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@burnsideulti is the Twitter account for Burnside (USAU Club Masters 2012)

Games involving @burnsideulti
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Burnside 0 - 0 Tejas 2 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 8 Crawl 3 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Burnside 8 - 15 Surly 2 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Burnside 15 - 10 Chesapeaked 2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2022, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
i know most of twitter follows me for my innate ability to keep a finger on the pulse of gen zs zeitgeist, but i mu… https://t.co/mX4nu0MJCI
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
plz stop trying to make me spell it “organise” and “centre”. this is for a job applecation
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 10:50 p.m. Retweet
why does my google doc’s spell check think i live in england
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
just realized that today is 9/1 but nobody’s even posting about it. thought we were never going to forget?!?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
why are musicians from SoCal ska-punk bands always so bad at changing up the ingredients in lemony recipes?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
one thing ive noticed is that i can wear a pair of pants for three four days no problemo, but i always get shorts d… https://t.co/SP8WxuaRVc
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
stocking up on sublime mortgages
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: flexibility even in death
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
just found out the chilito was secretly reinstated at taco bell and am now considering attending the drive thru on… https://t.co/CUM66ANrm2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 30th, 2022, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: Average Weekly Wages 1973: $873 2022: $813 Median Home 1973: $30,200 2022: $433,100 Monthly Rent 1973: $108 2022: $2,0…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 30th, 2022, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
the only benefit of getting fired has been that i have logged less than 12 total hours in pants since the beginning of June
@burnsideulti   Friday August 26th, 2022, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
i miss this shirt. wore mine roughly 3 days a week in college, and now it's 250 bucks on ebay :( https://t.co/wA1wOGtiSP
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 24th, 2022, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
i dont think i could even handle a single sclerosis let alone more then one.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 23rd, 2022, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @LogoSimian: Not using your real name on the internet is basic internet safety and was the unanimous recommendation up until five minute…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 23rd, 2022, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
this is wild footage. its amazingly alien. mars might as well be an other planet! https://t.co/Qzc4yRvMZ7
@burnsideulti   Monday August 22nd, 2022, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @PplsCityCouncil: August 21, 1971 - George Jackson’s life is stolen at San Quentin State Prison. A field marshal for the Black Panther P…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 22nd, 2022, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
i have a sneaky suspicion that everyone in these houses is a asshole https://t.co/PgAjvmBO3T
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 21st, 2022, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @6thgrade4ever: the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ro…
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 21st, 2022, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
all these tryhards denigrating the hiking boot for ultimate, and not even aware that Barney would fuck them up even… https://t.co/vyftOEpKOP
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: they should let you use the bathroom outside at the zoo. the animals get to do it. probably some of the longer tenured zookee…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @Its_Miss_Riss: That is an embarrassing and dangerous imbalance and Democrats need to fucking stop being so easily swayed by momentary c…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
All you armchair statisticians refuse to acknowledge that correlation does not equal caucasation.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
just checked, and im five pounds lighter than @ #natties
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
i molded those two life paths into one route, and decided to eat more open faced sandwiches instead of using two pi… https://t.co/sZ1W0rniDn
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
i made a full commitment this offseason to fully resculpt my body and gain at bare minimum, fifteen pounds of muscl… https://t.co/no7u7mVBIw
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont wa…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @RSGAT: I love how the argument against police abolition is, "Police are very useful! We just have to reform them so that they will beha…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
“home” always looks like it’s spelled wrong, and i think the dictionary folks should do something about it.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
THE FIRST TWO TIMES EVERYONE DID THIS IT WAS ANNOYING LOOKING BROS THAT WERE CLEARLY MANSPLAINING DUMB SHIT TO WOME… https://t.co/8Eq5wiOJqW
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: in 2028 summer Olympics in Los Angeles Interstate Highways will Be mighty busy
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @notdavidgrohl: Arizona has somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 golf courses. The average American golf course requires 312k gallons o…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
dude at the library asked me to pirouette so he could check out my shorts… https://t.co/ydC8lSmFaE
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
what was that shitty car in the late 90s that had the weird extra divider lines on the side windows?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @TessFowler: A much dreamed of experiment, in progress. What do you think? What other album covers would translate well to black and whi…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @RadishHarmers: It's no use to me if people are sad when I die. I'll never know about it. I want people to be sad I'm alive.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
You know how you can see a family and have them totally pegged after like five seconds? Just saw a tall tan dude ea… https://t.co/kJjxTTDlqh
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Legitimacy: shower thought that ultimate frisbee will never gain mainstream success because there’s no opportunity… https://t.co/vAhwZvoMmS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 3:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @BrianaRoseLee: I don't want schools fully funded. I want schools OVER funded. I want school closets overflowing with resources. I want…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2022, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
can you even imagine how unhealthy everyone was before acai berries were discvoered.
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2022, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
FYI: the new people you train are also going to want to unionize https://t.co/dr5xcWDpki
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2022, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
I don’t have a PhD in electricity, but I’m pretty sure there’s a scientifical reason why fan dial controls go: OFF-HIGH-MEDIUM-LOW
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 14th, 2022, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
well, ive done it. the pinnacle of my artistic ability. finally ready to reveal my… https://t.co/UAznjPwKES
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 14th, 2022, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Most American band not from America?
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 14th, 2022, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
everyone says “support ultiphotos, they do great work!” well how comes all three times they’ve taken a pic of me a… https://t.co/UDMRaRsnwe
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 14th, 2022, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @EricAngelo_MS: I had a lot of good experiences while in New York, but will never forget how it felt straight up like a police-state. Co…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 13th, 2022, 5:02 a.m. Retweet
my brain always just assumes josh whedon was the dude who played wes crusher. and johnny knoxville was in jon spencer blues explosion.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
here are the old ones to compare and contrast https://t.co/tzjbxq5TPv
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 7:00 p.m. Retweet
think i can get the team to change the burnside logo for 2023? https://t.co/ErG9m3wwpG
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
Watch: Fred Fenster calls out heckler laughing during truck hijacking remarks https://t.co/dnE8GxhLkv
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
are you trying to tell me a condo leeza’d this rice?
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
I write one good tweet, once every three weeks. so if you’re one of the lucky two people who read it, consider it like a easter egg
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
i have a dumb habit where i assume every person in SF is either on mischief, polar bears, or donuts. https://t.co/ThM7ELLIrZ
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
I once did a renovation job on an old pool at a university and found a bunch of old sports illustrateds in a storag… https://t.co/72hR3Q7pmH
@burnsideulti   Friday August 12th, 2022, 3:08 a.m. Retweet
i bet theirs a lot of people who had to update their “top ten greatest posthumous nba player” lists this summer.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 11th, 2022, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
RT @corysnearowski: This has been a whirlwind of events https://t.co/qrdLzpmc8B
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 11th, 2022, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
and if i dont, dont correct me because ive been eating it.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 11th, 2022, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
this is my kids school and now i know why we’re a dieing empire. https://t.co/jHQ58qG12y
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @jamieson: Wouldn't be surprised if we see a domino effect of unionization at Trader Joe's. The stores are a manageable size for organiz…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
Sorry, undid the retweet because the author talked about becoming the “master of the crows” and fuck that my neighb… https://t.co/O2oCVbvjqM
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
sky looks weird. im going in the basement
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @Amysaysfuckalot: Delete all student debt. Delete all medical debt. Delete school lunch debt. Delete it all and then make it free.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
there was a lot of great youth ultimate this weekend! excited to see all the new tigers out there playing The Right… https://t.co/hJZZRgx45Z
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 10th, 2022, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
i dont even get it. i can tell hes being a prick, but its just so vaguely assholish I can’t quite put it all togeth… https://t.co/RIRF9rWPwA
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 9th, 2022, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
‘member on family get togethers when youd have some racist piece of shit uncle who would always say some shit to yo… https://t.co/HUP61AxQPj
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
I watched #PreyHulu this morning and don’t find it anymore unrealistic than #Predator, for example when jesse the b… https://t.co/N4jIyA5cWM
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @carterforva: The Democrats' excuse for killing all of Bernie's amendments to help people is "we told you in advance we couldn't amend t…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
i had to hide the chat. @torre_errot @Flower_Butch
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
RT @JeffAndDonkeys: Insulin should be free. Free. There is no potential for abuse. The market is utterly inflexible. The market for insuli…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
my old position got reposted again for the 2nd (3rd?) time. guess nobody wants to work anymore except for me. :(
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
If anyone got cut after their tryout tourneys this weekend at Kleinman, US Open, WJUC, or other, we might have a ro… https://t.co/7WnFaViLkx
@burnsideulti   Monday August 8th, 2022, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
RT @MariahforAthens: i am begging *begging* people to understand that housing for all would do more to combat domestic violence than the po…
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
you can pinpoint the exact date that Ricky quit playing ultimate. https://t.co/ldz1zUsHmC
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
i hate to always make this about me, but i saw a racoon in broad daylight on the way to pickup so… https://t.co/C1OHNJPZme
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 7th, 2022, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
its taking too long to befriend these crows. i expected corvid soulmates by now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
this is still a ben lohre stan account.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 8:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @RottenInDenmark: We lost more than a decade of public transit investment due to the misplaced hype around these VC enrichment schemes.
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
RT @ForeverWILlN_: Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @whitney_hu: sometimes when i’m mad, i just do math & compare it to police budgets. ~600,000 homeless people in america. if we gave ever…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 6th, 2022, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
my wifes playing in a mixed tourney this weekend and im just thinking :( https://t.co/vEVgNVjPb8
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
second most famous person from my neighborhood, ahead of the dude who invented pringles and behind henry heimlich. https://t.co/gOBc9UkWYw
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
what the heck did people do to describe how proportionately strong everything was before the 13th century BC Indian… https://t.co/Ivye5Zj3iB
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
T shirt idea: Single and ready to get shingles
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
hey, ultimate score updates on a ftiday… take a breather its not always all about you.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 5th, 2022, 2:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @AliAbunimah: Just like in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Ukraine and elsewhere, the US gives false hope to its puppets and clients in Taiwan tha…
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