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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for
Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
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October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
3 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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Wednesday October 20th, 2021, 5:06 p.m.
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i know allot of folks wanted to say “hi” to me in person this year, but since burnsideulti didn’t qualify for natio…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 20th, 2021, 4:24 p.m.
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RT @FalconryFinance: Felt good being on a jury, wasting a lot of time politely watching the trial, saying next to nothing during deliberati…
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Wednesday October 20th, 2021, 2:38 p.m.
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RT @letsgoayo:
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 20th, 2021, 1:59 p.m.
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RT @hilaryagro: If you're still not sure whether the only function of police is to protect capital, imagine the difference in response if a…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 19th, 2021, 11:16 p.m.
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RT @FalconryFinance: Toilets with menacing auras
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 19th, 2021, 10:32 p.m.
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earth
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 19th, 2021, 8:37 p.m.
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RT @bewgtweets: Me: *carefully going around the victims body with chalk* Detective: We don’t usually outline the balls Me: oh I’m not a c…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 19th, 2021, 6:53 p.m.
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if youask around, i bet most folks agree that #usaunationals is the real #SquidGames
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 8:35 p.m.
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‘left”wing critics are gonna feel pretty stupid if they reveal that part of this money might go towards equity trai…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 7:39 p.m.
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me tiktok dancing at regionals on the retired jersey of some big sky d line cutter.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 4:27 p.m.
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i think i lost a follower for retweeting this earlier today.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 4:18 p.m.
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RT @FugaziTruther: Moby-Dick was published on this date in 1851
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 3:18 p.m.
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what’s the best type of eagle?
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burnsideulti
Monday October 18th, 2021, 3:11 p.m.
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look, it’s not “edgy or cool” to celebrate the death of a prominent political figure you know who’s definitely not…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 17th, 2021, 8:42 p.m.
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RT @archillect:
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 17th, 2021, 3:10 p.m.
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look, don’t even try to inform me about some extinct beast unless you also give me that sweet sweet 1.8m reference…
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 17th, 2021, 1:07 a.m.
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i have’nt bought a godamn @JohnDeere tractor in over three days. almost caved yesterday and bought two, but came to my senses #Solidarity
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 16th, 2021, 2:42 p.m.
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they’lld scab the shit outta me because i just bought a bunch of @PghParcha and
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replica jerseys and m…
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 16th, 2021, 2:41 p.m.
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id probably be fucked if i worked in my same middle management position at john deere hq because im always telling…
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 16th, 2021, 3:06 a.m.
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i guess im just glad i grew up in a massey-ferguson house.
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 16th, 2021, 12:44 a.m.
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i bought a ton of bannanas with the ulterior motive of getting some one to make bannana bread once they started goi…
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 16th, 2021, 12:39 a.m.
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look, im no expert, but shits fucked.
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burnsideulti
Friday October 15th, 2021, 9:29 p.m.
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RT @vijayprashad: My leader, Thomas Sankara, murdered today in 1987 at the tender age of 33. He was the future of the Third World. We conti…
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burnsideulti
Friday October 15th, 2021, 9:26 p.m.
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RT @ukpuppetboy: Happy 96th Birthday to this absolute legend of a human being. 96 years of being a fab star of stage/screen, spokesperson,…
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 7:57 p.m.
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this is all my brain can focus on when i see her
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 7:04 p.m.
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just thought it was cool that his name is stankonia
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 5:08 p.m.
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 5:07 p.m.
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 2:23 p.m.
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also the dude tried to kill his wife while on meth a few years later so all the stories dried up for everyone. no m…
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burnsideulti
Friday October 15th, 2021, 2:19 p.m.
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my folks had a country neighbor that lost a dog to a falcon. just swooped down and took it up. then that family bor…
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Friday October 15th, 2021, 12:16 a.m.
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Thursday October 14th, 2021, 6:39 p.m.
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if it were me and mgmt tried to force me to be a scab and get on the assembly line, id break up and send them a joh…
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 14th, 2021, 4:28 p.m.
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captain america should technically have been some guy named something like “dave america” who just became a captain
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Thursday October 14th, 2021, 2:09 a.m.
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good books.
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 14th, 2021, 1:21 a.m.
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for the @seattlekrakens second game, they plan on wearing throwbacks from the first game of their inaugural season #historical
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burnsideulti
Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 9:08 p.m.
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im petty blocking this guy for humble brag comparing himself to flannery oconner
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Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 9:02 p.m.
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Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 3:13 p.m.
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my 74 year old mom calls every video game system an “Intendo”. my 6 year old roommate calls every video game system an “Intendo”.
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Wednesday October 13th, 2021, 2:32 a.m.
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dear evan esence
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 11:40 p.m.
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RT @vineyille: Wow just got off the phone with The Punisher and he said vaccines were good. I talked to the skull on his shirt and it said…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 9:07 p.m.
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i was just humming “bob” to myself this morning, and wondered why i hadn’t heard it on my ipod shuffle in a while.…
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Tuesday October 12th, 2021, 3:11 a.m.
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RT @taralazar: Clever librarians. You don’t have to ask.
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burnsideulti
Monday October 11th, 2021, 6:07 p.m.
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RT @morgan_sung: the BYU virginity club weighed in on soaking
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burnsideulti
Monday October 11th, 2021, 5:37 p.m.
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if we’re really being critical, the woman at the club should have paid better attention when her boyfriend was givi…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 11th, 2021, 5:07 p.m.
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it’s technically not “mansplaining” because the guy in the @astros shirt was doing a great job of helping his gir…
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Monday October 11th, 2021, 2:24 a.m.
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Monday October 11th, 2021, 1:12 a.m.
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you all make me feel like a persona au gratin sometimes
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 10th, 2021, 10:15 p.m.
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im considered something of a “-ply guy”. i post, and then create zero interaction.
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 10th, 2021, 4:33 a.m.
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had to ghost to watch
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 10th, 2021, 3:29 a.m.
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watching game footage of us instead of the contententent recap? dumb.
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 10th, 2021, 3:22 a.m.
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oh hell yeah.
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burnsideulti
Sunday October 10th, 2021, 3:22 a.m.
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but shit. im still here.
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 11:46 p.m.
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it’s the burnside end’o year party tonight. that always combines my two favorite things: -pickled carrots en escabiche -ghosting around 7
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 11:39 p.m.
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frank gehry ass boat
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 8:54 p.m.
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unfortunately my roommate found this more exciting :(
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 8:40 p.m.
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they’re’s almost more twitter folks here then players. #schwa
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 6:26 p.m.
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RT @MobyDickatSea: The question is, what and where is the skin of the whale?
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Saturday October 9th, 2021, 5:19 p.m.
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@ashish_shah
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Saturday October 9th, 2021, 4:51 p.m.
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best auto parts jingle?
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burnsideulti
Saturday October 9th, 2021, 2:09 p.m.
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Did you remember when i joined Twitter? I dont #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Thursday October 7th, 2021, 5:16 p.m.
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Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:52 p.m.
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i honestly think urban meyer should stay in his lane, and focus on the jags and his marriage right now.
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Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:43 p.m.
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please please please @weatherchannel can you help people like me out and quit showing the 14 day americanized forec…
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burnsideulti
Thursday October 7th, 2021, 4:42 p.m.
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im somewhat of a scientist myself, so i almost exclusively use the metrics system. that’s why its so difficult for…
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Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 9:30 p.m.
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no concessions, no concessions.
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Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 9:29 p.m.
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RT @dennisispeasant: Stop changing your pfps I literally have no idea who you are
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Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 4:52 p.m.
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@ozoneultimate
ozone smells great, ancient greeks were dumb.
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Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 4:30 p.m.
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grillmore grills
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Wednesday October 6th, 2021, 3:24 p.m.
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If you’re a mechanic and a car won’t start, then first thing you do is check the battery. If you’re a film critic a…
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 9:52 p.m.
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we’re all trying to find the guy that drew this
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 7:46 p.m.
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i lost three followers on that last draft dump. now i know what doves sound like :(
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:59 p.m.
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if you like to read about Spurts, this is worth the subscription. but realize just like your 60% of your taxes fund…
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:55 p.m.
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butterfucker
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:55 p.m.
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DAD JOKES: did you hear about the guy from slip knot? yeah, me neither.
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:54 p.m.
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note of republic safety posit box fragrant foul
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:54 p.m.
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i only liked one of the kennedy brothers
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:53 p.m.
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jags-robert-clea #DUVAAAL
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:52 p.m.
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hey jack, i shouldn’t have left the shovel in the driveway. that’s on me.
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 6:51 p.m.
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gotta unload some drafts. feel free to unfollow for five minutes.
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 5:58 p.m.
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hey lady, its a kidney. not a kind-ney
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 4:25 p.m.
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i miss the old punk bands that had strong social messages: the clash: fascism is still here minutemen: communism…
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 3:55 p.m.
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RT @simonan: The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters
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Tuesday October 5th, 2021, 3:12 a.m.
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RT @jon_bois: as a young nfl fan you tend to reflexively hate a lot of teams. i’m a chiefs fan so i grew up hating the raiders and chargers…
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Monday October 4th, 2021, 5:07 p.m.
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RT @mindflakes: Somehow managed to throw a frisbee into the back of my own head
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Monday October 4th, 2021, 5:03 p.m.
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where the heck is sean.
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Monday October 4th, 2021, 4:54 p.m.
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RT @hilaryagro: Imagine getting more defensive of a powerful politician being inconvenienced in the bathroom than hundreds of thousands of…
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burnsideulti
Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:33 p.m.
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perhaps a more important question would be did she become a prison guard with her new boyfriend and did they operat…
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Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:11 p.m.
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did they get divorced the very second he had brought the rest of his family over, and he could legally stay to oper…
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Monday October 4th, 2021, 3:00 p.m.
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i know everyone is chasing clout, but can anyone else here say their cousin married a dutch dude off
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Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 10:28 p.m.
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nice
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Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 4:09 p.m.
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i have these same convos now about loggias versus porticos
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Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 3:53 p.m.
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RT @wildvishwa: Did I say you could take my picture?, Ruby-crowned Kinglet,😅 #wildlife #birds #biodiversity Photo:Patrick
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Sunday October 3rd, 2021, 2:29 p.m.
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RT @facebookvillain:
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Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 8:29 p.m.
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kind of worried for my future because im not sure there will still be janitors under communism
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Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 4:23 p.m.
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whomst?
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Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 4:18 p.m.
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funniest work convo was when me and the structural engineer were talking with a client and one of us kept saying “p…
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Saturday October 2nd, 2021, 1:56 a.m.
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Friday October 1st, 2021, 8:54 p.m.
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who else has chrome blocking all their shit today? and i'm not talking porn, not EVEN talking porn. i can't read n…
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Friday October 1st, 2021, 3:23 p.m.
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this will destroy some folks culture.
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Friday October 1st, 2021, 1:28 a.m.
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bullshit ass damn grow watermelons for five months and they only get to be baseballs. this vegan risotto, chard chi…
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