@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 26th, 2022, 2:23 a.m. Retweet
if anyone asked me how to stop all this crimea nonsense, id just tell both those nuckleheads to: https://t.co/osDgGB2TtF
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
Lookit the first dipshit bit that hit “like” https://t.co/YQlOvs1poy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
There’s only one bored ape I ever want to hear about https://t.co/FDKy7SdTWi
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
I hate to flaunt my socio-economic status, but I’ve been known to eat a couple trader joes kumquats while cooking d… https://t.co/nW2mS0Inb3
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
I’m only asking for what I wanted a half hour ago. Am I the only one who’s listening? https://t.co/R2S81gwF0t
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
Wow I was way off. Some of those flicks were absolute dogs.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
What was the best year for movies? Probably 1987. Retweet if you agree!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
Every time I go on r/ultimate the most annoying person I can imagine goes on and on about twitter like three times in a row
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @DebsEbooks: It is high time this 'good men' gag, which is always sprung in such a crisis, were understood by the people for the politic…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 24th, 2022, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @murderxbryan: “Would you like to read the article?” Of course I wouldn’t, I am here to get mad, not learn
@burnsideulti   Monday January 24th, 2022, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
a show runner that never posts? Sounds perfect. Guess I’m back to following again. https://t.co/Of6fi6prz1 https://t.co/wnBZ3S3efh
@burnsideulti   Monday January 24th, 2022, 6:51 a.m. Retweet
RT @BanGaoRen: Biden saying 'Look, here's the deal', 'C'mon folks', and things like 'Guess what ...' indicate a person either unable or un…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
Clock might say triple zeros, but I still wouldn’t count out touchdown tom if I was you!
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: ‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson https://t.co/hRA6hmeMk4 https://t.co/oYQ…
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @zuza_real: just looted these off a corpse https://t.co/Ny3PsXZTIC
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Im not eloquated enough to get this point across accurately, but my favorite sports team was eliminated last night,… https://t.co/eAG0Jqi7tw
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
I guess I’m just disappointed at people who fetishized a cartoon. It’s gross and wrong. There are only two cartoon… https://t.co/yenq2fQTzT
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @tribunemagazine: Antonio Gramsci was born on this day in 1891. His 'Prison Notebooks,' written in Mussolini's jails, were among the 20t…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
What kind of restaurant are you running that you don’t know how time works? https://t.co/TkED2xiwRR
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this young woman from behind. How do you open? https://t.co/Itl2vzTN4k
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
Whenever you try a new recipe for the first time, I find it’s always important to gringo the hell out of it until i… https://t.co/tJdbxIPxwQ
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @Devon_OnEarth: I know you people by your screen name and icon and if you change either we are ships in the night, perfect strangers
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @wwwdotyoutube: i wrote an extension for chrome that changes twitter's nft avatars to subway jared. enjoy https://t.co/WAaoZ16Y8x https…
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
Why can’t “virulent” be a good adjective? I consider myself a virulent sink cleaner. I can’t stand dirty sinks at h… https://t.co/IVDL2JHJEq
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
I once saw Louie Anderson at the Minneapolis airport at 4:30 in the morning. All his luggage was emblazoned with wh… https://t.co/LNQONEZlaB
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @haymarketbooks: Yes, literally, abolish the senate
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 5:13 a.m. Retweet
That chunks just gonna fall out isn’t it? I’m gonna have a thumb divot. https://t.co/AQYVeu9clX
@burnsideulti   Friday January 21st, 2022, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @murrman5: [making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @heyluchie: If any of you show up in my mentions with an hexagonal loser profile pic I'll make fun of you and block you immediately
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
yeah ive also got “havana syndrome” lol i have a headache, nausea, im tired, and communists used a microwave brain ray to do it to me.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
icare more about my favorite sport team’s quality wins than their moral victories. But I’m just different that way.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: Behind every cop serving as a "substitute teacher," there is is a real teacher being fired to pay for grenade launchers,…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 19th, 2022, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
I don’t know what to tell you, but the best way to experience twitter is to bookmark me only in your web browser an… https://t.co/7GOm70OWR4
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:59 p.m. Retweet
One a these days, Gabe Kaplan will pass away and all of @twitter will be inconsolable for 10 or 11 minutes.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @Super70sSports: The eyes and ears of an institution. https://t.co/a8zLCnVOgf
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @Gritty20202: government COVID care packages from Japan, India, Mexico, and the US https://t.co/x3lnglqO1D
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
Guy’s out there playing like his name is “Kyle” Murray
@burnsideulti   Monday January 17th, 2022, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: ME: let me in the back of a taco bell and i’ll make something a million times better than what these idiots have on the menu…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 17th, 2022, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Can’t believe I have to take another week off from following. https://t.co/66phBMhDJx
@burnsideulti   Monday January 17th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @jahorne: If we really wanted to honor MLK, then we make sure the streets bearing his name were streets designed for people first, not c…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 17th, 2022, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: Man keep him out there and let the last play of his career be getting hit by a falling chunk of space garbage
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Hey, since I’m just doing yard work and listening to jawbreaker and crying in the backyard, do I need to treat this… https://t.co/6N2zA2hdeV
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
It’s more of an itch instead of a numb now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
One of my favorite things is when you grab something that’s a couple hundred degrees, and it doesn’t hurt at all. Y… https://t.co/cBYAuFY2e5
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @teamraccoonpdx: Hey, if you're able, try and go help somebody today. A lot of folx are at their breaking points. I'm not even talking…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 15th, 2022, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
James Franco trying to get back into civilized society by calling himself Jim French
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Huff post please delete this! It makes you seem like your insinuating that Keanu murdered them! https://t.co/lhpdcQ9TPt
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
Is the spread offense part of the public domain yet.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
this was for my red neck thread, but I had deleted it already.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @JasonAdamK: Good morning it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
Well in reality I just can’t prove any was stolen and the truck started today so that to me is a win https://t.co/Ysn64MFir4
@burnsideulti   Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
Hey, just realized I left you all in the lurch, and never gave you the denouement on the rapscallions stealing my g… https://t.co/5vkxSRPiTy
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @davidsirota: A sign of societal collapse is when all civic life hinges on a handful of unaccountable kleptocrats with absolutely no pub…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Bored Apes, ye Mighty, an… https://t.co/gBdw2mYYCt
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
This is a worse answer than the beauty pageant “maps” monologue. https://t.co/U5zFLccgdk
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @decafdana: the cruelty of the US prison system is beyond belief https://t.co/tc5crXfoEc
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
I looked over my notes, and it looks like we all share a birthday year together! #hbd
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @nickwestes: Joe Biden said he ended "forever wars" but there's no end in sight for closing Guantanamo Bay. Imagine the arrogance of cal…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
I saw this take a dozen times on the thread, and need to mention 2 things. There are nhl limits on pad size I was a… https://t.co/xpS33vCOzU
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
Almost refollowed that frisbee showrunner account again but saw it was flexy mcfauxhawk this week
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
My 75 year old dad texts me his wordle scores every day in case you idiots think you’re being cool.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: Shitty Music Has Helped Moron Through Hardest Times In His Pointless Life https://t.co/ZGvWEqh1Id https://t.co/lcSJRetBgC
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @CharoShane: Fellow girlbosses, this is the energy for 2022 https://t.co/qIPSbHrEJZ
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
I guess I mostly only follow shitty ultimate players who were roughly nine years old back then. But look at these… https://t.co/7STw4uSuC3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @feistyredhair: Gotta admit, I've never been a fan of the Olympics. Writing about #Beijing2022's dependence on fake snow makes me even m…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
Deciding weather to buy a kitana is a single edged sword. You’re damned if you don’t and damned if you don’t.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
even maria condo would admit these would spark me some joy https://t.co/OjF2D2kHil
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
I’m going to self medicate my utter dread at the future by buying the weirdest adidas cleats and long retired trail… https://t.co/SCYH9yCzTD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
Anyone have dhgate experience? I want a van exel. https://t.co/HA6B3fATFZ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @kemimarie: people being homeless should make you angry, not judgmental. people being homeless is a failed government and a failed commu…
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @cafedujord: This NIMBY ad is unintentionally very based https://t.co/Rn7gPtSBwM
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
The real winner tonight is the security and exchange commission.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
No body would even consider Michael Jordan the GOAT if he wasn’t so fucking handsome. LeBron is 200% clearly bette… https://t.co/CbdqHR7tEr
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
The cool thing I’m finding out is everyone has a bob saget story. My personal story is i once saw him on a tv show… https://t.co/UegEjGyp8o
@burnsideulti   Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: do these announcers think anyone likes Ben Roethlisberger and if so why
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