@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 21st, 2022, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
the under 21 balcony is strangely vacant.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 21st, 2022, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
bumper music between bands is RL Burnside.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2022, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
me: why do people look down so much on an impersonation, yet somebody who can do a great impression always gets a t… https://t.co/hMaBmwbgX6
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2022, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @guy_freire: .@JoeBiden Now is the time to resurrect the Subaru Baja. Do this and Dems will sweep the midterms https://t.co/J74d2yAqTG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2022, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
im really looking forward to andor. also want to see butif. basically just love tv shows about conjunctions.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2022, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @Jackapedia_: i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations https:/…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 20th, 2022, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @SoulRevision: Puerto Rico being under water and without power is a reminder of the violence of colonialism. The US’ privatization of pu…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 19th, 2022, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @perfectsweeties: i’ve been taking some notes https://t.co/AHRF8OO8zf
@burnsideulti   Monday September 19th, 2022, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @jahorne: You should be able to live a full and successful life without having to own and operate a private car! Most people drive in th…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 19th, 2022, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @DoubleDownNews: The Dark Side of British History You Weren't Taught in School @GeorgeMonbiot https://t.co/DuRicEXfeg
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 18th, 2022, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
I still remember the first time I googled* to win a bar bet. Drinking Friday afternoon beers in the office back in… https://t.co/F58FlEk8ad
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 18th, 2022, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
i still had a mullet in 1996 so ive kind of been a vanguard of a timeless ingenuity in a coquettish way
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 18th, 2022, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
revisionist history of the 80s always glosses over how shitty reagan was and how few people actually had mullets.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
the only death ive ever felt guilty for laughing at was when stefan edberg aced that dude so hard in the dick he go… https://t.co/mmoGZENyNq
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
“Me and my dad make models of clipper ships." "I like clipper ships because they are fast." "Clipper ships sail… https://t.co/GsOAggR0fz
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
just got back from #barbarian and am totally exhausted! took me until ten minutes away from home before i suddenly… https://t.co/QvARalPdpF
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
#BatmanDay2022 My neal adams/dennis oneal version. https://t.co/L53NGSJ4ro
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
i won’t root for a ultimate team until theirs one from medicine hat or yellow knife
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 17th, 2022, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: This is a nasty night, lad.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 16th, 2022, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
this was in my drafts for a while. Really wish id thrown it out into the world before the *events*
@burnsideulti   Friday September 16th, 2022, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
some folks try and get fancy and spell DONUT with an extra UGH like their putting on airs for the queen mother.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 16th, 2022, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @KhaledBeydoun: Imagine if the floods in Pakistan 🇵🇰, where 1/3 of the country is underwater, received 1/3 the coverage and attention gi…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @scienceshitpost: walrusvision > wandavision (via @OdubbelG) https://t.co/g3sbn1x8PW
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
If you translate his name into english it roughly means “the villain william”
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
gonna head to the store first thing in the a m and get a couple to tide me over until october https://t.co/CIEqttxE61
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
i have that wild arugula growing in my yard and all american pocketknives come from the greater portland area so a… https://t.co/HHOAg64loT
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
look, i want to be clear that im not dismissive about the greater effects to others in the case of a justifiable ra… https://t.co/GbdosdN4HB
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 15th, 2022, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @shwiffles: Friend who works for the railroads when asked if they'll be okay: "my savings will last longer than the rest of the economy…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2022, 11:52 p.m. Retweet
me when i find a new live version of soundgardens MY WAVE that ive never listened to before https://t.co/WQtxpPVlpY
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2022, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Did you know that the owls of ancient times in western South America were very social and spent most of their time… https://t.co/UblPLve5sI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2022, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
theres nuns at mr plywood today.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2022, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @dril: ufos are becoming smarter.....
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 14th, 2022, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
are the HR departments starting to catch on to me inserting communist talking points in my cover letters?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
squid go-pro. yes or no. yes or no clarice?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 10:37 p.m. Retweet
just came up with this one. try and guess my caption. https://t.co/rOKA0VxEjA
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
mom sprites turned out to be zimas.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @SiebeforORD1: 3 big hotels in downtown Portland are about to go into foreclosure... Time for the city to take them over & create housi…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
remember when you only had your first taste of lacroix back on memorial day at your aunt paula's house only because… https://t.co/nsxSenHgyU
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @joeywreck: Americans love to shout “free Taiwan” while citizens of Puerto Rico, American Samoa and Guam remain second class citizens.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 13th, 2022, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
can we talk about the Adams, 100% Natural Peanut Butter Crunchy, in a 36 oz jar shortage? ive been dying to talk ab… https://t.co/0N1MU9ZHtU
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2022, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
they cant be that essential because ive been doing just fine without any of those oils my hole life
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2022, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
why does this joke format work for other people? its not very funny to me.
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2022, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
will i understand breaking bad season 6 if i didnt see breaking bad season 1-2 or 4-5? (i saw season 3)
@burnsideulti   Monday September 12th, 2022, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @Ant_organizes: A message from Puzly, a dues paying member of the #TroublemakersUnion - Don't cross picket lines and sign up for the onl…
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
ive seen enough. for all intensive purposes this #NFL season is over. crown them champs NOW
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
lol just remembered about mixed. im back in business baby. just need to scrounge a iffy hodgepodge roster around th… https://t.co/bxqEPtjIX6
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @HarshaWalia: Remember & mourn September 11 For Balbir Singh Sodhi, murdered in the aftermath of 9/11 attacks. He was murdered by Frank…
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
I vividly remember 9/1 like it was only ten days ago. #neverforgot
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
the slow realization that this was my last best chance to ever get to see #natties in person is hard. dreams do die.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @ITYSL: load my frickin lard carcass into the mud https://t.co/VRglqGUv2j
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 11th, 2022, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
still can’t process that we suck. really thought this was our year to get to #sandys and prove our worth against th… https://t.co/jS3ILFoIh8
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 10th, 2022, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
we got kicked in the teeth. what a wakeup call.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 10th, 2022, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
Fellas, if you have to say things like “I don’t always lean on my forehand, I can put it backhand too”, you’ve told on yourself
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 10th, 2022, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
@rhinoslamz @EugeneDarkstar @namebrandllc @TrainwreckSprts
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 10th, 2022, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
SECCIES TOMORROW FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO NATTIES LFG!!!!!! https://t.co/E28XBN4c4N
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2022, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
after the first two toystories were box office hits but frankly looked shite tbqh, the third one was finally shot o… https://t.co/FpAZvivxZX
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2022, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @peachofababy: This has become the only way we pronounce glass in this household https://t.co/COIN28QnTs
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2022, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
act calm out there, tardigrade is in mercury https://t.co/DwVC3pvCVm
@burnsideulti   Friday September 9th, 2022, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @Vinncent: For Americans (North and South) the Queen stuff is clearly silly but there is something to be said for taking old institution…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @shailjapatel: They were at Treetops Hotel in Kenya's Aberdare National Park. Nine months later, hundreds of freedom fighters would hid…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
i bet it would smooth over allot of international tensions if they embalmed her but then let the egyptian national… https://t.co/TAvh0rvM8r
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @casseagull: I present my Streetmix-made comic, entitled The Cyclist Paradox. https://t.co/sGHTeLGPqm
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
#BernieSanders would obviously have the audacity to diminish the life’s work of the most famous woman in the world… https://t.co/nLeXNb8n8s
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 2:01 p.m. Retweet
I bet the first thing the king does once hes in office is do some wack ass executive order that the queen wouldve hated
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 8th, 2022, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
this iswhy i delete all of the tweets about ron https://t.co/dcGt72BJax
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 7th, 2022, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
in PCU when the tiedyed unitard dude way oversells on the backhand fake and just gives up an easier backhand up the… https://t.co/1ehcWou4if
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 7th, 2022, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
my youngest roommate started watching this weird ass show, so I glanced over his shoulder to make sure it’s age app… https://t.co/0m8sX7viGU
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 7th, 2022, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
my most problematic opinion is that every pop song with “wine” in the lyrics sucks ass.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 7th, 2022, 4:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @WNBA: .@S10Bird's final bucket of her #WNBA career 🧡 https://t.co/SZicuIK7YK
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 6th, 2022, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
im celebrating #LabourDay by not working today either
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 6th, 2022, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
Liz Truss is gonna fuck over brittain worse then Liz Frank fucked over Chet Holmgren
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2022, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
a lot of recipes advise on using different amounts of herbs if they’re fresh versus if they’re dried. you know what… https://t.co/BXkrofD0Lz
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2022, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
full disclosure: hes not really a friend per se, but a brittish guy married a lady i know from pdx, i might have ex… https://t.co/uEnohxeYyP
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2022, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
looks like i struck a nerve and loss a follower over this tweet. but if you think it was wrong, or poor taste, just… https://t.co/ePK4k0FrXz
@burnsideulti   Monday September 5th, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
only a couple of blokes got to make some tory bird the next pm, its proper daft innit https://t.co/R2z82IEuXr
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 4th, 2022, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
this is one dumbass looking dog we saw at the park https://t.co/8BVF4OAF7V
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 3rd, 2022, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. One of the news outlets most subtly committed to spreading misinformation about police is NPR. Yesterday, NPR e…
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 3rd, 2022, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
found this pic in my roll, forget where its from but dude looks like their trying hard to read a menu in low light. https://t.co/Iy6QqhlWix
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2022, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
3 day weekends feel more like wekeends because you get that extra bit extended on monday
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2022, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
i want to learn more about the different types of honda sedans, but i can’t find anyone to give me civics lessons
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2022, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
even though it was once the most popular show on tv, has a two and a half men gif ever entered the public consciou… https://t.co/RjIc4h7MrH
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