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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 11:01 p.m. Retweet
This is why “ultimate” is still a better name for the sport. https://t.co/kW9yvBLSMI
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
Youth chess instructor: Hey, maybe you kids have never heard of the original slay kween? https://t.co/DO2YdoEc5f
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head https://t.co/PIDASwjTNZ https://t.co/SxOOUSGlBP
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @John_C_Black: What did one Olympic skier say to the other? "Be sure you know what you're getting into. This skiing business is a slip…
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
I’m only 20 years away from wearing a belt and suspenders at the same time, but luckily I’m still fifty pounds away.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 5:23 a.m. Retweet
I didn’t even think about ring’s dumb jerseys this year. I was only thinking of leg numbers at first.
@burnsideulti   Monday December 27th, 2021, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
Every president was a piece of shit. You gotta be an asshole to even want the job. https://t.co/V2L9DnLGOX
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 26th, 2021, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @mettahapa: Please help save orangutans. There are maybe 10-20k left. #PalmOil means their extinction. Spread the word, check labels a…
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 26th, 2021, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
we celebrate 2 days for army dudes, one day for trees, one day for boxers, yet americas true heroes of #MMA2021 don’t get anything? Smdh
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 26th, 2021, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: I have never been to Outer Space yet
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 26th, 2021, 1:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @KlutchSports: RT to Vote for #NBAAllStar! @BenSimmons25
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 26th, 2021, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
Me, everytime someone new comes into the room today: https://t.co/DY7Kksc60O
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 25th, 2021, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
I keep certain pix in my phone stash just so I can get these kinds of reminders… https://t.co/QogDm8DvsB
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 25th, 2021, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
the in-laws still have motion smoothing on their tv and it’s totally fucked https://t.co/HGkbZajELj
@burnsideulti   Friday December 24th, 2021, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
when you really think about it, A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie. Don’t @ me, turning off replies. Don’t nee… https://t.co/UdTwabsY10
@burnsideulti   Friday December 24th, 2021, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @RandomAthletess: Emmett Burnside Denison University, Forward 2020-2024 https://t.co/3lM6TffQmV
@burnsideulti   Friday December 24th, 2021, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
I know I’m late on this but rip Joan Didion. “What if god was one of us” is STILL a banger.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 23rd, 2021, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
My alma mater qualified for a bowl game which is proof that college football should be abolished https://t.co/OXqAVnrLzF
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 23rd, 2021, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
The two things that make me most mad about the 80s is the media ignoring the evil of Reagan’s compassionate conserv… https://t.co/dTA6fdNE70
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 23rd, 2021, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
looks like my littlest roommate is picking up some ideas about communism from me. https://t.co/qfKmGGaWpX
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 22nd, 2021, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
I need to stop tweeting ideas that only serve to traumatize my base.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 22nd, 2021, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @Phil_Kelly_: . @PGDynes Fidel was always ahead of his time https://t.co/BOJMU9Hj9v
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 22nd, 2021, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
please excuse our dust! im working on rebranding as a popular account. #blessthismess
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 21st, 2021, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
At this point in our capitalist hellscape it’s starting to feel like all my family’s safety precautions regarding C… https://t.co/3laGu0Xiea
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 21st, 2021, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Im pretty sure it’s’ spelled “Pilates”. smdh
@burnsideulti   Monday December 20th, 2021, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Eddie Munster stealing my house or something out here. https://t.co/OxZGsOoV8j
@burnsideulti   Monday December 20th, 2021, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @ben_rosen: i’m not worried about omicron because i got $1400 a year ago
@burnsideulti   Monday December 20th, 2021, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
I’ve got eight kids. Maybe seven. I forget. I do know that harpy has me over the barrel for 2,147 dollars a month u… https://t.co/EQBMy4FBkC
@burnsideulti   Monday December 20th, 2021, 2:52 a.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: (waiting until i know the outcome) y'all actually thought the outcome would be different? lmao
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Just allot of “spend time every other weekends” energy. https://t.co/Bx6yED4po6
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
“Actually, calling travel on the ground tap is illeagle” https://t.co/SeNh8iHNnd
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
“Are you talking to me? Do you want me to teach you the rules? On this day, the day of college natties?” https://t.co/I3S3k1xqOy
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
I don’t have any stats to prove this but I bet 100% of observers are divorced. #usaucollegechamps
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Real strength never impairs beauty or harmony, but it often bestows it
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 19th, 2021, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
Now that he’s a movie star, does the rock do that eyebrow thing anymore?
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 18th, 2021, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
People who can write books are Golden Gods. (Au-Thor) see. that’s how words work. you wouldn’t get it, your not a writer
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
People forget that plane ticket and hotel is in addition to 30k in tuition and a plane ticket back home to Seattle.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @JoshuaTurek: It’ll be easier if they just tell us which athletes haven’t tested positive for covid this week
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @rebrafsim: Me: I want to make something really clear Glass factory manager: you’re hired
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @murderxbryan: If I’m joe biden I’m getting busy having people on Twitter saying you’re racist if you don’t vote for him now and doing i…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. Have you ever wondered exactly what it looks like when police work with real estate developers to target the poor…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 17th, 2021, 12:59 a.m. Retweet
My first job in an office that wasn’t cleaning an office was in the Kroger building corporate headquarters. So to b… https://t.co/RmuKmZL6aA
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @LizRummy: Very good quick explainer of NFT's here by reddit NoahDiesSlowly in response to someone who was curious why there's often suc…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
This is the only kind of #Blockchain I ever wanna hear about. https://t.co/8c0vjx3pbH
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
hey @adidas This email that you sent me sucks. https://t.co/c7ydbFxS0Y
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @newLettuce: Dad: Thanks for cleaning your room Emily. Unlike certain other children of mine, who will remain nameless. Son: *eyes well…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
One thing I’d like to iterate for the first time, I am not and have not been good at much of anything.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 16th, 2021, 12:41 a.m. Retweet
Whenever I read these D3 natty write ups I need more relevant context about them. Are they people I’d be worried ab… https://t.co/OKEPKUbpA6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 15th, 2021, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @StynaLane: “Groceries don’t have to be expensive if you just plan ahead, make a list, and shop the sales/discount stores” is a prime ex…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 15th, 2021, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
I don’t know what you’re doing at this exact moment, but I know Charlie Mercer is playing frisbee.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 15th, 2021, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @CornelWest: Solidarity with my dear brother Julian Assange is more crucial than ever! #JulianAssange YouTube Link: https://t.co/6WlSK…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 14th, 2021, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Lots of people get furious on here about politics or social injustice issues. But I’ll tell you what really makes m… https://t.co/JW8KJgyRNO
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 14th, 2021, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
if you drive to work everyday in reverse, that’s a bad car rear path.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 14th, 2021, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @ochocinco: Fellas there’s still time to start a fight to get out of getting her gifts this Christmas gifts 💡
@burnsideulti   Monday December 13th, 2021, 9:24 p.m. Retweet
I’m about to interview a candidate with the fucking sickest name ever. Dope.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @jamiep72061: Click, sign, share... PORTLAND PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE IN CRISIS AND EDUCATORS KNOW WHAT THEY CAN DO TO MAKE THINGS BETTER (a m…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
KuhrizzzTTmuss I’m trying to prove a point.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Here, now, are two great whales, laying their heads together; let us join them
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
I’ve been aggressively overpronunciating the T in christmas lately. https://t.co/eHgaI5jmHi
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Kevin Smith doesn’t have social media so he asked me to post this letter on his behalf https://t.co/IOVQy3Sii9
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
hollywood movie magic truly changes lives because in ten years i’ll be able to turn to my friend and casually menti… https://t.co/fivU8epW0F
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
The #Beatles were truly America’s greatest import until the 2001 Toyota Tacoma.
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
RT @Cate__Johnson: @andraydomise UPDATE. OMG UPDATEEEE https://t.co/H8oRkdpm5j
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
The biggest mystery with the #getbackthebeatles movie series, is that since they’re all dead by now, we can’t even… https://t.co/POms2Cj6Yn
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
Now I am become Joker, the destroyer of worlds. I supposed we all felt that, one way or another. https://t.co/eEdcs1CrxB
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @LukewSavage: ME, SHARING MY THOUGHTS ONLINE: "Bad thing is bad." REPLY GUY: "Um, you're just realizing this now?? And it's quite lite…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
40 yard dash times are pointless in ultimate. 40 yards is exactly sideline to sideline, and who even does that cut?… https://t.co/rr4i1sWXMM
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 3:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @KrangTNelson: JERRY SEINFELD: so what's the *deal* with airplane food ME (whispering to my date): it's actually called "jetfuel"
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
Swear to god this is anti-humor.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 10th, 2021, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
I can’t tell you how to live your life, but I have way too many fuchsin hats. https://t.co/LDgE89a09V
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 10:29 p.m. Retweet
Dual me with a musket you cowards
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
songs from other countries are so foreign to me and show how i’m truly an “ugly american” for example i still don’t… https://t.co/Y52Z1V7FR2
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @LeftistWonk: Jeff Bezos' 9-minute joyride to the edge of space created more carbon emissions than 1 billion people produce in an entire…
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