@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 29th, 2021, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
rip in peace mr perry. thanks for making this jam… https://t.co/76wl9sWw9J
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 29th, 2021, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @jahorne: Success is not defined by the car you drive... It's defined by the bus you ride! 😃
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 29th, 2021, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
chekov always said that if you mention the corn wasps in the first act then in the third act you’re gonna get total… https://t.co/yjkcToerQm
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 28th, 2021, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
ive said it before and i’ll say it again, but an under the center three step drop can only be primary timing route… https://t.co/h2QQNj90kc
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @cumeredaddy: dropped my earphone in coconut chutney this is the last straw
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
chutney a sauce, or a base? discuss!
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @Sriracha_FG: 🌶️ FOLLOW & RT for your chance to #WIN this Flying Goose bundle - it comes with a Baseball Cap, Carry Bag, Keyrings and a…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
RT @Cha51brolll19: How much Hershey's Chocolate Syrup can I add before it's really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @Steve_Perrault: When I ask for extra honey mustard and they give me no honey mustard at all https://t.co/f9o9pFwELh
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @MnpsSafe: Anti-vaxxers Arby's 🤝 Horsey Sauce
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 7:29 p.m. Retweet
I don’t care if I get fired, I’m an unpaid intern. I only have to answer to my uncle who got me this gig. But this… https://t.co/B69nIAl9Nb
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
We’ve deleted our previous tweet as our legal department has strongly suggested our marketing department not refer… https://t.co/bH76ST1A5Q
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Only two can stay! 🤔🤔🤔🥰 #vegan #promoted https://t.co/ybkaWfF6h7
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
Let’s talk eggplant recipes! The most common eggplant complaints are: “mouthfeel like a dish sponge” “flavor profi… https://t.co/yHFptYgr5R
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Bird Facts Page-A-Day Calendar On A Real Hot Streak https://t.co/jGDbCMWQKh https://t.co/x9TvQJAfaK
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
From April 2020 (start of pandemic) to June 2021 (end of Sauce Council fiscal year), American sauce consumption inc… https://t.co/l9PYeuIx6w
@burnsideulti   Friday August 27th, 2021, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
look who i ran into! played a good couple games of mini with the wonderful dudes from @RipCityUltimate… https://t.co/C85EKDDy2x
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 26th, 2021, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
i used to do property maintenance for a former cop’s rental property. https://t.co/3YYOTtmV43
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 26th, 2021, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
okay folks, here’s a toughy. should superman be portrayed like he’s 6’3”-230 or 6’1”-195?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 26th, 2021, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: “see something, say something” is about horses out the window
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 25th, 2021, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @herbiehancock: Happy birthday @Wayne_Shorter! https://t.co/EVEjVj1pms
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 25th, 2021, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
im deeply committed to the realistic portrayal of physics in media, so if i were to film a heist movie i would make… https://t.co/hO3zDZ3rde
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 25th, 2021, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @stacyfmitchell: 1. It turns out that big-box stores are an even worse deal for cities and towns – worse than anyone, even their opponen…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 24th, 2021, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
They could have named him Spiderboy, but they didn’t. They did not name him that. They deliberately chose Spider-Ma… https://t.co/cQqTqjTYAz
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 24th, 2021, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
recently allot of crossword puzzles have margarinealized the use of “oleo” in the clues.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 24th, 2021, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
meg white is now the greatest living rock and roll drummer
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 24th, 2021, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: I will do my endeavor.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 24th, 2021, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
a stranger’s car just pulled up to the high school kid’s house next door. picked up a big pile of ultrastars off th… https://t.co/VUtPOBt7fq
@burnsideulti   Monday August 23rd, 2021, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
dont industrial strength horse medication shame me
@burnsideulti   Monday August 23rd, 2021, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
they always talk about midevil england, but whens it going to finally be fullevil?
@burnsideulti   Monday August 23rd, 2021, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
who decided to call it “throwing a callahan” instead of an “owned goal”
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 22nd, 2021, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
why would they admit they didn’t finish wiring the system? https://t.co/usKYamywW9
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 21st, 2021, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @mhdksafa: What we learned in 2020? That oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That healthcare has to be public because hea…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 21st, 2021, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
my life is like a modern day sci-fi movie. if i try to walk down stairs within 1/2 hour of waking up i move like a… https://t.co/IQTL72xKpv
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
i’ll put these 5 against new york’s 5 any day of the week https://t.co/dCiCcQIq6G
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
it’s looking like we will to try to answer the age old question this fall: can burnside beat a sectionals level men’s team?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
siri, show me someone who has never met a person who performs manual labor https://t.co/gVf86AB29S
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @crulge: a core principle of the US welfare state /'work ethic' is that poverty must be made so miserable, and its relief so arduous, th…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @totalrecallpdx: Ready to #RecallWheeler? You can sign from home today! Here's how: Then pledge to get 99 more signatures! https://t.c…
@burnsideulti   Friday August 20th, 2021, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
puttin a halloween emporium inside the hollowed out carcass of onlyfans before september 1
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 19th, 2021, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @MorePerfectUS: On Wednesday, @DannyDevito expressed solidarity with striking Nabisco workers. “NO CONTRACTS NO SNACKS,” he tweeted. T…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 19th, 2021, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
is yahoo even around anymore to buy onlyfans for a huge sum immediately before it goes bankrupt?
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 19th, 2021, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @PearlsFromMyrna: It takes a lifetime of experience to properly handle cling wrap.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 19th, 2021, 3:54 p.m. Retweet
i unabashedly love seeing two women aged roughly 40-80 and you can’t tell which one is the mom
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 18th, 2021, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
doing some research and finding some amazing stuff https://t.co/mbgYBwqHWr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 18th, 2021, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @hilaryagro: It's honestly incredible how many huge geopolitical events can be traced back to the US wanting to delegitimize and crush c…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 18th, 2021, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
i whole heartedly love mr do more than dig dug, yet even i can admit that the planar physics are warped and require… https://t.co/tilqVTWG3h
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 17th, 2021, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
triple crown forces entire teams to fly 650 miles to go sectionals! #FOOLISH https://t.co/HOiyNywnhL
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 17th, 2021, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
at some point i need to look in the mirror and admit i’m wasting my fucking time around here https://t.co/KSgdymr0w3
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 17th, 2021, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
man, some of those old frisbee movies aged poorly. https://t.co/29UEXrKUp9
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 17th, 2021, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
there’s like 8 guys on ironside who looked like this https://t.co/kgTUOesVyW
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 17th, 2021, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
the roman empire fell because they never invested in too #Bitcoins
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
i #treelawed my 90+ year old neighbor a few years ago when he insisted i either trim my maple, or he would cut all… https://t.co/MdBiWIrTlB
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
i had a chain wallet like i was in the deftones or some shit. all just so i could keep three dollars in change at… https://t.co/X5EWAfefHx
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reductress: Mixed Signals? Man Introduced Himself With His Pronouns and Then Said His Name Was ‘Tanner’: https://t.co/vRfuIRUC5t https:…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
and i promise you i will never try to find out.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
one of the most problematic parts if #woodstock99 was that it was a sequel. not many people know that the first woo… https://t.co/aScNMBazNg
@burnsideulti   Monday August 16th, 2021, 5:34 a.m. Retweet
#2 has got me confused. hope i'll always be #s 1 and 3 wanna ask but i just stare. can i run my hands thru your car wash hair.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 15th, 2021, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
the dream of the 80s is alive in my backyard https://t.co/YgbKLpyg1y
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 15th, 2021, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
RT @abandonedameric: Just want to take a moment to thank all the teachers out there for doing an incredibly difficult job. Most teach becau…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 14th, 2021, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @robdelaney: Making my massive son’s carve the word “Integrity” into a 1200 year old sequoia tree to Earn back their Nintendo switches
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 12th, 2021, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: we seemed to be sailing through boundless fields of ripe and golden wheat
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 12th, 2021, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
was napping in a hamhock one lazy afternoon and got surprise woken up by burnside favorite, kilmer. he wasn’t suppo… https://t.co/o24YfyaliZ
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 12th, 2021, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
folks,, my brain is in a good space. getting near time to wreck it again.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 12th, 2021, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
went camping for four days with no cell service https://t.co/mCGa8HDkuM
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 8th, 2021, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @sannewman: Socialism sounds great on paper but it sounds even better in a raucous bar, or on a deserted beach at sunset, or in a rumple…
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 8th, 2021, 2:01 p.m. Retweet
@No_Look_Scoober is going to be recruiting a LOT of these sub guys this next week.
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 8th, 2021, 1:40 p.m. Retweet
the first few points bakes thevquestion: is mickle washed?
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 8th, 2021, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @astoldbykaki: I work at a food bank, and I spend a lot of time at food pantries and food distributions. I get asked all the time, "do y…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 7th, 2021, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
pretty smart of ecu to not let anyone know what # you are. the old oregon duck bball strategy.
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