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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
Some of those that have sources, are the same that point out horses. https://t.co/VhZBZLUM6m
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @Imposter_Edits: This a good video speaking about the reality of the quickly growing homeless crisis in this country. https://t.co/pr4eE…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
You small town rube, only a REAL new yorker understands good logo design. Why don’t you go back to your tiny little… https://t.co/XtcJez2kBz
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
I have an old post it note on my work desk with a phone number on it and the world MILF circled. I just noticed it… https://t.co/WJD8iJFgAJ
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
I’m weaponizing our team slack against the ggm groupme. Turning this shit into a psyop.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 20th, 2023, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: Night of your birth. Thirty-three. The Leonids they were called. God how the stars did fall. I looked for blackness, h…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Nowadays every usau college player has a name like either GAVRILO PRINCIP or DENISE TERWILLIGER-EQUESTRIAN
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
Here’s something you haven’t been considering lately: blonde dudes with big ol bushy red beards.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 19th, 2023, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
Me whenever some basketball team beats another basketball team. https://t.co/pjWkgvv6fW
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 18th, 2023, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Tired: ripping on strangers for being good at ultimate only because they are all 2 years older than the kids they p… https://t.co/Rnk8i867yc
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
I’m not totally finished with my research into the saint pattys stuff but i guess we should all have a pint tonight… https://t.co/1kYofStWnM
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
This is gonna come back to bite me in the tits when I eventually try to apply for Irish citizenship innit?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
Kind if ironical that a guy named sinn fein got elected to build cars on st patty’s day?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @KhanhPhamForOR: 18 people killed last month in just the Portland region. 😢 We should be doing this review once a month in our state Joi…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 17th, 2023, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
Just an FYI they hate it when you call it “saint patty’s” with a hard T. Do it in person so you can watch their rud… https://t.co/R9Ws7S2fPO
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
Let me tell you whose NOT upset, the fans and alumni of the lower seeded teams, frankly they’re excited about these results! #NCAAbasketball
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
I like that boots guy, but I think its a shame they decided to use special “efx” to make the main character look th… https://t.co/rvaVkzpayV
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @modernistwitch: good morning! we’re unionizing https://t.co/RFoclJDU5t
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 16th, 2023, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Would you rather be forced to fight 20 five year olds, or a senator?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 15th, 2023, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
What’s the best three day run of the year? Xmas eve-Xmas-Boxing day Or Pie day-The eyes of March-Stone Cold Steve Austin Day
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
What opinion about Ron would have you like this? https://t.co/OfgzHFtnMt
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
Nasa landed a man on mars doing all their calculations by rounding it down to 3, so don’t fall for this pi day bullshit.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Aaron Rodgers is treating the nfl offseason like mixed ultimate. “Yeah man, I dunno if I want to be super focused t… https://t.co/HlxSUciZNA
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 14th, 2023, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
A second factor of authentication has been monetized. https://t.co/9am7CfXtp2
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
My addition to todays white stripes discourse is I liked him back when he was the drummer for Goober and the Peas.… https://t.co/qTtX3d68AO
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
Somebody I know should sign up for this Patreon so I don’t have to sign up for it again and pay twice, which as far… https://t.co/UsBu9XCsnZ
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
If you hear it out of context, INFLUENCER sounds even more insidious than it actually is.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @electricalWSOP: You risk-averse sheep want the government to do everything for you. We intend to disrupt everything. Money, banking, te…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: Mark Cuban: Bailout Silicon Valley Bank TONIGHT Feds: Approved Lloyd Blankfein: Goldman Sachs needs $824 billion Feds:…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 13th, 2023, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: The vulture capitalists who call canceling student debt a dangerous socialist experiment are now begging for a bailout f…
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
He said he couldn't play at this level, it was too swilly. I was like, you can't play at that other level so stfu.… https://t.co/ugOvkI2dVH
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
The "coach" from the portland nitro came out to masters pickup today and was complaining that the game was garbage,… https://t.co/TLBzZsa1DG
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 12th, 2023, 7:35 p.m. Retweet
First they came for the venture capitalists who did not want to federally insure their money until they REALLY need… https://t.co/JpqICfFYfh
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
The game is totally redeemed, Chelsea is out there.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
Not gonna lie, this first point aint it chief.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
If somebody ever writes down a oral history of @detroit , I bet they do a whole chapter on either the white stripes or detroit mechanix.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: The police murdered that man, shot one of their own, blamed it on him, and started a brutal campaign of false arrests for…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @iamharaldur: Companies and institutions that need to be bailed out by the government when they fail, should be owned by the government.…
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 11th, 2023, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @unclecaviar: Leftists looking at the economy: yeah I dunno seems like a house of cards built on top of the backs of labor Everyone els…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 10th, 2023, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
I find fulfillment in debating 2 hour long toy commercials. https://t.co/NUFHYcR7kj
@burnsideulti   Friday March 10th, 2023, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Is there a filter to yassify my lefty backhand?
@burnsideulti   Friday March 10th, 2023, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
whats your favorite half remembered fact, mine is that steve winwood was drafted in all four major sports
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 9th, 2023, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
Sandy Munro says the air suspension (silver cylinder) on the CyberTruck is the biggest he’s ever seen (bigger than… https://t.co/fnbiVHiAGj
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 9th, 2023, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @appuntito160: She should be making Mr Beast money. https://t.co/hXHfOumBgh
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 9th, 2023, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
If you hear about a public figure having a serious fall, do you wish them *well*, or hope they fell down a *well*?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 8th, 2023, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Looking forward to this fat hog. Total chode. https://t.co/pRfu5u5dqy
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 8th, 2023, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @DebsEbooks: Americanism — what a meaningless phrase. Americanism, like charity, covers a multitude of sins. Americanism is the last ref…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2023, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
If somebody tells me, “oh, my husband went to Bowdoin.” I stare them right in the eye and ask. What state? What sta… https://t.co/iMrDPxOMSw
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2023, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
I always wonder if people are just playing a giant trick on me like in the truman show, and there is no such thing… https://t.co/813x2jX5Uk
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2023, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
For anyone complaining about startreks being woke, please consider that the original cast was representative of all… https://t.co/3XwuCrNmQy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 7th, 2023, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
I don’t think you guys know what it was like growing up in the 90s. Happy Mondays, PUBLIC Enemy, Less Than Jake, Bo… https://t.co/nq6kuHVQZI
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2023, 10:11 p.m. Retweet
Not for me though obviously. . . . …obviously?
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2023, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
I think if a player makes the A squad, but has a conflict where they can’t make nationals, they should be able to g… https://t.co/1Ut4u20PoN
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2023, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
Okay. Finally going to come clean and reveal a full frontal nudie pic. It’s from last year, so recent enough. You a… https://t.co/3T4QMu30EX
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2023, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Who was the idiot that called it a bagel, and not a sanitary doughnut?
@burnsideulti   Monday March 6th, 2023, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Sandy Munro says the air suspension (silver cylinder) on the CyberTruck is the biggest he’s ever seen (bigger than… https://t.co/QEaPinsTRA
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 5th, 2023, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL: no coffin please just wet wet mud. bae https://t.co/gqCFkiUOcc
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 5th, 2023, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @BrentToderian: It’s REALLY important for everyone to understand the truth that designing your city for cars fails for everyone, includi…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
i know its pul fundraiser week, but i cant wait for my wul jersey to arrive so i can rock my favorite players jerse… https://t.co/iOm9c0x9e1
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Sandy Munro says the air suspension (silver cylinder) on the CyberTruck is the biggest he’s ever seen (bigger than… https://t.co/rn3Kq8rCqe
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
Sandy Munro says the air suspension (silver cylinder) on the CyberTruck is the biggest he’s ever seen (bigger than… https://t.co/y8RZFEMwyO
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
Its a double standard is all I’m saying.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
I hurt my back trying to turn to get an empty grocery bag from the back seat and pundits in the house ask “WILL YOU… https://t.co/KSaK6eAfWI
@burnsideulti   Friday March 3rd, 2023, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
Super Mario Kart<<<<<<<Sicario Pooper Mart
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 2nd, 2023, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @herbiehancock: Wayne Shorter, my best friend, left us with courage in his heart, love and compassion for all, and a seeking spirit for…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 2nd, 2023, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Conservatives Explain Why They Support ‘National Divorce’ Of Red, Blue States https://t.co/ZoYOF6LMrX https://t.co/6lPjhCi7oK
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 2nd, 2023, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
Reallyhoping this gets looked into and wecan get a scotus ruling on who really came in second at winter league. https://t.co/TEcgV0UtIs
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2023, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
I had to wake my wife up last night to tell her that we only came in 3rd https://t.co/6O4kDsI2pt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2023, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
Tfw the team you beat in semis tells you it wasn’t semis it was still round robin but since rhino forfeited two gam… https://t.co/MtHwceuxK1
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 1st, 2023, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Last night we barely lost a squeaker by beating young Burnside by ten goals, sending them to the winter league fina… https://t.co/czaQLLKGrY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 28th, 2023, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
let’s ultimatify yesterday’s conversation starter: How many side hugs are you away from cyle van auken?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 28th, 2023, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
The only good thing about view counts is that you can see 2000 people totally ignore someone. https://t.co/LtXec2N6b8
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 28th, 2023, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
Load management is the dirty secret that nobody in ultimate wants to talk about. For example, my first time making… https://t.co/PfUTRQa5im
@burnsideulti   Monday February 27th, 2023, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
2/27/03 was the start date of my first job in Oregon, at a now defunct architecture firm. Hard to believe it’s now… https://t.co/IeEOQuV1zm
@burnsideulti   Monday February 27th, 2023, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
When I met your stunning love Your lucid eyes came to life Come on down to 94 You tell me more and I will tell you
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 23rd, 2023, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
There’s more subtle nuances in the novelization of the movie cocaine bear than in the movie cocaine bear. Of course… https://t.co/PZteNWhbOn
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 23rd, 2023, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
At the time, I was working for a landlord And he was the meanest bastard that you have ever seen And to lose a sing… https://t.co/IHnT62jr0t
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 23rd, 2023, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
He should either pronounce his name SHAWN BONN or SEEN BEAN. This halfway between worlds bullshit is uncalled for.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2023, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @KhanhPhamForOR: Students have to cross dangerous roads like Powell Blvd, the I-205 freeway ramp & 82nd every day to get to school. Even…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2023, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @drmitchpdx: This sentiment is so dumb. The study that undergirds this is inconclusive, pointing to other factors such as housing costs…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2023, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Tfw you realized you’ve recruited 30 guys that are better than you for your ultimate team. https://t.co/PKO19EvHG7
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2023, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @sugarNcarbs: The United States Congress has sent almost 30 BILLION to Ukraine. That is only significant because.. According to HUD I…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 22nd, 2023, 6:02 a.m. Retweet
The worst part of winter league is i keep getting older and they stay the same age https://t.co/v019wAkr0V
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 21st, 2023, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
Totally confused why people ever go on snorkeling vacations in the Maldives. The name literally translates to “Bad Swimming”.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 21st, 2023, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @etanthomas36: 58 years ago today, one of the greatest leaders this country has ever seen was taken away from us. He was such a threat t…
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