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@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:16 a.m. Retweet
Staley is dumb as absolute fuck.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
That should be an immediate firing. Vegas was giving you the playoffs.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:06 a.m. Retweet
I don’t ask for much, so please please please let this scores hold and end roethlisberger’s career.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Brenda didn’t follow OAR protocols and refused to visually inspect the fire extinguishers on a monthly basis. I had… https://t.co/AsVBuRyFkQ
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @benigma2017: Can confirm that the last time @ossoff promised us something it was that $2000 checks would be going out the door “immedia…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Flatten the curve Straighten the hill Someday the mountain might get em 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕨 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
I blocked it out because of cancel cultures
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
FYI somebody came to pickup in one of these and it looked fantastic! doesn’t really show in the pixels on your com… https://t.co/ICegpKWpUR
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 9th, 2022, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
My 1995 Goggin Ice Arena High C league hockey squad. https://t.co/R5ZQUm6hWx
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
.@usau the team captains locked me out of the online roster page, can you ad Ron to the transfer portal for me?
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 5:14 a.m. Retweet
Back in my arc days I renovated gill coliseum. They better not have fucked up my epoxy sealant or my window replace… https://t.co/q1oH9tzEtw
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
Im not mad. I’m laughing actually.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 8th, 2022, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
A ne’erdowell siphoned up and stole the gas out of my truck last night. Now I know how the global south feels.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @murderxbryan: The Democratic party’s new “eat shit teachers” and “Google it, Bitch” platform is gonna clean up in the midterms
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
It would be extremely liberating to have the total lack of self awareness that every single person not directly rel… https://t.co/OalnbfVYXg
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
The big problem I see with zillenials or the “zoom generation” is sure, they know the joules needed to raise a 1 ki… https://t.co/T4tO31bZWM
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
I said mini me like from the dr evil movie, not a mini version of me. Shut up ron
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
Many people might be willing to retweet this, but how many are brave enough to copy, paste, and repost? https://t.co/nx4LJfRKYR
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Congrats, you’ll fit right in at your new gig. :( https://t.co/HqzsTWEF3v
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Four years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Who do I have… https://t.co/UmDotqrgzh
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: me, an insufferable, miserable jerk: people hate me because i’m a courageous truth teller
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
My marketing campaign to create a kid friendly alternative to @BIKETOWNpdx called “pedoville” isn’t going well.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
why does the new bobafet look like a giant mini me?
@burnsideulti   Friday January 7th, 2022, 5:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @soy_person: you, an imbecile: gas prices are up me, smart: car sauce gettin EXPONSIVE
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
You, a buffoon, a child: Worried about 1/6 Me, a brain geniuos: Absolutely terrified of .083 repeating.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:28 p.m. Retweet
You, a buffoon, a child: Worried about 1/6 Me, a brain geniuos: Absolutely terrified of .83 repeating.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
All the new shit keeps happening really makes me wish that there was a new set of gifs that we could use from that… https://t.co/SzDea8F4ns
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
Gotta reset my specs. Missing out on that interaction option.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
All these people that like dumb stuff are gonna feel pretty stupid once they realize that the stupid dumb stuff tha… https://t.co/C1ZQznPxXm
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
I distinctly remember building a pebble game in cub scouts, but my best friend from back then says I’m living in so… https://t.co/vf9TbClWpz
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
Whomstever he is, He’s still better than Kelvin “Jimmy” Blevins.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
Tough game so far for the @trailblazers, they were expecting to get more contributions tonight from…checks statshee… https://t.co/F6Rvs3d6dI
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
Out of my neighbor’s cousins: Ronnie, Russell, Reggie and Rhonda, two didn’t make it to 25. Ronnie drove a motorcyc… https://t.co/gT77MLGm10
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 6th, 2022, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @OmanReagan: The Biden White House has been concerned with keeping approval ratings up. While at the same time insists on continuing the…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
“Burley” is the shittiest tobacco possible. It’s pretty much only used to wrap the worst cigars sold in gas station… https://t.co/c4Mla33XI8
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
Sure, my parents owned a tobacco farm for a few years, but it’s not like I ever got drunk and decapitated myself by… https://t.co/6DDyfdMTsL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
On a 10 point redneck scale with 1 being a suburban shitlib, and 10 being my old neighbor Scott, I’m probably only… https://t.co/tokitDmtbN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. What’s happening at the New York Times is disturbing. Many people pointed out the headline about a mysterious bul…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @_elvishpresley_: [first day as a pilot] control tower: what are your coordinates me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion control…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @hawtyg13: anyone in p town have an open room?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @bazlyons: Why hasn’t anyone stopped him? https://t.co/eTpML17ejK
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @BudrykZack: The most embarrassing form of believing your own hype is believing your job is harder because you get paid more https://t.c…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Bar Owner Cannot Fucking Believe He Actually Sponsored An Adult Kickball Team https://t.co/A8icRulP8S https://t.co/zNKWYkKJja
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 5th, 2022, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @PortlandDSA: Saturday, Jan 8, 2pm Portland City Hall Let the city council know you are ready to support city workers if they strike. R…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 4th, 2022, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
I moved into a much nicer apartment building and got to be neighbors with the mayor (going through divorce), tv spo… https://t.co/gJCVwhZPJQ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 4th, 2022, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
before anyone has the audacity to question my street cred, please remember that i used to live in an apartment over… https://t.co/CsdHmNyOdC
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 4th, 2022, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
Yeah, I guess you could say I’ve been radicalized. Five years ago my biggest concern was whether I could find a usc… https://t.co/bYtkykdmvc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 4th, 2022, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: hi everyone in the whole entire world
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 10:05 p.m. Retweet
Has anyone pointed out the appearance of a Pittsburgh toilet as a major plot point in the Molly Ringwald movie “For… https://t.co/B5GTfENM2V
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
I don’t want to return to the “good ol days”, but I have to give respect to an old lady name like Elizabeth. Naming… https://t.co/6VWGC5qmcE
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @robrousseau: it's weird that every dollar the government spends on actually helping people live causes inflation but printing trillions…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @gilbertjasono: MATT DAMON [striding through a futuristic room]: History is filled with brave men who spent $378,000 on a cartoon ape
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
Jair checks in to the er, hops on a gurney, waves off the nurse, pulls a nose hose out of his pocket and plugs himself in.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @patsatweetin: fire doesn't get enough credit for being so welcoming. it's always like "hey you wanna come be fire too?"
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
Allot of people don’t realize that Jim Breech JR went to my college and he tried to hook up with a woman we called… https://t.co/REsbuQzvYe
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 5:56 a.m. Retweet
mods are asleep, so here's my one chance to say that out of all the covers of Devo's "Gates of Steel", only The Men… https://t.co/4SwEB9XpOl
@burnsideulti   Monday January 3rd, 2022, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @limitlessjest: I don't care what the CDC says. I only care what this CD-R says. And it says Summer Mix '04. Let's roll
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 2nd, 2022, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
I can’t be the only one who remembers back in the late 90s when my mom drove around to all the McDonald’s in town w… https://t.co/46bFFSqQdf
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 2nd, 2022, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @amy4thepeople: Next time a politician asks how we are going to pay for it all: https://t.co/PjBdeU5Epc
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 2nd, 2022, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Subtweet: ill take things that definitely didnt happen last year on my bingo card for 100$ alex!
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 2nd, 2022, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
College football guy figuring what college frisbee lives on. https://t.co/ecybytCpae
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL: chunky new year. figure out what you do. you've got all year to think of it https://t.co/TYeQ0f9vv4
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
People always ask me “in 20 years, who will be regarded as the top ten players of all time in the history of ultima… https://t.co/7FYJuQ2hsR
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @dedecrim: Sliding into the new year like: https://t.co/xW3T3XO5ge
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
My New Years resolution is to finally hunt down and capture (alive, I’m not cruel) one of the golden girls.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 31st, 2021, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
In #2022 will you be a doceratops, or only a tryceratops?
@burnsideulti   Friday December 31st, 2021, 1:18 a.m. Retweet
This might be the only thing I’m happy about right now so I thought I should share.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 31st, 2021, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
When I was a kid, for about 4 years my family got root-on Xmas trees. After the holiday, we’d plant them in the yar… https://t.co/YuuRGPHrev
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 30th, 2021, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
I know everyone out here has their own beast to burden, and I’m not asking for special sympathy, but it would be ni… https://t.co/IupejQtPku
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 29th, 2021, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. give a manifold, and he has to google what part of the car engine that actually is.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 29th, 2021, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
he also said this when he wanted to rewatch Titanic https://t.co/42h7yIys1o
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 29th, 2021, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @JosephRReagan: The CDC shortening isolation time to 5 days should be taken as evidence of how quickly US businesses' would collapse und…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 29th, 2021, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
if you dont follow main stream sports and wonder what was the hullabaloo, john madden was sort of the american foot… https://t.co/AIrxIN75Tu
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 28th, 2021, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Don’t roast the Shubs and Zuuls in the depths of the Sloar every day.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 28th, 2021, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
when you hear about other folks hobbies, consider doing less gatekeeping and more keymastering.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 28th, 2021, 5:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @Kidfears99: One month of the insulin I need to survive should not be $2,267.99. That’s over $27k per year to….not die when it costs t…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 28th, 2021, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
All three Porters currently in the NB of A are *juniors*. Talk about being “ready to wear!” https://t.co/DRaba5jVw8
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