@tooniclem

@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Sunday May 8th, 2011, 12:33 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames as sexy as that would be, I might wait till next time. Also, get REVISING, you been on here all morning !!!!
@tooniclem   Sunday May 8th, 2011, 11:26 a.m. Retweet
Oh why didn't I go to a public school, don't they teach you these things there?
@tooniclem   Sunday May 8th, 2011, 11:25 a.m. Retweet
Dilemma time! Do I wear the ill fitting dinner jacket, or ignore social decorums and go for a grey suit to a black tie ball? #FashionFauxPas
@tooniclem   Saturday May 7th, 2011, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Was forced to watch Dr Who alone as the flatmates HATE it !?!?! #reprobates
@tooniclem   Saturday May 7th, 2011, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
Death by stretching, might just go pass out in the library #yoga
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
@Chalky_Joe Talking parklife innit? I think I remember you talking about it
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter I know @andysays is, and if I'm not completely mistaken maybe @Chalky_Joe and others too =D
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
@stephenfry I was exactly the same, was tempted to go straight from Insidious to Arthur just so I could bare the journey home
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter yeah overall i reckon sat will be better. Although the sunday headliners are sweet, can't exactly see em all :(
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter more like £65 i think
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter have sold out
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter No you really can't, its a thing of sheer beauty really. But you will need to buy separate tickets anyway, cos weekenders
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter Yes, the ticket is by my bed
@tooniclem   Friday May 6th, 2011, 10:17 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter Ken Dodd said he wanted to leave a quilt on my floor. I said "Over my bed Doddy”
@tooniclem   Thursday May 5th, 2011, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter to which part might i ask? Although obviously both are good
@tooniclem   Thursday May 5th, 2011, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
Regressing back to my childhood: Chicken dippers for tea !!!1!!1 #Yes2AV
@tooniclem   Thursday May 5th, 2011, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter @Jamielikeszelda beer AND a pint greg? you sure you can handle all that?
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 4th, 2011, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
Insidious is one evil bastard of a film
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 4th, 2011, 12:17 p.m. Retweet
Swotting up on wookiepedia for the big stars wars pub quiz tonight #SuaveMotherfucker
@tooniclem   Monday May 2nd, 2011, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
Tell the world you're voting Yes, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twb.ly/dCJjZ7 #Yes2AV
@tooniclem   Monday May 2nd, 2011, 7:50 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter you missed a bit
@tooniclem   Saturday April 30th, 2011, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
Basically watched Dr Who twice and now time for Tron. Having one seriously nerdy night in with the family
@tooniclem   Saturday April 30th, 2011, 10:00 a.m. Retweet
@GraceVitali you have literally filled my news feed, also I certainly wasn't awake at that ridiculous hour yesterday, why on earth were you?
@tooniclem   Friday April 29th, 2011, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Love how channel 5 got burdened with the pick of the wedding related crop: the PoS movie !!!
@tooniclem   Friday April 29th, 2011, 7:38 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter what are we doing???
@tooniclem   Thursday April 28th, 2011, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
With the big-bi-annual music swap with @greg_rossiter now finished, I'm off to the fee
@tooniclem   Thursday April 28th, 2011, 12:42 p.m. Retweet
Now the very proud owner of the Kick-Ass graphic novel #ToTheGarden
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
@TheRealIngrosso are you implying drumstep will cause the end of the world?
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b details about the phone
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 1:20 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda relatively straightforward. Basis is just as easy as risotto it's just the timings of additions that make it slightly hardr
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda you should make a paella and have the lads round with sombreros #Shameless
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 1:04 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b in b4 McNeil: details? Details? Details?
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 27th, 2011, 10:39 a.m. Retweet
So apparently i was hacked, sorry for spamming any of you
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
@thompsonbassman it looks like a new ping or whatsapp. I still fail to see the point when most with mobile Internet have unlimited texts
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 10:51 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b Well in fairness I would have thought the dickish behaviour from Sony that cause it would be far more likely from microsoft
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Oh well fucking done Sony http://t.co/T6OYM02 and it still took you a week to tell us #BadMove
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
only caught the end of his set but come on #diplol @iamjackmaster already saving the day
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
In fact re tweet to @wob_b same Gottwood buying applies to all of you. Don't leave me stranded in the welsh countryside on my todd please
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
@benturner55 still not done the campaign though
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
In need of regaining some manliness after that, time to hit the COD
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b hmm well this is kinda earlier than most others....
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b also I've now bought my gottwood ticket so whenever you're ready =D #WorriedFace
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b well there is that field right next to it so i certainly don't see why not though it may be on a hill. Somewhere though yes
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b I know, it sucks, but even iTunes hasn't got it yet. But man, this song, depressing but so good
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
'Possibly the most beautiful song about prostitutes ever' http://t.co/Q4yWjKW
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
Blatant hard work: I caught 306 souvenirs, including the teddy bear, in the royal wedding game. Have a go here: http://bbc.in/weddinggame
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 10:18 a.m. Retweet
oh fuck the twibbon then suffice to say I support AV
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 10:16 a.m. Retweet
Support Yes To Fairer Votes, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twb.ly/dCJjZ7 #Yes2AV
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 10:15 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda lame, mine just keeps cocking up
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 9:32 a.m. Retweet
Gutted SETI are putting the alien telescope array to sleep
@tooniclem   Monday April 25th, 2011, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
whats this quinoa has twitter? @keenonquinoa well this is just the dandiest thing ever
@tooniclem   Monday April 25th, 2011, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
Quinoa's weird as hell. Like little couscouses with tails. Alien frogspawn maybe
@tooniclem   Monday April 25th, 2011, 9:18 a.m. Retweet
@mikeyaah ooo controversial, but it's definitely up pretty high in my rankings
@tooniclem   Monday April 25th, 2011, 8:50 a.m. Retweet
@mikeyaah I hadn't. Disgraceful I know but that's now been corrected. It was so good
@tooniclem   Monday April 25th, 2011, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
Absolute travesty I've never seen this film before #fightclub
@tooniclem   Sunday April 24th, 2011, 8:45 p.m. Retweet
Continuing the heathen theme, yay Dogma
@tooniclem   Sunday April 24th, 2011, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
Clements tea-time discussions: Who's better Jesus or the Doctor? I think we came to a unanimous decision #blasphemers #DrWho
@tooniclem   Saturday April 23rd, 2011, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
"Got sick on my shoes, feel like like shit, fuck it ket will make things better" #LifeLessons
@tooniclem   Saturday April 23rd, 2011, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
Far too smashed to even consider continuing pub golf, but still....Drinking!!!!!
@tooniclem   Friday April 22nd, 2011, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
So apparently you're all hornier for being here http://t.co/3BfUfEK
@tooniclem   Friday April 22nd, 2011, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
Brother just walked in on me watching Enchanted #Awkward
@tooniclem   Friday April 22nd, 2011, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
Until I got the direct comparison of the new bypass I never fully appreciated just how fucking awful most of our roads are for cyclists
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 20th, 2011, 1:39 p.m. Retweet
Pretty and chilled as this place is, it is seriously uncomfortable ground. #ArseGoneToSleep http://t.co/WhQD7EN
@tooniclem   Monday April 18th, 2011, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda Wouldn't. I tried it on nachos once. Did not end up well
@tooniclem   Sunday April 17th, 2011, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
Father has just let slip he once won a disco dancing competition. Explains an awful lot
@tooniclem   Sunday April 17th, 2011, 1:54 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda @Greg_Rossiter he be still in the land of the Cockney
@tooniclem   Sunday April 17th, 2011, 9:04 a.m. Retweet
Free buffet breakfasts will always be my dieting downfall #Stuffed
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
@GraceVitali well get you, jetsetting off all over the place
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
@GraceVitali oh well I couldn't possibly say. Better hotel room? :)
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
The minibar is broken #Nooooo
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
@GraceVitali guessing that's not in respect to a new phone ;)
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 5:04 p.m. Retweet
Dad's such a lightweight, he's getting raucous in the globe #CityAtWembley
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
Wembley is there on the horizon, trust me. Closest I'm getting though http://t.co/tu6C3rK
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 8:41 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter but of course, gotta stick together innit! Trust u've no plans to take the M1
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 8:10 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter yeah boi! On the train now. Unfortunately had to kick some fellow blues out of our seats much to the delight of all the scum
@tooniclem   Saturday April 16th, 2011, 8:02 a.m. Retweet
Off to chill with the cockneys. Not going for city, but come on you blues!! #CityAtWembley
@tooniclem   Friday April 15th, 2011, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
DS3 shopping. Citroen do make a very pretty car.
@tooniclem   Friday April 15th, 2011, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Apple have given me a free trackpad and everything! I love that #NewMacSmell
@tooniclem   Friday April 15th, 2011, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
Yet another reminder why I should probably invest in one of these handy bags http://www.lydialeith.com/
@tooniclem   Friday April 15th, 2011, 12:50 p.m. Retweet
Another excellent piece from Mr Hari http://ind.pn/iaFlSN #Republican #RoyalWedding
@tooniclem   Thursday April 14th, 2011, 2:05 p.m. Retweet
Thought Darwin Deez was exclusively cheesy cheery mush. 'Bad Day' is actually pretty bitchy though. I quite like it.
@tooniclem   Thursday April 14th, 2011, 11:49 a.m. Retweet
Not that it was my strongest skill back when I was playing, but back on the drums today and all sense of rhythm has gone out the window
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 13th, 2011, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
never perfected that simian stroll
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 13th, 2011, 10:11 a.m. Retweet
waking up to early morning funk on radio 6, I'll take that anyday
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 12th, 2011, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
. @benturner55 is currently buying 3 pairs of man uggs
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 12th, 2011, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
@andysays awesomsauce, although I must say I prefer the Gottwood one =D
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 12th, 2011, 12:32 p.m. Retweet
Parklife ticket has arrived! All thats left is to sort Gottwood and June will be fucking epic. Seriously though, who's actually coming?
@tooniclem   Monday April 11th, 2011, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
times like these just call for big ol' bowl of crunchy nut
@tooniclem   Friday April 8th, 2011, 10:47 a.m. Retweet
Happy birthday @GraceVitali Xx
@tooniclem   Thursday April 7th, 2011, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames no confirmations as of yet, but seeing em tonight so of the 5 of us who said we would, I'm sure some of us will be coming
@tooniclem   Thursday April 7th, 2011, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames yeah can't really say I get them
@tooniclem   Thursday April 7th, 2011, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames I only do these things because I love you dearest. Its for your own good
@tooniclem   Thursday April 7th, 2011, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
More should have gone through my mind than 'ooohh pretty' when I was buying Italian electrical goods. Never again
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 5th, 2011, 12:48 p.m. Retweet
its like a party in my mouth, and the caterers were sourced from an asylum...
@tooniclem   Tuesday April 5th, 2011, 12:42 p.m. Retweet
Chicken, chutney, and banana sarnie. Comes deli recommended. Think I'll be the judge of that.
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