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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for
Burnside
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USAU Club Masters 2012
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October 27th, 2012
Burnside
0 - 0
Tejas
2 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 8
Crawl
3 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Burnside
8 - 15
Surly
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Burnside
15 - 10
Chesapeaked
2 tweets
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 26th, 2022, 2:23 a.m.
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if anyone asked me how to stop all this crimea nonsense, id just tell both those nuckleheads to:
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 26th, 2022, 12:47 a.m.
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Beast.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
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Lookit the first dipshit bit that hit “like”
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 9:20 p.m.
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There’s only one bored ape I ever want to hear about
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 7:10 p.m.
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I hate to flaunt my socio-economic status, but I’ve been known to eat a couple trader joes kumquats while cooking d…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:30 p.m.
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I’m only asking for what I wanted a half hour ago. Am I the only one who’s listening?
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:28 p.m.
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RT @RealHeathcliffs: 25 Jan 2022
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:02 p.m.
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Wow I was way off. Some of those flicks were absolute dogs.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 5:01 p.m.
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What was the best year for movies? Probably 1987. Retweet if you agree!
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 2:55 p.m.
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RT @OnlyAWorldAway: huh
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 2:39 p.m.
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Every time I go on r/ultimate the most annoying person I can imagine goes on and on about twitter like three times in a row
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 1:36 a.m.
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RT @DebsEbooks: It is high time this 'good men' gag, which is always sprung in such a crisis, were understood by the people for the politic…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 25th, 2022, 1:21 a.m.
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RT @kennedytcooper: Which do you prefer?
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burnsideulti
Monday January 24th, 2022, 10:36 p.m.
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RT @Romudeth:
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burnsideulti
Monday January 24th, 2022, 8:05 p.m.
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RT @murderxbryan: “Would you like to read the article?” Of course I wouldn’t, I am here to get mad, not learn
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burnsideulti
Monday January 24th, 2022, 7:04 p.m.
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a show runner that never posts? Sounds perfect. Guess I’m back to following again.
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burnsideulti
Monday January 24th, 2022, 6:51 a.m.
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RT @BanGaoRen: Biden saying 'Look, here's the deal', 'C'mon folks', and things like 'Guess what ...' indicate a person either unable or un…
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burnsideulti
Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 11:26 p.m.
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Clock might say triple zeros, but I still wouldn’t count out touchdown tom if I was you!
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burnsideulti
Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 10:32 p.m.
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RT @TheOnion: ‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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burnsideulti
Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 6:04 p.m.
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RT @zuza_real: just looted these off a corpse
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burnsideulti
Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 4:51 p.m.
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Im not eloquated enough to get this point across accurately, but my favorite sports team was eliminated last night,…
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burnsideulti
Sunday January 23rd, 2022, 3:50 p.m.
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Foul or nah
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 9:06 p.m.
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I guess I’m just disappointed at people who fetishized a cartoon. It’s gross and wrong. There are only two cartoon…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 9:00 p.m.
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RT @tribunemagazine: Antonio Gramsci was born on this day in 1891. His 'Prison Notebooks,' written in Mussolini's jails, were among the 20t…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 6:11 p.m.
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What kind of restaurant are you running that you don’t know how time works?
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 3:44 p.m.
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You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this young woman from behind. How do you open?
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 2:22 a.m.
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Whenever you try a new recipe for the first time, I find it’s always important to gringo the hell out of it until i…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 22nd, 2022, 12:20 a.m.
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RT @Devon_OnEarth: I know you people by your screen name and icon and if you change either we are ships in the night, perfect strangers
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 8:09 p.m.
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Why stop there.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:48 p.m.
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RT @wwwdotyoutube: i wrote an extension for chrome that changes twitter's nft avatars to subway jared. enjoy
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:38 p.m.
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Why can’t “virulent” be a good adjective? I consider myself a virulent sink cleaner. I can’t stand dirty sinks at h…
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 7:05 p.m.
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I once saw Louie Anderson at the Minneapolis airport at 4:30 in the morning. All his luggage was emblazoned with wh…
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 3:16 p.m.
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RT @haymarketbooks: Yes, literally, abolish the senate
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 2:53 p.m.
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Flexagon too
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 5:13 a.m.
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That chunks just gonna fall out isn’t it? I’m gonna have a thumb divot.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 21st, 2022, 1:36 a.m.
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RT @murrman5: [making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 20th, 2022, 8:08 p.m.
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RT @heyluchie: If any of you show up in my mentions with an hexagonal loser profile pic I'll make fun of you and block you immediately
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 20th, 2022, 4:53 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 20th, 2022, 4:53 p.m.
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yeah ive also got “havana syndrome” lol i have a headache, nausea, im tired, and communists used a microwave brain ray to do it to me.
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 20th, 2022, 3:05 p.m.
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icare more about my favorite sport team’s quality wins than their moral victories. But I’m just different that way.
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 20th, 2022, 12:57 a.m.
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RT @equalityAlec: Behind every cop serving as a "substitute teacher," there is is a real teacher being fired to pay for grenade launchers,…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 19th, 2022, 10:17 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 19th, 2022, 7:05 p.m.
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I don’t know what to tell you, but the best way to experience twitter is to bookmark me only in your web browser an…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 6:36 p.m.
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I can’t even.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:59 p.m.
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One a these days, Gabe Kaplan will pass away and all of @twitter will be inconsolable for 10 or 11 minutes.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:44 p.m.
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RT @Super70sSports: The eyes and ears of an institution.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:18 p.m.
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RT @Gritty20202: government COVID care packages from Japan, India, Mexico, and the US
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 18th, 2022, 3:03 a.m.
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Guy’s out there playing like his name is “Kyle” Murray
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burnsideulti
Monday January 17th, 2022, 10:50 p.m.
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Moomins.
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burnsideulti
Monday January 17th, 2022, 5:16 p.m.
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RT @rad_milk: ME: let me in the back of a taco bell and i’ll make something a million times better than what these idiots have on the menu…
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burnsideulti
Monday January 17th, 2022, 4:14 p.m.
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Can’t believe I have to take another week off from following.
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burnsideulti
Monday January 17th, 2022, 3:45 p.m.
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RT @jahorne: If we really wanted to honor MLK, then we make sure the streets bearing his name were streets designed for people first, not c…
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burnsideulti
Monday January 17th, 2022, 4:03 a.m.
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RT @edsbs: Man keep him out there and let the last play of his career be getting hit by a falling chunk of space garbage
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 11:07 p.m.
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Hey, since I’m just doing yard work and listening to jawbreaker and crying in the backyard, do I need to treat this…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:53 p.m.
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Turning white means it’s working.
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:45 p.m.
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Uh. Ow.
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:39 p.m.
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It’s humming.
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:32 p.m.
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It’s more of an itch instead of a numb now.
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 10:24 p.m.
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One of my favorite things is when you grab something that’s a couple hundred degrees, and it doesn’t hurt at all. Y…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 8:50 p.m.
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RT @rad_milk: THIS ❤️
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 5:50 p.m.
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RT @teamraccoonpdx: Hey, if you're able, try and go help somebody today. A lot of folx are at their breaking points. I'm not even talking…
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 5:03 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Saturday January 15th, 2022, 4:42 p.m.
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James Franco trying to get back into civilized society by calling himself Jim French
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 9:03 p.m.
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Siri, google me urkles car.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 8:08 p.m.
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Huff post please delete this! It makes you seem like your insinuating that Keanu murdered them!
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 5:03 p.m.
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Is the spread offense part of the public domain yet.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 4:00 p.m.
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this was for my red neck thread, but I had deleted it already.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 3:45 p.m.
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RT @JasonAdamK: Good morning it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 3:41 p.m.
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More like jeff SPONGEworthy.
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:35 a.m.
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Well in reality I just can’t prove any was stolen and the truck started today so that to me is a win
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burnsideulti
Friday January 14th, 2022, 12:28 a.m.
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Hey, just realized I left you all in the lurch, and never gave you the denouement on the rapscallions stealing my g…
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
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RT @davidsirota: A sign of societal collapse is when all civic life hinges on a handful of unaccountable kleptocrats with absolutely no pub…
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 7:25 p.m.
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And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Bored Apes, ye Mighty, an…
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:20 p.m.
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This is a worse answer than the beauty pageant “maps” monologue.
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 5:18 p.m.
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RT @decafdana: the cruelty of the US prison system is beyond belief
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 4:33 p.m.
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I looked over my notes, and it looks like we all share a birthday year together! #hbd
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 3:22 p.m.
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RT @nickwestes: Joe Biden said he ended "forever wars" but there's no end in sight for closing Guantanamo Bay. Imagine the arrogance of cal…
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 2:44 p.m.
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I saw this take a dozen times on the thread, and need to mention 2 things. There are nhl limits on pad size I was a…
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:34 a.m.
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Shit yeah! Just came in late today!
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:33 a.m.
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Almost refollowed that frisbee showrunner account again but saw it was flexy mcfauxhawk this week
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burnsideulti
Thursday January 13th, 2022, 1:21 a.m.
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My 75 year old dad texts me his wordle scores every day in case you idiots think you’re being cool.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 11:46 p.m.
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Good thread.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 8:56 p.m.
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RT @TheOnion: Shitty Music Has Helped Moron Through Hardest Times In His Pointless Life
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:39 p.m.
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RT @CharoShane: Fellow girlbosses, this is the energy for 2022
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:25 p.m.
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I guess I mostly only follow shitty ultimate players who were roughly nine years old back then. But look at these…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 5:12 p.m.
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RT @feistyredhair: Gotta admit, I've never been a fan of the Olympics. Writing about #Beijing2022's dependence on fake snow makes me even m…
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burnsideulti
Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 4:08 p.m.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 11:56 p.m.
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12-15 pitt b players live like this.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 7:03 p.m.
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Deciding weather to buy a kitana is a single edged sword. You’re damned if you don’t and damned if you don’t.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:48 p.m.
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even maria condo would admit these would spark me some joy
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m.
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I’m going to self medicate my utter dread at the future by buying the weirdest adidas cleats and long retired trail…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:32 p.m.
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Anyone have dhgate experience? I want a van exel.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 3:30 p.m.
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RT @kemimarie: people being homeless should make you angry, not judgmental. people being homeless is a failed government and a failed commu…
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 10:06 p.m.
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RT @cafedujord: This NIMBY ad is unintentionally very based
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 9:11 p.m.
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The real winner tonight is the security and exchange commission.
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 7:19 p.m.
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No body would even consider Michael Jordan the GOAT if he wasn’t so fucking handsome. LeBron is 200% clearly bette…
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 6:49 p.m.
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The cool thing I’m finding out is everyone has a bob saget story. My personal story is i once saw him on a tv show…
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:32 p.m.
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RT @Probgoblin:
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 4:13 p.m.
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same
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burnsideulti
Monday January 10th, 2022, 5:29 a.m.
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RT @edsbs: do these announcers think anyone likes Ben Roethlisberger and if so why
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