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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
mess-messi-messier-messiest *i delete my jokes so i can repost them.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: There's hogsheads of sperm ahead
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
*prawns sorry, i forget the real name’s
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
when the beginner soldier dudes get to move double fast, or gain revenge upon their opressors and become royalty th… https://t.co/kSCM6F5jje
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 30th, 2021, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
id be allot better at Chess if i could come up with a equation to get the relative value of the horsies versus the… https://t.co/Vz3pE6fPiU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 10:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @lukeoneil47: Starting to get a little corny here I understand but it’s no less true that every national politician has a body count on…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
colin whitehead from “enron:smartest guys in the room” was one of my teammates back then, and he never made fun of me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
on the plus side, janet from slater kinney called me “soldier field” for a few weeks.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
the host wrongly graded my answer anyway, and then when i got indignant he got the whole bar to call me “soldier fi… https://t.co/jzLMWPOYDb
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
i used to play bar trivia back in the day, and once in 2002 the question was “where do the chicago bears play their… https://t.co/bfUCJ599L0
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @SwampCommunist: People see a homeless person with a dog and think "Oh no! Someone should help that dog"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @fro_vo: me: i thought our tree was dead but now it has a new bud wife: that’s a relief me: i know what a new bud is linda
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
i dont know what a macarthur fellow is but i 100% want to fight one or be one.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 29th, 2021, 5:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @ThunderRugbyCA: Before Saturday's match, Canada v Chile is Coastal Cup match UVic Vikes vs Pacific Pride at 1:30pm. Teams will be weari…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
this was brought on while i was watching some game tape and utterly baffled by the height of some players who think… https://t.co/mKHshgnuji
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
B shouldn’t make that cut if they aren’t at least a 8020 advantage over their defender. A shouldn’t have to make ju… https://t.co/flPeGEuU2f
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
ok. im broken now, time to discuss a little disc. after getting the disc, cut A immediately puts up a flat 5050 ba… https://t.co/ixqKgd29dE
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
it’s a joke. this was a 1980s sidescrolling video game, commonly known as a “platformer” and the contras were a fas… https://t.co/xiptvPTX85
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
there’s only one fascist that i support giving a platform https://t.co/hCDAYCZsVd
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
i just want you to know that the love that you brought to our child’s birthday party has turned this into a bouncy HOME
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 28th, 2021, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @bernybelvedere: This is lacrosse's great gift to the world: the most amazing collection of names ever assembled. https://t.co/RKUGXFkJTr
@burnsideulti   Monday September 27th, 2021, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @mrdannyglover: The inhumane treatment of Haitian refugees at the US Mexico border is unacceptable @POTUS & @VP Stop the Racist Deporta…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 27th, 2021, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @FrogandToadbot: 'Shut up!' screamed Toad.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 27th, 2021, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: Vancouver British Columbia is well overdue for the Megathrust Earthquake
@burnsideulti   Monday September 27th, 2021, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
now that the field for nationals is set, what are the big surprises for teams that didn’t make it? doublewide, furi… https://t.co/o2wmx1kpYH
@burnsideulti   Monday September 27th, 2021, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
pretty sure you cant be racist towards italians since theyre fictional. kind if like narnians, or brobdingnagians,… https://t.co/PxmjwcocTo
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 26th, 2021, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @ronsgonewrong: Ron may be wrong sometimes, but he’ll always be your best friend. #RonsGoneWrong hits theaters October 22!
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 25th, 2021, 2:34 p.m. Retweet
in diehard 2, when bruce willis kills the military-man with the icicle, that’s a victimless crime because no court… https://t.co/fnZkVt21Zz
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 25th, 2021, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
they could have just called it “sharp-nel” to let us know it’s really dangerous when it explodes
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 25th, 2021, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @Caulimovirus: Somebody please give @limitlessjest $10 million so he can turn his screenplay Sockeye into a movie
@burnsideulti   Friday September 24th, 2021, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
we should never cut the Pentagram’s budget. its too important for our defense https://t.co/6gkZt7AbCd
@burnsideulti   Friday September 24th, 2021, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
allot of you talk a big game here online, but i bet if we met up in an alley you wouldn’t be so quick to not like my tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday September 24th, 2021, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
checks calendar, its only friday? three more days of this jersey bullshit?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 24th, 2021, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @ochocinco: I think i talk too much & none of you fucking interact with me on serious topics because I’m so accessible & sociable, I’m o…
@burnsideulti   Friday September 24th, 2021, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
only daniel day lewis commands the gravitas
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 23rd, 2021, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
i didn’t spend 2 years apprenticing in the sanitational arts just to have a dandy fop like chris pratt portray our most famous alumni.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 23rd, 2021, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
with all the frisbee jersey twitter nowadays, anybody else notice this phenomenon? https://t.co/mfoTNqMjgg
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 23rd, 2021, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @mayascade: john coltrane’s music is the place i retreat. a place where the fullness of human expression is infinite and infinitely brin…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 23rd, 2021, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
me when i hear a tenuous anecdote that reaffirms my previously held beliefs. https://t.co/GlubXB8tIz
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 22nd, 2021, 6:31 p.m. Retweet
“book of love” is better than you’d think
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 22nd, 2021, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
especially: depressed commode-music for dumb asses https://t.co/8Usmp4qL5d
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 22nd, 2021, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
young me would kick modern me’s ass for this, but i’ve finally bought at least one album from every band mocked in… https://t.co/udM0rSPnNN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 22nd, 2021, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @liljonlovitz: if i were a caveman i would probably be the one in the tribe who watches a lot of anime
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 22nd, 2021, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @Maxxjd_33: I keep going back to the fact we were ready to invade Cuba a couple weeks ago cause of “human rights abuses.”
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 21st, 2021, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @iamspacegirl: God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 21st, 2021, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
last sunday i was trying to get everyone at pickup to quit defaulting to horizontal o, but got denied by the parliamentarian
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 21st, 2021, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
many hands makes for light work. throwing hands makes for even less work.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 20th, 2021, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @humorandanimals: come on abe, just throw the frisbee (viralhog) https://t.co/sf7sLcg0Lm
@burnsideulti   Monday September 20th, 2021, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
no yolo, but my goal in life is to write a wildly popular set of YA novels focused on teen space travel in our sola… https://t.co/BfWUmn5FTi
@burnsideulti   Monday September 20th, 2021, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @womensart1: Photographer Eve Arnold, Kathleen Cleaver of the Black Panthers, 1969 #WomensArt https://t.co/s82sULLvAN
@burnsideulti   Monday September 20th, 2021, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
@being_ulti honestly though folks, it’s pretty fantastic.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 19th, 2021, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @dollarbinblues: "Hi, I'm Ishmael, and welcome to Jackass."
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 18th, 2021, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
im just worried sam diego will turn into this: https://t.co/nTMOMsleFV
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 18th, 2021, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
ever sense we got eliminated at sectionals, i realize its gonna be pretty weird for the frisbee community to not ha… https://t.co/UQ1yWD3BTQ
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 18th, 2021, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
[whispering to date while reading “Moby-Dick: or The Whale” when Moby Dick first appears on page] "That's Moby Dick… https://t.co/tubCDGwsgy
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 18th, 2021, 2:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @robrousseau: Occupy was a desperate plea for help from a generation that was seeing their future being stolen from them in real time, a…
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 18th, 2021, 5:24 a.m. Retweet
i think a lot of this could have been avoided
@burnsideulti   Friday September 17th, 2021, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
riddle me this batman, why am i so svelte and handsome in a light jacket and slacks, but reveal that i’m a tubby hu… https://t.co/SKqJhY8xP4
@burnsideulti   Friday September 17th, 2021, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @papasuncle: this is so me lmao classic me
@burnsideulti   Friday September 17th, 2021, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
my favorite thing in twitter is to not like the popular first tweet, but only the self deprecating follow up. just… https://t.co/zX4PhbSIQd
@burnsideulti   Friday September 17th, 2021, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
i spent 20 minutes on these. now i know how ozymandias felt
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 16th, 2021, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
man, the facility manager memes are sending me! https://t.co/eGILdz6HcH
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 16th, 2021, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
remember how there used to be a good frisbee player from the colorado school of mimes?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Night-Shift Janitor Leaves Behind Brilliant Solution To Israeli–Palestinian Conflict On U.N. Chalkboard https://t.co/xvFQkrO6…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
my parents went to branson once and spent 10 minutes telling me the story about how they spent 30 minutes waiting i… https://t.co/8rX0NZrRnC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
#ishouldjustuseinstagramnobodywantspicturesonhere
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
but the clincher was finding my junior high trapper folder that i pulled out of the garbage after @jloneal threw it… https://t.co/3r0lCzk9Ze
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
I just cleaned out a lot of old paperwork and found some winners. -student loan final payment -bursar bill sent to… https://t.co/YbHEierjpg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
1=Y 2=Y, but would give up 6 or 7 points a game in pool play 3=Y, but would skip natties to make out with ourselves… https://t.co/YLRJTZDarr
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 15th, 2021, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
okay, here’s a hyperthetical: you get cloned 25 times, and gene-tically age all if them to 21 years old. They eeril… https://t.co/AA5AvwK4zA
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