@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 26th, 2017, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
2 good ultimate players in town asked me to go watch a blazers game at a bar tonight, what's the scam?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 25th, 2017, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes I can’t tell what belongs in my ulty timeline, or dumb sports timeline. https://t.co/8dMiuVMlWS
@burnsideulti   Monday October 23rd, 2017, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
RT @chaneIdurag: just some words of positivity https://t.co/NGeGS6ey0F
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 22nd, 2017, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
Had a silly typo in this one lol. *in honor of Fury, I’m going to play awesome.*
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 22nd, 2017, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
In honor of Nationals, I’m wearing my FLA shirts to pickup. In honor of Patrol, I’m going to play poorly. https://t.co/9a3PReA7pt
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 22nd, 2017, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @mallorydowne: Autumn is not even human I swear @Apfinney 😫💯💦 https://t.co/iFxaJg9lGB
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 22nd, 2017, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @haymarketbooks: “We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable – but then, so did the divine right of kings.” –Ursula K. Le Guin h…
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 21st, 2017, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @PDX_Ultimate: CONGRATS to the gritty and fabulous women of @SchwaUltimate who climbed to finish 12th [seeded 15th!] at #USAUNats PDX lo…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 20th, 2017, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
i kinda get why we let canada into USAu nationals, but why give an an excemption to Austria too?
@burnsideulti   Friday October 20th, 2017, 5:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @RipCityUltimate: Goalty’s probably not as trash as I thought, but the people who play it are way more trash than I feared.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 19th, 2017, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
gotta think that usau makes some changes next year after sockeye intentionally tanks nationals just to avoid the 2018 pro flight schedule.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 19th, 2017, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
that was legitimately the furthest cody has ever run at one time in his entire life.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 19th, 2017, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
gotta think usau is sick to their stomachs they invited sockeye instead of voodoo to the national championships. #deathtothebcs
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 19th, 2017, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Really sad to be missing my 1st club natties as an adult. Never actually even made it before, but this time I feel like I’m missing out.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 15th, 2017, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @MichaelVick: Only the Survive
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 15th, 2017, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
I’m in favor of banning Tequila Mockingbird because I hate puns.
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 15th, 2017, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Light though thou be, thou leapest out of darkness; but I am darkness leaping out of light, leaping out of thee!
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 15th, 2017, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Play zone against teams that R better than us. ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 14th, 2017, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
People should talk about R.E.M. more than they do.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 14th, 2017, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @laurenduca: Trump is like the CSI blacklight in a hotel room. He revealed all the gross white shit that's been here all along.
@burnsideulti   Saturday October 14th, 2017, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: Generally a goatee on a white guy increases the chances of you being a chud by 60%, these are probabilities not facts, be advised
@burnsideulti   Friday October 13th, 2017, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
My two favorite things! Throwing out the rules by not wearing a tie, and vaping! https://t.co/Q2PXdEnqID
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 11th, 2017, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @helenprejean: The death penalty doesn't punish the "worst of the worst." It targets the poorest of the poor. #WorldDayAgainstDeathPenal…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 10th, 2017, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @edsbs: Just signed my will and health directives https://t.co/BtZBshmEAy
@burnsideulti   Monday October 9th, 2017, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @hwinkler4real: Mother Pence should tell her boy that his disgust is better directed at the Nazis in Charlottesville RATHER than footbal…
@burnsideulti   Friday October 6th, 2017, 10:47 p.m. Retweet
what a horrible way to misuse a noguchi coffee table. https://t.co/jfuj13oWb4
@burnsideulti   Friday October 6th, 2017, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
now this guy knows how to inverse pivot/dribble! https://t.co/JK3CiT40FT
@burnsideulti   Friday October 6th, 2017, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
FYI: Protect ya Neck (the jump off) is the best overall Wu track for showcasing everyone equally (minus ODB) Even Ugod and Cappa sound good.
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 5th, 2017, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
i think he'd captain @dragNthrust and be the usau mixed director for a couple years #klink https://t.co/n21N78OYnn
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 5th, 2017, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @MrChuckD: A survey of todays world-One of Mans biggest FEARS is getting laughed at by a woman,one of womens biggest FEARS is getting ki…
@burnsideulti   Thursday October 5th, 2017, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @e4thefuture: Pat Remick @NRDCEnergy sheds light on dangerous intentions of White House, some MoC #EEDAY2017 #ENERGYSTARWorks https://t.…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday October 4th, 2017, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
RT @igorvolsky: News orgs obtained Trump's talking points on guns following #LasVegasShooting. He lifted them from @NRA, so I debunked the…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday October 3rd, 2017, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @hartmand45: Wayyy better quality... IT’S APPLE SEASON BOYS🍎‼️ https://t.co/3xNCfp4QX9
@burnsideulti   Sunday October 1st, 2017, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
the club lacrosse team that wrecked the intramural fields right before your college sectionals tournament https://t.co/r8c0KSs4FE
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 30th, 2017, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
Looks like one fan get REALLY into color rush. https://t.co/l0dQ5Q6vbx
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 30th, 2017, 5:36 p.m. Retweet
Need one of these for some of those @Rowan757 throws. https://t.co/8O8k6mzDoX
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 30th, 2017, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @MissyElliott: It don't matter how handsome & beautiful u are if your Attitude NASTY!🙅🏾A HUMBLE personality is even FLYER & make ppl wan…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 28th, 2017, 10:11 p.m. Retweet
we picked it up sight unseen with our leftover prepaid dues. R.e.a.l.l.y hoping that we the columns are far enough… https://t.co/vSt5HK04Af
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 28th, 2017, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @leyawn: new idea: so basically you know how when you go to the bathroom at work people can see your shoes in the stall. so they can tel…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 28th, 2017, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @CharoShane: Do not do this. Literally never call ICE. https://t.co/Bpduu3KF5S
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 27th, 2017, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
If this shirt comes in red, it will be our Jersey next year. https://t.co/9vE0TTPFc6
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 27th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
@being_ulti the hardest one i had to do was when i pretended to live in korea. that was ton of research, since i've never even left the us!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 27th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
@being_ulti the hardest one i had to do was when i pretended to live in korea. that was ton of research, since i've never even left the us!
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 26th, 2017, 10:47 p.m. Retweet
@being_ulti Whoops! Meant to send this from the being ultimate account.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 26th, 2017, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
The weirdest thing about ultimate twitter is that I've already been @being_ulti three different times by pretending to be random people.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 26th, 2017, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
Now my jokes get to be twice as stupid.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday September 26th, 2017, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @MissyElliott: Never let any1 downplay your worth or what u capable of accomplishing! U put in that work & show em u never doubted Yasel…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 25th, 2017, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @KristenClarkeJD: Let's not forget our female athletes, some of the most outspoken and vocal among them all. @LA_Sparks @WNBA #TakeTheKn…
@burnsideulti   Monday September 25th, 2017, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @burnsideulti: Words that I don’t understand how they work
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 24th, 2017, 10:08 p.m. Retweet
Portland masters #takeAkneee at pickup today. (Notice the photographer is also kneeling) https://t.co/i8BUmKYH9s
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 24th, 2017, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
No one liked my sick diss tweet about ultimate, so now I’m back to replying to trump supporters. :( This is on you.
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 23rd, 2017, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
Regionals might be almost over, but #ff these Select Flight twitter accts all year! @Notorious_CLE @PDXIvyUlt @Dish_Ultimate @prideofny
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 23rd, 2017, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
Words that I don’t understand how they work
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 23rd, 2017, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
You’re going to declare yours the entire “North American” championship? Whatever happened to diplomacy? https://t.co/caBA3IXTAW
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 23rd, 2017, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: *whacks a frisbee golf disc with a 9 iron*
@burnsideulti   Friday September 22nd, 2017, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
Looks like the fields last time we let Oregon state kids paint the lines for regionals. https://t.co/Ii8ZYNb5oY
@burnsideulti   Friday September 22nd, 2017, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @FluffSociety: "This is "Frida", she has saved 52 people so far in Mexico's Earthquake" https://t.co/gOczxa5con
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 21st, 2017, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
is it ok to be at staff meeting with health bennies rep, & spend the whole time thinking "i hope your entire industry burns to the ground?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 20th, 2017, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
Tmfs for sailor language is the reason why trump is president https://t.co/iuPfJ7OfDF
@burnsideulti   Wednesday September 20th, 2017, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @PapaCone_: retweet this and hope theres a bad tweet below it https://t.co/A9Rs3i2BIL
@burnsideulti   Monday September 18th, 2017, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
if you put big fake earrings on kyrie irving with ms paint, he looks exactly like mario obrien https://t.co/M2Sl2rAZNE
@burnsideulti   Monday September 18th, 2017, 7:25 p.m. Retweet
i'll give you three guesses what a-hole designed our new jerseys. smdh https://t.co/LkVlM5lkpo
@burnsideulti   Monday September 18th, 2017, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @bourgeoisalien: All of our twitter accounts are nominated for Emmys. Just kidding. We're totally wasting our lives.
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 17th, 2017, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @NickKarpPhotos: Ian Mackaye of Fugazi/Minor Threat/ Dischord Records at the #JuggaloMarch https://t.co/acrebJ4zCd
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 17th, 2017, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @Fred_Delicious: Can't believe it's 2017 and there are still people called Gary
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 17th, 2017, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @cjzero: When your QB throws a game killing pick, you vape #OleMiss https://t.co/gzQ4alOB93
@burnsideulti   Sunday September 17th, 2017, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy when you realize that Reed College has more nucular reactors than alumni who are decent at ultimate. https://t.co/nTbedERr9u
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 16th, 2017, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
You guys forgot to mention Burnside's top 16 finish at the usau master's championships. https://t.co/wECyifnYqx
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 16th, 2017, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @shutupmikeginn: It’s important to look back, in these trying times, and be thankful that ultimate frisbee didn’t become a mainstream sp…
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 16th, 2017, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
Does England have states, or are all the "countries" like what makes it England?
@burnsideulti   Saturday September 16th, 2017, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
https://t.co/pM4D1qLgFc Not many people got a code to live by anymore.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 15th, 2017, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
Dumbass kid doesn't even overlap his paths so that cut job looks like crap. Shitty child labor stealing jobs from h… https://t.co/zIOJ4brO9f
@burnsideulti   Friday September 15th, 2017, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
"THE PLAYER MAKING THE CATCH ALWAYS HAS BEST PERSPECTIVE!" https://t.co/pCk5fBGuGG
@burnsideulti   Friday September 15th, 2017, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC what a joke. that dog isn't even getting any kind of lather.
@burnsideulti   Friday September 15th, 2017, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @common: That time when this young unknown artist opened for Rick James. Please look at what he wrote in the "position" section. #HeKn…
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 14th, 2017, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
Two ex-googlers want to replace the Callahan scoring system with mandatory ground-taps. https://t.co/p4M3IECPQ9
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 14th, 2017, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
husker du and nova mob are two of the best bands ever. https://t.co/TpFfuIxRGp
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 14th, 2017, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
In between every episode of family matters, @rveljohnson used to lose 8 pounds. He only looked like that so he coul… https://t.co/DyE1qANYml
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