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@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Thursday July 7th, 2011, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter it would be the 17th
@tooniclem   Thursday July 7th, 2011, 12:18 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter. I see its working. While I have you, grizedale a week on Sunday. You in?
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 6th, 2011, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
Write to Hunt and Cameron @Number10gov to stop #Murdoch's #media takeover! #hacking #notw #milly http://t.co/XoLeMim
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 6th, 2011, 1:17 p.m. Retweet
I wish real gyms worked like those in pokemon. I would be so fit by now
@tooniclem   Tuesday July 5th, 2011, 1:10 p.m. Retweet
@levi15791 sound man, sound. Just back from a festival which played some of the weirdest but most wonderful dubstep I've ever heard.
@tooniclem   Monday July 4th, 2011, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
I'm a sunburnt shell of the person I was, but Gottwood was just incredible
@tooniclem   Thursday June 30th, 2011, 1:21 p.m. Retweet
Five days of cutting some serious shapes in a welsh wood await. Adios
@tooniclem   Thursday June 30th, 2011, 11:05 a.m. Retweet
@levi15791 @carltonshep Boys!! how the devil are we doing? you sly dogs not telling me you'd joined the tweevolultion
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 29th, 2011, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
As if I needed another reason to adore the Netherlands, now they're banning ritual slaughter. Cruel and barbaric process http://t.co/IcprtXr
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 28th, 2011, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
Happy to see Muse beating the likes Queen and Bobby Geldorf for Wembley's greatest event. Their live shows are simply stunning
@tooniclem   Friday June 24th, 2011, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Never have I ever seen such a hive of scum and villany- Obi wan Kenobi / anyone at the bollin fee
@tooniclem   Friday June 24th, 2011, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
#nowlistening to the James Zabiela essential mix. Man alive is this guy a genius
@tooniclem   Friday June 24th, 2011, 1:20 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda Well he's clearly a better man than I, being able to put up with the hideous noise coming from her
@tooniclem   Friday June 24th, 2011, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda I take your pimms and raise you a grand bowl of strawberries and cream
@tooniclem   Friday June 24th, 2011, 1:08 p.m. Retweet
We seem to have every kind of vinegar under the sun except balsamic. What kind of shoddy excuse for a middle class household is this?
@tooniclem   Thursday June 23rd, 2011, 11:54 a.m. Retweet
Got genuinely bored of CoD after only 10 minutes. I'd love to say it because I've grown as a person , but alas, fear I'm just shit at it now
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 22nd, 2011, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
@Gottwood what ever happened to the itchy feet djs? Or am I just imagining that they were on the line up initially
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 22nd, 2011, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
On the final stretch of the way home after what's been a long but fucking brilliant year, and a sick week with @GraceVitali and the frizzers
@tooniclem   Thursday June 16th, 2011, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
Laters Newcastle. Amsterdam time bitches
@tooniclem   Thursday June 16th, 2011, 11:05 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames being ridiculously bad made them very uncool
@tooniclem   Thursday June 16th, 2011, 11:02 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames the others i will conceed, but tapes? Jog on chames, when they modern they were abysmal, and they still aren't cool now
@tooniclem   Thursday June 16th, 2011, 10:49 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames There was nothing, nothing, cool about VCRs. #FutureFTW
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 15th, 2011, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
Now the last one left in the flat. On the bright side though, I can now return to being naked most of the time
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 14th, 2011, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
I think the girl I gave my number to last night just added me on FB, but it was a dark club and I didn't get her name. Shant be accepting.
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 14th, 2011, 7:29 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda alas, Amsterdam gets me first. 8 days from now I will be in your presence. Assuming I dont suffer a coronary from the bacon
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 14th, 2011, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
Just found nearly 20 rashers of bacon in the freezer, got only slightly more than 24 hours left in my uni halls. Jack Bauer can't touch this
@tooniclem   Saturday June 11th, 2011, 12:56 p.m. Retweet
DJ fresh vs brookes brothers and I haven't even had my lunch yet #Extraordinary
@tooniclem   Friday June 10th, 2011, 10:39 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda kind of, I'm back for this weekend, then come back to newcastle
@tooniclem   Friday June 10th, 2011, 10:36 a.m. Retweet
My folks are going to be here in under an hour. My room is not even remotely packed and I'm still in bed. They are not going to be happy
@tooniclem   Friday June 10th, 2011, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
I think tonight might be the night I pull an @simonharris91 and walk till I find the cows #Priorities
@tooniclem   Friday June 10th, 2011, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Some guys about to get arrested over a garlic sauce dispute
@tooniclem   Thursday June 9th, 2011, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
Thinking tonight might be another night for the 'special' vodkas, but birch, cranberry or honey? #TheTroublesOfBeingATwat
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 8th, 2011, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter bascially the entirety of the uni is out, I have 6 different pre drinks to choose from and i fear i might not make any
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 8th, 2011, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter the fact that I was far too drunk to walk about 5 hours ago not boding too well for the remainder of the night
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 8th, 2011, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
Tonight is not going to end well. Over 1000 people on guestlist for a club that I'm sure can only hold about 500, is the least of my worries
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 7th, 2011, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
Just realised that might have been my last session in the library for many months. My exit really could have been grander
@tooniclem   Tuesday June 7th, 2011, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter it even has it's own dance remix http://t.co/ykZMyfe
@tooniclem   Sunday June 5th, 2011, 8:31 a.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter back up to a wall or garage door, then just see if they're reflecting off it from the drivers seat
@tooniclem   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
@GraceVitali My phone's now not sending texts and just getting your voicemail, can u be at Jesmond metro in about 10/15 mins?
@tooniclem   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
Well I haven't burnt down my halls, time to see if this makeshift slow cooker has done the job
@tooniclem   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
Curse my morals. Looking after friends made me lose polkadot girl ;(
@tooniclem   Friday June 3rd, 2011, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
Its not all that daft @Greg_Rossiter my nights only end up in that way like half the time #geordieshore
@tooniclem   Friday June 3rd, 2011, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
Well I'm in the VIP area atleast. The Geordie shore lot where starting fights in here just the other week. #ClaimToFaim
@tooniclem   Thursday June 2nd, 2011, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames That it is. Not till the 23rd June I'm afraid pet
@tooniclem   Thursday June 2nd, 2011, 12:28 p.m. Retweet
My Friday night has now gone from being at a super cool electro session at one of the best clubs in the UK, to going to Tiger Tiger #luckyme
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 1st, 2011, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Fuck, realised too late that the library's toilet is out of paper. Now what do I do? #toilettweets
@tooniclem   Wednesday June 1st, 2011, 12:50 p.m. Retweet
5 hour Mr Scruff set @Gottwood !! Hell freakin yes. My day locked in a basement revising just got a whole lot happier
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 31st, 2011, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda oh naaw that'll be fine then. Try begging big faceless, international corporations for free shit, then you need to get posh
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 31st, 2011, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda standard letter writing rules apply: is it for a formal purpose?
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 31st, 2011, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Now, as good a singer as she is, Adele is increasingly looking like a bit of a bitch http://t.co/IVdSdD5
@tooniclem   Friday May 27th, 2011, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter BTW I do realise that sentence isn't all that coherent. Just trollin on the scum innit
@tooniclem   Friday May 27th, 2011, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter they're rare, but there are some 'blue' cockneys, London must be the area he was talking about. Only explanation. ;)
@tooniclem   Friday May 27th, 2011, 8:39 a.m. Retweet
@dannnyhv alright Danny lad?
@tooniclem   Friday May 27th, 2011, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
We left. And now someones throwing a keg...
@tooniclem   Friday May 27th, 2011, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
To clarify we just walked into somewhere there had a monster munch party
@tooniclem   Thursday May 26th, 2011, 11:47 a.m. Retweet
@tynesidecinema do we just turn up or would u recommend advance bookings?
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 25th, 2011, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
So I need a hostel in Amsterdam, anyone want to help me out with good 'uns?
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 25th, 2011, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
In the process of getting ready to go to the gym. I've been this way for the past 5 hours. Don't think I'll make it
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 25th, 2011, 12:02 p.m. Retweet
Hey look @smurfCFH is on twitter. Everybody say hi, and maybe she'll tweet something
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 24th, 2011, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
Researching methods of becoming more productive. Does my procrastination know no bounds?
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 24th, 2011, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda admittedly involved walking home from the airport, but that was part of the fun!
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 24th, 2011, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda I did a night at 5th and got home for a tenner once. Got so drunk I don't remember how, so yeah you probably could do it
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 24th, 2011, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
For a non engineer, eating olives in the library could be a greasy endeavour http://t.co/5QAlU6m
@tooniclem   Monday May 23rd, 2011, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
Just monging out for a few hours is definitely the best way to prepare for an exam #NailedIt
@tooniclem   Monday May 23rd, 2011, 11:13 a.m. Retweet
@camzo91 is it bad i first read that as Sex AM time? no wonder you're tired...
@tooniclem   Monday May 23rd, 2011, 9:07 a.m. Retweet
Last minute maths exam prep: copious amounts of green tea and sudoku
@tooniclem   Sunday May 22nd, 2011, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
@andysays We had one of them the other day, although I suppose fires/explosions may be more common in Birmingham
@tooniclem   Saturday May 21st, 2011, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
Ah to hell with revision, now is as fitting time as ever to start re-re-re-reading the god delusion
@tooniclem   Saturday May 21st, 2011, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
Never lost so dramatically at poker. 3 hours- not a single hand. I suppose back to revision then
@tooniclem   Friday May 20th, 2011, 12:07 p.m. Retweet
Pete Doherty jailed? Oh how unfortunate, what ever will the music industry do without him?
@tooniclem   Friday May 20th, 2011, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
Yay 10 hour overnight in the library, complete. Now about that 10am lecture...
@tooniclem   Thursday May 19th, 2011, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Just found a Chippy that also sells trebles #StandardNewcastle
@tooniclem   Thursday May 19th, 2011, 11:13 a.m. Retweet
Danny Dyer's trending? Please, please be dead...
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 18th, 2011, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
I want Irish Jim's mind control device
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 18th, 2011, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Revision turned into plotting how to steal the libraries sofas. Safe to say we lost focus
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 17th, 2011, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
I know uni halls are supposed to be loud, but FML these squealing kids in the family flats should not be audible through my headphones. Fuck
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 17th, 2011, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
Failed. But I'll be back. Why can't I work this hard when the sun's shining.
@tooniclem   Monday May 16th, 2011, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
Nearly into hour two of all nighter in the library. Only 6 and a bit hours till first metro home #joy
@tooniclem   Monday May 16th, 2011, 1:05 p.m. Retweet
Hahaha "Like Bon Iver? Check out new Charlie Simpson" Oh Facebook... #NO
@tooniclem   Sunday May 15th, 2011, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
@ultimaterob yoghurt covered fruity oat clusters! Leave long enough its like baby food you can justify eating as an adult
@tooniclem   Sunday May 15th, 2011, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @TheLateShows "At the sage for the late late shows - great ukelele skills everyone!" Busting out a 20 person mr brightside cover -Awesome
@tooniclem   Saturday May 14th, 2011, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
And this is supposedly a student area!? Where the devil are the kebaberies? #Drunk&Bored #DoraTheExplora
@tooniclem   Saturday May 14th, 2011, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
24hr Patisserie my arse. Jesmond you're letting me down #peckish
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter Found it! aaaannnd now I want to go out tonight #curses
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter yeah man, trying to find a full version online somewhere, only finding remixes. It's absolutely bitchin
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
@greg_rossiter just heard the new DJ Fresh on the lucozade advert- oh its a good un
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
YES @dannybyrd is coming back to Newcastle!! I won't be missing him this time. Exams or not.
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda thats extortion! Are they short of volunteers, or just stingy bastards?
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
@AmyIV sweet mother of jesus thats cool
@tooniclem   Friday May 13th, 2011, 9:46 a.m. Retweet
Fight-off early morning sleepiness by rubbing citrus based shower gels into open wounds @TwopTwips
@tooniclem   Thursday May 12th, 2011, 10:58 a.m. Retweet
So apparently leaving the tap running with the plug still in can flood your bathroom. Who knew? #ImSuchAFuckingHelmet
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 11th, 2011, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Apache Gunship landed in the field next to the one I was playing frisbee in #Standard?
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 11th, 2011, 10:06 a.m. Retweet
Nose feels busted, and the hangover's getting worse. Well at least the builders are keeping the noise down...
@tooniclem   Wednesday May 11th, 2011, 12:41 a.m. Retweet
Wow, getting nutted for trying to apologise to someone is so not cool. #DrunkTwats
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 10th, 2011, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda that's legendary of him
@tooniclem   Monday May 9th, 2011, 11:33 a.m. Retweet
Just got in from the ball. Do not look much like Cinderella anymore...
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