@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 6th, 2017, 3:02 a.m. Retweet
Crazy how there isn't a single second of footage of Ron playing goaltimate in this compilation.... https://t.co/vGZ5jKdcIy
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 5th, 2017, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
The new adidas World Cup ball is even worse than the last one. https://t.co/cmwXHcOWzQ
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 5th, 2017, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
@BravoUltimate It's never too late to switch teams to somebody that beat you. Well, until sectionals. Sectionals is too late.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 5th, 2017, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
You'll know your in Dicks if you can find a genuine @innovapulsar just like the pros play with! https://t.co/Mb95A0gKVx
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 5th, 2017, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
RT @tanehisicoates: Don't give HBO's "Confederate" the benefit of the doubt. https://t.co/OgmlQJcBN0
@burnsideulti   Friday August 4th, 2017, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
@txshowdown Most computers can handle 2 browser windows
@burnsideulti   Friday August 4th, 2017, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate Fall Club Series, but the one endzone dictates whether or not the line is master's eligible....
@burnsideulti   Friday August 4th, 2017, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
#27 on mixtape looks like that middle spiderman guy that got fired for the new guy.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 4th, 2017, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
I'm gonna do create a player and be skyla sisco. https://t.co/JmEPlmNspy
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 3rd, 2017, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
Which Tom Berenger movie is most like the top ten mixed #usau teams ? 1/25
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 3rd, 2017, 1:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @WendellDaily: It is not from ourselves that we learn to be better than we are.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 2nd, 2017, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti "Hit a turkey with my ten iron lol" Damn golf is stupid.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 2nd, 2017, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti "Took the afternoon off from playing the hedge funds, and shot a couple rounds at Lake Mountaun View Hills"
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 2nd, 2017, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
Unfortunately I'm currently dressed like the kind of idiot who likes golf.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 1st, 2017, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @annascottpiano: Well, here's rural Nova Scotia in two pictures, taken a day apart. Photos by Andrew Killawee https://t.co/BkjBB6qyZf
@burnsideulti   Monday July 31st, 2017, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @JamesMelville: A handout to the rich is called an "incentive" but an incentive to the poor is called a "handout".
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 30th, 2017, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: immortality is but ubiquity in time
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 29th, 2017, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @katewhiteshark: look at all that room for more chicken amazing https://t.co/JKbRcp3otJ
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 27th, 2017, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
when you find a sweet parking space by frisbee central, but your first game is on field 37 https://t.co/C0WMLjoU5v
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 27th, 2017, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @TragicAllyHere: When people tell you to "get over yourself" and you're like "NEVER!" https://t.co/m2TCgHMkzE
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 27th, 2017, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @citrusade: RT if you would rather pay every trans person's medical bills w your taxes than one cent of military spending
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 27th, 2017, 12:00 a.m. Retweet
if we'd been more vigilant in the beginning, all the signs were there that the Red Hot Chili Peppers were going to really suck later on.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 26th, 2017, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @KarenKilgariff: if you've ever gotten an email from me longer than 2 sentences please know I worked on it for 3 hours
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 25th, 2017, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
(it's bc we don't like Ron, and he's not our friend)
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 25th, 2017, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
when we're not playing strict person to person D, we call it the "friend zone" when it starts to fail, our call off word is "RON RON RON".
@burnsideulti   Tuesday July 25th, 2017, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
I looked over the guidelines, & women are allowed to play men's masters. If any j2 ladies want to be less competiti… https://t.co/gEqlM0vsup
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
Always think twice before trusting a throw to a teammate who drops easy catches, they'll turn on you.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
Guy shows up to tryouts driving a pt cruiser: How good does he have to be to make the team?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @russwest44: Russell Westbrook
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @willmckinley: This was in the Burnside section of Gotham City. It's now luxury condos w/ a fair trade coffee bar on the ground floor. #…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
How can they improve #MastersNats
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
They won't be true world champs until they beat @upaarp https://t.co/ZjrLdsCmzS
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
Congrats to former Burnside star, Dave Shiel, on winning more than one game at #mastersnats with upaarp.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
Okay, wait for flight is longer than I thought, got some more tweets.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:34 a.m. Retweet
The big takeaway from this weekend is that all bashed out would beat pony if they played head to head.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Alright that clears out my drafts for now.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
[Han Solo being lowered into carbonite] Leia: Incidental Contact Han: I know
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
There's always someone on the team that didn't get enough pt on the weekend, but why should it be me?
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @david8hughes: [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @skullmandible: most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the bet…
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
I personally think all these problems would be solved if usau would go back to the whammo 80 e.
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
Being able to draw vanishing points and horizon lines really puts things into perspective
@burnsideulti   Monday July 24th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy these will be my last tweets until 2018.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 23rd, 2017, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
Starting to come to the conclusion, Future #MastersNats competitions should be fields of 15. We're not cut out to be higher than last.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 23rd, 2017, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
You gotta show up hungry when 15th is on the line.
@burnsideulti   Sunday July 23rd, 2017, 12:26 p.m. Retweet
Why do hotels always have hair dryers and irons, but not cpap machines? Tweet intended for 4 AM.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
@HotFlashUlti Did they run out yet? It was that just the vc gear in human sizes?
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
Let's be honest, that boneyard v voltron 5th place game was the real finals.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
2 for 1 chipotle is also 4-2 when you're hungry enough.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
There's no one at the pool. Why is everyone else wasting the bye?
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Lost and found: Picked these ?apple wireless earbuds? near field 22. Come find me to get em back. https://t.co/OYLj6TMKXW
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 12:55 p.m. Retweet
Made it through day one with no playing injuries, but hurt my jaw by yawning wrong last night.
@burnsideulti   Saturday July 22nd, 2017, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Well, thanks everyone. Natties was fun! See you all next year!
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 9:34 p.m. Retweet
Not looking forward to this next game. Can errybody keep their eyes out for lightning? Like even potential lightning. Dark clouds?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
You ever notice how we "park " in "driveways" and "get scored on in three throws or less every time we don't play zone"?
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
The player safety line. Best part of #mastersnats https://t.co/rAZxT2B2mR
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 12:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @Anim8rJB: oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies. https://t.co/TrSZ2p0wSN
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 12:49 p.m. Retweet
Headed over to dicks sporting goods fields early to get our sweat on. See you soon suckers.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
One of the surly guys was playing magic the gathering on his phone tonight. New Prediction: they lose in quarters.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 2:52 a.m. Retweet
The first draft of the movie script called him "Robert O'Cop", but the director changed it to "Alex Murphy" after test audiences panned it.
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
I know I'm dumb as hell, but I try not to be. https://t.co/ryrnExsE5l
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
I know I'm dumb as hell, but I try not to be. https://t.co/ryrnExsE5l
@burnsideulti   Friday July 21st, 2017, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
I know I'm dumb as hell, but I try not to be. https://t.co/ryrnExsE5l
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
Hoping we can captain's clause this bad boy into use for our game against surly. https://t.co/6NI9NTXg4Q
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @Chipadelphia12: Rob McLeod is a brand ambassador for @vcultimate & @HucketBucket. In light of his remarks, I ask that both companies cu…
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC When Ron leaves his cleats back in the TSA bin, but he knows you brought an extra pair of size 10.5.
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
Twice today I saw people wearing Burnside jerseys and said "hey cool shirt!" and got looked at like "yeah whatever you old space garbage!"
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Tomorrow we're stuck with @GERONIMULTIMATE, @Chi_Pacemaker, and @SurlyUltimate I hope Ron doesn't play much. Follow along here! #Twitter
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Usau has bigger fish to fry, like how bald some kid is getting. https://t.co/tnWQNeDwfC
@burnsideulti   Thursday July 20th, 2017, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
@prideofny @frisbeerob @richdana44 @samth @hydr_fins Hold my beer. I'm usually worse than any misguided MRA Canuck.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 19th, 2017, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @AmirTalai: I read this brilliance on race and couldnt help thinking the world could really use Fran Lebowitz blogging or tweeting or so…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 19th, 2017, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
Burnside supports gender equity by admitting we would lose to every single Women's Masters team at #mastersnats, except for GOSE.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday July 19th, 2017, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @itsgabrielleu: BIG UPS @WNBA @seattlestorm for being the first pro sports team to #StandWithPP
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