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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 6th, 2017, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @MaxPowerUlti: It's June 6th...Happy "Make Ultimate 6 on 6" Day to @burnsideulti
@burnsideulti   Monday June 5th, 2017, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
James? Oh, I've followed him so long I've always known him by the less formal "LeBron Jim". I forget others aren't as familiar. #NBAFinals
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 4th, 2017, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: grandpa, for the last time it's a fidget spinner, not a finger frisbee. now get the fuck out of this funeral home, ur ruini…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2017, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @SWXLindsayJoy: We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane... https://t.co/VpFINASpHJ
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2017, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: If Portland had a WNBA team they would get a lot of fan support ...
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2017, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
want to feel old? this is the five ultimate leadership team when the company started. https://t.co/wvNrxYJGVX
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2017, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC why do all your models pose like micheal cera meeting his new stepdad?
@burnsideulti   Friday June 2nd, 2017, 4:45 a.m. Retweet
"okay guys, one more big stop and we can get the lead into single digits before the half" https://t.co/nZhxKLMJUU
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 1st, 2017, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @suntzufuntzu: BAD COP: A lawyer can't fast talk you out of this, punk GOOD COP: [quit years ago upon realizing her job was to protect p…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 31st, 2017, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING NEWS: @detroitmechanix to play half time of Ms. Penderberry's 3rd period gym class wallyball game on Frida… https://t.co/aPNpZE91U1
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 31st, 2017, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
Everyone who enjoyed @Ulti_world's covfefe this weekend should seriously consider getting a membership even if they didn't enjoy it.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2017, 2:11 p.m. Retweet
That sure was an error in the polling data. https://t.co/aDY4u5I1w4
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 30th, 2017, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
@traffic_ulti "Or becomes so successful that their wins and losses get officially removed from the NCAA record books"
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2017, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
can somebody fire up an extra screen for the women's final for me? i'm at work and can't add my peepers to the tally.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2017, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @amfmpm: hard part of memorial day is seeing people u know & having to pretend u don't eat beans from an upside down frisbee in the park…
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2017, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @hydr_fins i bet little known grad student Ann Gwembler has a chance to step up big... https://t.co/V8XU2hlZvY
@burnsideulti   Monday May 29th, 2017, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
The biggest question still left to be answered at #USAUD1CHAMPS is:
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 28th, 2017, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes you gotta go watch a mixed camping tournament to remember how bad so many people are at ultimate. https://t.co/1NqpqboBB6
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 28th, 2017, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
@SubZeroUltimate @prideofny Imagine how good Pony could be if they could turn SUNY Ithaca into a decent feeder team.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 10:58 p.m. Retweet
You often have to move your throws out when you want to make a throw around a mark. An easy way to do this is to travel.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 10:57 p.m. Retweet
Make sure that when you cut deep you do not 'run the curve'. Your cut should look like a bow and arrow, with the wood part and the string.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
How do you guard a man that is taller/faster/smarter/can jump higher? The answer is dictate You can get voice to text apps in the app store
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
#tbf to the first @USAUltimate college national championship between Columbia and Las Positas. #cincinnatties https://t.co/F3FrA0ZUjJ
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
If you are running deep put your head down and run. There are no telegraph poles in the middle of the field so you don't have to worry.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
When you fly long distances, the cabin conditions subject your body to major stresses. Gary LeDonne jogs to every tourney to stay healthy.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Start drinking water right now & don't stop until you go to bed. If you've ever peed into more pee, it gets foamy. That's gross.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 26th, 2017, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
No wonder we have to go to Ohio for major tourneys. https://t.co/7JfsudM4nU
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
Do not read rec.sport.disc, especially as tournament time starts to roll around. If you do not know what rsd is, even better.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
Don't drink alcohol the week leading up to a tournament; it is a poison. I personally will not be drinking until I get accepted to Stanford.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 9:52 p.m. Retweet
Bring the fire to practice. Do whatever you need to get psyched up. Leave the fire on the sideline though, don't take it to team dinner.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
I've been collecting hentai gifs from 4chan for years and have yet to see an economic return. What gives? https://t.co/B1Cmz1lIVU
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
Take good care of your body before a tournament. Treat it better than you treat the earth, or your aunt's pet cocker spaniel.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
When you run, lift, or workout in a way that demands that you work hard, have some vision in your mind. I use Phoebe Cates from Fast Times.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2017, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
Break your throwing motion into 2 separate parts. The 1st is the backswing -the 2nd is the throw swing. Do BOTH good to improve accuracy.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 24th, 2017, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
i lost mine at potlatch to make sure the other team wore white and we got to wear our giraffe costumes. and by law… https://t.co/AVMKOazGVr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 24th, 2017, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
A good cutter will create space for themselves. A good throw is to lay the disc out into space and make them run after it even farther.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 24th, 2017, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
A good cutter will make eye contact with their thrower when cutting. A great thrower will not make eye contact when throwing no look scubers
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
Find someone on your team, who can remind you when you are falling into a bad habit or in a slight rut. For example, not Ron.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
Don't hesitate to be absolutely Ruthless in the opening games of a tournament. Unless she's your best player, then be Ruthmore.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
Never let your throwing habits become lazy. Make them get a job or at least do chores around the house.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
If you get a go-to layout D, some might debate whether you should pump the fist to the sideline or just stare down your man. I do both.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
When you warm up your throws before a game or practice, begin by throwing the stuff that looks coolest and is the hardest to catch.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
*pitch means "field" to fancy pants people.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2017, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
When you throw, cut, jump or catch you must play expecting not to get fouled. The best players play as if there is no one else on the pitch.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2017, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
The best way to improve your vert is to jump rope often. I like to put a piece of rope on the ground & jump over it. Repeat 3 or 4 x.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2017, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
B4 a tournament look over the different plays that you call as a team. Then put yourself in the spot where you will be the one who hucks it.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2017, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
but you can stay at home and get wildwood fully subbed tanks for only $29 each if you use promo code DENGLERJUSTICE… https://t.co/0XgUydPsrl
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2017, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
This is our new zone defense. Works best in a cross wind. https://t.co/CEs1xHsoit
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2017, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
This is our new zone defense. Works best in a cross wind. https://t.co/CEs1xHsoit
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2017, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
i don't make mistakes, but i know others do, so i'll support this. https://t.co/z5sAwRQ90K
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2017, 4:43 a.m. Retweet
Not including things I actually need to play, a moist towelette is the most important thing to pack for a tourney BBQ can happen at anytime.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2017, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
I have had a harder time writing Tipp City tips lately and thought that I was slipping, but I was reminded that Ron still has lots to learn.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2017, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
If you have trouble laying out for D's then before practice decide that the first disc that's close you are taking out knees.
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2017, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
i'm going to start a gofundme to help keep me interested enough to finish off the last 80 rip offs of zip tips.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2017, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
When catching w 2 hands above your head designate one of them as a Primary & the other as the secondary. Give it a name. I call mine "Rosey"
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2017, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Many teams run a four-man pull play to score in under 5 passes. But we run a three-man pull play so we can score in under 4 passes #strategy
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2017, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @abbycohenwl: New Team Mascot Ideas: -Own Worst Enemy -Millennial Jesus -Dust Bunny -Forensic Evidence -Joe Biden -Tax Evasion -Beautifu…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2017, 12:59 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: me, to shovel salesman: [at shovel store] how's this do with like dirt & stuff? shovel salesman: I'm not gonna bullshit y…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
who the heck needs THREE monkeys?!?!?! i've lived my whole life with only two. https://t.co/Rjqc6odFmW
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
why'd they let michael caine meddle in american politics? https://t.co/GvPomIvdbc
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
Do not - I repeat, do not - let your man beat you deep in the first three points of the game. You get 6 fouls for a reason.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
Train hard over the break. My 6-on-6 team will DESTROY you come Monday. #fightfor12
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
As a thrower, start trying to put the disc to certain parts of your receiver's body. For example, Ron always aims for my shins.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
For a long tourney bring some baby powder along to use in your shorts. Unless you're going on a flight, then white powder in your bag is bad
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
Hold yourself to an extremely high level of accountability. Don't just account real numbers, account the imaginary ones like x in x2 + 1 = 0
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @danjan13: Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorro…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2017, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
Pack your bag the month before a tournament or early practice. You won't forget your cleats ever again if you wear them all day.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
Never say 'sorry' when you make a bad throw before it actually becomes a turnover. It's going to probably still end up the receiver's fault.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 10:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @jessesingal: This is the future liberals want https://t.co/K0IhxAz3pV
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
Keep your hands low down when you mark. Keep your hands up high when you mike.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
When you warm up before a game suck on a cough drop. It gets your nasal passage open and your breath smells bad. It's time you heard it.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
Bite your nails the nite b4 the nite b4 a tourny, but not the night before; In case you chip a tooth, you need time to go to a dentist.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
Make a list of the things you do well & the things you don't do well. If the "don't" list is too long, you should quit playing ultimate.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Don't cede victory to anymonkey before a game begins. When I look across the line at the chimp I am about to D up I think exactly that.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
Drink 7 glasses of water before you go to sleep and 1 when you wake up in the morning. That still counts as 8 in one day.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
Carry around a disc while you are at work or while watching TV & just mess around with it. The disc is now your new lover, treat it that way
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
I doubt @underulti actually wrote this. GhostWriting about The Whip is fairly common. https://t.co/udf6sF3Ye4
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
If the morning after a flour hour with some frisbee buddies you wake up & don't have ID, call the sight of the flour hour.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
If the morning after a flour hour with some frisbee buddies you wake up & don't have ID, call the sight of the flour hour.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
If the morning after a flour hour with some frisbee buddies you wake up & don't have ID, call the sight of the flour hour.
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