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@burnsideulti

@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday February 23rd, 2018, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
What’s your favorite alcoholic based meat meal?
@burnsideulti   Friday February 23rd, 2018, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Every ultimate player under 25 earns so much less than I do, that it’s disgusting. Every ultimate player over thirt… https://t.co/jkOWCaclTT
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 22nd, 2018, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @GenChuckYeager: 95 is the new 80.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 22nd, 2018, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
usau is gonna have egg on their face when @usagoaltimate ends up getting Ice Goalty into the @2022WinterGames befor… https://t.co/plkvrrVY0X
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 22nd, 2018, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
That guy who contested my travel call last night at winter league is obviously a paid actor funded by Soros.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
#FurnitureAMovie Chasing Sarasota and an IKEA end table.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @SpikeFriedman: Just a reminder that the new owner of LA Weekly loves Dinesh D'Souza: https://t.co/fwxuyD7GA1
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 6:18 p.m. Retweet
I lost over 3000 followers last night. but i think it's because of my chadwick boseman tweet. #TwitterLockOut
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
I got a lot of unfinished ideas in my drafts folder. https://t.co/Z0SCcIEHul
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
I got a lot of unfinished ideas in my drafts folder. https://t.co/Z0SCcIEHul
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
I got a lot of unfinished ideas in my drafts folder. https://t.co/Z0SCcIEHul
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 21st, 2018, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
I got a lot of unfinished ideas in my drafts folder. https://t.co/Z0SCcIEHul
@burnsideulti   Monday February 19th, 2018, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
Masters Guidelines are out, and thankfully usau didn't act on their threat to preemptively ban any masters team tha… https://t.co/FuJNRFWcWO
@burnsideulti   Monday February 19th, 2018, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Millennials are killing the Trader Joe’s instant Mac and cheese industry.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 18th, 2018, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @cyriakharris: Bank heist movie idea: the robbers sneak into the homes of all the bank employees at night and set all their clocks an ho…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 16th, 2018, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @1followernodad: Olympics are a nice prize for dedicating your life to a sport that sucks shit
@burnsideulti   Friday February 16th, 2018, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
Has usau unveiled the 2018 masters division mascot yet? Is there time to propose a stuffed bad boy vape cloud? https://t.co/614wtgPua6
@burnsideulti   Friday February 16th, 2018, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @FINALLEVEL: Daily Game: You shouldn’t worry about turning 60…… You should worry about NOT turning 60.
@burnsideulti   Friday February 16th, 2018, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
Tourney food table should just be miles and miles of bananas and fig newtons. Don’t @ me.
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 15th, 2018, 5:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @nice_mustard: quick poll, is the 2nd amendment:
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 15th, 2018, 4:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: happy valentine's day, love y'all
@burnsideulti   Monday February 12th, 2018, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
1st time i ever heard of internet was visiting friends at u of m. 2nd time was that monkey smelling his but & fall… https://t.co/43P4xh92o8
@burnsideulti   Monday February 12th, 2018, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
1st time i ever heard of internet was visiting friends at u of m. 2nd time was that monkey smelling his but & fall… https://t.co/43P4xh92o8
@burnsideulti   Monday February 12th, 2018, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @AlsBoy: The suspense in this is actually unbearable but the pay off is worth it https://t.co/CaxgQS5E0B
@burnsideulti   Monday February 12th, 2018, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @AlsBoy: The suspense in this is actually unbearable but the pay off is worth it https://t.co/CaxgQS5E0B
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 11th, 2018, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
I’ve carefully curated my Twitter feed to be: ulty players, vape shops, lesbian comic book artists, and anyone remotely tied to socialism.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 11th, 2018, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Someday I'd love to see the Special Olympics be this big of a deal. It's a wonderful event. I'll commentate that bea…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 8th, 2018, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Have to say some of these football safety issues are concerning. If I have a son, I’ll definitely forbid him from p… https://t.co/hqaEW9FJwD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 7th, 2018, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Without looking it up, top of your head, how many vowels in the English language?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 7th, 2018, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
Hey folks here’s the guy who’s the beau of basketball. If you gave him a few years to practice, he could prolly sta… https://t.co/BzAex65gYy
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 6th, 2018, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
Jim Mulroney was 35 years old before he played in the master's series for the first time! Follow your dreams and d… https://t.co/7FOIU1udVf
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 6th, 2018, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
tfw it's Sunday afternoon and you're trying to collect the $22.17 pro rated tourney fee but all the rooks tell you… https://t.co/dIUQHPLJjX
@burnsideulti   Monday February 5th, 2018, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Citizen Kane doesn't even make any sense with 20 yard endzones.
@burnsideulti   Monday February 5th, 2018, 10:30 p.m. Retweet
Can you imagine how many old movies would have their plots ruined if they were filmed now because of the change in the contact rule?
@burnsideulti   Monday February 5th, 2018, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
LizAnn Sanders inspired me to learn to play the dulcimer. https://t.co/sOhYrLR6uZ
@burnsideulti   Friday February 2nd, 2018, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
Really gotta get my #SuperFamicom system running again. Need to play some Last Dimension III: Ambrose Challenge. Re… https://t.co/OkzbHOpUfi
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 1st, 2018, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
i broke my thumb playing ultimate frisbee lol https://t.co/OokKbnawOa
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 1st, 2018, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
I'm all for growth, but we need to take a real look in the mirror and decide if this is where we want our sport to… https://t.co/e2GKYT4YaQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 1st, 2018, 4:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @deray: when you see something that is hilarious but you know you can’t RT or fave it https://t.co/NBoi0NC8tY
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 31st, 2018, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
If any of you folks don't follow the #nfl, this week's match is pretty much football's version of the TCT Pro Fligh… https://t.co/1HhbvFBFqc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 30th, 2018, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
'member back in the 90s when you had to carefully schedule coast to coast phone calls to your friends and family to… https://t.co/qbGf7hpQGi
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 30th, 2018, 5:05 a.m. Retweet
Whoops wrong dudes. I don’t like either of you.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 29th, 2018, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @BronzeHammer: doctors say you need 8 glasses of water a day. that's crazy. i think it should be two. let's get this movement started #i…
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 27th, 2018, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @PitbullBirthday: Happy belated birthday to Pitbull sorry
@burnsideulti   Friday January 26th, 2018, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley The Same 3rd Huck Rule only applies to turnovers. If it's completed it obviously wasn't a bad throw.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 26th, 2018, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
@figjamcalgary @CarbonUltimate Don't you think it's about time to put your money where your mouth is & come down t… https://t.co/PW6HhQtzRr
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 25th, 2018, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @joeyalison: If you're a novelist and you want to blow your readers' minds, introduce a whole bunch of characters at the beginning of yo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 25th, 2018, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
According to IMDb, there has never been a character named “Todd” appear in a movie for longer than five minutes.
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 25th, 2018, 7:22 a.m. Retweet
“Your comforting words, provide no comfort “ @luna_theband https://t.co/DqYEdLYh6v
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 24th, 2018, 4:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @nancykric: “We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and c…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 24th, 2018, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Kinda crazy that even after the rings, & the glory, & blood, & sweat, & more glory, this is all I have to physicall… https://t.co/r2LiQjzz1y
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 23rd, 2018, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
Can’t believe we’re spending all this time discussing greatest catches of 2017, when Portland still doesn’t have fluoridated drinking water.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 22nd, 2018, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
@detroitmechanix i tried, but can't find a way to hate on this.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 21st, 2018, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: *shouting at people playing frisbee golf in the snow* GET HELP
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 20th, 2018, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
We’re always giving millennials a hard time, but I’m a grown ass man and I still don’t know the difference between varnish and shellac.
@burnsideulti   Saturday January 20th, 2018, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
There’s a Delica for sale on se Brooklyn between 36th and 37th if anybody’s interested. G to E condition.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 19th, 2018, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
[ICYMI] good point from a couple days ago. No need for ththis s folks! https://t.co/Giwy5Gxn9G
@burnsideulti   Friday January 19th, 2018, 2:44 a.m. Retweet
Ultimate: The Greatest Sport Ever Invented by Manatees #ChangeAWordRuinABook
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 18th, 2018, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @EricBandRakim: I need somebody from @ThisIsGMC @Cadillac to contact me right now. Not now, right now. This Escalade I got from Penske i…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 17th, 2018, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
RT @dearjhonletter: fitness update: just had my first glass of water this year
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 16th, 2018, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
ATTENTION ULTIMATE PLAYERS: DM if you want to join my West Coast based over 33 semi pro league. or if you want to… https://t.co/MazoCn0UPg
@burnsideulti   Friday January 12th, 2018, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
this might come across as a shiitake, but if you wanna be a champignon, you gotta have strong morels.
@burnsideulti   Friday January 12th, 2018, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @randygdub: ive known trump was racist for months
@burnsideulti   Friday January 12th, 2018, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @nickmullen: should be a country next to norway called yesrway and the national anthem is the waynes world song
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 11th, 2018, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @fakedansavage: This deserves to go viral. https://t.co/5ufiaqf9qQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 11th, 2018, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @MissyElliott: Sometimes you feel down & depressed & don’t understand why no matter how hard you work things still not going right🤷🏽‍♀️…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 9th, 2018, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
u never know until you attempt it.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 9th, 2018, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
Poop/fart was original schroedingers cat.
@burnsideulti   Sunday January 7th, 2018, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
Basically every D attempt in great grand masters..... https://t.co/rd8fevSJWK
@burnsideulti   Friday January 5th, 2018, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
dame retweeted this, so he voted for himself, which is as illegal as giving yourself your own nickname. https://t.co/o7CHOV6c5X
@burnsideulti   Thursday January 4th, 2018, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
Me: How come "frij" & "fridge" are both acceptable abbreviations for refrigerator, but are spelled totally differen… https://t.co/Szr3Wlrefg
@burnsideulti   Wednesday January 3rd, 2018, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
I’ve hesitated to do this, but here is my Star Wars theatrical film ranking. -ODB -RZA -MASTA -GZA -GHOST -RAEKWON -METH -DECK -UGOD
@burnsideulti   Tuesday January 2nd, 2018, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @bitemyapp: either I'm going deaf or I need a more powerful amp
@burnsideulti   Monday January 1st, 2018, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @Mean_Jeans: Our new years resolution is to get sponsied by several enormous corporations
@burnsideulti   Monday January 1st, 2018, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
It’s been 2018 for half a day and I’m still writing 2018 on my paper checks bc I’m a luddite that doesn’t do e-banking.
@burnsideulti   Monday January 1st, 2018, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @MrConnorGrant: I checked in at Shake Shack on #Yelp https://t.co/EZP9tDQKn6
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