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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
I always read those 1997 NBA REDRAFT: THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN listicles with a sense of dull incredulousness.… https://t.co/o2Sc2WwY13
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
I’m stunned that my high school buddy Kevin has finally been proven right, and CheeseNips are better than Cheezits. https://t.co/b8ieG2kZNb
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
Let’s just admit it, it’s shenanigans to hell around here. Shenanigans all up and down the line.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
This is the exact base shade of a genestealer hormagaunt carapace! https://t.co/iCjgWS5HiW
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 9th, 2021, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @Lexialex: Obviously I am never buying another @KelloggsUS product again. You?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @shutupmikeginn: sure laugh at NFTs now, but here’s 5 exciting uses of the underlying tech. 1) video games can use them for p2p transf…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @Iron_Spike: Happy birthday to the incomparable Tom Waits, persistently beating the odds by only becoming more relevant and relatable wi…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
My first friend with a pager was a Romanian immigrant, and whenever he responded to a page he always called the # a… https://t.co/X99ZlBBCDu
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
[Admin Tweet]: Thanks for notifying us of the last half hour of activity, the password has been changed and Ron no… https://t.co/QqFqh4Dlqc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
what ulty player statue would be appropriate to erect now , then need to tear down in 70 years once our grandkids learned how wrong we were?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
Yeah, Burnside has an NFT N-Nationals level (gm and ggm only) F-Frisbee T-Team
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
don’t read my nba replyguy tweet. i was in a bad headspace thirty seconds ago
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @LegendsllLiveOn: 28 years ago today, @CypressHill released I Ain't Goin' Out Like That as the 3rd single off their 2nd album Cypress Hi…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 7th, 2021, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
interesting ethics question here: You find a dirty old chewable vitamin in your pocket that you forgot to take yest… https://t.co/qU9qSYrNa1
@burnsideulti   Monday December 6th, 2021, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
what type of eagles have two smiles? peregrines
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
im not religious, so i just think he’s dead. he was publicly christian, so according to him, he’s in hell. so weird how that works.
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
wtf, his eulogy is menttioning presidents and shit but absolutely nothing about how he invented pineapples
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dustinkcouch: doctor: i have some bad news im afraid me: what is it doctor: i just told u. i'm afraid. what if my patients die. what…
@burnsideulti   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
and yet matzuka has pledged he will not retire until he has made nationals on every possible usau roster https://t.co/iAFxU3HuhO
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 4th, 2021, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
gift of the maggie, she gives you a notre dame sweatshirt
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 4th, 2021, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @Scribble1k: Galileo wasn't tortured by the catholic church just for ppl to come along make tweets like this
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 4th, 2021, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
its subtle, but if you listen close i pronounce it WINK- oh instead of win CO. so as not to appear i have airs above my station.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 3rd, 2021, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheHyyyype: [i get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "i'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] ME: *unplugs fridge from p…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 3rd, 2021, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
oh god. my email is now patient zero for thirty different things. https://t.co/v9ZYYbP8r5
@burnsideulti   Friday December 3rd, 2021, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
important thing to learn today. looks like my new direct supervisor is a fan of replying to my emails and adding o… https://t.co/7V9XlNeDWU
@burnsideulti   Friday December 3rd, 2021, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @Lookhappy: Here's a short comic I made last year. It's about grief, I guess. Or maybe it's about sadness and loneliness. It's about kee…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @kittynouveau: i know this is a lot of words but please, please i am begging you to read it all https://t.co/2r7HZfrgFK
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
how come when i mess up the lotus pose my yoga instructor never excepts my excuse that “my mercury is in belgrade”?… https://t.co/nPzndbQ2kP
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @PallaviGunalan: i love deleting tweets it’s ctrl+z for having a conversation with unhinged people
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @MsKellyMHayes: This week on Movement Memos, we're talking about surveillance, abolition & the #StopShotSpotter campaign. ShotSpotter is…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
my lifes mostly like a romcom, but whenever i suddenly realize my big mistake, no amount of running in a airport is gonna fix it.
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @wirelesshogan: The #SCOTUS opinion on #abortion will absolutely be political. US Constitution is incapable of articulating a position o…
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 2nd, 2021, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
my feelings already hurt by being here with you https://t.co/blglmimhsd
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 1st, 2021, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
allot of people trash the blazers decision to pass on jordan to draft jim bowie, but jordan’s not even in the league anymore
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 1st, 2021, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
this year, just like every year, @spotify sucks. so here’s my #SpotifyWrapped winner. same one for the past 36 yea… https://t.co/WN0C6WXGES
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 1st, 2021, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
i bought one of those 80 bag tea packs and it lasts forever! mostly because they taste like shit and i choose every other kind before them
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 30th, 2021, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
eggs are only meant to be removed from the carton in order from front back, and the carton itself has a dedicated s… https://t.co/mhYTV4AHo0
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 30th, 2021, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
ive been playing ultimate for almost 30 years, and the amount of things i still dont know could fill a listicle. #LifeLessons
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 30th, 2021, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
highlights of your teammate skying somebody doesnt count if the opponent is wearing a pinnie. no matter how slo mo it is.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @joezimmerman: Spotify just dropped comedians (without warning) because they refuse to pay royalties around literary copyrights (rights…
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
maybe this is just me, but if i were punched extremely hard across a barren landscape, i would simply slow my inevi… https://t.co/FBQiNqGHhz
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
kinda feels like this week woulda been a prime opportunity to go with the “one day only” rotation.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
can’t you just imagine fighting off a pack of CHUDs in the apocalyptic wasteland because you found a undamaged soda… https://t.co/6pqMm3fK6r
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
anytime i see a “best by” expiration date on a product my mind pictures viggo mortensen slowly starving to death
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ygrene: The first rule of Jean Jacket club is are you kidding me people in jean jackets do not have to follow rules
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔞 https://t.co/x1ySIPQtG9
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
not many people want to admit that #Omicron was orson welles’s last roll in a movie https://t.co/Ucvdqyetql
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 6:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @Shanehasabeard: Sure, I miss grandma. But she's up there protecting us. *looks up to the sky where my grandma is in a jet fighting ali…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
the pixies covered a jesus and mary chain song like 6 months after it came out and i was stoked, but now somebody c… https://t.co/Fta9nkW53Q
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @murrman5: [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once go…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
as an eldritch millennial, i think capitalism can never kill Nyarlathotep
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
gotta hope the #bcs committee can plainly see just as the rest of us that the nation will demand an #OSUvsMich rema… https://t.co/vPjmpzsXhs
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @msainat1: Some Kellogg's workers are asking the public to stop buying Kellogg's products as workers have been on strike for two months…
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
it really chaps my hide when i hear boomers say “soup is ‘daunting’ “. like wtf are they going on about?
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
im not really breaking the plan to not buy anything on black friday if i get a blackmarket fake sterling sharpe jer… https://t.co/yrLfedEG1K
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: all the coopers in creation couldn't show hoops enough to make oughts enough
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
movies i’ve seen in the theater more than once: -herbie goes bananas (3x in a row because mom didn’t have a babysi… https://t.co/hk7UXSX3zL
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: Remember how big corporations kept threatening you with automation to keep your wages low? Now that "no one wants to wo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
me today when people expect me to post pics of food https://t.co/6jaHduQQ8M
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
the gerard butler movie based on the tragic events of the first multiple fatality disaster inside a @elonmusk chunnel is gonna be cool
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @GrahamKritzer: Date: describe yourself to me in three words Me: https://t.co/IUuIcpQAeI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 24th, 2021, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
lots of folks Post Weird Takes about the family dynamics on holidays, but i am fortunate to do it the old fashioned… https://t.co/r8hIiwpswa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 24th, 2021, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
i question the accuracy of my own vibes
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
no longer want 2b known as a janitor, im now a SLAMITATION ENGINEER
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
should i watch the cowboy bebops movie? i never saw the tv show. i might be the perfect audience because the last… https://t.co/8pr7JJQ10X
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @cozca503: #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth 10 Native foods thought to be European. Educating yourself and your kids about Native foods, h…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
turkey day is on thursday *again* this year? lol, what are the odds
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @therulernyc: Revisit the album, #BehindBars available on all streaming platforms. #HappyAnniversary https://t.co/DALI7L8Lq2
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
guess millennials refuse to read and interact with tweets about old people getting their last fuck on. this is cancer culture
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
cgi harold ramis in stripes 2 is gonna suck
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
quit lying grampa, nobody was ever named “brenda” https://t.co/D159XGHiGo
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
there’s a high probability that in June 2064, anyone with the first name “Tannor” will have sex for the last time in recorded human history
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
do you ever stop to think about how some first names fade from use? like there will be a time that there are no mor… https://t.co/0S2jMzotKT
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
i ve decided to jump in the cool kids and get super mad about fruit as topping for italian food. man, tell you wha… https://t.co/WB5RQp85Zg
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
in europe, today’s date is 21-11-21. that sequence of #s won’t happen again for another 1000 years!
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
when is @hbomax finally going to get disney+?
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