@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
wtf u even call that: a taurtaur?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
i had a kid in my grade with the last name strub. it's pronounced "STROOB" and i don't think we should fall for the… https://t.co/Gc0Qn5tdC7
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
not a huge fan of the strategic de-emphasis on murph and trev. https://t.co/YAjYP2nWUV
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
payne certainly coaches good players more effectively than he coached us.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @WaitingOnBiden: THREAD: Today marks 200 days since Biden became President. Here is every promise he has broken so far. 1/ https://t.co/…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
lol just woke up and my imagination was going wild and drew what you get when a centaur fucks a minotaur #bodyhorror https://t.co/eHKK8ueKDD
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 5:24 a.m. Retweet
please no more. people say. wash my love. tidal wave. https://t.co/sxhfvLTJRG
@burnsideulti   Friday August 6th, 2021, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
im gonna tell my grandkids this was the #Olympics synchronized rhythm gymnastics team. https://t.co/Ohz8TjLklX
@burnsideulti   Friday August 6th, 2021, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
im obvio not a appropriate cultural gatekeeper, but this dude in downtown portland with his beard as one dread bigg… https://t.co/BRcWW6EhAj
@burnsideulti   Friday August 6th, 2021, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @SortaBad: being online is terrible. a co-worker said something horny in a meeting and I said “bonk” and everyone looked at me like I wa…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 6th, 2021, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
i’ll just sign up and pay my upa membership dues in cash at sectionals. i want to pick up with the best team possib… https://t.co/MyW9DaqOoD
@burnsideulti   Friday August 6th, 2021, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
gotta thinkbthis #Messi news opens the doors for the @TimbersFC to make an offer?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 5th, 2021, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
babarino, washington and horshak never publically denounced epstein. #makesyouthink
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 5th, 2021, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
toon squad is short for cartoon squadron
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 5th, 2021, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: UPDATED THREAD. You're going to hear a lot about how cops need more resources because "crime is surging" in the next few…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 4th, 2021, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @CrappyFumes: I just learned that if the price of houses had risen at the same rate as median income in this country then a house in 20…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 3rd, 2021, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
remember back on the radio when the opening refrains of the smith’s HOW SOON IS NOW would pop on and then you’d jus… https://t.co/jhXl84agAO
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 3rd, 2021, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
excited about joining the #edc community rate my gear! #everydaycarry https://t.co/AGjjhUSKHw
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 3rd, 2021, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @ComradeCoolcat: Made a chart to illustrate my new system for classifying animals https://t.co/pxPU8DmzFJ
@burnsideulti   Monday August 2nd, 2021, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @The_Acumen: Does anyone else forget how old they are sometimes, or is it just me?
@burnsideulti   Monday August 2nd, 2021, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @pseudonymjones: 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 Happy #SKAUGUST 2016, everyone! 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 https://t.co/zDfUC8hbfP
@burnsideulti   Monday August 2nd, 2021, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: i borrowed their tour van to go to 1995 college sectionals https://t.co/PaAOVAyW9p
@burnsideulti   Monday August 2nd, 2021, 4:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: I said person not prison
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 29th, 2021, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
don’t think this has any relationship to any sport we’re involved in…. https://t.co/covVV0JLoM
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 29th, 2021, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
i forget which was first. bought them both before i owned a cd player. https://t.co/R3h9dkLwCF https://t.co/AF9QBMHTJs
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 29th, 2021, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
im on a roll. unfollowed for a plastic bag, blocked for a index card https://t.co/NPp4Z5E6Gj
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 29th, 2021, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
taco bell talk just doesn't do it for me.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 29th, 2021, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @WaitingOnBiden: Biden's DOJ just sent whistleblower Daniel Hale to prison for exposing how Obama/Biden droned innocent civilians. Hale…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 28th, 2021, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
after natinals ive been ripping off huge gains on my love handles. pulling in massive numbers.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 28th, 2021, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
I am king shit of fuck mountain, why would you fuck with me? https://t.co/tpTJMgrJSt
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 28th, 2021, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @commentiquette: nord vape pen
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 27th, 2021, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @kaichoyce: sex is good but have you ever rolled a lacrosse ball around under your bare foot
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 27th, 2021, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
he must be riding a bactrian camel because i wanna hump him twice https://t.co/Gym9USTtLT
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 27th, 2021, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
remember when we bought that dresser from craigslist and the three kids sold it to us but they were all methed out… https://t.co/aa5nsTK8se
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 27th, 2021, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
digging on the gymnastics discourse today since my friend was the captain of the magnificent 7 and insider info always makes shit funny
@burnsideulti   Monday July 26th, 2021, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
jokes on them. i haven’t had fun since i was about 12 https://t.co/FzONaN3FQf
@burnsideulti   Monday July 26th, 2021, 4:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: skulls, seemingly their only vital part
@burnsideulti   Monday July 26th, 2021, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
i don’t care who trys to cancel me on this, but my hot take is that fast running in a circle still has a legitimate… https://t.co/APHgTDkmCO
@burnsideulti   Monday July 26th, 2021, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
after surly wrecked my shit at #mastersnats last weekend they asked if id ever played before too. i was even wearin… https://t.co/Yt4gXHNqmt
@burnsideulti   Friday July 23rd, 2021, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
can you still buy apple butter in regular stores
@burnsideulti   Friday July 23rd, 2021, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
back in the day a new giant 6’5” kid named melvin showed up to bball and told us his nickname at his old school was… https://t.co/DkDXNs01Fx
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 22nd, 2021, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @meaganmday: I've long struggled to grasp how charter schools turn a profit and for whom. Yesterday I spoke to somebody at @Network4pubE…
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 22nd, 2021, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: (seeing some dumb thing online that annoys me) This is indicative of a broader cultural trend,
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 22nd, 2021, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
consider an alternative realty where everything is exactly the same except we all admit the cia ki**ed kennedy and… https://t.co/IzwjJOLxYG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
the squad to the left once they get elected https://t.co/RG4rHVka32
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reductress: Here's Why Liking Something I Don't Like Makes You a Bad Person: https://t.co/mEsxCGTMqm https://t.co/F98XtgFHFm
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @zuza_real: Y'all still follow Jonathan Swift? The man who literally supports eating babies? (some time later) Obviously the whole tim…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 1:42 p.m. Retweet
one of my high school classmates went to 5 proms. as a 9th-10th grader he dated a 11th-12th grader. then from 11th… https://t.co/wAjeYx86uQ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
pretty smart of the @Bucks to finally get pj tucker the role player help he needed to win a #NBAFinals, they did wh… https://t.co/4DDUsyMLx5
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 21st, 2021, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
gotta think they did this all in memory for frank brikowski, jack sikma, and alvin robertson #MILvsPHX #NBAFinals #pisscrawl
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
what’s the best fruit of absolute perfect quality?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
what’s the best artificial fruit flavor?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
whats the best fruit of average quality?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
the people will survive. in their environment. https://t.co/mN0pm9kZzS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 2:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @haymarketbooks: Jeff Bezos makes the annual salary of his lowest paid employee every 11 seconds
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 5:04 a.m. Retweet
i'm still acab, but sometimes i can be prokop https://t.co/zetfZ204KP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 20th, 2021, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
alex nord and weird salad/pita/pizza? @carlton has some explaining to do. https://t.co/ZtcIzNMrjF
@burnsideulti   Monday July 19th, 2021, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: Oh yeah well if you hate America why don't you move to a country where you'll still have to deal with our massively inv…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 19th, 2021, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
After my team experienced losing handily to rhino, surly gm, and johnny walker within the past two weeks i feel com… https://t.co/kPiHtoj4AC
@burnsideulti   Monday July 19th, 2021, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
not only could sockeye beat an nba team at frisbee, but voltron could as well. https://t.co/A4Lm7pLGJc
@burnsideulti   Monday July 19th, 2021, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
always the saddest part of ending the weekend. #USAUMasters https://t.co/OZoRvJtNWU
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 18th, 2021, 10:22 p.m. Retweet
(it took us a long time to finish crying and hugging)
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 18th, 2021, 10:21 p.m. Retweet
we didn’t win any fields, but we sure as shit were the last people on the far side. https://t.co/81408MnQhZ
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 18th, 2021, 1:07 p.m. Retweet
“oh man, we only get 6 games?” turns into “oh shit we have to play 6 games?” somewhere in the first half of the third game.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
surly in 45 need to pump up with john dwyer https://t.co/39Db3yMYMX
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
tell me you play ultimate without telling me you play ultimate https://t.co/PKuAXwpySq
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 12:16 p.m. Retweet
phone dying. have to quit thread. hope it all posted correctly
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 12:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @MissyElliott: I can remember so many times trying to beat box like you until my lips was sore😩& whenever we saw each other your energy…
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 12:15 p.m. Retweet
check out this dude after a pick: intercepts the disc on a return throw after pick call. keeps the disc until every… https://t.co/WgDEvwZAqW
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