th, 2017, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
I tried to do this in junior high football but it ended up getting joey aaron sacked on three straight plays. https://t.co/ga0cqSXIGt
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 4th, 2017, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
Going 3/4 on O isn't really gender equitable if it's only to run an ISO deep shot for your best male cutter. https://t.co/ztARUr9iRr
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 4th, 2017, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley bigger question: why red isn't running triangle. they have the horses for it, but they dump to the big man out of a side iso?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2017, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @SebGorka He looks like a discarded john c reilly character.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 2nd, 2017, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
don't want to doxx myself, but can somebody with an account tell me if it covers my riches2rags story in the first… https://t.co/4zIR6k54jV
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 2nd, 2017, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
i don't care if he touched disc first, that dude is fouling the shit outta that tree. xvi h 4 eleventh edition. https://t.co/pb6oPyJJcS
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2017, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti weisbrod would never say that. #discdontlie
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2017, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
i think one of the people i follow got hacked. https://t.co/l12VTHbhOq
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2017, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
all this time i've been playing like an epicurean no wonder i stink :( https://t.co/maSJn9KV1B
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2017, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
How many other people also made a #JointSession joke about Sessions being scared of joints? (This one's mine, please clap)
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 28th, 2017, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @NRDC: #Portland's toxic air situation was exposed by an unexpected ally: tree moss. https://t.co/ypNechBwBl
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 28th, 2017, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
I wish the @detroitmechanix hadn't folded, I would totally buy one of those jerseys! https://t.co/raP06pHvpN
@burnsideulti   Monday February 27th, 2017, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
'member back when the president used to piss you off once a week instead of once an hour? https://t.co/9VdtKSoSgg
@burnsideulti   Monday February 27th, 2017, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
wow @ultiment is getting it from all sides these days. did you see this new @fightfor15 twitter that's mad about their small endzones?
@burnsideulti   Monday February 27th, 2017, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
Are you guys checking out this #Oscars thing? It's for real! I thought it was just a sportscaster thing they said for guys who trick refs.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 26th, 2017, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @BRENTHOR: The objwct of sports is, of course, the ball
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 25th, 2017, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @nick_pants: a very good sports movie was released 40 years ago today https://t.co/NGGNEegHTg
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 25th, 2017, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @BrandyLJensen: trying is the ultimate self-own
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2017, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
Sucks to be us bc Bernie is president on two of these three alternate earths. https://t.co/dbSSgNcvCY
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2017, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
One of these times that I vent about Ron is going to get me hoisted by my own petard.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 21st, 2017, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Sounds like me trying to fit into my interview jacket from college. https://t.co/xEA07JXfZS
@burnsideulti   Monday February 20th, 2017, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
folks, i haven't seen an ultimate coach back pedal like this since.... well since brian casey back pedaled against… https://t.co/oHzkGDJz5d
@burnsideulti   Monday February 20th, 2017, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @danjan13: Congrats again to 10 time award winner for "Most Likely Beer to be Found On or Under a Bridge or Overpass" to Natty Ice!
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: This is Woodward and Bernstein. Nixon called them the enemy. They proved that no president is above the law. #NotTheEnem…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 17th, 2017, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
Haha, I accidentally read this like you named your product "HOBO Data Loggers". English is weird. https://t.co/tA7LDEOkfS
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2017, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
and trump is the only one one who refused to sell it, trying some lame shit like his dew lap absorbed the blow. https://t.co/labgpQaBqL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2017, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
I called pick once when guarding jimmy holtzman, but he told me my call was bullshit so i guess i wasn't within ten… https://t.co/wMtfMzU81b
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 15th, 2017, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
you're not up for treason yet, don't get too excited. https://t.co/3DMCDuchaP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 14th, 2017, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
john conner all looking at them like they're both terminators. https://t.co/YJeUhil6Ap
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
this is a bogus way to do it, bc people are much more likely to "like" a post than retweet, because of timeline pol… https://t.co/D20elIwCnC
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2017, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @renfitness @WorldFlyingDisc those are alternative facts, what about how there are *NO* mixed reps on the club working group?
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2017, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
can't put my finger on it, but it almost looks like this ghost pic was copied over from some other sport, and the d… https://t.co/2axRL5nduA
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2017, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @KidsWriteJokes: what did the man do with time wasted it
@burnsideulti   Monday February 13th, 2017, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
I need five more people by 6:30 to play goalty. You guys in? https://t.co/yjcLANyQkv
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 12th, 2017, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @Tommytoughstuff: BEST VAPE FLAVORS: Burrito New Car Bacon Grease Regret McNugget Worn Fedora
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 12th, 2017, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
The NBA finally caught up to ulti team building strategy! @machineultimate @PFUltimate @BrettMatzuka https://t.co/Ohv7EUfFBY
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 9th, 2017, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
@TampaBayUpRoar @WoollyUltimate @PremierSCLWR @Ulti_world We always knew it was going to WIND up there again. lol Hit send.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 5th, 2017, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
Quick primer for my followers that don't follow the #NFL The #SuperBowl2017 is the football version of a NE mixed regionals gtg.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 31st, 2017, 9:57 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Ron still drives a Sol for some reason & puts on the spreadsheet that he can take TWO people, wtf? ant people? babies?
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @Doug3P0: Steve Bannon looks like who Slimer was before he became a ghost https://t.co/IWkYKQ6IH7
@burnsideulti   Friday January 27th, 2017, 5:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @HamiltonElector: One Congressman who gets it. @RepCummings: "Any voter fraud investigation must focus on GOP voter suppression tactics…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 26th, 2017, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
A goaltimate field contributes 37% less of the chlorofluorocarbons into the atmosphere than an ultimate field.
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