@tooniclem

@tooniclem is the Twitter account for Newcastle 2 (UKU University Open 2011/12)

Games involving @tooniclem
Time Team Result Team Tweets
March 11th, 2012 Newcastle 2 4 - 5 Bangor 2 3 tweets
March 10th, 2012 Newcastle 2 0 - 11 Bangor 1 15 tweets
Most recent tweets
@tooniclem   Tuesday March 1st, 2011, 9:15 p.m. Retweet
Continuing the adele/ortopilot combo's 'Someone Like You' cover. http://t.co/bRH3yCM i love them both so very much
@tooniclem   Tuesday March 1st, 2011, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
i hope this is real, someone getting back at the cash 4 gold dicks http://www.jwz.org/images/or2dv.jpg
@tooniclem   Tuesday March 1st, 2011, 11:01 a.m. Retweet
Happy st david's day all. Getting a welsh themed cook on tonight in celebration
@tooniclem   Monday February 28th, 2011, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
paranormal activity can go crawl back up the devil's sphincter, that shit is something else. #NotSleeping
@tooniclem   Monday February 28th, 2011, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
Just got a very sudden, very bizarre desire to bake a cake. Perhaps I should turn off glee
@tooniclem   Monday February 28th, 2011, 9:24 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames oh and just noticed you took my 300th tweet. You lucky devil...
@tooniclem   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames ah splendid that week should be good for me, probs easier to get to sheffield from manc anyway
@tooniclem   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames i think I've been bought tickets for Nero that saturday perhaps after that? But then that is only like the week b4 home...
@tooniclem   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
@iamchames I do still intend to, but its finding the time, how are you for the weekend after next, I MAY be free then
@tooniclem   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 12:41 a.m. Retweet
the three hour snooze fest that is troy can fuck right off, i fancy me some stephen fry right about now, but then again, when don't I?
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames It has, it has. I'm pretty damn good though if I do say so myself, and yourself? U back in the 'slow anytime soon
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
@wob_b you know there's nothing you can't tell us right?
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames That's awfully rude, Amy's not crazy
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
I have a box of cadbury fingers, and a kitchen full of girls...must. resist. dirty. joke...
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
In other more awesome news, hot scottish girl got us both locked in the laundry room #win
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
well now this is weird, the mac app works but the website and iphone app are buggered #TwitterWhyYouNoWork
@tooniclem   Saturday February 26th, 2011, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
just downloaded as much of @ThePrettyLights as I can get hold of, donation incoming, and tweeps, get the hell in on this #now
@tooniclem   Friday February 25th, 2011, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
well that was kinda unexpected. Just bumped into jess vaughan on the Newcastle metro. #SmallWorld
@tooniclem   Friday February 25th, 2011, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
do want: new mac book pro #NowTakingDonations
@tooniclem   Friday February 25th, 2011, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
"your best friend asked if I was straight or gay, I can understand the question when I dance this way" #uncanny
@tooniclem   Friday February 25th, 2011, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
I wonder when Im going to be a mature enough engineer that I stop giggling when people talk about having shafts that are too short
@tooniclem   Friday February 25th, 2011, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
The bass is shaking the lights in the toilet! Man I effing love world HQ
@tooniclem   Thursday February 24th, 2011, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
Wow! Found out i did well above average in one of my exams today. Still failed one of the others, but on balance, not bad
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 23rd, 2011, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
Dallas Green is god. That is all
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 23rd, 2011, 7:28 a.m. Retweet
and a happy 32nd birthday to Bart Simpson
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 23rd, 2011, 7:24 a.m. Retweet
i always regret smoking, throat is SORE now, but its just too handy for meeting people
@tooniclem   Sunday February 20th, 2011, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
A live barbershop triplet n the soundtracks of both anchorman and the lion king for the 12 hours traveling, were definite highlights though
@tooniclem   Sunday February 20th, 2011, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
Totally won the plate at regionals in Bangor beating a first team in the final for it as well #booyah
@tooniclem   Friday February 18th, 2011, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter woo well in blad!
@tooniclem   Friday February 18th, 2011, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter 10th o June I think
@tooniclem   Friday February 18th, 2011, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter fancy parklife this year?
@tooniclem   Thursday February 17th, 2011, 12:27 p.m. Retweet
just you try and beat the comfort of a hoody still warm from the dryer #mmmm
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 16th, 2011, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Excited for March, return to the land of the manc, and birthday shenanigans with @Jamielikeszelda et al @HulaBar
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 15th, 2011, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
An hour late but nonetheless...a happy 'shabba' to you all
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 15th, 2011, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
Haaaa all the old folks on the metro are bitching about how bad Carmen was #WorstEpisodeEver
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 15th, 2011, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
Ooo only 1 month till I can put a bid in for the Olympic beach volleyball #excited
@tooniclem   Monday February 14th, 2011, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
@jamielikeszelda happy valentines babes Xx
@tooniclem   Sunday February 13th, 2011, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
so very hungry but tea won't be ready for 2 whole hours, leaving me plenty of time for a biscuity scran out
@tooniclem   Wednesday February 9th, 2011, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
looks as if i got a little drunkenly keen on FB this morning, could've been worse given those who were online at the same time #awkward
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 8th, 2011, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
and so begins 8 hours of me thoroughly destroying my ears...gonna be good night
@tooniclem   Monday February 7th, 2011, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
In a surprisingly good mood, must be all this Frank Turner. Making the most of the productivity and beginning the house hunt
@tooniclem   Monday February 7th, 2011, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
totally shouldn't sing with a biscuit in my mouth, laptop screen looks considerably more speckled now #sadface
@tooniclem   Sunday February 6th, 2011, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
I both cannot wait for yet really dreading getting a john Lewis discount card.Overdraft could go down the toilet in a matter of mins in here
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
@JAGSKILLS WOW! you could leave this on repeat when you come up to Newcastle this week and I could leave a very happy man
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
really CBA cooking, but healthy takeaways simply don't seem to exist
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 3:51 p.m. Retweet
Oh and its EP IV, that definitely decides it I'm going nowhere
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
"ready to dunk your monkey?" #QuestionableTVAdverts
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
I face a difficult choice now tweeps, star wars or shopping?
@tooniclem   Saturday February 5th, 2011, 11:49 a.m. Retweet
Slept for 12 hours! With the exception of this afternoons yoga this is the perfect start to my 'laziest weekend ever!'
@tooniclem   Friday February 4th, 2011, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
@jamielikeszelda Itchy Feet! coming to a Manchester near you soon, I would seriously recommend you look into this
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 1st, 2011, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
Physically cannot handle the last 2 hour lecture. Fucking it off in favour of sleeping off the mother of all hangovers
@tooniclem   Sunday January 30th, 2011, 11:02 a.m. Retweet
J'adore Popolo! It doesn't have Hulu's Tikiness but that zombie could have easily sent me to the realm of the unliving
@tooniclem   Saturday January 29th, 2011, 10:07 p.m. Retweet
Chilli vodka http://t.co/87s0Lwg let the birthday fun commence
@tooniclem   Saturday January 29th, 2011, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
why is kronenbourg nicer when warm?
@tooniclem   Saturday January 29th, 2011, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
my life is seriously lacking dubstep at the moment #depressing #needtofix anyone fancy pointing me in the direction of some new shtuff?
@tooniclem   Saturday January 29th, 2011, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
oh shit son! Jaguar Skills is in newcastle a week on Tuesday #sohappy
@tooniclem   Friday January 28th, 2011, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
In an entirely unrelated note, I'm now quite keen on onesie's
@tooniclem   Friday January 28th, 2011, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
A little preview of my latest fancy dress installment http://t.co/aa8vYwY
@tooniclem   Thursday January 27th, 2011, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
Wow I love Brie! Clearly having a fucking hardcore night me #cheese
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 26th, 2011, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
@BoseService no longer getting any sound from one side of my around-ear headphones
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 26th, 2011, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
continuing my run of breaking a pair of headphones every month for the past 4, my bose's now also appear to be up shit creek #FML
@tooniclem   Monday January 24th, 2011, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
@duffahat not sure about a marquee, but would a big mess tent suffice? Maybe u could borrow one from scout groups, dad runs 1st Handforth
@tooniclem   Saturday January 22nd, 2011, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
Just saw a load of geordies in English Defence League hoodies. They're the racists right?
@tooniclem   Thursday January 20th, 2011, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Moon's looking extra cheesey tonight #nom
@tooniclem   Thursday January 20th, 2011, 11:08 a.m. Retweet
I literally never want this to end http://t.co/sSYkj4M some of the best remixes I've ever heard
@tooniclem   Thursday January 20th, 2011, 10:49 a.m. Retweet
I think my new favourite genre has to be Electro-Swing
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 19th, 2011, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
Vajazzling? they don't by any chance use clitter do they? http://t.co/IWoozaL
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 19th, 2011, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
I wanna be dancing, Saturday can not come fast enough
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 19th, 2011, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
seriously tempted by the prospect of having a nap in the shower
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 19th, 2011, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
I have to stop shopping at M&S! Why do I never learn? #middleclassprick
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 19th, 2011, 9:18 a.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda ohmygosh if.u find a way take me with u! That lineup is insane
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 18th, 2011, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda teehee a little tempted to follow suit tbh
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 18th, 2011, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda do tell me this is for style purposes, not simply to stop you playing with it?
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 18th, 2011, 12:52 p.m. Retweet
mmm peach based beverages. boy am I glad I bought you
@tooniclem   Monday January 17th, 2011, 11:17 a.m. Retweet
damn this looks awesome, The Invisible String http://t.co/WDavPWz frisbee documentary...please get made
@tooniclem   Saturday January 15th, 2011, 1:16 p.m. Retweet
Hanging like an absolute bitch. Getting out of bed is looking like a risky strategy for today
@tooniclem   Saturday January 15th, 2011, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
shit, practically crawled into the flat, pretty sure this is not the end of my night #FUCK
@tooniclem   Friday January 14th, 2011, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
going to HAVE to start pre-drinking soon, definitely not being sober for this panto
@tooniclem   Friday January 14th, 2011, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
@iamchames holy Jehovah that's awesome. Definitely beating the mag man light cube there aren't they?
@tooniclem   Thursday January 13th, 2011, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Carl Sagan's voice... #hauntinglybeautiful
@tooniclem   Wednesday January 12th, 2011, 12:42 p.m. Retweet
@Greg_Rossiter i think i just vommed in my mouth a little bit
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
fingers are now killing me, and there wasn't even any soap in that place so can't image how dirty those balls were
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Internet analysts can probably tell when the exam seasons begin by the massive spike in online users of FB chat during the middle of the day
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
Ohgod its like eating strands of icky jelly http://twitpic.com/3p3duj
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
ok its official I fail at life. Just cocked up instant noodles #Ishityounot #FML
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 1:10 p.m. Retweet
ryman's own blue tack---fuck that
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 11th, 2011, 12:21 p.m. Retweet
"We're singing, we're swinging, we're in the mood yeah!" doo doo doo
@tooniclem   Monday January 10th, 2011, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
@benturner55 haha mate I'm good, might be better though if you could get #clemsdong trending
@tooniclem   Monday January 10th, 2011, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
@Jamielikeszelda haha ya ledge. Tbh I'm not really that bothered anymore, more curious
@tooniclem   Monday January 10th, 2011, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
Shit that was an awkward training, wish she'd just tell me what was up #confusedface
@tooniclem   Sunday January 9th, 2011, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
#OhNoes seems my bonsai tree might have died
@tooniclem   Sunday January 9th, 2011, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
can't believe I actually managed to get a coin stuck inside my PS3
@tooniclem   Sunday January 9th, 2011, 2:55 a.m. Retweet
Knackered yet sleep alludes me, supposed to be up in 3 hours to pack #fuck
@tooniclem   Sunday January 9th, 2011, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
the intensity of my man crush on Matt Bellamy increases http://bit.ly/gM9L87
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