@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 12:09 p.m. Retweet
got this footage of johnny. if you play them, don’t let them do this. (man left open) 3/643 https://t.co/j0OtrtR3vv
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 12:07 p.m. Retweet
Guys. It’s time for some game theory. So bustle up butter cups, and get ready to dig in for strat talk. (grab some… https://t.co/xhZHXtP5zS
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 17th, 2021, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
wtf, im tired as hell. we gotta do this tomorrow too? https://t.co/GYCqEORQka
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
they re all my dads. burnside 5-O forever https://t.co/loHrh8QZtw
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
even a blind squirrel can get nutted on. 15-5 bside over creaky https://t.co/z4JbnLzG0i
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
denver magicly turns discrafts into innova pulsars https://t.co/SLviCyMIrT
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 1:13 p.m. Retweet
welp. time to shut up or push up. #gametime #mastersnats https://t.co/wnxKZjijLf
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 11:40 a.m. Retweet
virgin rise n grind versus chad wake n bake https://t.co/itZuaieZm2
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 11:18 a.m. Retweet
me walking in the neighborhood at 9pm: i forgot how pretty colorado can be, i could totally live here me waking u… https://t.co/xg9C8Es7oC
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 1:03 a.m. Retweet
wow this blew up, i don’t have anything to sell, but want advice in something to buy! saw this cool phone on my wif… https://t.co/FlShoo2wjM
@burnsideulti   Friday July 16th, 2021, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
get a load of this guy watching paul blart mall cop on the plane. rewinding and rewatching his favorite pratfalls https://t.co/Uswb3oyAxj
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 9:43 p.m. Retweet
ZIP TIP: try to cram in two years of conditioning in the 3-4 hours before you fly to #mastersnats
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
taking that classic pdx airport carpet pic https://t.co/yxlP4XXjRQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
me, when the captains are trying to come up with a DGP line: https://t.co/Jlq8NOZ8jh
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
pulling old cleats out the closet and getting fond memories of “hey, i haven’t worn those since i broke my ankle in them!”
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 5:04 a.m. Retweet
so worked up that i’m trying to calm down by weighing my cleats. low dudes get to come to #mastersnats https://t.co/PnzIEoXOmg
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 15th, 2021, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
out of all the things i don’t miss about the midwest, i most don’t miss the corn wasps! its so refreshing to live o… https://t.co/ELhmUvUhpl
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
my mom used to savagely burn me by saying things like “well well well, looks like little lord fauntleroy wants to g… https://t.co/A4HRcNIinv
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
who's the best little bod who's a carve of beef who's your carved ham up here who's carved up https://t.co/cPfUkqsgX6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @KimmyMonte: your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Otto…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
kind of sick of teamates insisting our new jerseys are "mango" https://t.co/4pE3cimU86
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: “I spent months researching Dick Cheney, fully immersing myself in the ‘Controversy Section’ of his Wikipedia page. That’s wh…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 14th, 2021, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
for all you ultimate folks that only came to the sport through cross country and dont know about legit sports, shoh… https://t.co/x735tPWonE
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 13th, 2021, 12:41 a.m. Retweet
still work shopping this one
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 13th, 2021, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
terrence trenton home run d’erby
@burnsideulti   Monday July 12th, 2021, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
ultimate gibson protege? dang, they are really treating brodie like a tiny baby. https://t.co/ZRsNlbfV1Z
@burnsideulti   Monday July 12th, 2021, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
On a scale of 1 to 10 with -6 being Led Zeppelin and 32 being The Police; how often does your favorite band sing th… https://t.co/nQuqroWpR8
@burnsideulti   Monday July 12th, 2021, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
just think, in only 7 days i'll be flying home depressed on how our season ended at #mastersnats https://t.co/Q1jPz0gq5O
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 11th, 2021, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
if a movie is able to effectively create a world building aura of magical realism, then sometimes i’m able to root… https://t.co/1a3LbKHKw0
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
When I say fuck landlords I mean I also mean fuck the guys who cut too far away and I can’t throw that far.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
would you rather: die at age 75 falling thru sidewalk elevator delivery gate? die at age 30 while dunking in an nba game?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @HatTheButcher: A man hands you a box. Telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill i…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 4:30 a.m. Retweet
if he plaid ultimate hed know youre always “down 2, game to 3” https://t.co/rrDEAQ2mXl
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
let me know if you’ve ever read any of these books of your own free will. so i can mute you. https://t.co/xgq46sl14l
@burnsideulti   Friday July 9th, 2021, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @mettahapa: This is a list of just 20 (of hundreds) of palm oil derivatives. These are in ice creams. Palm oil is the number one threat…
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 8th, 2021, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @APStylebook: Avoid the vague jargon "officer-involved" or "police-involved." Be specific about what happened. If police use the term, a…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 7th, 2021, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @KanielaIng: Stop coming to Hawai’i. They are treating us like second class citizens, literally cutting off our water to feed over-touri…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 7th, 2021, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @TorraineWalker: Haiti is poor and unstable because France forced it to pay 100 years of reparations for daring to kill their colonizers…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
it always hits our most vulnerable. there’s never any equalizer. https://t.co/oo6GdvrDiX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
just want to skip out on work this afternoon and watch itysl season 2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
just found out that’s what it actually means. my joke turned into the truth
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
sure i suffer from ‘ED’ E-rectile D-isfunction lol
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
Maybe if I yell at you You'll trust in what I'm sayin' https://t.co/ca6SQV6SMR
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
i was just busting the new dudes chops, but now im self conscious because I HAVE THIS BOOK TOO. (highlighted in pi… https://t.co/c362mAMhch
@burnsideulti   Monday July 5th, 2021, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
happy julio de mayo everyone.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 4th, 2021, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
bob seger his whole catalogue is the same single song, just this hacky bullshit earnestness that is the embodiment… https://t.co/dJK3WsNnrh
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 4th, 2021, 1:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @DaShaunLH: more reasons to boycott the olympics: -it has historically displaced Black/poor people from their respective cities. -it p…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 4th, 2021, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
i bet NOBODY ever thought that brook lopez would make it to the finals before robin lopez.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 4th, 2021, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @sarahjeong: 1) anyone setting fireworks in Portland this year is a piece of shit 2) my thoughts are with the hundreds of traumatized pe…
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 4th, 2021, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
@prideofny @Ultiworld covid was pretty fucking rough on hank womble
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 3rd, 2021, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
theres a dude who keeps accidentally using my email, his must be like one letter off. i wish i had his life. he lov… https://t.co/ZGsmUogpyR
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 3rd, 2021, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @LizardRumsfeld: It looks bad sure, but have you heard about cancel culture https://t.co/G7kBGM3zW5
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 3rd, 2021, 2:40 p.m. Retweet
tired: hot boy summer wired: hot brett somers https://t.co/EkJomxWFEJ
@burnsideulti   Friday July 2nd, 2021, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
i’m only a little over 2,300 followers away from 3,000. can i get a signal boost for my half/birthday?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 2nd, 2021, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @socialistdogmom: i don’t know what to say or do about it, but the breakneck speed at which trans people are becoming the big culture wa…
@burnsideulti   Friday July 2nd, 2021, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
i made a gif: chem-farmer it's all i'll use from now on. https://t.co/j51iEbD8To
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 1st, 2021, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
had to bring out the heavy guns to get out of the funk: https://t.co/EiSuGRFbvR
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 1st, 2021, 11:52 p.m. Retweet
one of my college classmates supposedly dated one of the guys from mercury rev after we graduated. i thought they… https://t.co/qgt54hc7NB
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 1st, 2021, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
Number two has got me confused Hope I'll always be numbers one and three
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 1st, 2021, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
listening to luna on repeat until morale improves. https://t.co/hYBQcXudU4
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 1st, 2021, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
earbuds are great because my coworkers might not like DK https://t.co/d44ma0beJQ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 30th, 2021, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
it sucks when this kind of thing happens and i have to wait to tell my funny story about it to real life friends https://t.co/UWCE9gtOWO
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 29th, 2021, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @wilsonxcassie: Climate justice is transit justice is disability justice https://t.co/ylPhx9yKrF
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 29th, 2021, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
in the original Twilight zone episode about the gremlin, the gremlin appears on the left wing yet, in the Landis mo… https://t.co/NhvE8iCAC4
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 29th, 2021, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @MikePrysner: There’s always an excuse to bomb Iraq. Biden is the 6th president in a row to do it! The official reasons always change, b…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 29th, 2021, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: This may surprise you but it's true https://t.co/S7RMvI7eVR
@burnsideulti   Monday June 28th, 2021, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
I usually memorize a movie on first viewing and never need to see it again, but I've maybe seen these more than 4 t… https://t.co/v59sk0TlpS
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