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@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
where can i buy one of those weird safety vests the soccer players that aren't going to get to play have to wear? asking for ron.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
too hot today. driving around for work and just leaving the sun shade up. if i wreck, so be it https://t.co/mteofmgq76
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
shit shit shit how do i delete.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
it dipped down this am, gonna fire up the furnace ti take the edge off https://t.co/T8wARjmJM2
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
If the characters in Indiana Jones aged at the same rate as the actors in real life, then Indiana Jones 5 would tak… https://t.co/seisAXwLRh
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
gonna call this weather “friends-seinfeld-er” because it’s pretty much the 90s inside my house https://t.co/pUm0b7luNt
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
"Led by vocalist Susan Ottaviano, the band also includes keyboardists Ted Ottaviano (no relation to Susan), Lauren… https://t.co/VVOEdZIw1v
@burnsideulti   Friday June 25th, 2021, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
shit. nevermind, ron was lying and he never won the callahan.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 25th, 2021, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
took a quick look at some of the #masersnats rosters and see it breaking down like this: # of former Callahan Winn… https://t.co/jVCWN2LzQM
@burnsideulti   Friday June 25th, 2021, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @meaganmday: Here’s a good illustration of the Chinese concept of involution, a term university students & white-collar millennial worke…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 24th, 2021, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
one looks like a total bad ass. one looks like a sleepy time jammy baby. https://t.co/lj8ONEaJnV
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 24th, 2021, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
Hot take for the weekend: I liked some of the sleeved nba jerseys. The ones that sucked were for teams i hate, so t… https://t.co/r1b8WFH5oK
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 22nd, 2021, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: Major Heatwave Headed for Portland Oregon on Saturday June 26, 2021 https://t.co/vBGivcMVvy via @YouTube
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 22nd, 2021, 5:17 a.m. Retweet
dont know why parker molloy agreed to star in that karen movie
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
my youngest roommate got into my old calvin and hobbes books and has been reading them lately. he pulled out all my… https://t.co/4dUVorZ8uo
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @AaronFlowPwr: All this talk about shoplifting... You wanna talk about theft? Fine let's talk about theft. https://t.co/ZwR2urhYnb
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @markydoodoo: I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
my boss told a story about getting kicked out of the viper club because he was wearing “dress shorts”
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
if ulty eventually gets in, she’ll get her wish https://t.co/p8N6bZ6VGQ
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
officialy done with the @NBA if they cant stop these fake ass SUPERTEAMS from forming “big 3s” and making a mocker… https://t.co/5XEoNu8SRo
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
just saw the cord. turns out the cars electric. :(
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
talking about standardized testing so im heading to their garage to start their car and close all the doors. https://t.co/YHKhBc6W8p
@burnsideulti   Monday June 21st, 2021, 12:37 a.m. Retweet
im at a father’s day cookout with my roommate, and her nephew is talking all kinds of shit about the renters in the… https://t.co/3TSpKIwa6E
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 19th, 2021, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @drankturpentine: wanna feel old? try being alive for a long time
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 19th, 2021, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @Jaybefaunt: So..... This is fascism. We tried to tell you but many of you didn't listen to us. You insisted that we vote for Biden beca…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 18th, 2021, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
the internet is wild because when i was growing up i could just take a wild guess and say “i bet don beebe isn’t a… https://t.co/LTQB2lY32e
@burnsideulti   Friday June 18th, 2021, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
not enough people talking about how fast my reflexes are that i was able to use my phone to take a picture of my ph… https://t.co/7lJ92XwtFB
@burnsideulti   Friday June 18th, 2021, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
reviewing the old film footage of mickle calling stall https://t.co/vVH8hjm0TJ
@burnsideulti   Friday June 18th, 2021, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @LeeOSanderlin: I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy foo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 17th, 2021, 11:52 p.m. Retweet
spending the afternoon deciding to get back into sebadoh. https://t.co/y4T5xYKUXB
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 17th, 2021, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
i think some of these sixers fans aren’t trusting the process hard enough https://t.co/HPZ8pZ1jM9
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 17th, 2021, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
RT @CivilEats: In her new book, ‘Planet Palm,’ journalist @jocelynzuck investigates the devastating environmental, health, and human costs…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @Grafera: 🗺 A map to commemorate the triumph, trauma, and tear gas of a year of protest in Anarchist Jurisdiction Portland™, from May 20…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @MacSmiff: I could be mathing wrong but if police solve less than 50% of crimes but more than half of the arrests are for homelessness,…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
what eric wantz, eric goetz=former Burnsiders all get +5s
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
Segal=gonna have to rank you on the Kula powerpoint scale and give you a "32J"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
Lasta but not Leasta= -2 (I want to pull you aside in the DMs and let you know that if you would just one time in y… https://t.co/weyghtccfi
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
The Clearasite!=solid, very solid 3.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
joel=5 years ago you were a +3, but father time is undefeated :( alex=+4.46 10yard=on field +2, off field in the community/streets +5.2
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
brianna=+4.3 whale bus= grade unknown, never met you.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
for every Retweet I’ll respond with your VAULTS score
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 16th, 2021, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
I rate everyone on the VAULTS system: v-alue a-bove u-ltimate l-eague t-eammate (s-pring) It’s a weighted sca… https://t.co/0U6hqVRnJo
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 15th, 2021, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
portland’s masters team used to be called PIPEFITTERS. the logo was a wrench turned in too a bong. https://t.co/8Kd3bAIoHv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 15th, 2021, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
these are so specific nowadays, ifeel seen https://t.co/gO6nOZ5up9
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 15th, 2021, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
i think the colloquial term is “wer’e fcuked” https://t.co/ULFcgG6YUG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 15th, 2021, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @MrTomRad: I was talking with my kid (who is non-binary) about a friend whose child just also started using they/them pronouns. The pare…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 15th, 2021, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @jeremysmiles: uh yeah i "get" memes alright https://t.co/xRd8OLmBX4
@burnsideulti   Monday June 14th, 2021, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
i feel like im getting old because dude tennis players nowadays all have names like djoncic dvinkovic, matteo bearp… https://t.co/GPta43s1Rt
@burnsideulti   Monday June 14th, 2021, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
at practice this weekend ron suggested the o line do trust falls to build a rapoport on the field. in similar news… https://t.co/wgR43hVJFq
@burnsideulti   Monday June 14th, 2021, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
hind sight is 2020, but i bet joker would like to take back that play where he tried to punch that dude in the face.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 13th, 2021, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
me when i see the born again cia apologist gif https://t.co/jarsLKtnab
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 13th, 2021, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
i haven’t told anyone this, but last week a bird shit on my pants when i was walking
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 13th, 2021, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL: no that's why I'm so FUCKIN confused https://t.co/T9ccjV6RME
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 12th, 2021, 4:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @IronProle: Stop calling them sweeps and call them attacks. You dont sweep humans like trash, thats called violence.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 12th, 2021, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
i dont want to jump to conclusions but this guy sure seems like a dumb asshole https://t.co/SDf534Mu8s
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 12th, 2021, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @harryaaron: The Men’s bathroom at the Kansas City War Memorial is one of most unhinged pieces of architecture known to man. -Piss Win…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 11th, 2021, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: I absolutely want to leave whole entire north America
@burnsideulti   Friday June 11th, 2021, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @ProPeace97: An easy solution to one of the world's most contentious conflicts 😎 What could possibly go wrong??? After all, Americans lo…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 11th, 2021, 4:20 a.m. Retweet
the cardboard cutout has better comedic timing than sabrina ionescu.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 11th, 2021, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
RT @chelounger: I'm always confusing the names of various ominous organizations so I made a handy chart to keep track https://t.co/A12DozNK…
@burnsideulti   Friday June 11th, 2021, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
#CancelCulture doesn’t exist because mark jackson is still alive and on air https://t.co/qo6TDHpCQS
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 10th, 2021, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
who do you not bother following because you see all their tweets via retweet anyway? for me its klippenstein and lubchansky
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 10th, 2021, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @nomorefreeways: This is the sort of stuff @oregondot could do on TV Highway, 82nd Avenue, Barbur, Powell, McLoughlin.... but instead OD…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 10th, 2021, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @Roots_Action: Don't stop talking about Palestine #FreePalestine https://t.co/g8Il78UhrM
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 10th, 2021, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
you’re a 5’11 o line handler, i’m a 5’10 d line handler i’m just built different
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 10th, 2021, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths https://t.co/Fe37yOsX5f https://t.co/JUzCzkzFYR
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