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@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
15 minutes of my sister forcing me to watch made in Chelsea, just about ready to slit my wrists. What the fuck is a Binky?
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda @wob_b @andysays First the tuition fees, now this. Damn Conservatives. @english_harry
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
While I can't be too certain what exactly this is; It has Matt Berry, and its a bit of a headfuck Enjoy the awesomeness http://t.co/aJ6AUB7z
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
@KatieDoherty_ so does this mean your living with geordies? Your going to have one hell of a fun, albeit sleepless, year!
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 11:08 a.m. Retweet
Not at all a bad week for my #FPL. Nearly double the average. Finally got my team the way I want it.
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 11:02 a.m. Retweet
@wob_b one hour of combat types cardio, one hour intense yoga, and one hour weights
@tooniclem   Monday September 19th, 2011, 10:25 a.m. Retweet
Attempted the 3 hour Les Mills fitness marathon yesterday. Arms are like jelly, and I'm walking like a penguin, but feel so good for it.
@tooniclem   Friday September 16th, 2011, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
new, old, daft punk track time ahhhh #excitingstuff
@tooniclem   Friday September 16th, 2011, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
Just made an origami millenium falcon. Productivity levels through the roof!
@tooniclem   Friday September 16th, 2011, 1:00 p.m. Retweet
@tynesidecinema pretty please tell me you lovely folks will be showing melancholia when its released....
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 14th, 2011, 11:41 a.m. Retweet
Walking through longsight at midday, murderously hungover and covered in what I hope is last nights jager. Not exactly a stride of pride
@tooniclem   Monday September 12th, 2011, 10:54 a.m. Retweet
@english_harry oh the englishest. Well the one dr who was at least
@tooniclem   Monday September 12th, 2011, 10:49 a.m. Retweet
Waking up now, it seems the sci-fi marathon till 5am may not have been my brightest move. Still #besthouseever
@tooniclem   Sunday September 11th, 2011, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
Just wondering round Newcastle pissed out my mind. Never gonna find a Soul, but ill fun in the processs
@tooniclem   Saturday September 10th, 2011, 1:30 p.m. Retweet
Northumbria bound. First night in my new house set to be a messy one.
@tooniclem   Friday September 9th, 2011, 11:04 a.m. Retweet
Honestly don't know what was going through my mum's mind when she bought hellmann's ketchup. Just wrong. #goheinzorgohome
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b @jamielikeszelda this is true though
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda as for the tee... not too bad, specially for that price
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda dammit jam why did you have to link that, I've already managed to rack up a wishlist basket costing nearly 500 quid :(
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames business investments lol. You're going to end on facebook in there aren't you?
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
Just been given an awesome, potentially 90 year old, ukulele that I haven't the foggiest how to play #timetogetlearing
@tooniclem   Wednesday September 7th, 2011, 11:10 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter give me 30 mins to finish painting the roof and I'll come and find em
@tooniclem   Tuesday September 6th, 2011, 5:11 a.m. Retweet
Having said that, while I'm at home I really ought to be coming back before the milkman arrives #workingin3hours #fuck
@tooniclem   Tuesday September 6th, 2011, 5:08 a.m. Retweet
Mmm 6am prawn mayo Tesco breakfast, cos I'm a classy bastard. Honestly not even drunk any more, just got some serious style
@tooniclem   Tuesday September 6th, 2011, 4:54 a.m. Retweet
Definetely need to get better at this hugging on the move thing #toolanky
@tooniclem   Saturday September 3rd, 2011, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
So Trollhunters made for interesting watching. We discovered it would have made just as much sense without any dialogue
@tooniclem   Saturday September 3rd, 2011, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
I'd love to have one of those facebook style 'words I use the most' for twitter. Would likely confirm my idea that most of them are who & Dr
@tooniclem   Saturday September 3rd, 2011, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Dammit Dr who's on and I'm still not home yet
@tooniclem   Friday September 2nd, 2011, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
There's something about grooving to good Charlotte in an Italian suit that just appeals to me
@tooniclem   Monday August 29th, 2011, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda i'm not too sure, i never actually asked them what it meant. Not to rub it in or anything, but you missed a cracker
@tooniclem   Monday August 29th, 2011, 7:35 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda top half of the table is for nerds. We won spirit which is the real important thing. and i was actually a P* this weekend
@tooniclem   Monday August 29th, 2011, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
So we started as 2nd seed, we finished near the bottom, so low I'd forgotten the actual number by the time first place was announced
@tooniclem   Saturday August 27th, 2011, 11:29 a.m. Retweet
There's a very strong probability I'm still drunk, I'm playing so much Frisbee and daft punk is on the campsite soundsystem #heaven
@tooniclem   Saturday August 27th, 2011, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
Oh God so much fun. Frisbee and alcohol = win
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
@ranky67 I'm here for a few days for a Frisbee tournament. You still here?
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
Such a violent hatred of buses. Last one of the day didn't show up
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
Mission #success I've found a pub that serves hoegaarden
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Time to have a little explore of Leicester.
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 1:27 p.m. Retweet
Just found out the team I'm playing for this weekend is now the 2nd top seed, out of 25. I swear I haven't even mastered all the throws yet
@tooniclem   Friday August 26th, 2011, 10:28 a.m. Retweet
'Your order could arrive any time in the next two days' that's not a delivery notification, that's a prison sentence
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 24th, 2011, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda hahzhahahahaha
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 24th, 2011, 7:20 a.m. Retweet
Brother must have about 30kg of stuff for #leedsfest none of which is alcohol #youredoingitwrong
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 23rd, 2011, 9:24 a.m. Retweet
Knew I should have kept in wellbeck #FPL
@tooniclem   Sunday August 21st, 2011, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
So Guetta and Afrojack are now trying to be Daft Punk #notcool. Wish they'd just stick to their usual bullshit. Never thought I'd say that
@tooniclem   Saturday August 20th, 2011, 10:53 p.m. Retweet
Hour 3 of attempting to sew my costume for British Thumber Time; I'm covered in tiny cuts and look like an air steward #notagoodlook
@tooniclem   Saturday August 20th, 2011, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
@cam_91 ahhhh yes man I love it!! It may have to go to a coin toss.
@tooniclem   Saturday August 20th, 2011, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
Although open to other suggestions... #comeonthenifyouthinkyourewittyenough #beerbear
@tooniclem   Saturday August 20th, 2011, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
It may be a cocktail shaker inside, but I'm thinking the 'beer-bear' is an apt name. http://t.co/1cNkGkq
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 16th, 2011, 1:57 p.m. Retweet
Could you do it to a face like this? I actually don't think I can. http://t.co/vqXxU9E
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 16th, 2011, 1:51 p.m. Retweet
Ooo also instead of 'shooting the boot' we could have 'shooting the teddy' #Iamahorribleperson
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 16th, 2011, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Considering tearing the head off a teddybear to make a concealed cocktail shaker. This is the definitive end of my childhood isn't it?
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 16th, 2011, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames not that I'm aware of during the day. But perhaps later yeah. Will let you know...
@tooniclem   Tuesday August 16th, 2011, 12:57 p.m. Retweet
General warning to the people of Cheshire: My sister has just embarked on her first driving lesson. If you must travel, stick to motorways
@tooniclem   Monday August 15th, 2011, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
Hey @Greg_Rossiter how goddamn good did sevic look?!?! #sergioaguero
@tooniclem   Sunday August 14th, 2011, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
Yay iron man on TV. Still the life ambition to become Tony Stark #Totallydoable
@tooniclem   Saturday August 13th, 2011, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
So I think I finally achieved it, may have actually danced myself crippled last night.
@tooniclem   Saturday August 13th, 2011, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
I touched Albin Myer's bum. #BestNightEver
@tooniclem   Friday August 12th, 2011, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
@carltonshep Same, I still probably would though
@tooniclem   Friday August 12th, 2011, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
To put the holiday pics on facebook or not? I seriously doubt anyone gives a shit, and the Black&White make me look like a prick but tempted
@tooniclem   Friday August 12th, 2011, 11:56 a.m. Retweet
Delving into the dark world of the jailbroken iPod
@tooniclem   Friday August 12th, 2011, 8:25 a.m. Retweet
My lack of understanding about football outside of #MCFC has nothing to do with it
@tooniclem   Friday August 12th, 2011, 8:24 a.m. Retweet
Remembered one of the main reasons I dont normally do fantasy football: coming up with a good team name normally takes me most of the season
@tooniclem   Thursday August 11th, 2011, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
@ranky67 you're out in wilmslow? Come drinking for @Greg_Rossiter s birthday?
@tooniclem   Thursday August 11th, 2011, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b @jamielikeszelda did someone say shopping?
@tooniclem   Thursday August 11th, 2011, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
Uhoh just succumbed to my urge to buy some miscellaneous percussion. Mum's going to be pleased when a bongo drum arrives in a few days
@tooniclem   Thursday August 11th, 2011, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
Wait Seth Macfarlane had a cameo in Gilmore girls? His life sure has gone downhill since then hasn't it
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 10th, 2011, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
Changed my profile picture 3 times today, think I might be a tad compulsive
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 10th, 2011, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter did they always have a girl?
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 10th, 2011, 10:34 a.m. Retweet
100's of volunteers around Manchester. The city seems pretty clear. #manchestercleanup
@tooniclem   Thursday July 28th, 2011, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Newfound adoration for #feta. It didn't take much for me to fall in love with Greece
@tooniclem   Monday July 25th, 2011, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
I see nothing wrong with my priorities
@tooniclem   Monday July 25th, 2011, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
Flying to Crete in a matter of hours, off to the pub in a matter of minutes, and all I have in my suitcase is books.
@tooniclem   Sunday July 24th, 2011, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
Playing the #guessthemusiciansracebythebassline game
@tooniclem   Sunday July 24th, 2011, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
Margaritas, flapjacks and electronic jazz under the rapidly setting sun, will be the order of the evening #bakedgoodsandgettingblitzed
@tooniclem   Sunday July 24th, 2011, 11:52 a.m. Retweet
F1 time, although I'm really going to need filling in on whats happened this season. #outoftouch
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Time for Potter, although apologies to @wob_b and @Jamielikeszelda my wizarding attire seems to be 'missing' #suchashame
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
Yet again in need of an itunes cull. Professor Green seems like a good place to start
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 9:31 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter yeah we had to change the method of getting there, instead my mum is now taking us, can explain later. but 11:15 could be ok
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 9:17 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter not too shabby at all. Can you be round here for 11?
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 8:25 a.m. Retweet
Oh and @Greg_Rossiter they happen to have a hospitality night the day after jagskills. #nowthatstiming
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 8:24 a.m. Retweet
Yessss new warehouse project lineup announced. I'm now spoiled for choice as to when to next see the legendary @jameszabiela WHP+Sankeys?
@tooniclem   Thursday July 21st, 2011, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
Honestly still can't understand so many people's infatuation with Ron Weasley. Longbottom, now thats a man. #yeahimdrunk
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 20th, 2011, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
Some cunning bugger has actually faked an entire apple store in china http://t.co/u8Vyea7 Not done a bad job #dedication
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 20th, 2011, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
If Leona Lewis had to so blatantly rip off Avicii's 'Penguin' she could have least come up with something that wasn't such a pile of shit
@tooniclem   Sunday July 17th, 2011, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
Prawn crackers with houmous. Now that's multiculturalism
@tooniclem   Sunday July 17th, 2011, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
Grizdale forest is my mountain biking Eden. Couldn't be more soaked #bestdayever
@tooniclem   Saturday July 16th, 2011, 8:19 p.m. Retweet
Thinking this weeks Camelot should come with the warning not watch with the parents
@tooniclem   Friday July 15th, 2011, 12:37 a.m. Retweet
Falling asleep enveloped in the smell of campfire is surprisingly nice right now. Waking up tomorrow in it certainly won't be
@tooniclem   Thursday July 14th, 2011, 12:56 p.m. Retweet
Final Warehouse Project on my brother and sister's 18th... Not a bad way for me to begin indoctrinating them I suppose
@tooniclem   Monday July 11th, 2011, 9:44 a.m. Retweet
First mountain biking in nearly 2 years and my genius dad takes us down a red run. Limbs shaken to shit. #cantmove
@tooniclem   Saturday July 9th, 2011, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
So @Andy_Crawf just spent a Tenner purely on nuts and limes. #partytime
@tooniclem   Friday July 8th, 2011, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
In the most unsurprising news ever organising tournaments is a bit of a ballache. Yay for leaving new @sbtrkt album on repeat #easingthepain
@tooniclem   Thursday July 7th, 2011, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
Bye bye you PoS excuse for journalism. Just hope nothing equally abhorrent comes to fill the void now
@tooniclem   Thursday July 7th, 2011, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter Crawford, dad and a few others I think. Although we may also be out somewhere this sunday if your back
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