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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday April 10th, 2023, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
Just imagine being one of these chodes when they go to the movies. “Aw shit, Spielberg is making the Nazis look lik… https://t.co/Pm0PGniBDX
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 9th, 2023, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
I’m gonna be quiet on this one because I guess I grew up in a different time when my parents always taught me that… https://t.co/JBRlb80enT
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 8th, 2023, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
The equilibrium scene in gymkata or the gunkata scene in equilibrium https://t.co/pyUly1sjIY… https://t.co/pyUly1sjIY
@burnsideulti   Friday April 7th, 2023, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @OPB: Oregon’s Bottle Bill recycling program paid out more than $205 million to consumers and local nonprofits last year. According to…
@burnsideulti   Friday April 7th, 2023, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
Legit work texts from my work phone. I have no idea what that nearly sent butt text was coming from. https://t.co/q0UqLTbe0u
@burnsideulti   Friday April 7th, 2023, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
If you wonder about my skills: Slow, Cheap, and Shitty…you can only pick three.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 7th, 2023, 1:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @jelenawoehr: Friendly reminder that it’s your constitutional right as a juror to find any defendant not guilty regardless of factual ev…
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 6th, 2023, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
Thee Superior Marius Siblings
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 5th, 2023, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
In 92 we had a teacher bring in two IDF kids for a propaganda talk in social studies but forgot we had a palestinia… https://t.co/mCcZW4Uue6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 5th, 2023, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
My brother in law kept trying to stab me with a fork from the nice silverware set and I told him not to threaten me with a good tine.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 5th, 2023, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
Vallas shoulda run for mayor of cicero. Dumb asshole.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2023, 8:19 p.m. Retweet
the new barbie movie is based on that song barbie girl by aqua teen hunger force or some shit i don’t know only 20… https://t.co/76eGzd2Blc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2023, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
What a lovely archduke you have there, it would be a shame if something principed to it…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 4th, 2023, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
I’ve blocked so many promoted tweets that these ate the only kinds of ads I see anymore. https://t.co/Bp6iFEg2E6
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
Busy deactivating the access card for my favorite former coworker :(
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
Admit it, you’d go see action movies with AMH and Emilio too if they shut up the whole time but grew the same beard. https://t.co/9F29yk5hVw
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Would keanu reeves have had the late career action star resurgence if he didn’t have that super cool beard growth p… https://t.co/VbKjp9BY2g
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @PoliticsWolf: Today in ways Musk is making Twitter unusable: Web version tweets no longer show that they were retweeted by someone unl…
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @ProducerMcD: It's called... Coffin Flop. Some are saying it's not a show. It's just hours and hours of real people falling out of coffi…
@burnsideulti   Monday April 3rd, 2023, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
It’s absolutely bizarre that in the western calendar year of 2023, if you read this tweet it will be the only time… https://t.co/6Ozzih9ztK
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 2nd, 2023, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
The game is Death, and the only rule is that there are 70 pages of rules and a new addendum comes out third quarter of next fiscal year.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 1st, 2023, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @michaelazerrad: It's the birthday of d. boon of the Minutemen, a most inspiring person. I wonder what he would have thought of this mo…
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 1st, 2023, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
I don’t know the metric system so these were either giant monsters or pathetic twerps. https://t.co/iEjPKf5y4K
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @SFProgressives: The campaign to recall Chesa Boudin was literally paid for in part with fentanyl $ Let that sink in How many others w…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Saw a screener of that #Air movie, and let me tell you: You will truly believe that Matt Damon *IS* a shoe. Total… https://t.co/kBezSMHfvQ
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheHyyyype: left wing grievances: - we're perpetually at war - people can't afford healthcare - the environment is dying - police bruta…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @SEIULocal503: Today is #CesarChavezDay! A champion of workers' rights, César Chávez organized farm workers and transformed the labor mo…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
David Bowie wrote the song 1984 in 1974, fully predicting the book 1984 a full ten years before Orwell did. #visionary
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
I don’t know about you, but it’s pretty fucking mind blowing that when I watch YouTube videos of 70s glam rock, tha… https://t.co/dXfU0KNaDV
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 1:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @CaseyKulla: To my trans friends, family, and community: you are loved. I am so grateful to know you. To all of us: do what you can to…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
fuckin lol, "twitlerforgaze" is not constant hate speech. nice job dipshits. https://t.co/A2VcoH76gh
@burnsideulti   Friday March 31st, 2023, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @leahfrombklyn: I’ve been a tenants’ rights attorney for over a decade and I want to shed some light on what happens to people when they…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
I don’t see what’s so “grand” about it, this is the end of democracy as we know it. First they came for hyper achie… https://t.co/HFbL5d99LL
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Gonna pronounce it “inDICKted” to everyone whenever I say it out loud. https://t.co/zY2YcBRunD
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
FYI this is not me even though the dude is my doppler-radar.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
The “IM A GIANT FRAUD” vibes are overwhelming atm.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
I enjoy both Roger and Dylan from this story. https://t.co/eVNWpTJ1On
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 30th, 2023, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
Every one talks about The Banks failing, but nobody talks about how I can’t tell Elizabeth Banks and Rachel McAdams apart.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 29th, 2023, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @dusttodigital: Happy birthday to Astrud Gilberto, born on this day in 1940 in Salvador, Brazil. Here she is singing "The Girl from Ipan…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 29th, 2023, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @pixelatedboat: My goal is to be the first person found dead inside one of these
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
My all time winner in one of these was when my mom asked out of nowhere: “Who’s that one guy….?” I replied “Aiden… https://t.co/c4E2a1uZXf
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
Me when Ron tries to convince us to get a new jersey design. https://t.co/pdBR3nozCE
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
Hot Quiz Pop shot. You have a great poll you need everyone to see, but you haven’t ponied up your 8 dollars this mo… https://t.co/Z6sQfGeJMY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @allahliker: 2021: im shadowbanned im calling the police 🥺 2023: im paying 7 bucks a month to a moron to not be shadowbanned 🤣
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @NemoAugustus: For those who are unaware what space did to Shatner, he wrote about it: https://t.co/ESNUWSSRwI
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 28th, 2023, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Always growing, never settling. I can pull big numbers for my block list even easier now. https://t.co/QyWHKWCb0b
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
Remember if you’re a good 40+ year old please wait until next year to sign up so I don’t have to guard you. https://t.co/TCAqvbUcfb
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @candaceforpdx: This is very troubling to hear 😐 body cameras with pre review is MUCH worse than the status quo of no cameras at all. We…
@burnsideulti   Monday March 27th, 2023, 5:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @mfpseth: That tire hated that car so much it went back for seconds
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2023, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TaoTeChinggg: Thoughts weaken the mind.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 26th, 2023, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: This is why we say "abolish" https://t.co/hqZuyoNWaK
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 2:17 p.m. Retweet
I just wish there was an appropriate gif of Jonah Hill telling Kanye to cut it out.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
When I first moved to Portland we rented Hands on a Hardbody from @MovieMadnessPDX and watched it roughly five time… https://t.co/dPSbQzwDJX
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 25th, 2023, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
I went to college with this kid 30 years when he was this kid instead: Gordo cried and trashed his dorm room becaus… https://t.co/918xVlLohW
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
YOU DONT NEED TO USE A BIC LIGHTER TO SET OFF THE FIRE SUPPRESSION SPRINKLERS YOU CAN JUST ACCIDENTALLY USE A LADDE… https://t.co/tQ0ygkEnY5
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @davenewworld_2: When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, bu…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @chasestrangio: It is possible that soon 20 states will ban gender-affirming care for trans adolescents. People are rightfully panicked.…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Is this window sticker supposed to be the mountain/surf/sun or someone laying down in pain because they absolutely… https://t.co/wv89MFQXEG
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Two of my friends performed at Darcelles and I never heard anything but positive shit, so rip to the queen.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @billybinion: This is James King. In 2014, two law enforcement officers beat him to a pulp after they mistook him for the wrong person.…
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
I don’t think you understand how good this song is.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
Never mind what they’re selling. It’s what you’re buying.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
I’m lying naked at your feet Don’t crush the heart that beats
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
The wall around the graveyard Says that SATIN LIVES IN HELL Though they may love the devil His disciples sure can't… https://t.co/F4FhCz4XCS
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
and anger takes the place of what’s removed
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes I think it's a shame When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
This is not to say, we were not the worst we’ve ever been.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
When I am reminded of a song lyric I really like, I type it into drafts to remind me I like it for some reason. Gon… https://t.co/NHW2NZx7bh
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
take off your bandaid because i dont believe in touchdowns
@burnsideulti   Friday March 24th, 2023, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
When you come calling me down I put on my disease.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 23rd, 2023, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Dammit Jeff. You don’t need to rattle any sabers. It’s always one step forward and two steps back with him and Ron. https://t.co/LYG9R5mFXw
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
I’ve only been half following the news lately. Did they arrest Aaron Rodgers yet? Wasn’t that supposed to happen yesterday?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
name your favourite movies that came out the same year you were born! 🎬 https://t.co/cIVbdajwOL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 22nd, 2023, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Getting visibly older, but just as a cute prank.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
I don’t really ever use the term “cringe”, and definitely don’t ever say it out loud, but I constantly use the term… https://t.co/A70jvbfsm6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @RonWyden: Happy anniversary to @TheSportsBraPDX. It’s a great stop in NE Portland to watch women’s sports over a beer and/or a burger -…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 21st, 2023, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @JuliusGoat: Imagine you watched me gather the following ingredients: 1½ cups all-purpose flour; 1½ teaspoons baking powder; 1⁄4 teaspoo…
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