@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
“i figured it out but im gonna need some wd40 and a small hammer”-overheard from maintenance m̶a̶n̶ *god* i just walked past
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
this account is like beingulti, but awesome. a new scientist every week just talking craft. this week: cherry hort… https://t.co/tkXEKw3YI6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @Super70sSports: Peter Good’s original sketches for what would ultimately become one of the greatest logos ever. https://t.co/fbH31nGVRz
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
if u really want to think about toxicity, i accidently looked at reddit and saw someone request a instructional vid… https://t.co/GaGAkDrXDe
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
hard to believe that all six of these people are maybe dead now. research? https://t.co/kxNcVHuTle
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
what i have thought is the most dangerous thing in the world: age 6-quicksand age 12-diving headfirst into hotel p… https://t.co/ODys93F7R7
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
i need another level though instead of just block and mute. one where i can see a tweet author, but a little tab po… https://t.co/A3SN0Ia6LY
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
there are easy ways to make this app more enjoyable https://t.co/rTM8Cs9erP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 14th, 2021, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @dril: it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again
@burnsideulti   Monday September 13th, 2021, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
i need to level with everyone. even if it gets me cancelled. clear frames look dumb to me. untinted aviators tho= i… https://t.co/zAae6T20VY
@burnsideulti   Monday September 13th, 2021, 2:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @PearlsFromMyrna: Maybe instead of yelling everywhere you could channel that anger into mopping your floors.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 13th, 2021, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @Louis_Allday: Relevant words from Fidel Castro to George Bush in 2004: https://t.co/hS3u6gwEgy
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 12th, 2021, 10:58 p.m. Retweet
allot of people don’t realize how hard it is to win a #GrandSlam, let alone the #USOpen i mean im pretty sure i… https://t.co/QX9jbqvBcE
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 12th, 2021, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
feldman jr is 22, so we had a 50 year age gap between two players. maybe a record?
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals did it hurt when we ended the day 0-4 and only scored 9 points total?
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
just imagining a New Guy who hates Tesla not because of Elon musk but because he hates the stupid doorhandles. tie… https://t.co/Nc956QbVDA
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals there used to be a little gift shop next to the Tillamook Creamery that had little samples of their dip… https://t.co/tDh7kd0dKv
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals movie villain, holding onto my leg off the sude if a helicopter, but still pointing a gun at me: we’re… https://t.co/PnEDsblM3l
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals sure i could make a picture only using tiny little dots, but what’s the pointillism in that? we’re undefeated during byes.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
you might think i “like” everything i see you post. you’re wrong. i never miss a single post from anyone, scrolling… https://t.co/t6lxcBh9Sa
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals is it to late to start carbo loading now? @EugeneDarkstar up 4-0
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
you can’t win before you start, but we absolutely win. https://t.co/A9zsDmyfj4
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 12:31 p.m. Retweet
#sectionals good morning to everyone trying to get to #reggies
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
perhaps the true fascism was the US along the way? https://t.co/xw8zg3wAXr
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 11th, 2021, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
when the o line tells me to quit telling them to run a side stack https://t.co/wX6ufq19j3
@burnsideulti   Friday September 10th, 2021, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
broken english is a sign of someone being about a billion times smarter than me. i sound like frankenstein age 11 m… https://t.co/wrxjcTNvjy
@burnsideulti   Friday September 10th, 2021, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
as a dude who deals directly with OSHA regs roughly 10 hours out of every week, this is fucked. https://t.co/Bbx5WUnwoV
@burnsideulti   Friday September 10th, 2021, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
i dont mean to pigpile, but we just realized that sectionals elim bracket overlaps with the sunday masters pickup g… https://t.co/d86wrZXQry
@burnsideulti   Friday September 10th, 2021, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
this dude really wanted me to know how many people wanted me to fuck off. and he did it through the most relatable… https://t.co/zjt3KhkLKB
@burnsideulti   Friday September 10th, 2021, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
pbot shoulda named the bridge emily flanders
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @feraljokes: I keep seeing these antivaxx freaks call it a "government vaccine" as if we'd even be so lucky. If we'd had our tax dollars…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
who’s your favorite dipshit son of a famous actor? https://t.co/4NlfEbPu85
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
how much does pirate corn costs? a #Buccaneers! thanks everyone! dont have anything to promote, but consider watc… https://t.co/a4MWNdQQMO
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
it’s true, gms were young and tough this summer. and bart and nord even stayed with the kids. https://t.co/48GlPQ2tBq
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @CharmaineSChua: These photos of a new Amazon warehouse in Tijuana, Mexico have been going viral as the "This is capitalism" picture of…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Unhinge the lower jaw
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 9th, 2021, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @KimCommie: Mexico abolished slavery in 1829. Once TX was formed, white slavers reimposed it. Mexicans in TX assisted runaway enslaved p…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 8th, 2021, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
throwaway account because my boss knows my main twitter, but anyway i took an upperdecker during lunch at bw3s, aita?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 8th, 2021, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
i ran into the friend who started this account, and he said, and i quote “hey, started following again recently on… https://t.co/r3g3b1gDsS
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 8th, 2021, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
RT @DebsEbooks: For be it distinctly understood that these two men (Sacco & Vanzetti), our comrades and fellow workers have been convicted…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 7th, 2021, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
thank goodness for computers because im dumber then shit https://t.co/aQQvHDEmBl
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 7th, 2021, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
saw this car yesterday, repping the loveland frogman from 2,500 miles away! took the pic, put down the phone, star… https://t.co/0WmHnsL94w
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 7th, 2021, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
TMI but, my computer password is crap because it uses my left pinky and ring fingers to much. #poorplanning
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 7th, 2021, 1:25 p.m. Retweet
payne says he can’t play sectionals with us because he’s coaching rhino. should i still save his roster spot incase… https://t.co/suwAZU7guN
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 7th, 2021, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
can anyone explain why a pack of hotdog buns has 8 buns, but the pack of wolfs that mauled my niece had 13 hunting… https://t.co/iwRxoeTWqO
@burnsideulti   Monday September 6th, 2021, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
america is litrally turning into that margaret atwood book before our eyes. just a bunch of short stories about cam… https://t.co/mesITL6mt6
@burnsideulti   Monday September 6th, 2021, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @hamiltonnolan: The best thing you can do for Labor Day is to unionize your own workplace. If you need help finding a union organizer, D…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 6th, 2021, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: it’s time to make the 3 day weekend permanent. nothing will be lost except a lot of misery
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 5th, 2021, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
just found we qualified for sectionals, think they’res anyone who can do a four day turn around on jerseys?… https://t.co/jECsY7xZeI
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 5th, 2021, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
sure looks like a lot plane wrecks’ #Trouble https://t.co/Iws7UqA0rV
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 5th, 2021, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
kind of ironic that luke skywalker killed boba fett, yet almost got killed by a cor vett.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 4th, 2021, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
i always root against the g birds. #prochampies https://t.co/7Ssb0SMnLj
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
ok, i’ll bite. how the heck is this guy supposed to stop covid? https://t.co/ZcwVu76n4P
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 10:33 p.m. Retweet
“Just to be cautious, I separated from my family, slept in a different part of the house, and throughout the night… https://t.co/OuetCbWG5D
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
tried to return some triscuits at the greengrocers today because they didn’t say “nabisco” anywhere on the package,… https://t.co/Fw8QVJnq3O
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
just wanted to-give a big shout out to all the canadians on here. you folks know a metric shit tonne of shit about… https://t.co/Nn38NEXXVF
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @NoTheOtherJohn: I'm going to be completely honest with you. I do not understand why Drake is a thing
@burnsideulti   Friday September 3rd, 2021, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
me, when something goes wrong: fuck a duck zeus: yes. yes, good idea!
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 2nd, 2021, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
super groups get tricky. bob band “jeffelo” tommy heartbreaker roy solo george beatle https://t.co/KJLn5oy92t
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 2nd, 2021, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
mick rollingstone keith rollingstone other dudes rollinstone
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 2nd, 2021, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
all bands should be like the ramones. greg allman duane allman dicky allman john beatle paul beatle george beatle ringo starr
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 2nd, 2021, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
gonna take this opportunity to get vulnerable and admit that i always think achtung baby was the last u2 album befo… https://t.co/WiV2cLUvVH
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 1st, 2021, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
mark’s trying to get ninja team gatchaman to move in with him https://t.co/pm5q1s6R6Y https://t.co/4Z1DxzcRZD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 1st, 2021, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
…trying to sneak ashlin joye onto the burnside sectionals practice squad roster…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 1st, 2021, 3:59 p.m. Retweet
Every time I tweet about something that’s not frisbee and I get zero likes I just go “yeah I deserve that”, but I a… https://t.co/9lQTzH0g5U
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
perhaps the real bonnaroo was the coachellas we made along the way
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @eisingerj: What's going on with @HeidiHeitkamp & taxes now is an incredible story of how Washington works. At once, shocking but also…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
im not even mad. not mad. laughing honestly.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
in between hot girls summer and old man winter lies…. doughy tired dude autumn
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
if i made this list, i’d be really embarrassed because when they’d interview me i’d probably blurt out that over th… https://t.co/7cV6lxgwIt
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 31st, 2021, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: Like things so charged with meaning that their forms are dimmed.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 30th, 2021, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
the guy doesn’t even know he’s already on my handwritten list of “guys that will probably be 40 in 2022” https://t.co/vL2niXoPWp
@burnsideulti   Monday August 30th, 2021, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @DennisFarrell: Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeti…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 30th, 2021, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
hey @RipCityUltimate @DickAndSauce what is this weed and why does it stink like its the cheeseburglar? https://t.co/WKAsDzSDU7
@burnsideulti   Monday August 30th, 2021, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
a list of players that i have literally seen walking/jogging on my tiny block, but can’t convince to play on my fri… https://t.co/KfHvu0z4On
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