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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2017, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
Alright, what masters hotbed didn't put together a masters team this year and wants to send five out of region guys our way? #notryouts
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2017, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
My #Callahan vote is going to whoever has the guts to finally use OMC's "How Bizarre" for the soundtrack.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 2nd, 2017, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @str_voyage: The deathly waves surge.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 1st, 2017, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
When's truck month this year? I have 300 dollars of fireworks burning a hole in the pocket of my storage shed. https://t.co/jkXxj2eoja
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 30th, 2017, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
Just think how much scarier skeletons would be if they weren't white, but all black instead.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 30th, 2017, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
can't believe the #nba now has a Grand Masters division too. https://t.co/QfaXJEEmv3
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 1:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @EmojiAquarium: 🐠 🐠 🐠 🐠🐠 🐠 🐠 🌱 🌿 🌱
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
Don't go to Jimmy Johns bc the owner is evil, and he might serve elephant meat. Haven't done full research to verif… https://t.co/WDG4actvOU
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 27th, 2017, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @online_shawn: Whenever I score a goal I point at the sky, not to thank God but to raise awareness of space debris
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 27th, 2017, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @MartysaurusRex: Dear Self, you're really fucking awesome. Sincerely Self.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 26th, 2017, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
austin rivers is the ivanka trump of the #nbaplayoffs
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 26th, 2017, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC A lot of people don't realize that the black knight probably died because medicine in that age was fairly rudimentary.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 25th, 2017, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
gotta be weird for ron howard, bc no matter what he does as an adult, people only want to know 1 thing. "what's it… https://t.co/GqXQ1iOQWZ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 25th, 2017, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
Nobody wants to see that. These guys need observers. https://t.co/4JLIKv0GxP
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2017, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
Since Frisbees are so awesome, imagine how good FrisAaas are going to be once they get past beta testing.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 24th, 2017, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
electing trump and the kwon tryout thing, both tied for first. https://t.co/EiUK42gjd5
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
The trajectory of the wings suggest they were thrown out of the bleachers in disgust. Is this what you really want… https://t.co/rHEMxTUbX5
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 10:16 p.m. Retweet
always loved it when the DQ would have a poster of the jr hi volleyball team wearing construction gear. showed grit… https://t.co/zhF6WFjLe4
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 12:54 a.m. Retweet
Can she do me vaping with sunglasses on but the cape cloud is a nike swoosh? https://t.co/sBfkDnpe24
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 18th, 2017, 5:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @africabytotobot: I stopped an old man along the way
@burnsideulti   Monday April 17th, 2017, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
@SeattleSockeye @bamasecs 40x70 6on6 The future of ultimate.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 17th, 2017, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @DVSblast: Lerick taking the team to the 4th on a half? with 11 minutes left? in a mid season tie game? this guy makes Cusamano look lik…
@burnsideulti   Monday April 17th, 2017, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
The Fictional Archetype of Ron is an idiot, but real life Ron is a really nice guy. Fictional Ron is not based on real life Ron.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
Gonna take a training break today and play a little half court 4on4 tonight. #archnemesis
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @simonsinek: Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 14th, 2017, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
We've finally gotten rid of the sexist term "stewardess", so can we also try to quit calling a female coach a "Coachella"?
@burnsideulti   Friday April 14th, 2017, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @EricBandRakim: Where's Brooklyn at?
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 13th, 2017, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
This is why I'm @amex only, all you Poors can continue to dine at fast food restaurants that don't provide proper l… https://t.co/0ozOhr9ull
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 13th, 2017, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
Raytheon cyber can figure out the BYU situation, why can't frisbee? https://t.co/FOn3s2cgGz
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 13th, 2017, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
I told off the captains (and accidentally the whole team) what I really thought about how much playing time Ron got… https://t.co/2O24DwteM3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2017, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
only an engineer would consider vibram five fingers dress shoes. https://t.co/qsqgowrKbO
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2017, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @GinAndJif: If history's taught us anything, it's that stuff has happened in the past.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2017, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Pepsi: "Oh man we just made the worst marketing mistake." United: "Hold my beer." Grizzly Adams: "No, hold MY bear"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2017, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
Two questions: Are these pogs? Are your pogs edible? Follow up question, what do you use for a slammer? https://t.co/fkjA05uD8t
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 12th, 2017, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @discnw @UltiPhotos That guy can't be masters eligible, he has beautiful gams that won't quit.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 11th, 2017, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @reakhtivated: Has to be the best story I've ever read on Reddit Today you.... tomorrow me https://t.co/SwCN1zyDST
@burnsideulti   Monday April 10th, 2017, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
hear me out, chicken flavored chapstick hit send
@burnsideulti   Monday April 10th, 2017, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
I recently became a first time grandfather, so which sandal looks best with dress socks? https://t.co/YaLYtzb7e4
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 9th, 2017, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
#themasters? Lol, bet this Sergio guy couldn't even make the cut for surly cynic.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 9th, 2017, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
zac efron will finally get that oscar he's been looking for when the "based on real events" chicken nugget kid movie comes out.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 9th, 2017, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
Ron tried to come up with his own nickname today. (Which is illegal) "My real first name is Gary!" He keeps yelling. Ha ha, shut up Ron.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 8th, 2017, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @Bip_Roberts: Just installed an Otis® elevator in my summer mansion..gosh! It runs so much smoother than the one from ThyssenKrupp. Qual…
@burnsideulti   Friday April 7th, 2017, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
What the shit? Who saves a .05 serving for later? https://t.co/B2o6tJcfLL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 5th, 2017, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
Why fish is right, and tweeting is bad. My thoughts on the inherent folly of screaming into the echo chamber void o… https://t.co/DbJ8WOQOlm
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2017, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
i don't know what this says, but it looks like montreal threatened to beat the shit out of san diego. wow. https://t.co/U6kzLTOKY5
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2017, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
that's a lame phone, does it even play snake lol https://t.co/TebZF047xG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2017, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
It's important to not live in an echo chamber, so please recommend some 7on7 biased twitter accounts I should follow. Need 2 know the enemy.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2017, 1:54 a.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: Phonographs were invented in 1899 when someone placed a frisbee on top of a screaming turtle.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
I'm scouting the @SchwaUltimate combine. Preliminary impression is they are better than us. We might be able to sco… https://t.co/elFvQA3Srm
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
My favorite way to remember which one is "PENN" is he wears polish on one of his "TENN" fingers. and "TELLer" isn't a fat tub of lard.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
HE SHOT THAT FROM THE COLLEGE THREE POINT LINE! #ncaafinalfour
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 1st, 2017, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
Saw some dinoslam v afterburn 6on6 earlier today. Disc the way @JoelSilverTalk intended!
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2017, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
i think he's talking about the grandmasters division. https://t.co/38WLAYdDBl
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2017, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
PRO TIP: if too many people show up to your goalty game, just play a lil 6on6 ulti instead!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2017, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
i've got nothing to hide if they want to buy my isp info https://t.co/pwOhcitsjP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2017, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
they're not short women, they're just not playing 6on6. #equity https://t.co/JdL4pR02bV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2017, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
they're not short women, they're just not playing 6on6. #equity https://t.co/JdL4pR02bV
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2017, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
they're not short women, they're just not playing 6on6. #equity https://t.co/JdL4pR02bV
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2017, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC *uncw seamen furiously googling to find this guy's contact info*
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2017, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
i'd love to take a look under that hood, if you know what i mean. probably got some totally rad specs, if you catch… https://t.co/CIiXmaOcfC
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2017, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
Played a lil 6on6 today. The Beautiful Game. And no, it's because there were no subs. Okay it's because the subs showed up late .
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2017, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
My #margaritaoftheyear would be when I take two gulps out of a 20 oz lime @Gatorade and then fill the rest with… https://t.co/0pEZmBPkBS
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2017, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @HelenHunt: Now we're talking!!! @Starbucks https://t.co/jHMjCNNRQO
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2017, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
Is it so you can help drive up rents in city centers to the point that only the wealthy can afford to live there? https://t.co/qCX948wJCA
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
Sorry James, in response to your inquiry, basketball should stay 5 players on a side, but ultimate should switch to… https://t.co/8nWCkwNNhv
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
"Huck and Hope, Punt and Play D, let Ron handle against a zone. Get tired of Winning" - The Art of the Deal
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley i switched to yoga capris only and have never felt so liberated.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
in the original rules of ultimate, the "7th" person on the field was not allowed to play D. let's go back to 6 on 6 and keep the game pure.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
check out our go fundme to force ultimate to switch to 6 on 6 for equity! #fight4twelve https://t.co/hvJWjiJ0fN
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @ms_TUFFANY: Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽 https://t.co/sWyKiNYmLH
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2017, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @moby_dickhead: This is the funniest thing I've ever seen https://t.co/F8LjgflohM
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 23rd, 2017, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
looks like somebody is going to get french fries for dinner if he behaves on the way home. https://t.co/ppGlZDvtRj
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 23rd, 2017, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
an Ultimate soldier would have respect for his opponent as well as himself and not resort to violence. https://t.co/SL8NQ32llV
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 23rd, 2017, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
the verizons/sprint dude is the brent matzuka of telepjhones. https://t.co/bjz5G3XVE9
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2017, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
hear me out @audl. i figured out how to fix your league. https://t.co/wLKNPRYfGn
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