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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
I think my life peaked when HBO was a free trial weekend during the Buster Douglas v @MikeTyson fight.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
.@averagelifegoal Have you ever been lucky enough to house sit on the weekend for somebody that gets a premium cable channel?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
The only thing more American than Cyber Monday is Kyper Tuesday. http://t.co/mdkrTVwwTe
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
Tried to go to the bank and library, but they were closed. Am I the only person working on cyber Monday?
@burnsideulti   Monday December 1st, 2014, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Run the jewels Face the music Do the bartman Wash the dishes Bring the ruckus Force the middle
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 30th, 2014, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Some of these teams are really controlling the line of cribbage today.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 27th, 2014, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
In Portuguese, a Turkey is called a Peru. What an international bird we all decide to eat only one day a year!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 26th, 2014, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Don't worry, I let the work crew know ulty field dims. They'll probably paint those next. http://t.co/n4Fe0h1esa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 26th, 2014, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
Confession Time: I only know how to use Excel like it's a version of Word that makes better columns.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 25th, 2014, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
.@ektor_jr @tylerkinley On the olde tyme footage during the espn broadcast, teams ran the same two plays nonstop but they were unstoppable.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 24th, 2014, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley @dbaer20 @jimparinella @kdubsultimate In the past, all the handlers were so good that nobody had to make difficult catches.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 24th, 2014, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
It's like twitter can read inside my brain. http://t.co/4HgCRUkE7J
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
.@johncanzanobft That's understandable. Most of us would rather have you build a fence than write your entertainment news column.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
.@John_Iennon Can you talk to your son? I think if you guys made this reunion tour happen you could make $$$$. http://t.co/nVox81G17r
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Who do you block faster: -old middle school friends on Facebook who are bigots -mixed teams that tweet every single score in pool play
@burnsideulti   Friday November 21st, 2014, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
wanna feel old? everybody that fought in the Franco-Prussian War is dead by now.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 20th, 2014, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
TRIVIA: was there a soccer World Cup during this calendar year? (I knew the answer w/o looking.)
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 20th, 2014, 5:30 a.m. Retweet
RT @bfod: Best thing on the internet all year http://t.co/XyzVdZSKLD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
On one hand he was the first African American male to kiss Captain Kirk on network tv, on the other hand he's an alleged serial rapist.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 19th, 2014, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
Possible 2015 Beatles reunion tour: Who you got as replacements? I vote for Julian Lennon and Billy Joel.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley Not even their dad can tell them apart.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Sick of retailers forcing us to try and celebrate holidays out of season. Just saw a bunch of 2003 Arbor Day decorations at Kmart. smh
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 18th, 2014, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
My feed is 50% stand up comics and 50% positive role model female athletes. Now I just need to decide which group to stuff Bill Nye into.
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 15th, 2014, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Huge college football game today. Perhaps the biggest game of the year. Loser has to continue living in their state. #MissStvsBama
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 13th, 2014, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Architecture majors know that only architects get to wear hard hats with a dress shirt and tie http://t.co/a0wQvrlzWD http://…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 12th, 2014, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
What's your favorite parody Gene Hackman account? I like @modernpopeyedoyle and @hoosiercoachinspace best.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 11th, 2014, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
What if the rest of the world was like baseball and my big fat manager also had to wear sensible all black shoes, a name tag and a visor?
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 8th, 2014, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @OriginalWD40: #WD40Uses: Spray cleats before playing in rainy weather to keep mud from sticking. #WD40 http://t.co/mUSiSoTVtr
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 6th, 2014, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
<3 broken that "Hollywood" star Paul Rudd can't $upport his dad thru his drug and assassin troubles. #shameonyou
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 5th, 2014, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
It took me ten minutes to find out where to type this tweet. I don't do well with change.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 5th, 2014, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
The best thing about OR's mail in ballots is I think I can still post date mine to yesterday and take it to the mailbox today. #vote
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 1st, 2014, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
My only claim to fame was that I had seen death from above 1979 live and you couldn't anymore and now I don't even have that to fall back on
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 1st, 2014, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
I just thought of a good costume.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 31st, 2014, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Our neighborhood sometimes gets some older truck or treaters so I like to be prepared. http://t.co/f62GR4l7Ts
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 30th, 2014, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
These teams are both pretty evenly matched. I bet it goes to all nine games.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @rveljohnson: Today marks my 5 year anniversary on Twitter! Plenty of laughs and a few tears, here's hoping for another 5! 🙌 🙌 #celebrat…
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Nobody ever lays on their deathbed and laments: "I wish I hadn't spent so much time listening to Motorhead."
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 23rd, 2014, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
RT @JordanPeele: We always use the Rhinos as our sports teams because of a scene in season one where we accidentally cat-call a guy in a Rh…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 21st, 2014, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
When is the "1988 statutory rape Rob Lowe" commercial going to air? Saving it for the playoffs?
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
The only good thing about #NationalsTX ending today, is I can now unfollow a bunch of teams that only post score updates and nothing else.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
Just making it to the mixed finals is an accomplishment that all the players will remember for at least the rest of the month. #NationalsTX
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Make sure to hit up http://t.co/ztYGAsOkIL even if you're watching football instead. Need the viewing numbers running in the back ground.
@burnsideulti   Friday October 17th, 2014, 9:42 p.m. Retweet
Don't ever be content with failure at mushroom hunting. Or success for that matter. There are no morel victories.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 15th, 2014, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
I feel guilty about the Applebee's tweet, bc the only decent thing they've ever done is keep Friday Night Lights on for two extra seasons.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
I keep expecting Wilco to U2 their career at some point, but they haven't even REM'd it yet.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @bradneely: Six little shits tryin' to play frisbee.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 9th, 2014, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Today at work we discussed how much the weekend changes to Burnside suck.
@burnsideulti   Monday October 6th, 2014, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
Wake me up when we finally get a new season of Wild Palms on showtime instead.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 5th, 2014, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that hard shell tacos were a thing that should exist." -Baudelaire
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 2nd, 2014, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Ghengis Khan never had to ask "Are you a Kublai Khan or a Kublai Khan't?" Mainly bc that joke only works in English and he didn't speak it.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 1st, 2014, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
I lost a follower today. If you know who it was, rat them out. I need to talk to them.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 30th, 2014, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
@slowwhite_ What if Mike Miller's not playing? Does it drop down to 19.47?
@burnsideulti   Friday September 26th, 2014, 12:51 a.m. Retweet
Can you imagine how nuts it would be if Eric Jeter made it the Super Bowl in his last year for the Yankees?
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
@gwenambler @USAUltimate Many of our players have arthritis & can't grip the tiny rim on an ultrastar. Please make new discs 3x bigger.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 25th, 2014, 1:20 a.m. Retweet
Speaking of Gordon Lightfoot, he's a pretty good songwriter if you ask me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 24th, 2014, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @OffTheRecord717: 2003 Gordon Lightfoot is inducted into the Canadian Songwriter Hall of Fame. http://t.co/BDxbduS4lM
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 23rd, 2014, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
The craziest thing about the radio is that I used to think Gordon Lightfoot was also Kenny Rogers.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 22nd, 2014, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
I've blocked so many 3rd party twitter posts that my only sponsored content is from jus' regular old folks.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 15th, 2014, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
My mom always used to call it "Splurge" but teenage me just said "pshhh ma, Surge is dumb, I want a mello yello". Then I rolled eyes. A lot
@burnsideulti   Monday September 15th, 2014, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Still waiting to hear if Rhino/Rip/Corvallis/Darkstar will accept their bids to regionals, or let us go instead. Don't leave us hanging.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 8th, 2014, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
We took 7th in a 5 team region. Holding out hope that 13 other teams decline bids to regionals. We travel well, so GL might be option.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 6th, 2014, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
Amount of respect Rhino is showing us: we're facing all nexgen* lines. *nexgen film staff, not nexgen players, those guys are sitting.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 6th, 2014, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
If we can just make top five at sectionals I feel like we'll have a great shot at nattys. First game loss to dark star is a slight crimp.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 5th, 2014, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Tomorrow's our first step towards Nationals. We're banking on the rest of the teams boycotting regionals to protest the ranking algorithm.
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 4th, 2014, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
My wife is watching some kind of knock off downton abbey. That would be like me getting really into Gobots.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Did you guys ever notice that Kaiser Permanente means "SUPREME RULER" in German or Latin or something according to google translate?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
@ZephyrUltimate That's a pretty small team unless you're the Duggars.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 1st, 2014, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
I kinda feel like you guys could have told me it was in Burlington. I thought that was just a place where they make coats.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 30th, 2014, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
I think I'm at the wrong fields. There's nobody here in Seattle at magnusson. ECC?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 29th, 2014, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
I'll be at ECC tomorrow to watch some games (scout Sockeye). I'll live tweet how many bagels I'm able to steal from frisbee central.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
I don't trust anyone who uses the word "whilst" in written communication.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
Move M and W to the late summer! August Sucks—The NBA Or NHL Playoffs Should Move There http://t.co/KIhYoOtETT Masters/Mixed in the fall.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 28th, 2014, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Study: Women in 19th century novels shown to yearn almost 3 times as much as men. http://t.co/LKbtAyEESa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 27th, 2014, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
Is yahoo used for anything other than fantasy football and @WojYahooNBA ?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 27th, 2014, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
If the only celebrity to come to your restaurant was Tom Wopat, would you wait for one more solid C lister before hanging his signed photo?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 26th, 2014, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Write back with your predictions for 3rd place in each division. #PFFinale
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 26th, 2014, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
Looking forward to some Pro Flight Finale action this weekend! Look for me in the crowd in the ironic jersey from a team I never played for.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 22nd, 2014, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine @Freaksultimate @BoneyardUlt WHY IS IT A FOURHAND WHEN YOU ONLY USE ONE HAND, AND WHY IS IT AN APIARY WHEN ITS FOR BEES?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 19th, 2014, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
Hot takes for the three big social media shit storms of the month: 1-I only liked Popeye 2-I agree with NWA 3-I prefer to donate in private
@burnsideulti   Monday August 18th, 2014, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Wish I had some more ulti tweets to pump out. Hopefully the team can qualify for Sectionals this year so you can catch some fresh content.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 15th, 2014, 9:28 p.m. Retweet
I'm currently older than Bo Derek was when she portrayed the ancient yet attractive gold digging Milf in Tommy Boy.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 15th, 2014, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
You know those guys that wear shorts and drive a Pontiac Grand Prix? There's one of them in my neighborhood now.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 14th, 2014, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
I just spent about 3 seconds trying to remember what a textile was.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 4th, 2014, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
Whatever happened to Bokeem Woodbine?
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 2nd, 2014, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
Who needs #wucc14 We've got beautiful beach ulti this weekend. http://t.co/P6Zm6h0aSo
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 31st, 2014, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
Tonight @ 5:00, I'll begin my vigil of sleeping on top of a billboard until all the Canadians are defeated for once and for all at #wucc2014
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 30th, 2014, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
Which Worlds team is willing to smuggle me back some Casu Marzu? #WUCC2014
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 29th, 2014, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
My internets down, can somebody check to see if i still have the high score on Primal Rage at the Pizza King on 17th?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 28th, 2014, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
@furyultimate They could make the font bigger if they'd move the World Masters Divisions to the fall.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 28th, 2014, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @IanKarmel: *Frisbees your petition clipboard onto a nearby roof*
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 26th, 2014, 5:25 a.m. Retweet
You're prepping for Worlds, but I just drank a sixer and ate half a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Who's jealous now?
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