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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
If the morning after a flour hour with some frisbee buddies you wake up & don't have ID, call the sight of the flour hour.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
As you may know, I am very big fan of acronyms. Today's; ABM A-(A)lways B-(B)e M-thro(W)ing upside down throws. The W is an upside down M
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
Start doing 50/50 (pushups/crunches) every night as you go to sleep. In two weeks you will see a difference in how messy your bed is.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
Make sure to eat 'both ways.' Alternate fork use with your right hand vs your left hand for pancakes. I guarantee your drops will go down
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 5:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @MarkAgee: I like to think these bears were supposed to meet for lunch but one got the wrong park http://t.co/OV7GCloNBv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @patrickredford: "win or go home" is not that intimidating. i love to go home
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
My mom died from a trampoline related accident. This is painful to have in my feed. :( https://t.co/kuLYkGDds8
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @liv_thatsme: This is just a guess, but it could be because that's a rotary phone. https://t.co/SgHgXASNW3
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
I'm still a little angry that usau hasn't taken my request for more tournaments to be slack line friendly very seriously.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Most of us only revere butterfly collectors, but don't forget folks who study our other winged insect friends Happy Mother's Day to them too
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
I decided to delete this account, so I'll be the last in this series. Nobody can "follow" this act. I flew to closed to the sun like Icarus
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
Is this is vodka made entirely from the blood of mr belvedere? https://t.co/OW45d4zinV
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @WritePlay: what did you do to us you fuckin horse https://t.co/DAbb3I988Y
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Today's my last day as @beingbamasecs. I'll miss you all so much.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: I threw the javelin in college. I threw it right in the goddamn trash, because sports suck!
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: property brothers is not believable. who are these people that can afford to buy houses
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 13th, 2017, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: Probably should stop asking if I can charge my vape rig instead of their phone
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 13th, 2017, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
I don't eat @Arbys, but every time my meemaw goes, I have her bring me back 15 packs of horsey sauce.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @upsidedowntrash: ME: [doing something to deserve this] I've done nothing to deserve this.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
That's the Galaga alien with the tractor beam. https://t.co/Nadm4facGo
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @MsTexas1967: I like to believe that these two otters witnessed a newsworthy incident and are now being interviewed on local tv https://…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where nazis DIDN'T win the 2016 election.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where that guy Greg from the Greg Gatsby didn't get shot in the pool, but was able to get to that eye doctor.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where Caroline in the City was more popular than Seinfeld, so none of us would have ever heard of Steve bannon
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
They should interview my club coach for this. He's aggressively mediocre, I'd be up for a female coach instead. https://t.co/Rg0F8hPM0I
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @mitchhedbot: Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @womensart1: Romaine Brooks (1874-1970), US painter who worked around the early 20thc Parisian lesbian scene, specialising in portraitur…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
Womble's obviously the best and all that, but how come we've collectively given that ponytail a free pass?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @darth: ok it is time again for that pup who is so happy to get a haircut i mean we should all be so happy for such simple pleasures i a…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
Why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8, but the @detroitmechanix can't field a decent frisbee team?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @catesish: i must go, my planet needs me https://t.co/uYS4riDOMU
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @dave_cactus: 🎶 Whoa oh here she comes Watch out ants she'll chew you up Whoa oh here she comes She's an anteater 🎶 https://t.co/NtNX…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheDreamGhoul: the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're j…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 2:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @online_shawn: On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @KeetPotato: [bumps into my nemesis from school] him: is that keith who hated me for no reason? me: well if it isnt dave who bought the…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
@IlliniUlti @choifish12 @BoomlandUlti @ChuckTownNow @samth @Wendy BEING IMPRESSED ABOUT DRINKING SPEEDS IS PATHETIC… https://t.co/4xPYOdlqhN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
can't believe they'res already a twitter account making fun of carlton not making d3 natties. https://t.co/e02aDUmtiV
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
if u look at this pic real quick, it kinda seems like his dark pants ripped off and he's trying to hold them up to… https://t.co/yLsLyqCv5O
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
what the heck is that a pig or a elephant! https://t.co/gr5ZJtSw1O
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Always been confused why #Demopolis doesn't have a stronger mixed scene.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
I think the biggest travesty in Alabama history is when we let ponce de leon steal the panhandle from us in 1538.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @legendofchelda: Please be gentle with me I used to be a baby
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
@magnUMultimate @YouTube The 1st clip of him playing shows him Normalizing an all white baseball hat.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @ralf_boncocan: @Visit_CostaRica @_ngpenn32_ they got turtles 🐢
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
here's the boys! and people act like there's no good club ulti in alabama! https://t.co/kTVIKc8PVu
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
This is a gateway book. If you read this accidentally it might make you a scientoligist. https://t.co/oOOPBHvrsR
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
What's your schools best time at the @wendy challenge? I heard some kid at @IlliniUlti did it in 13 m, but he dumped his chili in his frosty
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
This is like when an u23 player shows up to our pickup. https://t.co/8pEv2omw61
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @JasmineLWatkins: Set your own expectations https://t.co/0qGbFXhF34
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
What's your favorite team that sounds like what someone would say when they hear a harsh diss? Mine's "Au-burn!"
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
I might play for Birmingham, but my real passion is for coaching Vince Lombardi High's B team. Really think we're going to make some noise.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
My gramma likes the image dragons, does Twitter advertise to old folks now? https://t.co/Hspn7f0Fo0
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
I don't have a major yet, but I'm 100% sure my job after graduation will involve me wearing an REI fleece vest w an embroidered company logo
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
hjow cool would this be? ultimate frisbee cage! @UFC for short! https://t.co/fsgNjPAsHL
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @RossDellenger: Ed Orgeron opens his speech at the Lafayette Tiger Tour by speaking French. #LSU https://t.co/qAjHppkauY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
i've asked my brother the same question! https://t.co/ZK5Dak6yiS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
I'm going to be in Shreveport Wednesday, any pickup going on?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
At spring league last night some old dude kept yelling "FM FM FM" Who even listens to radio anymore you crusty old 80s throwback?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
I've seen freshmen do this at high tide bc they've never seen ethnic food b4. https://t.co/h3JEi4Ro6D
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
Trader Joes takes too much credit for shit they didn't make. Slap their name on every damn thing, and make it racist if it's ethnic food.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
This is too important for just twitter. Please screen cap all this and post to your facebooks.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
You know it. One pedialite for every three beers. Never get hungover. https://t.co/Uln5otfPmy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
Sorry had to go pee. Back to the content!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @malt_skull: In my youth we had a couch that was a twig. A TV that was just a viewport to the egg chamber. Dad bit us with his mandibles…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
I still apologize for our 2nd year jerseys, when the printer ran out out of red ink & our anti fascist logo ended up with a big swastika.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
I'm excited to have this account and am going to post a bunch of my favorite stuff. AMA me anything y'all, I'm here to serve!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Tulane Blacktop Why isn't that a team name?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @living_marble: Welcome to the woods. We've also got fun & games, we just don't brag about it all the time like some ecosystems that sha…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Ultimate won't truly be mainstream until there's a kids movie that features a fart joke, an evil rich parent, and someone in drag.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Hey y'all, this is Ricky from Birmingham, & I'll be taking over beingbamasecs this week. Follow me back at @brumdisc if u like the content.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
Plz don't race and try to land at the same runway. No one wants to die because your pilots made a bet. https://t.co/Csqx8FSB0K
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 9th, 2017, 4:27 a.m. Retweet
Barry Pepper should still be in good movies. Did he do too much coke or too much Scientology for Hollywood?
@burnsideulti   Monday May 8th, 2017, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate don't sell your staff short! anybody that gets any training whatsoever as a youth can go to a better school than a d3 option.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 7th, 2017, 9:30 p.m. Retweet
Even though they don't have any good ultimate teams, i would now consider moving to Canada and/or France.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 7th, 2017, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
Who would use a toilet brush for 90 years!?!? I buy a new one after about 8 months. https://t.co/Zhaxw0znzr
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 7th, 2017, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @FEELZ_: Everythin changed when the Fire Nation attacked. 100 yrs later we discovered the new Avatar a weedbender named Andre https://t.…
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 6th, 2017, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @Nick_Offerman: Any content "from Ron" on this rectangle is written by his creator the head writer of Parks & Rec I never speak "for Ron…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2017, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
I feel embarrassed that I made jokes today before the house vote. This sucks.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2017, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
When Burnside ends up making cuts this year, I really hope we end up "Ron Solo" lol hit send #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2017, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
Almost was able to get this edited down to 140..... https://t.co/3VfF5w014M
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 4th, 2017, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @mitchhedbot: I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 3rd, 2017, 6:55 p.m. Retweet
there's also a fishing scam that's trying to make me sign up for some Classic Flight team's tryout in some podunk t… https://t.co/GmnBxWpxhz
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 3rd, 2017, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
pretty sure it's illegal to be that good with both hands. https://t.co/u8O5s7co2L
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